#iggy fails

[phoenixwithapencil]

ok ok so- in finally at least watching the ep gladio cutscenes I finally got the damn plot (and I have my thoughts and opinions about that, but that's for a different post)... I want to focus though on the fact that Gladio's ultimate triumph is that he's no longer afraid of if or not he will be able to succeed as noct's shield. And then Gilgamesh says this: "Now, hasten forth— with mind unclouded by doubt and will unmoved by fear. The Last King of Lucis is ill fit to fight without his Shield."

Gladio really doesn't react to this line despite the fact that he totally absolutely should. Because the verbiage is not just 'king' nor even 'chosen king', but 'last king'

Gilgamesh knows something about the future and Noct's fate- that Noctis is going to die. Okay, sure. it's not necessarily that he'll die. there's wiggle room in there. But at the same time, Gilgamesh is all but a demigod, who's using 'last king' the same way everyone else in on the prophecy shenanigans use 'chosen king'. it's doubtful Gladio would take that as a sign that Noct and Luna are fated to dismantle the monarchy. He'd take it as 'noct is fated to die.'

Gladio doesn't get the context of a vision the way Ignis will during his dlc. He doesn't get to know how the man he swore to protect will die.

Gladio's job is to make sure Noct Does Not Die and Gilgamesh is looking him in the eye and saying 'glad you got over your fear that you will fail... but for the record, you will never be good enough. you are destined to fail.'

And then gladio doesn't react at all to gilgamesh's words or the massive implications. because im convinced that the writers room hated this man personally.

[capricorndevil15]

I saw this post and had to draw him immediately

[danielemurra]

Pretty Flamingo

[em-harlsnow]

I just wish we had seen Ian be comforting to Mickey more. They had so much opportunity in later seasons, but they didn't take it and it really pissed me off. Posing Ian as more selfish in season 11 than we ever saw him in earlier seasons, with Mickey pointing a gun at Terry and saying he 'tortured him for years' and Ian shrugging it off with 'Frank broke my nose'. Like yes, yes, Ian should also talk about his own abuse. But overshadowing your partner's struggle with your own (when Ian saw first-hand what Terry was like) is just shit and felt OOC for Ian. Bear in mind, Ian also was BFFs with Mandy and knew all the horrors Terry did to her. It seems off for him to be sympathetic to her in season 2 (?) I think when trying to get her an abortion and season 6 (?) when she came back, but not to Mickey.

I'm not hating on Ian here, I love Ian. I'm saying the writers fucked him over, that Ian would have been sympathetic and kind if they hadn't been annoying. If anything, Ian bringing up Frank being abusive is not only out of character from a 'he would comfort Mickey point of veiw' but also from an 'Ian doesn't like to talk about the shit that happened to him' view.

We got the scene of Ian saying 'you are so much better than that', which is good. But it's the best we got. And considering the unbelievable amounts of abuse Mickey suffered, it doesn't feel like enough. Earlier in the show, they were amazing at going over dark themes. With Fiona struggling when she got out of prison and Lip's alcoholism and Ian's bipolar disorder and Debbie's huge mix of things and Carl's illegal proclivities. I do think this all stems from them trying to make it more comedic, but it just WASNT comedic. They tried to make Terry's death funny?? tried to have Mickey crying over it be funny?? It just felt tone-deaf, like the writers didn't watch their own show.

I heard something about the writers being changed in season 10, so maybe that's why.

But in a show that was very dark, for the last two seasons to get like three sad and meaningful scenes (Mickey's 'you don't love me enough now', Frank speaking to Lip about fatherhood and Ian's 'I miss mum') is ridiculous. It felt like they were trying to tie the show up in a neat bow, but they failed. Most of the character's storylines are open-ended and annoying. They also made them all act really middle-class (at least in my opinion) which is odd for people still struggling with poverty.

Everything felt very surface-level. In my mind, what could have been GREAT in season 10/11 would be this:

Mickey struggling with PTSD (idk insomnia, OCD, claustrophobia from prison could all play a part in this, there were so many opportunities they didn't take)

Ian struggling with getting his old job back, proving himself again and trying to find himself (they sort-of covered this, but barely)

I would keep the gallavich wedding, but I don't like Terry's involvement. honestly, it felt sort of weak coming from a bastard like Terry.

