#im baffled i never thought of that

[localratwithcowboyhat]

omg you like clowns too which type of clowns is your favourite do you have a clownsona

My favourite type Probably harlequin ( i really like the pattern) or pierrot. Also,, WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF MAKING A CLOWN SONA⁉️ i need a clown sona. I am going to make a clownsona

[rohirric-hunter]

Anyway. I'm gonna start using, "None of These Words are in the Silmarillion," as a catch-all phrase to describe that phenomenon in the Silm fandom where some concept appears from nowhere, based on nothing, makes no sense, and is treated as irrefutable canon for 3-12 business years.

[pickled-flowers]

Discussing sex lives with other is always so interesting because wow. I don't get any of you about it 😭

[just-null]

Can you imagine just modern day Hantegue and their parents being just…chill fr? Like they are so chill and nonchalant.

is this.. a challenge?

because with how that man turned out, SOMETHING happened along the road. chill parents would be the biggest shock, cause if not that, then what happened to that dude... he's someone who had a childhood comparable to Gyutaro and Daki's, but had no one but himself to rely on, resulting in that. gestures at him.

in a modern au setting, I always imagined the clones (now bros?) are half brothers with different moms but same father (urami) as a way to explain their same face but different colored eyes, so i can see Karaku's mom being the suuuuper chill one to a concerning degree. She's just a chill lady fr. LADY GET YOUR KID, HE'S WALKING INTO GOVERNMENT SITES.

Or did you mean Hantengu, the main man? Like his parents.. the ones that birthed the sniffling, shaking, scared shitless guy.... then, again, SOMETHING must've happened to that dude if not his parents 😔

[punk-o-ween]

I JUST LEARNED THAT RUBY SOHO WAS RUBY RIOTT ???????? THE RIOTT SQUAD WAS MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND I NEVER PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER WTF

[starrycat123-blog]

rip to siffrin and loop but I'd get out of the time loops way faster than them and without having to have a complete mental breakdown because I'd tell my party about the loops almost immediately if not immediately and we'd figure it out together as a team

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

Broooo eridan hates the water because aquarius isn't actually a water sign it just gets confused for one (the symbol is a pitcher holding water, but the concept is the pitcher itself)

things in a story can be for multiple reasons at a time

[ahaha-ahahaha]

i made a few mistakes in this but u have to forgive me bc theyre not my ocs

(these are mippy (it/its) and nidus (he/him plural), belonging to @doodlerh!!!!)(i hope it's okay for me to draw fanart of them)

[skitskatdacat63]

Mattmac's acting in TD will never not be insane to me, bcs its probably the only acting that genuinely fully made me think, yeah he completely escaped into the role. It's not that there's not any other actors out there that I think are amazing, but it's still often hard for me for the most part to separate the actor and their roles, especially if I've seen a lot of their work. Meanwhile, even just looking at a still of Rust, it's so hard for me to perceive, oh wait that's not a real guy?? Rust isn't out there???

[patchworkgargoyle]

Just got chatted up by a guy who asked for my number?? Which has never happened to me before??? Luckily he took me turning him down really well but like, damn. What.

[existencebringsonlypain]

I have been informed that some places don't have lizards you just. see when youre walking around. and I am shocked

[phagodyke]

never stops being funny to me how everyone at the gym assumes im FAR more competent than I actually am without question. went to a roped sesh w one of my clubs bc they asked for novices to come along so the ppl training for the climbing qualification could get some hours in teaching ppl the basics & I wanted to learn. two climbing friends ask me if I've memorised the handbook for the assessment yet and are genuinely surprised when I tell them I'm not on the course. the instructor running the qual course (again, who I'm friends with) goes around and points out who's on the course and who's here as a novice to the assessor who had just dropped by, gets to me and goes oh yeah you're on the course too right? nope. then he goes ah but still they're a competent climber. nope again. pure novice. literally here bc I don't even know how to tie in and belay mate, u know that bc you've rope climbed with me before and had to fill out a supervision form bc im not signed off!! theres not even that many ppl DOING the course i dont know why he associates me with it. the first time I rocked up at one of the rope sessions the same guy (who, btw, has a hyperfixation on climbing safety & gear and is a fucking stickler for it & calls literally everyone else out abt it!!) asked if I could lead belay him - IM NOT QUALIFIED. TO LEAD CLIMB LET ALONE LEAD BELAY!!!!! then today they move on to gear and everyone is surprised I don't have my own belay device or harness. IM NOT SIGNED OFF. TO BELAY. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW. THATS WHY IM HERE. I EXCLUSIVELY BOULDER. YOUVE NEVER SEEN ME DO ANYTHING ELSE. WHY WOULD I OWN ANY ROPED GEAR???? also bear in mind I'm a solid 10-15 years younger than the instructor & most ppl doing the course like where the hell are u getting this impression from guys 😭😭

