#im going to make an intro post in a bit but hii

[xxvirtualcrowxx]

HELLO! >:3

Im uzi, whatever.. you might know me or not.. god this is horrible but i gotta make a intro post i guess.

This is my blog, go ask me stuffz or whatev i dont care >:P

(OOC: hii ^^ Formerly Batxwolfz17, remade :D

CONNECTED ACCS:

@serialdesignationjaybird

@the-hottest-dd

@definitely-not-broken

@the-bestest-boy

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(Ps: please be patient with us ^_^ we may not want to respond for a bit or be busy.)

[f4t4lfrankie]

UPDATED INTRO POST !! >w<

hii, im f4t4l frankie (they/them) and this is my tumblr blog (obviously xD). my favorite things are drawing (which is most of what i post here atm), writing, coding, and going to the mall ^^ plus a little bit of music, but i dont usually post that >.< on my website i talk about obscure music artists, tho its been a bit since i made an article. mb Dx

i'm most active on my youtube (i upload speedpaints/animations every sunday or monday), but I try to be speedy answering comments and DMs everywhere lol! if i leave you hanging for a bit, i'm probably away from my computer ^^

i always wanted to make speedpaint videos on the internet. i tried as a kid but didnt know how to download mp3s or figure out movie maker (my software of choice even now bc my laptop is kinda old xD).

now i want to inspire others to do the same, just like those creators back in the day inspired me! really, i want to inspire others to create whatever they want in this age of the internet. tools and tutorials are more accessible than ever! no matter how cruel people on the larger internet can be, remember that sincerity is not a crime <3 be yourself, and don't bend for anyone. if you're not living for yourself, then who are you living for?

one of my epic videos :3

anyways! feel free to study off my art and code, and also to ask any questions about any of that junk. i'll answer the best i can!! i think information should be free ^^ i was very surprised to find some ppl dont like when you learn from their code ._. thats soo weird to me. why wouldnt you want more people to like the thing you also like?? that's how i learn best!

my socials:

tumblr: (you are here!)

☢ website: https://f4t4l.rip/

☢ email: frankie@f4t4l.rip

☢ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@f4t4lfrankie

☢ spacehey: https://spacehey.com/f4t4lfrankie

☢ newgrounds: https://f4t4lfrankie.newgrounds.com/

☢ ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/f4t4l

☢ redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/f4t4l-shop/shop

stay smexy, and peace out!!

✌ f4t4l frankie ✌

[mlnlx]

INTRO POSTT

Hii I'm minix. I get obsessed with things easily but my blog is mostly red vs blue, maelstromblvck, and MCR :] I'm an artist, and I love drawings posting stuff, just a bit slow cus I have school. I'm a minor, so plz just don't be weird (PROSHIPS dni), other than that I luv making new moots!!

Im gay (pan or whatever) and bite(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ plzzz send asks and message me cus I love talking to people and answering stuff and making new friends!!!

Some games I like r

The last of us 1 n 2

Dragon agee

R6S (MY LOVEE)

Dead by daylight

Outlast

Honkai starrail

Mass affect

Some series and fandoms I'm in are,;

RED VS BLUE (MYY LOVE X2)

Got/hotd

Watchmen

JoJo's bizarre adventure

Aliens and predators

The Walking Dead

Scp and scp seditions (plz go watch them they're soso cool)

Slasher films like ghost face, Friday the 13th,, etc.

Music /bands I enjoy aree

Kikou

Anything vocaloid

My chemical romance (luv them!!!)