Lip and Tami I like together, but I would have liked to see their bond be deeper. It, again, felt very surface-level through the last seasons. Would be interesting to see Lip have the same intensity toward fatherhood as he did when he thought Karen was having his baby. it didn't feel the same

some of the gallavich engagement angst I like, but I think they could have done better than Mickey going off with Byron.

bring in more milkoviches. I mean, come on. where did they all go. Mandy, Iggy, Sandy, just bring them back.

Would have liked to see Ian and Mickey become like the new Kev and V (stable and loving but also crazy)

Kev and V's storyline was decent altho boring. Maybe it was good that it was boring, because it showed them become really stable in their roles as parents and partners and full-on adults (ik they were always adults, but yk what I mean)

Carl's relationship with the Mexican family I felt should have had a deeper impact on him. For someone with such emotional depth, it felt strange for him to just get over it so quickly. he really liked Anna. (plus I liked her so I want more of her)

Debbie could have had a redemption arc, she didn't.

Lip was argumentative and lost a lot of his ingenuity, it becoming sort of tragic that all his intelligence was used for was getting cheaper paint and helping out some arrogant rich guy get more rich. Idk, I would have liked to see him try and start up a business with a little crime on the side, making it really successful.

Liam's character was good. I thought it was cool to see him exploring his heritage and scamming people at school like his siblings used to. It didn't have the same rawness as the kids did in the early seasons, but it wasn't the worst storyline. I like seeing another smart gallagher with opportunities like Lip, but Liam seems less likely to lose the opportunities. He was a beacon of hope, I think. I think he should have had more friends though, because the Gallagher Family became pretty isolated from the rest of the neighbourhood. Where did the sense of community go?

I don't care what Frank does, he's always done his own thing. I like that he died at the end.

Terry should have suffered more. Although, his death being anticlimactic does show that sometimes villains in real life just die, and they don't get what's coming to them. It's unsatisfying.

Better exploration into Mickey's feelings of his death please.

Better exploration into Frank's dementia please. William h Macy did it well, but the other characters moved on from it so fast. I get it, he was a piece of shit, but it had potential as a storyline.

They should have missed Fiona more.

More actually passionate gallavich scenes like in season 4,5 even season 7. But no, we get an argument over 'who's the man in the relationship'. Sorry, straightest bullshit I ever did see.

I don't hate season 10/11. There are some good parts. But where's the fast-paced, comical, dark, chaotic, meaningful and intelligently satirical Shameless that I know?

[darkopsiian]

condolences about your 2 year DnD character 🙏 how'd they go out? was it a story thing or did they roll a 1?

Thankfully the character who died was my Droid IGGY, in our star wars game. So there's a 10% chance he'll come back based on a lot of story elements. But still.

To cut things as short as I can and avoid any long explanations- uhhh. So IGGY's previous master was a rouge black sun Mandalorian (so you can kind of guess he wasn't the nicest man) and once he failed a single mission against Jedi was essentially told to k*ll himself, got deactived and throw out a trash chute on Tatooine where he meets his new master a little Jawa / our second player. Who over time becomes his best friend.

Fast Forward 5-in game years later, we're back on Tatooine. Find out his Master is back, recognizes IGGY (who by this time hasn't received a single mind cleanse or restart so he's practically alive at this point, that's been his whole character arc) anyway, he gets a PTSD attack. I got the worst rolls conveniently possible.

Gets shot with a disintegrator pistol then stabbed and decapitated, now he's taking IGGY back and potentially restarting his systems and that's when he'd die... technically.

Here's pictures IGGY, I love him very much.

[saisuta-art]

THE SILLIES YAAAAAY!!!!! ヾ（〃＾∇＾）ﾉ♪

I've revisited my take on the Koopalings with revamped designs based on their hooman forms and giving them more love than nintendo ever gave them and I think I've finished setting up my AU and don't need to change anything else :0 so I'll tell you all about it under da cut!!!! ٩(◦`���´◦)۶

THE BASICS

In this AU, the Koopalings are Bowser's biological children.

Bowser Jr does not exist in this AU.

