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0hgodwhat Β· 8 months ago
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Jack Bateman
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incorrectid5quotes Β· 2 years ago
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Jack, banging on the door: Joseph! Open up!
Joseph: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Wujiu: No, they meant-
Bi’an: Let him finish.
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incorrectid5quotes Β· 2 years ago
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Jack: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Keigan: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?
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incorrectid5quotes Β· 2 years ago
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Naib: I’m going to take you out
Jack: great, it’s a date!
Naib: I meant that as a threat.
Jack: See you at five!
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incorrectid5quotes Β· 2 years ago
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Jack: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Jack: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A woman has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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