Pierce the veil

Kmfdm

Nelward

Chemlab

Get scared

Honestly I probably enjoy more, I'm just shit at remembering >< also my favorite characters are caboose, Lopez !!!!, and Felix from rvb andd v-flower :>

(banners by me)

[justkillingthyme]

Intro/pinned post:

Haiii my name is Thyme (or Valerie) and I’m currently using any pronouns, and this is my Layton blog

I have a few sideblogs, my personal/reply blog is @nothymetospeak and my other fandom blog is @yourthymehascome but it’s not currently in use. @thehandsofthyme is my art sideblog for reblogs. My blog for live-blogging is @thymeisasocialconstruct but idk what’s going on bc it wont link. I’m also justkillingthyme on discord if you want to add me ^-^

I don’t tag spoilers in rbs unless I’m aware that a mutual hasn’t seen it (which applies to no games right now) and I will tag triggers if you let me know. I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable

You’re always welcome to chat with me or send a message in my inbox. I’m chronically online and I have so many thoughts about everything

If something isn’t tagged and it’s vague or something personal I’m probably on the wrong blog so I’d appreciate you sending me a message

A little bit more about me under the cut :3

hii pretty much there’s a lot of things wrong with me. I’m mentally ill and probably will always be but idk if you’re worried about me I’ll probably be fine soon. A lot of things go on in my life and I love complaining about them but I try and keep the worst of it to my other blogs.

I’m very anxious. im a sopping wet cat and talking to people makes me very very nervous. If you talk to me and I seem a little off I’m probably just intimidated. I kinda have to warm up to people I don’t know well and talking to new people freaks me out.

Uhh anons make me nervous (<guy with bad experiences in the askbox)

I’m also not an adult yet. I think I gave some people the wrong impression because I make a lot of jokes and my general demeanor or something but yep. I’m seventeen. If you think I’m going too far with my jokes you’re welcome to send an anon telling me to knock it off. I don’t bite and you don’t have to worry about me blocking you because I’m incapable of keeping people blocked.

[mouthsfullofsharpteeth]

Ngl. There is an Extreme and perhaps Profound shortage of Timlex enjoyers and its painful /lh. I know in your intro it says you post fics, but do you roleplay any? Never been big on writing fics myself but I'm always on the lookout for possible RP connections! Anon bc I'm a coward. Cannot be perceived.

Hii anon :3 so currently ive got a long term rp partner already and im not sure i have the attention span for more long term ones 😭😭😭 however since its my winter break and the spring semester wont start for several more weeks i would be open to doing some one shot rp’s !! youre welcome to dm me if that works for you, and anyone interested in this can reblog or reply to this post so that anon can make more connections :3

I agree tho, the timlex enjoyers have a profound shortage, but thats why i post about them as much as i do!! Sometimes i feel like i go on and on about them too much but its MY blog and i like making it a place where any timlex enjoyers can congregate and share headcanons and drabbles :3 for a bit i was one of the only ones regularly posting about them but now theres a lot of people using the tag and that makes me so happy to see. It gives people even more places to enjoy it so that if a timlex enjoyer just cannot at all stand me they can still get content from others LMAO

[kennyisaloserr]

LAST UPDATED ;; 10 / 08 / 23 !

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" YEAH ... IM TIRED GUYS , THINK I'M GONNA GO TO BED . . . " /Q

WAVES HI HELLO HII !!! im kenny ! you might have originally known me as slime (@vicchaos) ! ive decided im going to recreate my blog , brand and new . and this is my intro !! :3

;; ABOUT ME !!

my name is kenny !

i use he / they pronouns & im a transmasc omnisexual ( fem pref ! ) :3

my birthday is 04 / 01 ( april 1 ! ) and i am a MINOR ( age range 12 - 15 )

i love south park !! im also a previous dsmp fan ( previous since it sadly came to an end )

i also like total drama , stranger things , et cetera

i love singing , drawing , and im also a gachatuber !

;; WRITING INFO !!

my blog is SFW !! requests are open :3

fandoms i will currently write for include only SOUTH PARK and DREAM SMP ( only some characters , mainly being c rather than ccs ! )

i WONT write ; NSFW , fandoms i dont know

i wont post fics all the time , but ill try and post some occasionally :3

i WILL write ; south park fics , dsmp fics , angst / fluff / hurt+comfort , ships

pls dont request nsfw fic prompts ... i will just ignore !

;; CHARACTER CRITERIA !!

i will write for any south park character ! adults , kids , etc .

regularly , i will not age them up or down , ages would range from 6 - 13 if i were to change their ages though

any characters that are not on this list , you can request ! i will only write c ! smp members

the only characters i will NOT write for dream smp wise are ...