The AU takes place after the events of Super Mario Odyssey, meaning the Broodals show up in it too.

They are usually in human forms but I will draw their koopa forms occasionally.

Their personalities are vastly different from canon. I've kept some aspects from their canon personalities, but most of it has been rewritten.

CHARACTER INFORMATION

LARRY

Age: 15 | MBTI: INTP

The youngest of the siblings. He spends most of the time listening to his music and not caring much for what's around him. He usually appears listless and uninterested, however, when it comes to tennis matches, he changes completely. He will do anything to win, even cheat, and he is known to be a HUGE sore loser!

WENDY

Age: 16 | MBTI: ENTJ

The second youngest, born after Roy and Morton. She is a spoiled rotten brat who always gets the most expensive clothes, jewels and make-up that she can find in order to always look elegant. If she doesn't get her way, she will scream until she wins! She is extremely jealous of the princesses from Mushroom Kingdom and will go great lenghts to look better than them. However, she has a secret caring side for her brothers.

ROY

Age: 16 | MBTI: ENTP

The middle one in between Wendy and Morton. Roy's your average cool jock type: always flexing his muscles, training all day and trying to impress cute girls but failing miserably at it. Wendy often takes out her rage on him by yelling at him or attacking him, but deep down he knows she still appreciates him!

MORTON

Age: 16 | MBTI: ESTJ

Born before Roy and Wendy. As the most strict of the Koopalings, he is in charge of making Bowser's minions work 24/7 and reinforcing the rules so that nobody is caught slacking off. He is also known for being a loudmouth as he can spend hours talking even if nobody's listening to him, and he's got the perfect lungs for screaming too. Toads often mock him by comparing him to a brute caveman.

IGGY

Age: 17 | MBTI: ESFP

The third oldest. Being the most hyperactive, extroverted and unpredictable, he is a real wild child! There's never a monotonous time whenever he pops in! However, he also has a demented side and often has psychotic episodes where he'll cause rampages and hurt anyone who gets in his way, so Larry and Lemmy have to restrain him by strapping up his straightjacket.

LEMMY

Age: 17 | MBTI: ISFP

Despite his child-like appearance, he is actually the second oldest of the Koopalings, being born after Ludwig and before Iggy. He is calm and mature as he wants to act his age. He also hates being patronised for his short stature and demands to be taken seriously. But he is still interested in the circus and practices all the time to be the best performer in the world!

LUDWIG

Age: 18 | MBTI: INTJ

The oldest Koopaling and the one who'll inherit the throne after King Bowser. He is intelligent, haughty, cunning and cocky. He is also antisocial, a bit of a misanthrope and he hates meeting other people, so he spends a long time shut in his room, playing the piano and writing music compositions. However, in front of Mario and Luigi, he'll act like the leader of the group, which his siblings despise.

[necromycologist]

thinking about it as i was flicking thru nightfall it really grinds my gears that sophie hates the gorgodon in canon. she gets grossed out pretty easily sure but like. she adopted iggy. shes the ultimate horse girl. she can transmit to animals. its literally an animal that had no say in its creation she should be projecting her angst about being a unique genetically engineered monster with a set purpose that she's failing at onto that thanggggg!!!!!!!!!

[burninface]

Gallaghers' memories about drawing their own family (+ two Milkoviches)

By 5 years old Fiona Gallagher, 1 April, 1995.

Monica came back home with her baby brother Lip and a huge box of markers, Fiona was happy and wanted to draw her family with them. After drawing her mom and brother, she realized that her parents had run off again, so she had to stop drawing and go get some food for herself and her brother. When she came back from the chores, she found Frank had pawned all the markers, only left a brown one.

By 5 years old Lip Gallagher, 23 January, 2000.

Lip couldn't stand his alcoholic father any more, so he copied the slogan from a magazine, trying to get Frank understand the dangers of drinking in the form of drawing, and Frank let out a laugh when he saw it. (Lip actually had better handwriting at age 5, but he was so angry when writing this.)

By 4 years old Ian Gallagher, 10 December, 2000.