[iceresurfacing]

there is something so peaceful and beautiful about having my own food in my room and no one else knows about it or asks for it or is allowed to eat any of it. if i put my kettle chips downstairs my dad would have eaten them all by now. if i put my cereal downstairs my brother would have eaten it all by now. i honestly dislike putting large food items like this in my bedroom because i don't really have the dedicated space for them and i dislike preparing food in my room... for the chips it's ok i just have to bring a bowl upstairs but for the cereal i have o fill the bowl with milk and carefully carry it upstairs and then pour in the cereal which has resulted in a suboptimal cereal-milk ratio :/ so i'd prefer to just prepare it downstairs but then i'd have to carry a bowl of cereal AND the box to my room and i don't think that would end well. anyway i do wish that i could put my food downstairs and have it be respected but everyone in my family especially my brother and dad think that all food belongs to them always. they don't even bother to ask me about it. countless times i have bought food for myself and it has been gobbled up by these men before i even had the chance to open it. and i hate that the only thing i can do is hide it from them because they'll never become mindful and respectful enough to let me put my food in the kitchen undisturbed. but still i find peace in the fact that i bought food and they don't even know it exists and it's only for ME!!!

[mimicked2]

I actually have . Much to say abt the monty erasure but I fear I maybe just autistic and overreacting n he will appear in a dlc or something I just love monty so much n him being cut out of that gingerbread cookie ruin art was my last straw ((slash jay

[hybbat]

Honestly, figuring out I'm aroace explained a lot more to me about other people than it did about myself

[britneyshakespeare]

when i was younger i used to be a big compulsive flirt a lot of the time simply bc i wanted ppl to like me and i wanted to feel charming and i do kind of have this kind of natural on-my-feet wit about me, with a side of kindness and genuine interest in people, that gets interpreted as flirtation whether or not it's really intended as such. i was more or less leaning into my natural talents but i never necessarily felt truly appreciated for who i was. and when i was a teenager this was really not a problem for me bc i was i suppose, for lack of a better word, a loser, or for some reason just unapproachable. and i'm sure ppl must've had crushes on me in high school, where among theater kids i developed this habit, but i was quite oblivious to it in my low-self-esteem way, and nobody ever asked me out or confronted me with any direct indications that they had feelings for me (i'm the type of person ppl usually tell that they USED to have a crush on).

but once i was like actually an adult and i retained this instinct it sorta got me into some sticky and regrettable social situations. honestly a lot of it stemmed from comphet as an aroace woman. like it's not easy to be an aroace woman in real life at all i can't stress that enough. men are so much more attracted to me than i ever am to them and it is always uncomfortable to handle their feelings and it's very shameful to feel like i have led someone on (whether or not that is the case). i would be just trying to form friendships w ppl i really liked but then it would be like... yeah no maybe this is not the way to go about that lol. so in more recent years, which have been much less sociable years for me anyway (i don't try and go out and meet people so often and am quite happy w the friends i have), i have just tried to be a lot more earnest and sincere with how i embrace people. that and i think i just kind of have mellowed out in social situations in general; i feel no need to impress people like i used to. i wouldn't consider myself much of a flirt at all anymore, not that i don't still get the instinct to be one sometimes. like i will still think of things to say that could be interpreted as such, and then just choose not to say them because i'm like no that's not my intention.

so sometimes when i find that someone is just seemingly straight up hitting on me i'm like what. blink blink. do people still do this?