- dream

- george

- sapnap

because of problematic issues .

- punz

- boomer

- antfrost

- connor

- ponk

- michaelmcchill

because ive never watched them and dont know how id write them

( list may be continued if recommended certain characters)

;; BEFORE YOU FOLLOW !!

✩ i am a MINOR !!

✩ i use tone indicators

✩ i make kys jokes and have south park humour ( lmk if uncomfortable !! )

✩ might take a bit to respond to dms , etc cuz of my timezone + lack of social skills

✩ i might be dry sometimes but im sorry if i come off that way !! /gen

✩ i use a typing quirk ( have not adapted toward many of them , the only one i have is spaces before punctuation )

additionally ( i dont think this counts as a typing quirk but i add it just incase ) , i sign off of all my posts . originlly i used ' -slime ' , now i will use ' -kenny ' :3

✩ i misspell words sometimes

✩ i use silly emoticons !! ( ^_^ , :3 , :] , etc! )

;; DO NOT FOLLOW / INTERACT !!

✩ basic dni !! ( nsfw, homo / trans phobes , racist , etc )

✩ kyman / proship

✩ TW // self harm twt / sh tumblr + eating disorder twt / ed tumblr

✩ dteam supporters ( sorry old dteam moots )

✩ hellparkies

✩ if you dont use tone indicators

✩ 20 or over ( unless sfw ! )

;; MAIN TAGS !!

all my posts will be tagged accordingly ,

#kennys-thoughts - random posts

#kennys-reblogs - posts i reblog

#kennys-askbox - asks

#kennys-fics - 5+ paragraph fics

#kennys-ficlets - 4- paragraph fics

#kennys-art - my drawings :3

( fics will be tagged fandom accordingly as well ! )

;; MY OTHER SOCIALS !!

my twitter !

my youtube !

my discord !

more links might be added but this is all i can think of rn LOL

;; EXTRA / END OF POST !!

thats it !! if u follow me on my old acc ( again , @vicchaos ! ) pls refollow n btw I WILL FB EVERYONE :3 unless ur weird or follow my dnf / dni criteria i will block u

OTHERWISE SOUTH PARKIES AND DSMPERS PLS INTERACT AND YAYAY HOPE I CAN MAKE BACK MOOTS BYE BYE WAVES TO U !! ^_^

-kenny

[cannybanny]

INTRO BLOG! ᐢᗜᐢ

Hii!! Im canny, I'm just a 14 yr old girl trying to get some friends!! I made this blog at first because I was bored, but this place seems to be really cool. I hope I can meet some new people here and potentially find some long term friends!

Dni : over 18, nsfw/kink, ageless account

I might be a bit awkward since I don't actually socialize with people a lot.. I mostly keep to myself and stuff, conversations make me anxious.

Yes, I am pro and dark fic. I use it to cope with childhood trauma, and I won't be very open about my ships and fics that I make or weird art/ship edits. I will post edits or art of non problematic ships though!!

I don't really care if your an anti, we can still be friends! Just tell me your an anti and ill make sure not to share any dark fiction with you.

I am not comfortable with interacting or being friends with any of the big 3 paras for my own safety. I am not a victim of grooming and really do not want to become one.

Like said, I am not a victim of pedophilia or grooming. I am only a victim of incest, which I will not be going into detail with. I do not ship age gap and when I do it will be kept privated for reasons I will not be sharing.

I hope we can be friends!! If you see your art in any of my edits/blogs and feel uncomfortable, please don't be scared to tell me! I won't get mad at you, and will delete the video or add credits if you ask me to. Thank you!!

[ask-alistarzz]

Hii! Here's a bit of an intro for me <3

Soo... my name's Alicia but I also go by Ali. (Literally pronounced Al-e) I'm 13 and my birthday is May 10th which means im taurus-which makes sense, i'm very stubborn. I'm Scottish with a good bit of Irish mixed in there :)

I sometimes take to using tone tags but it's not required to use them for me <3

I'm neurodivergent in some way but do not have an actual diagnosis. ( yes i know it leaves a lot of options.. sob )

I'm in multiple fandoms but mainly i'm apart of my hero academia.

