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[fangsandsmiles]

“You’ve still got plenty blood in you”

There's a human in the kitchen! Very much in a bad mood but trying to find something edible. Which... does leave him paying less attention to his general surroundings.

-@walking-bloodbag

(Here you go-)

Xia Fei was simply heading in the kitchen to get something to drink, blinking when he noticed the human. So he just walks up behind him and taps his shoulder,

“Why hello there”

[cia-offical]

in this house, we stand for the pink, white, and blue 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

God bless America

[applestruda]

Shapes in the deep

[cookiedough77]

so many people have lost the plot with chat blanc like we both like chat blanc for VERY different reasons

YOU like chat blanc because he destroyed the world 'for' marinette (LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER) and its all about marinette ladybug

(if you're centering around HER experience this doesnt count im talking about like CHAT BLANC)

I like chat blanc because oh ny god the HORROR of seeing his MOMS CORPSE in HIS basement then finding out HIS DAD is HAWKMOTH and he just like beat the shit out of him??? and then got akumatized and didnt want to hurt ladybug and his father told him not to point it at him so chat blanc panicked and tried to aim it at himself and it went HORRIBLY wrong and he just had to deal with learning the entire population, his friends, family, everyone was dead and it was his fault and he was just alone for such a long time (and he's ALREADY lonely like WHYYYY PUT IT ON MAX WAAAAA 😭)

[starii-lins]

so i have a hc that c00lcarnival is c00lkidd's personal little like. imaginary world. yk how kids just have those. he made it up after going to the carnival with his dad and wanted to make it a reality so he and his dad could go there and have fun always and so his dad wouldnt have to worry bcs they could play there for free and do whatever they wanted

and 007n7's milestone II skin. guess where theyre at

im rapidly doing backflips i cannot fucking do this anymore i can ti cant i cant I CANT I CANT I CANT I CANT

UWAAARUHUFHGHGHGHGHGUHURHURHYFHUHSUBDJHC

[mikqchoux]

a single soul dwelling in two bodies

[grtstinvntr]

yes we can

phighting screenshot day 405

submitted by @i-put-the-milk-before-the-cereal !!

[kanonbea]

sry 4 being somewhat inactive here . ive been working (playing games) and grinding (gambling all my money away)

think i'll be posting some doodles to fill the gap:P

[kaysdenofchaos]

Omg guys it’s the first American pope

[jez-bez]

"Between Cirrus from this world and the one from the world... who's rougher?"

[escritos-literarios99]

[hellfire--cult]

THEY'RE AT HIS PICNIC TABLEEEEEE

im gonNA CRYYYYY

[enbyandyy]

HES BACKKK AAAAAAAAA

JIMMYS BACK ON HERMITCRAFT YIPPEEEEEEEEE

image id: [A conversation in hermitcraft in game Minecraft chat going like: SolidarityGaming joined the game <Tango> who let this guy in? <joehillssays> Welcome back, Jimmy! <Tango> security around here.... <Good TimeWithScar> Who left the door open <SolidarityGaming> um <SolidarityGaming> hi <GoodTimeWithScar> hehe <SolidarityGaming> in just popping in for my shift <SolidarityGaming> hermits are hungry <joehillssays> famished. End ID]

[kaisentine]

꒰ა ⠀ ⸺ 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲!

⌗ ⸺ there’s no price for a gift if you’re getting it for someone you love—he really fucking loves you. ft. michael kaiser, itoshi sae, shidou ryusei, mikage reo, oliver aiku general cw. supa dupa short, there are separate cws for each guy, not proofread . . . gn!reader ദ്ദി ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ ) sticky note. IM SCREAMING SAIKI SANTAAA . . . guys my deadline of march 14 is not looking too great . . . not proofread this is part of my event check it out!

𝒾 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓂𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒾 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓂𝓎𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 ♡

ᓭི ˖ ࣪ . 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐑 mentally beats himself up while trying to decide what to get you—the next best person to beat up over gift ideas? alexis ness.

“uhm, what about clothes . . ?” ness hesitates after being rejected for the umpteenth time while trying to give kaiser ideas. “that’s so lame, don’t you have any better ideas?” kaiser replies, pitching his nose-bridge in annoyance and stress.

“a ring?” “i’m not proposing!” “a dog!” “you’re a dog—no thanks.” “shopping trip?” “that’s half-assed.” “a letter?” “i’m not good with those.” “chocolate?” “what kind of a person do you think i am?!” “. . . roses.” “that’s too basic.”

in the end, kaiser does get you roses. “why do you look like you’re on the verge on tears?” he looks down at you while you’re hunched down over the bouquet of royal blue roses. you shake your head as if your lips aren’t quivering and as if your eyes aren’t glossy.