Ian received a new box of crayons from his mom, and he used them to draw a family portrait. He tried his best to put Fiona, Lip, himself with his favorite G.I.Joe, mom and the baby was about to be out from her tummy in his drawing. He was going to be a big brother! He hated Frank, so he didn't draw him. The next morning he came downstairs, only to find that his drawing had been used by Frank as an ashtray.

By 6 years old Debbie Gallagher, 21 June, 2007.

This summer Lip and Ian stole some brushes and paints for Debbie, so Debbie used them to paint an elaborate family portrait. Shortly after she finished painting, Monica left again without saying goodbye, and Carl played pranks on her. She hated them both! She had to cross them both out of the painting.

By 6 years old Carl Gallagher, 5 March, 2008.

Carl's teacher asked them to draw a family portrait, and Carl's assignment got Fiona called to school. The teacher told her to pay more attentions on Carl's spelling skills and mental health.

By 5 years old Liam Gallagher, 11 November, 2015.

Some scribbles Liam left on a paper bag caught Fiona and Lip's attention, wondering if the coke he used to take had really done a permanent damage on his brain, causing him to have strange fantasies besides sleepwalking. They ultimately failed to understand what Liam had drawn.

By 5 years old Mickey Milkovich, 23 August, 1999.

After the game dodge the daggers, a proud Mickey endured the pain on his palm, drew a picture of his father rewarding him and his mother coming home. Unfortunately, Terry saw the picture, ripped it into half, and found Mickey to beat him up and told him never to get into any of this pussy stuff. At night Iggy accidentally found Mickey crying, so he stole a sticking tape for Mickey the next day.

By 5 years old Mandy Milkovich (and Mickey), 16 September, 2000.

Mandy wanted to draw a family portrait on a whim, but she couldn't remember what the other family members' faces looked like, and no one else was home except Mickey. So she pestered Mickey to help her draw her mom, whom she hadn't seen for a long time, and forced Mickey to write her name on it. Mickey also helped her hide her work to avoid being found by Terry.

[squidwardisanoctopus]

accidentally remembered Maximum Ride exists and now I have Thoughts on fixing this mess

first of all 6 kids is too much for the main cast. Iggy and Gazzy get smooshed together to form an explosion loving 10 year old who is Angel's older brother. The experiments that resulted in Angel were first tested on him and that's why he is blind. He loves his sister so much but he is also a child and makes bad decisions sometimes. He sometimes clashes with Max about her leadership.

Max is our first successful hybrid and a proof of concept. It took a lot of testing to make Max work, but once they knew she was going to survive long term, the lab began developing more variations of bird kids based on her. She is Dr Martinez's biological child but all Dr Martinez did was sell her eggs in her 20s with no knowledge of what would happen. Dr Martinez is an otherwise normal veterinarian. Max is visibly not white.

Fang is the second successful bird kid and only a little younger than Max. He is very loyal but not a natural leader and the process they used to make him is different than the one used to make Max and the other kids. This only becomes important later when the lab decides they want a breeding pair and aren't sure if Max and Fang could reproduce. He is Nudge's editor for HER blog, he himself is not interested in internet fame.

Nudge is a wannabe influencer. Max won't let her post her face, but she is an avid social media user and eventually learns to leverage her audience to her advantage by leaking secret science information and eventually begins posting about the flock as a unit to her adoring fans. Max hates this so much until it becomes useful. Nudge no longer hates herself, she just feels like a liar for having to hide who she is.

Angel is the "perfected" bird kid. She has extra abilities compared to the rest of them and Nudge and Iggy/Gazzy are considered failed attempts to create what Angel became. She gets preferential treatment by the scientists at the lab and is sometimes a shit about this. She also thinks shes better than regular humans.

All the bird kid powers are related to actual things real birds can do, such as mimicry and having an internal sense of where North is. Angel being telepathic is not a bird kid power but the result of the scientists testing out a new wave of enhancements. Max and Fang, being early successes, don't have a lot extra. Max has a crazy dive from her hawk DNA and Fang gets enhanced pattern recognition. Nudge gets her emotional sense, which is considered a failed attempt at telepathy, and Iggy/Gazzy has his mimicry but nothing psychic.