My pronouns are she/her or any and im female! ( im fine with masc or fem compliments <3 )

On here I will be posting my art and just appreciation/things about fandoms im a part of.

Regarding my art, if reposting to other platforms make sure to give credit to either my tumblr which is Jaisden (ofc)

My asks are open so you can leave episode timestamps of my hero academia scenes for me to redraw! ( doesn't need to be aizawa ofc. )

Anyways,, tysm for reading shit about me and yeah! Enjoy my content :)

[jasperfyi]

“this whole ‘love is everything’ is bullshit and quite possibly, the most illogical thing yet. be real. like, do you seriously think you can go days on end without some moolah burning a hole into your pocket? if money isn’t anything, then don’t bother going to school. also, don’t bother ever getting a job, which is amusing when you see people struggling to even get in. don’t bother making an investment on a beautifully ginormous mansion, and don’t bother making plans to travel the world some day. because when i feel down, i’d rather be weeping inside my maserati, than having nothing at all and looking absolutely pathetic. whoever says money can’t buy happiness can kindly deposit them into my bank account. i’d be glad to help out so you can run along to your hippie ways and not shower for two weeks, because love is totally unconditional– nothing else matters. love is love. hah!”

[likeadog]

Im sorry your head hurts idk how long ago you posted that cuz you might be sleeping now but when you see this maybe you could talk about your favorite kemoji chapter. Like out of all of them which one chapter would you say is your favorite/ most reread/The Best etc :D<3

omg hii i promise i wasnt ignoring this ask i just type better on my computer (especially during a migraine episode) and i wanted to be able to give this the attention it deserves and also idid keep falling back asleep but

this question id say falls between a few chapters for a few different reasons. kemono jihen has a lot of really good moments-- and to me, those moments are sorta classified as "narrative/literary great" "scratches the itch in my brain (personal taste)" and "artistically great"

chapter 26 "Most Important" has one of the strongest openings in the series. artistically and narratively speaking. the realistically drawn animals, the image of inari, monstrous, nude, and bloody-- EATING those animals...it's a great utilization of the horror we know aimoto is capable of and by making it so stylistically different and more vague and dreamy, it keeps ch 49 from feeling like we just saw a rehashing of the pages. it feels like an actual DREAM and foreshadows it well but isn't just a cheap 1:1 layout.

chapter 41 "Important Person" is a heartbreaking conclusion to Hinata's arc. Like, the combination of flashbacks, her desperation to avoid anyone actually having to die, Inugami SEEING THROUGH that desperation... not to mention that artistically speaking, Aimoto doesn't really hold punches with this one (like the rest of this arc tbh...ogreham is scary)

chapter 33 "Gambler" is just good fucking fun. it's a nice bit of relief to see akira, yui, and umetaro try to go at things through a game of rock papers scissors, but it feels high-stakes the entire time. the dynamic between akira and yui is adorable and all three of them are just infinitely silly. also stan granny. like i cant stress enough how fun it is to read this little battle

ch 10 "Existence". It's nobimaru's intro chapter, it has to go in here. Nobimaru's introduction was just done SO well. We IMMEDIATELY understand that something is off-putting about this guy, from how he interacts with the others to how he disposes of the kanoba to what he confides in Kabane. Immediate intrigue. Love this fucked up guy.