“they’re really pretty, thank you.” you say, bringing the collar of your shirt up to your eyes to soak up the salty water build-up. kaiser feels incredibly awkward in this situation, he swears you’re gonna make him develop a stutter one of these days. “yeah? well you . . . you should be!” he huffs triumphantly after crossing his arms.

he’ll never tell you that ness gave him the idea of getting you flowers.

cw. unintentional freak

ᓭི ˖ ࣪ . 𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐄 is actually so bad at this, it’s diabolical but he tries his best.

“oooh! who took this photo? it’s super cute . . !” you smile while holding the polaroid sae gave you of him being effortlessly pretty—unprompted—on a random afternoon, you’d be lying if you said that you didn’t have a nagging question on your mind—why? “why’d you give me this though?” oh. guess you didn’t think before you spoke, now he has a question to answer!

lucky for you, he’s an honest guy and gives you the answer straight-up. “you said you miss me when i go away for games,” shrugs, bending over next to you to view the picture as well. “heard pictures lasted longer.” he whispers in your ear.

you pull your head away while facing him in surprise—fucking bastard.

he turns his own to face you. “dunno though. thought i’d try it out anyway.” he says as he straightens his back and walks off to wherever, leaving you with your thoughts and this stupid polaroid he gave you.

cw. i could say this is pure crack goodnight

ᓭི ˖ ࣪ . 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐘𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐈 . . . well—let’s just say “hyperpigmentation”!

“. . .is that me?” you ask after sneaking up behind shidou while he was busy doing something—busy meaning drawing you.

sounds romantic, right? not when it comes down to him because you could barely tell the drawing was of you. your lips draw a thin line in an attempt not to laugh but also as an attempt not try cry. “you can tell?” he grins, lifting his pen off of the very amazing sketch.

oh ok—so it is you. “yes . . ?” you’re practically on the verge of tears while answering him. “aw, that sucks. was gonna give ‘ts to you as a gift.” he sighs really loudly. as a gift? what the fuck is wrong with shidou ryusei.

“well, i’m done anyway so i can give it to you.” his smile returns as he pulls the paper hard enough to be teared apart from the little circle things ( sorry i legit dk wtf those are called ) and slaps you with it, the smell of fresh paper and ink filling your nose.

“ryu,” you call, mortified. “yeah?”

“is that hyperpigmentation?”

ᓭི ˖ ࣪ . 𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐎 unlike kaiser, he genuinely crashes out while trying to think of a gift idea! something big? he knows he’ll never hear the end of it from you. something small? guilt will eat him alive.

reo is screaming so loud into his pillow, nagi is scared that he will break his vocal cords. “why are you stressing over a gift?” the white haired asks but doesn’t look up from his nintendo. “it’s not just a gift!” “. . . then what is it?”

“it’s a declaration of my love!” he finally peels his face off of the silk pillow case and brings his hands to his eyes to cover his vision. “that’s really cringe.” nagi says. “you find everything cringe.”

so what does he do? he gets you both matching bracelets from a luxury brand but has it custom made so you don’t know.

“reo, these are so pretty!” you’re fawning over the gold bracelet he put in your hand after he told you to close your eyes. “i’m glad.” he smiles at your admiration for simple piece of jewelry—thinking to himself that he could’ve done better, but he digresses. “too pretty . . . where’d you get them?” you ask, lifting your head up to make eye contact.

you don’t fail to see the way his eyes just barely falter to meet yours. “uh . . . went online shopping with nagi.”

that didn’t answer your question but, alright! when you hug him, he feels like he just got away with a crime but there’s a gut-feeling that you know.

cw. reader indirectly accuses him of cheating but he didn’t, promise! he calls reader “doll” uh!

ᓭི ˖ ࣪ . 𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐔 break-up text despite the fact he isn’t fond of chocolates, he likes to keep his gifts meaningful but classy—yet he fails miserably.

“you said you didn’t like chocolate . . .” you deadpan at the heart-shaped chocolate box splayed out on the table. aiku is sitting on the couch when he turn his head to look at you—you don’t miss the way his face almost pales under the soft flashing glow of the television.

there’s an obscene amount of scenarios that fill up your head as to why he looks like he has seen a ghost. were these not for him? who were they for then? you puff out your cheeks as you also feel faint. “. . . i don’t.” he responds.

“so then, who are they for?” you ask, picking the box up and dangling it up in the air with one hand. it’s his turn to deadpan—while yes, he totally forgot to hide them from you, do you not realize that they’re for you?

“those chocolates are for you, doll . . .”

“oh—ohhhh,”

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[ptewie]

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