We follow a 3 book structure in which we gradually become aware that the lab they escaped from is not unique, but a branch of a secret monopoly company set on an eco-fascist takeover. All the kids were grown from eggs sold to evil "fertility clinics" by young women who had no idea what was going on and may or may not want to reconnect with their bird-progeny. The evil plot is that humanity as it exists is too disconnected from nature and corrupted by modern society, so we need to induce a global disaster to wipe out the population and rebuild with our mutant army. The Flock, having had to run and hide for their whole lives, are initially attracted to this plan until they make real connections to people like Dr Martinez and decide they can't let humanity be killed. There is a brief schism in the group over this but they all come together in book 3 to blow up labs and fight back. Ultimately, it takes Max's leadership, Nudge's exposing everything online, Iggy/Gazzy's love of pyrotechnics, and found family love to expose the plot and destroy the laboratories, while freeing mutant kids they meet along the way.

With the secrets exposed and a bunch of mutants released into the wild, Max and co. are now free to just exist without fear of being hunted. Max and Nudge both get to spend time with their moms, but the rest of the group were not wanted by their biological parents and bond with other mutant kids instead. Maybe they all go to school on a government grant or something. I don't feel like adressin the later books at this point this post is way too long as is

[gazemaizeisdead]

why i'm deleting chili and the chocolate factory: fudge revelation

this is not easy for me.

friends and dedicated chili fans will know that early 2021 was an especially difficult period in my life; in addition to the general struggles of that time we were all facing i was attempting to manage pre-production of the film that ended up becoming wonka. paul king had already spoken to me regarding a chili adaptation before the story had even finished its serialization and we started working together essentially as soon as it was finished. (this had, i'm ashamed to say, more than a little negative impact on the second half on the story; it's difficult not to let the knowledge of inevitable adaptation color the creation of a work. the oft-panned avengers-esque fight scene at the end was very cynically included with the knowledge that whatever literary failings it created would be justified once it was translated to the big screen. i added more than a few extra i vapes knowing that it'd be a cheap crowdpleaser... it's hard to fight this impulse.)

i still consider paul a friend and wish him all the best of luck in the future; he's a talented man and paddington 3: paddington in peru is worse for his lessened involvement. that said i won't sugarcoat that our time together on the project was horrible. this isn't a callout post, this was my fault more than his, but we did not gel creatively (to put it lightly). while our initial interactions were lovely, early on in the project i complimented paddington 2 as a phenomenal film (a masterwork, in fact!) but said in confidence that i thought the film would have been better if mr. brown was violently killed at the end and paul's behavior towards me changed dramatically after this. his interactions with me became coldly professional and i began receiving unmarked letters nightly from a man i cannot definitively prove was hugh bonneville; these were not strictly speaking threats but they were not kind letters either, let me tell you.

worse than any specific incident with paul was dealing with the executive producers, who had a laundry list of requested changes, among them:

the addition of themed musical numbers to mark the children's deaths, all of which would be raps performed by oompa loompas voiced by iggy azalea and james corden

i could keep the pun only on the condition that we include a 12 minute flashback to roald dahl's time in the RAF

removal of the potato joke

multiple new lines implying direct continuity with the tim burton universe (i'm told that burton at the time was blackmailing various warner bros. executives but has since been "appeased", i do not know the details and was strongly advised not to push on this)

lim would at several points would make references to his love of bugs bunny; this was meant to tie into an extended voiced cameo appearance in space jam: a new legacy and as a playable character in multiversus

tie-in promotional short to go with the platinum jubilee where mahuika would have vaped with the queen

the addition of a real ending to the story

after softly pushing back on some of these changes i was eventually removed from the project after a series of false accusations of stealing other people's lunches were manufactured against me (oh how they loved the poetry of the accusation, that added chili oil in his burrito would be what ended up "bringing me down"); i ended up parting with the movie rights in a court settlement. i wanted to fight but i was still dealing with numerous health issues at the time and simply did not have the energy for a protracted court battle, and to be frank i needed the immediate funds the (very unsubstantial) settlement provided for my own survival.