[bokutokoutarou]

Hi hii~ If its okay for me to ask, what works are u currently working on? I'm looking forward for your future works and I just wanna know what we're going to expect next bc im curious af (ﾉД`) Sorry if this is too much huhu

ooh i have lots of drafts with ideas so idk if i can explain them all, but i’ll explain a bit about the ones i’m currently working on without giving too much away!!

my favourite wip rn is a hospital fic about kuroo. i don’t wanna explain too much about this one bc there’s lowkey a reveal at the end, but it’s supposed to be sad and has mentions of illness + d*ath. i’m not saying if anyone dies, or if it just mentions it because i don’t wanna spoil the ending, but i’m really excited to finish it! i will say that the lyrics in the song “listen before i go” by billie eilish fits into it perfectly (i didn’t plan for it to, i realized it afterwards when my friend told me)

another thing i’m currently writing is a prompt request for makki! the prompts are “fall in love w/ me instead” and “u don’t know what ur saying”. the premise is basically that the reader and makki are best friends, and when y/n gets dumped makki suggests that they both go out for drinks (to forget what happened, obviously). as they’re drinking, makki drunkenly tells y/n to fall in love with him instead, and the fic just goes on from there

i have a prince!kuroo au that i’m halfway done writing. i’m not gonna say too much about it, but basically y/n is a rebellious princess who wholeheartedly hates her title, and when her parents try to find her a suitor she’s like “f no” and runs away for the night. later on, kuroo (her suitor) finds her and they both realize that they have more in common than they think (but it doesn’t end the way u expect it to bc i love twists)

finally, i have another wip about kuroo (wow, i might as well change my blog name to kurootetsurou) that i needa rewrite bc i don’t like the way i wrote it. it’s sad (again) and it has smth to do with fate bringing kuroo and the reader together (the sad part will make sense later)

i have so many drafts with other things tho. here’s what some of them are:

inked hearts (the multipart fic series that i posted the intro for)

the three fics that i announced for my 500 follower special (if u search “500” on my account and scroll down, u’ll see the three fics i announced)

an au involving bokuto + glitter (it’ll make sense later)

break your heart part 3 (the final part)

a smau crossover between two things i like (not saying what), but idk if anyone would even read it so i’ve been holding off on it

some other prompt requests (those are still open)

but yeah, i’m glad ur looking forward to my works bc i’m rlly looking forward to u all hating me for how many angst fics i’m planning😌✨

[parkji-hoons]

I’M A REALLY LUCKY PERSON

KCON AUSTRALIA EXPERIENCE!! Okay I’m home and I finally have time to write this and it’s gonna be suuuuuuupppperrrrr long bc a lot of crazy shit happened to me alksjfsfdhkjsfh also sorry no gifs bc I don’t have time rn but I will later in the week I promise!!! Also if anyone has any questions about the whole thing Im gonna open up asks for a few days so just hmu (I swear though if y'all send hate I’m gonna delete it so)

Day 1

Okay admittedly day 1 was really boring for me since I didnt go to the concert that day and had no artist engagements or anything (also the convention itself was really shite like I lined up almost an hour and a half for a small ass room that I barely stayed 5mins in) also the entire thing was very disorganised and I wasted a lot of my time tbh. But then I went to meet up with some mutuals (shout out to @minhwangs @yoonjsung @jaehwn ily guys) at circular quay and it was so lucky that the moment I stepped out of the train station they were heading my way and we met up real quick. Then they told me that I literally just missed seeing WJSN and like I was ofc sad but I also didnt really stan so I didnt really mind that much. We stayed in that spot just talking when I noticed a group of girls lining up to get ice cream and boiiii these girls were literally GLOWINGGG then Debbie (@jaehwn ) noticed me looking behind her and she was like holy thats WJSN and they all literary just walked past us like the angels they are. THWY WERE LIKE NOT EVEN A METRE AWAY FROM US AND THEYRE LITERALLY SO SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE OHMYGODD THEYRE SO CUTE LGJWJHSJASJ. Also a lot smaller than I expected but GDI wowowowowow and yeah that was basically the start of my lucky streak.

