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small notepad kanade from work bc im so ill i cant stop thinking about this game for five fucking seconds kill me right now 馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟
#kanade yoisaki#niigo#nightcord at 25:00#pjsk#I pulled three four star tsukasas yesterday btw#im getting a restraining order
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*panting, limping, pale, eye bags, huge armpit sweat stains, missing a limb*
so side order is great right
#side order#pearl hozuki#marina ida#pearlina#acht mizuta#dedf1sh#agent 8#splatoon 3#laddercat art#probably wont be posting any real art for the next couple of days... weeks#butAHHH i love this gamemode. even if i suck at it#i'll try to make my next posts more polished i swear#ive been restraining myself to not get on tumblr too much to avoid spoilers#oh yeah im not done with it by the way haha
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i love the idea of tormenting my faves and one of my fave things to think about is being all curled up on bed for the night with bucky, its been a long day for him and all he wants to do is finally get some rest with the love of his life. hes only in a pair of boxers and laying on his back so you can be comfortably snuggled up against his side with your pretty little head on his bare chest. he's got one arm wrapped around your soft waist and is already half asleep despite the quiet audio coming from your phone, which you have been playing on for the past half hour.
mindlessly scrolling videos with your phone resting on the opposite side of buckys chest from where youre comfortable is one of your favorite ways to get ready for bed. honestly he doesn't mind either, he likes when you show him something you think is funny or cute, and you always keep the audio and brightest low enough that you can still see/hear but not so much that it hinders bucky from sleeping, and he adores the little giggles you try to hide to not disturb him. that being said, he knows its not good for you to be on your phone so much before sleeping and always makes sure youre off it by 10. its not quite the time that you two would usually shut everything down and sleep, but bucky can feel his consciousness slipping away far faster than normal.
you must not have noticed your lover already being half asleep because you dont hesitate to tilt your phone so the older man can see, and not very quietly ask, "Bucky, which one of these medieval inspired kitchens would you let me give you backshots on?"
silence, bucky doesnt even open his eyes, you think maybe he has fallen asleep before,
"Doll, please go to sleep."
#bucky barnes#bucky barnes x reader#i love that senior citizen#my dream relationship is even if they dont understand something they dont think im annoying or stupid for enjoying or doing stuff so ofc im#gonna channel that into bucky#he would think me showing him brainrot videos and yapping the entire trigun lore is endearing and cute and he cares#(hed get a restraining order)
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Can you draw equius and dave :3 just for little ol me :3
If you say no I will hunt you down and eat ur brains 3:<

just for you baby <3
#now GET OFF MY LAWN#IM FILING A RESTRAINING ORDER#homestuck#my art#dave strider#dave#equius zahhak#equius#equidave#davequius
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bruh take a day off
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Andrei smothers Makarov with his tits to get him to shut the fuck up for once. He loves his komandir but good lord that man never stops talking.
God I wish that were me. And you know it works too, Andrei would never dare interrupt his komandir, but man he needs to shut up. And what better way there is than burying his face in your tits hm? He immediately forgets what he was mad about too. "I swear, a bunch of incompet- mmff!!" [the rest is muffled by Andrei's glorious pair of tits] It's a miracle he even managed to get that far without being distracted by Andrei's naked chest fr. He's stronger than me for sure.
#typing tbis as im staring at him in the lobby rn#god he wears so many layers#like take em offfff babygirl let me see em#[he gets a restraining order against me]
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presses lips to mic
guess who just submitted their legal sex and name change
#NO MORE [DEAD NAME] <-and praying that makes it harder for my family to keep fucking tracking me im getting close to asking for restraining#orders jesus FUCKING christ. anyways what the fuck is up.