they tried to make chili work without my input but (not to toot my own horn!) were unable to pull through and ended up dumping the whole project and scrubbing my involvement almost entirely (it was my idea to bring chalamet on as mr. bucket, and i think had he been allowed to play a role that allowed him to reveal the depths of his ability to portray cruelty, he might have won that oscar). what you see in wonka is the cynical remnants. for whatever i think of the movie i'm glad it still exists, even if it's no longer mine in any way.

that would have been the end of it, but warner bros. recently sent me a cease and desist letter in the mail; it turns out there were clauses in the settlement contract that i misread, and i simply do not have the means to fight back. in three months time chili will be rereleased on steam as "chili and the chocolate factory: couverture edition" with new microtransactions but please understand that i will receive NOTHING from it. please do not support this; this is the theft of my life's work. i currently live under a bridge in madison wisconsin where i subsist on beans and a thin edible paste i derive from old copper wire. i do not need money, i like the paste, but it is infuriating to have been stolen from nonetheless. if not for me please reject this for the precedent it sets and all the others like me in similar situations.

an additional note: the eight other game studios/collectives/micronations claiming chili's artistic heritage are all liars and only MINE in real. tomorrow i will be releasing a forty-thousand word political manifesto which includes a digression about my feelings about "art", a well-designed graph delineating how our studio's copper is divided, and a reaffirmation of my proud commitment to never releasing a real story ever again.

[marsoid]

What characters/cars would the dead enders play in mario kart?

Wasn’t sure about which cars but here’s ROD chars in general:

Lucky - King boo (gets hit with every item every race, without fail)

Vick - cat Peach

Helix - Mario bc it’s the only one he recognizes

Bonnie - Rosalina

Tyson - Iggy

Dominique - Morton

Buzzie - Wario

Sawyer - Dry Bones (unless Buzzie is also playing, then Waluigi)

Kerry - Isabelle

Phoenix - Pink Gold Peach (extremely competitive, usually wins)

Ponyboy - Yoshi

Laur - Daisy

Gabe - Luigi

Sal - Dry Bowser (but he really wants to play as Shy Guy)

[just-a-carrot]

How much of a drinker is OW Iggy? Broomtail Iggs seems to enjoy chugging by the bottles. Also my head been stuck with the image of Genzou trying(and failing) to deal with a very clingy drunk Iggs.

OW iggy is the type who keeps a bottle of wine or whiskey at home and convinces himself that he doesn't drink much of it but does dip into it at least a few times during the week just as a little way to relax while he's gaming or something at night. he doesn't drink heavily but enjoys it in small amounts a few times a week

BT iggy is a lot because he wasn't allowed much alcohol and now that it's freely available at genzou's place he's relishing in it perhaps LOLOL (coupled with him just feeling more open and comfortable at genzou's place)

also congrats you just inspired me to do this doodle lkjdfada

[mochidom]

The Dragneel (Fairies Heirs)

Masterpost here!

Lucy asked Natsu out first (Happy never fails to remind her of that fact) a few months after the gang came back from the 100 years quest;

Do I need to say that Natsu was giggling for the whole day after?

Because Lucy initiated the first date, Natsu made sure he was the one who proposed (he asked Gadjeel and regretted and Gray who had that point were already fiancés. I’ll let you guys imagine the ideas that came out of the brainstorm between the three);

Finally after a discussion (he got mostly yelled at) with Jellal and Luxus, he decided to bring her to Hargeon where they first met and asked for her hand there;

Natsu asked for Aquarius' blessing (because in my dictature, Lucy got the key back) before proposing to Lucy;

Career wise: Natsu became one of the most sought out mage in the kingdom and even overseas while Lucy became a very successful author;

Lucy stopped going on missions when she got pregnant with their first child Ignia a few months after the wedding, and from that point only concentrated on her writing career;

She published three other novels from that point and all of them did pretty well. The guild, of course, organised a book signing event for each of the releases.

Atlas Salamander Dragneel was born in the middle of the guild on a beautiful Thursday afternoon.