Day 2

OKAY THIS IS WHEN SHIT HAPPENNNNSSSSSS. Honestly I felt so so so unlucky tbh bc my friend and I fell asleep on the train and ended up missing our stop and went to god knows where so we were late and shit but like still relatively early but yeah we got there at around 9ish and I went to go collect my benefits cuz I got p1 but yeah I got red carpet for that night, an up10tion audience, a WJSN audience and a monsta x hi touch. Honestly lowkey disappointed I didnt get any wanna one but like I was grateful for the rest anyway (plus hi I love Monsta X) but my friend got a wanna one audience and she said she would give it to me (bless her). After that we went around trying to find people who wanted to go see WJSN or up10tion bc like even tho I like those groups Im not SUPER into them so I’d rather just give them to really big fans of them you Know? I literally made two peoples day but not asking for money or a trade for them to see their bias groups and literally they were so shocked I didnt ask for anything but like i just wanted it to go to someone who actually REALLY liked the group you know since I didnt really know know them (bc like if someone got wanna one hi touch but didnt like them as much like I’d love for them to give it to me bc theyre my bias group you know?). I also went around trying to trade my MX hi touch for wanna one but it was literally impossible but I also didnt really mind bc I love MX soooooooo. After that I met with Debbie again and she also didnt get wanna one benefits and we tried for so long to swap but no one would but like ehhhhh we both were gonna see MX so. We kinda just went in to the queue for the convention after that but not even to like go see the convention but for the kcon goodie bags that we were supposed to get and holy that took so damn long lrnekabjhwjhw after that I was like checking fb if anyone was wanting a MX hi touch for wanna one and someone posted that they would trade it but also wanted some money but like max I would go would’ve been $50 so I sent an offer and PRAYED to the gods no one else would make a higher one AND THEY ANSWERED MY PRAYWRS MAN SHE AGREED WITH THE TRADE AND I JUST OHMYGOD I WAS GONNA MEET WANNA ONE I WANTED TO CRYYYYYY AND I WAS LIKE DEBBIE THAT MEANS YOU CAN GO TOO BC I STILL HAD THE WANNA ONE AUDIENCE AND WE WERE LITERALLT SO SOSOSOSOOSOSO HAPPY I WAS SO LUCKY OHMYGODDDDDDDD.

Meeting Wanna One

OKAY SO HERE’S WHERE SHIT REALLY WENT DOWN. So while Monsta X was having their m&g ofc all of the people going to the wanna one m&g were like ‘let’s line up’ and at this time it was like 1pm-ish? WE WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE QUEUEING UNTIL LIKE 3.45PM AND ENTRY WAS ACTUALLY AT 5PM SO I LITERALLY WAITED IN LINE FOR 5 HOURS IN 35 DEGREE DIRECT HEAT I ALMOST DIED HOLY. But I made quite a few friends in line and we got up to a ton of shit (may or mayn’t have turned one of the security guards into a wannable….his bias may or may not have been daehwi…(bonus: we gave him a banner and at the actual m&g the same security guard was standing by the door where wanna one was gonna come through and he was holding the banner akajflkjshflkj it was really cute). 

Anyways, so after 5hours we finally went into the room and holy shit I managed to get front row somehow??? rip though bc I was on the opposite side of where jihoon was but LIKE STILL FRONT FUCKING ROW?!??!?!?! HOW LUCKY AM I WTF.  So after getting inside we had to wait another 30mins until they actually you know, came but during that time they were playing the album so everyone just jammed (except for when always was playing in that case everyone sobbed while singing) but yeah after 30mins WANNA ONE CAME OUT AND JUST HOLY SHIT THEY ARE LITERALLY SO BLOODY GORGEOUS IRL AKJLDFNLKASFJGN I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE BUT I WAS AWESTRUCK I COULDNT FILM IT PROPERLY MY HANDS WERE SHAKING THE ENTIRE TIME BUT THEY ARE LITERALLY STUNNING. 

SO THEY ALL DID THEIR INTROS AND SHIT THEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE HITOUCH AND OHYMGOD I LITERALLY DIDN’T THINK MY LUCK COULD GET ANY FUCKING BETTER BUT APPARENTLY IT COULD?????? 