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this dude pisses me off i Think
#danganronpa#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#kiyotaka ishimaru#kiyotaka ishimaru fanart#danganronpa fanart#dr1 fanart#his design is so simple yet i cant stop hating#ive drawn him with his undercut a few times and it looks like shit each time#like i get why he has it#but i dont want it.#shoo#go away#im growing his hair even if he doesnt want to#which he probably doesnt#because he would hate me if he was real#and file a restraining order maybe#what was i talking about
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Hey its been a while but what in the fresh hell did I stumble upon.
Apparently you now have your own fanclub for some reason, but they've hidden themselves amongst in kokomins or whatever they call themselves. I recommend restraining orders. A lot of them.
- Rumour Anon
what. why didnt i know about this.
#freaky.#im scared#stay away from me guys#please#i will get restraining orders#how many are there???#do i want to know#telepathy
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What they don't tell you* about puppies is that. I'm tired
*they all tell you this. I was told this. I knew this. I know this. And yet,
#i love puppy though#ill start tracking our progress maybe#still cant share photos or anything real but at least its something#about to go out on our bedtime walk#they already pooped so im not super worried but they pooped earlier than usual so a pee is in order#i need to get their nails trimmed this week#but their breeder did 0 foundation work so we have to start from scratch. sigh#i have a dremel but ive only practiced on one (1) restrained gsd and hated every second#but i do have many years of ferret nail trimming experience so well start off with the clippers#luckily puppy has no black nails. phew
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ok lots going on this chapter. some insanity stuff. everyone here is so unwell godbless
#also ive been getting a. particular vibe from ritsu this whole time and i am like. 98% sure im right now.#i think maybe everyone in this whole world should get restraining orders against each other 馃憤#ghost.txt#lllb
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Sky is the opposite of the "I could fix him" narrative when it came to Prapai.
Sky was handed Prapai's reddest flags and noped out of that condo the moment he could walk again. He had all intents and purposes to never see the fck boi ever again but Prapai was hook, line, and sinker to whatever bedroom magic Sky had going on.
Good thing that Prapai wooed Sky in the end 馃挅馃挅馃挅
#sky could give 0 fcks about fck boi prapai but he did fall in love with p'pai#if prapai didnt show sky how serious he was about sky im sure that sky was gonna get a restraining order on him#love in the air#prapaisky
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quinn trying to grow a mustache.. like i just don鈥檛 understand why your goal would be to become a more vapid cory instead of making your own impact but to each their own
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heyyyy poinsettia.........
Come here often?
*sticks a rose in between my teeth*
INFACT DON'T, SWEETS.
#ty for the ask <3#sobs. sobs on the floor.#im not gonna answer asks as poinsettia after this its not time shoo go skidaddle#go get a restraining order later!!!! grr!!!!!!!#bfb#bfb leafy#bfdi#bfdi leafy#leafy jr#tpot#tpot leafy#bfdia#leafy
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discovering new mental illnesses by looping evelyn evelyn and thinking about 10 month timeskip ghostknife
#my post#idk. utterly alone but they have each other. they cant ever be apart but they wish it wasnt like this#also the like. should we be fireman can we be astronauts. they dont want to be heroes#what if they find us? theyre not looking anyway. theyre deserters theyre missing persons cases but nobody gives a shit#at your side. i feel like a ghost.#i wake up first. and i stare at you sleeping <- itz literally canon that wiwi watches vyncent sleep#huerruyreghh. im doing good and normal#itz really just teh first half of the song#bcus i dont remember a time when vyncent has seriously argued with or gotten angry at will#like s1 he snapped at dakota a few times#idr any time hes done that with wiwi though#hopefully in s3 he gets to yell at him 馃檹 vyncent forcibly set some boundaries. please. god. get a restraining order on himmm
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I hear code lyoko will actually have a continuation based on the original series, no Evo but from the original continuation currently trying to be funded from the og creators
If that's so, let's make this very canon 馃檹馃檹馃檹
#code lyoko#recent news idk if its real but its being talked about !!!#im sorry but willumi is so toxic please get a restraining order 馃檹馃檹#william dunbar#yumi ishiyama#pretty please with sprinkes on top
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