After months of following Polyussica's diet for a painless delivery, Lucy realized way too late that the diet worked way too well and she did not realize her water broke nor felt that the baby was coming;

Some would say such an eventful birth is an omen as to how the baby will be and they would be right because Atlas is nothing if not eventful;

For the first ten years of his life, if there was a catastrophic attack on Magnolia's flora, you could bet your house that he had something to do with it. The boy destroyed a mountain when he was barely 6!;

That is when Luxus start to get worried for his hairline;

Natsu is over the moon to have found a partner to accompany him on his bizarre adventures;

Natsu and Atlas are always sparring each other and they're keeping count. It is currently 124-2 for Natsu;

Lucy can't believe that someone who looks so much like her can be so different from her. Atlas cannot sit AT ALL and for the longest time, the parents had to team up with the city's authorities to give him a simplet haircut;

He's a very volatile person and he hates staying in the same place for a long time;

Him and Gideon are actually dangers to society;

Atlas is also very impulsive and also kinda have a saviour complex; He is always the one to come to help to another being, which is not bad but sometime he does it without thinking much about himself or the people who care about him;

He is very charismatic which is such a bad combo with his eclectic personality. He gets away with a lot such as the fact that he is a player;

Lucy and Natsu agree to let him leave on a two years long mission with Gildarts and Gideon when he turns 15;

The princess of the family! You can get a real-life target on your back if you even mispronounce her name;

After the nightmare that Atlas was, Lucy was so happy to have such a calm baby. Natsu is just really happy because Iggy is a carbon copy of him;

Happy's running joke is to look at Iggy and say something along the lines of "Oh my god Natsu, your hair grew so much";

Iggy grew with an overbearing dad, a very protective mom and a brother who was way too much into her business, that being said the rebellion period was to be expected;

It didn't last too long (Natsu thank the skies every day), she hates being in trouble too much. She mostly sulks when she's upset now;

She is best friends and teammates with Kairo Redfox and Silo Fullbuster;

Because both boys are very prone to partake in activities that result in broken bones and skulls, she has been tasked by Juvia and Levy to chaperone them at all times;

She is very responsible and a person you can count on always;

Whenever her parents leave for a mission or book tour, they very specifically put her in charge of her older brother;

[metamatronic]

Could you talk a little about your MCI from your Fnaf au?

This isn’t exactly what you asked, but here’s my timeline! It’s altered a bit over the years and characters have changed roles, but this is my little AU:

1983: Evan “Jack” Afton is bitten while Henry murders Charlie behind the pizzeria. Charlie mistakes her killer for William. Fredbear’s Family Diner closes and the springlock suits are moved to Freddy’s. Jack continues to haunt Michael and creates night terrors for him.

1984: Circus Baby’s Rental opens and Elizabeth “goes missing.” William, after losing his second kid, becomes consumed with finding Elizabeth and fails to notice Henry reprogramming the animatronics. Funtime animatronics steadily kidnap/kill kids from 1984~86.

1985: Official first Missing Children’s Incident™. Henry lures five kids (Gabriel, Jeremy, Susie, Fritz, and Cass) and stuffs their bodies in the suits. William is suspected but never convicted, Freddy’s is shut down.

Early 1986: William, suspecting foul play and feeling guilty, goes to the now closed Freddy’s location to search for clues. Charlie and Co, believing their killer to be William, scare him into the suit and he is springlocked. Using William as a scapegoat, Henry has the walls sealed up so that William can “remain at large” should the case be reopened. Becoming more paranoid that he will be found out, he hunts down Michael’s friends from the bite of ‘83 and hides their bodies in the not-yet-released toy animatronics.

1987: After the disappearance of his father, Michael finds William’s frantic theories over Elizabeth’s whereabouts and decides to go look for her. Scoopage occurs.

After discovering the truth of the incidents, the not-yet-rotting Michael takes a job at the new Freddy Fazbear’s under the guise of Jeremy Fitzgerald. (The dayshift guard, also named Jeremy, gets bit by Mangle) Michael comes back later as “Fritz Smith” and sneaks Charlie out with him.

~1988: Ennard (without Baby) sneaks into Michael’s apartment and asks to stay. Michael begrudgingly lets Ennard live in his closet.

~1991: Circus Baby finds Michael’s apartment and demands to stay. Michael and Ennard begrudgingly let her.

1993: Mike takes a job at the reopened Freddy’s. Finds out that his uncle (Phone Guy) died there not too long before him. Mike continues working there for a while until he gets fired for “tampering with the animatronics” and the place gets shut down. He sneaks Phone Guy’s ghost out with him and hides him in his apartment.