WHEN IT WAS MY TURN I SUDDENLY GAINED THIS WEIRD AMOUNT OF CONFIDENCE AND ACTUALLY SAID THINGS TO THME LIKE OHMYGOD. FIRST WAS GUANLIN. THIS BOI HOT DAMN IS TALL AF LIKE HOW DID YOU ONLY TURN 16 YOU ARE SO FUCKING TALL NOT TO MENTION REALLY DAMN HANDSOME LIKE BRO. I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM WHEN I WAS HIGH FIVING HIM AND HE JUST SMILED AND NODDED AND NEXT WAS ONG AND I WAS LIKE HIIIIII AND HE WAS LIKE HIII~~ AND GRINNED AT ME AND JUST ONG MAN HE’S LITERALLY MODEL LIKE GORGEOUS THE DAMN VISUALS WTF. 

OKAY SO NEXT IS THE GREATEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY LIFE AND NOTHING COULD EVER COMPARE TO THIS MOMENT. EVER. IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO MEET JIHOON (if y’all new and don’t know I have literally been screaming about holding park jihoons hand since pd101 days and my hands are literally shaking at me remembering that I HAVE HELD HIS HAND MISSION FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED I CAN DIE HAPPY). Park Jihoon. Where do I start? he is literally so so so so pretty. I almost melted and I think I stopped breathing when I looked into his eyes I’m not even lying idk how I was able to function BC HE LOOKED STRAIGHT BACK INTO MINE. BY SOME KIND OF MIRACLE I MANGED TO JUST BLURT OUT ‘I LOVE YOU!’ TO HIM AND I ENDED UP KIND OF TAKING A HOLD OF HIS HAND INSTEAD OF JUST HIGH FIVING AND JUST HE SEEMED REALLLLLY SURPRISED AND HIS MOUTH KINDA DROPPED? LIKE HE JUST SEEMED LIKE HE DIDNT EXPECT IT BUT AT THIS POINT I NEEDED TO START MOVING TO DAEHWI OR ELSE THE SEVURITY WAS GOING TO RUSH ME BUT LIKE A SECOND BEFORE MY HAND LEFT HIS JIHOON WAS LIKE ‘ I LOVE YOU~~~’ AND BOI. I. FUCKING. DIED. I COULDNT THINK STRAIGHT LIKE DID HE JUST SAY THAT? DID HE ACTUALLY. JUST TELL ME HE LOVED ME? HONESTLY I STILL DON’T BELIEVE IT HAPPEND AND IM JUST AKFGHJLKAJFHGNEJRFEBH???!?!?!?!??!?! The only thing that actually confirmed he said it was daehwis face bc he like looked at jihoon sorta shocked too like mouth dropped type thing and just ohmygod I could go on and on but I won’t bc theres still 8 members left lisfhiesfjcoiehnf.

alright so next was daehwi. STILL had his mouth opened by the time I fully got to him but he managed to smile at me and I was like ‘ HOW ARE YOU?’ bc he is my son and I need to make sure he’s doing well you know? and he was like ‘I’m good!!’ but I think I took too long bc security sort of pushed me a bit to go quicker (props bc I was still like not moving bc wtf jihoon) but yes jinyoung HIS HEAD REA;;Y IS DAMN SMALL BUT HE IS REALLY HANDSOME LIKE WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW YOU ARE SO CUTE LIKE WTF. 

At this point security actually pushed me to move on but they did it like while I was already starting to say HI to Daniel but since I was pushed it like came out louder than I expected (like a hiIIii) and Daniel was so startled he literally took a step back before just smiling at me and it was so funny bc jisung low-key laughed at him and it was really cute. 

With Jisung I was like ‘THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING’ bc he needs to know he is appreciated like YOON JISUNG WE ALL LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU BOI PLS ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT but he like did that pouty face thing that he does when he wants to show that he’s grateful/touched idk but like he squints his eyes and pouts and nodded his head at me and SQUEEZED MY HAND LIKE HOT DAMN JAKFJFMERJ. ALSO CAN I JUST SAY THATT THIS BOI IS SO MUCH MORE HANDSOME UP CLOSE LIKE HE LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD ON SHOWS AND FANCAMS AND SHIT BUT HOLY SHIT UP CLOSE IT’S LIKE X1102399014839573827569287 LIKE HE IS GORGEOUS DO NOT BELIEVE ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE OKAY!