2017: Michael takes a job at Fazbear Fright under the name Eggs and “meets” Springtrap. Neither recognize each other and form a friendship. This culminates in the two of them burning the place down and Michael sneaking William back to his apartment, where Phone Guy reveals both of their identities to each other.

2019: Michael, in an attempt to lure Henry and kill him, franchises a Freddy’s location and steadily sneaks his animatronic family members in. It’s the most successful Freddy establishment and becomes incredibly popular. When Henry tries to burn the place down, the Afton family captures him and forces him to burn in the restaurant with them. Despite everything, everyone but Henry survives. Henry’s soul escapes into the computer.

2020: Realizing they now have to live “normal lives” in the aftermath of the fire, Michael and William retrofit illusion discs so the whole family can pose as living people.

2023: After developing into a malicious computer virus, Henry/Glitchtrap poses as a Fazbear Entertainment email address and commissions a VR studio to make the FNAF series. On top of using this to possess the beta testers, he uses this to spin the narrative that William was the murderer and that he was the hero that stopped him. Michael joins the VR team as “Iggy Wilson” in order to stop Henry.

I don’t really have anything for Security Breach. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[lyricailove]

Full Mag Part 1

It's been sitting in my brain screaming for over a month. Clawing at the walls, trying to get out. So here's the first part of my Gallavich uncles fic.

Ian loves having an apartment all to himself with Mickey. It means privacy, domesticity, a space just for them in the early years of their marriage. Inevitably they'll find a bigger place. Maybe move back to the southside where Mickey is more comfortable. Ian could live with that, as long as he has Mickey he's okay with most things.

"Iggy, what the fuck?!"

Ian rolls his eyes and pinches the bridge of his nose. They keep getting noise complaints from their neighbors and while most of it is sex-related, a good portion is due to Mickey's poor volume control.

Ian sighs at the sound of Mickey screaming at his older brother on the phone and can only imagine the trouble Iggy could be in. Iggy calls every once in a while to bust his baby brother's balls or ask for money. Sometimes Mickey agrees, other times he curses Iggy out and hangs up on him. Right now it seems to be the latter.

Not even 20 seconds later, Mickey is rushing past Ian to grab his jacket off the hook.

"Where are you going?" Ian stands, wondering what Iggy could've said that has Mickey rushing to get out of the apartment.

"Where do you think? Asshole got himself arrested and now we need to go down to the station." Mickey grabs Ian's leather jacket off the hook and tosses it to him, stomping his feet into his Timberlands after doing so.

Iggy may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but he knows when to look apologetic. Especially when he's sitting in an interrogation room and he can see Mickey walk into the precinct, his husband in tow. It doesn't take long for Mickey to snap his attention through the window and give one lethal glare that makes Iggy immediately look away.

Ian stands behind Mickey with his hands in his jacket pockets and stares at the ground, waiting for Mickey to ask to see his brother. He's not shaken by the turn of events, after all between him, Lip, and especially Carl he'd already had his share of precinct visits. No biggie.

Iggy lifts his head as his younger brother and brother-in-law walk into the interrogation room. He gives the same goofy smile that Mickey has seen since they were kids and that never fails to irritate him to high heavens. Mainly because it's always followed by the dumbest thing that's ever been said and/or done.

"What the hell did you do, dumbass?" Mickey drops down into the chair across the table and leans into Ian's hand that rests on his shoulder.

"It wasn't my fault! You know how these pigs are. See a Milkovich and immediately jump to the worst-case scenario. All I know is, I was grabbing a beer from the convenience store, was gonna pay and everything, and next thing I know I'm face down and my hands are cuffed." Iggy huffs with irritation, chewing the corner of his bottom lip.

Mickey rubs his eyebrow, already feeling the beginnings of a migraine coming on. "So what? You need money?"

"No something else, something bigger. It's also why I asked you to bring Gallagher. Cause I know he'll say yes."

Ian's head whips up from where he'd been staring at the floor. "How do you know? I could easily say no to whatever you want."

Iggy laughs, cutting his eyes to Mickey. "I need you to watch my daughter."