NEXT UP WAS SUNGWOON AND HE’S NOT THAT  SHORT GUYS LIKE COME ON (side note: most of them were actually shorter than I expected but since I expected sungwoon to be like SHORT he was taller than I expected lmao) but by this time security was like HURRY TF UP so I was just like hiiiii and he just smiled at me and I did the same with jaehwan and he smiled and was like ‘HI HI’ and just akljfghlkajfhgimerhfiefm jaehwan wtf. 

up next was the bias wrecker. Park Woojin. ngl I planned on pretending to high five woojin b4 dabbing to prove I don’t swerve but before I could I was like hii!!! and he fucking grinned at me and showed off his snaggletooth and BOIIIIII HE IS SO FUCKIG CHARMING WTF. ALL THOUGHTS OF DABBING LEFT MY MIND AND I ENDED UP GRIPPING HIS HAND BC I WAS LIKE I NEED SUPPORT IM GOING TO MELT OTHERWISE BC PARK WOOJINS SMILE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ( I swear I didn’t swerve….maybe for like 0.0005s). last but not least mr. hwang minhyun. HIS. VISUALS. ARE. SO. BEAUTIFUL. HE WAS DRESSED ALL CUTELY AND HE WAS SO PROPER LIKE HE WAS DASHING AND BEAUTIFUL WOWOWOOWOW WHEN I GREETED HIM HE SMILED AT ME AND BOWED AND SAID HI BACK ADN IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT. after that I kinda…..skipped off stage…I was so high man I was on cloud 9 I literally could not believe that all happened in a span of like max 2 mins and I feel like I was going to collapse but hands were still shaking so much alkjhifrbhureih. 

ANYWAYS after my mini break down, I gathered myself and went back to join the crowd and listen to their ending speech thingo (by this time I was at the back rip but still pretty close) We weren’t allowed phones while meeting them so I shoved it in my bag ad wasn’t able to video this but when they were about to do their last greeting all of the fans started singing happy birthday for guanlin and it was literally the cutest thing to watch their reactions bc they were all so shocked!! LIKE GUANLINS EYES WIDENED AND ALL OF THE OTHER MEMBERS SUDDENLY LIKE SNAPPED THEIR HEADS TO THE CROWD THEY WERE SHOOKT AND IT WAS SO CUTE BUT THEN THEY ALL STARTED CLAPPING ALONG AND SMILING REAL BIG WHILE WE ALL SANG AND WHEN IT ENDED THE MC (KEVIN FROM UKISS) WAS LIKE AWWW HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GUANLIN WHEN IS IT? (something along those lines) and guanlin was like lol it’s today but yeah after that heartwarming scene they did their greeting and left and we all started leaving too bc most of us needed to go line up for the red carpet.

(ALSO SOMEONE GOT A PHOTO OF MY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO JIHOON AND ME MEETING DAEHWI, IF YOU WANNA SEE SEND ME AN ASK, I WONT POST IT NOW BC IDK IF PEOPLE WANNA SEE LOL)

Red Carpet

Yo lemme tell y'all the line for the p1 red carpet was sooooo fucking long like holy shit HOW WERE ALL THESE PEOPLE GONNA FIT IN THAT TINY ASS ROOM and since I lined up so late bc the queue started really early and the wanna one m&g ended late I was towards the very back and I couldn’t really see anything (sad) but yeah basically only sf9, up10tion, WJSN and Monsta X went and a lotttt of fans got mad bc wanna one didn’t go akjsfmejfhoisenfu but it wasn’t like we could do anything about it like ??!??!?!! but I get it esp if they didn’t get to attend the m&g but yeah I can’t talk about it much bc I couldn’t see much rip soz it’s pretty like simple tho? they introduce the act, the act gets on stage then stays there for a bit introduces the group then leaves and the next group comes in and etc. what kinda sucked tho was like lining up to get into the concert venue bc of everyone pushing and shit it was so damn annoying.

Concert

CONCERT TIME YO. Okay first off, THOSE OPENING ACTS LIKE SHOUT OUT TO YOU GUYS YOU WERE FUCKIGN AMAZING HOLY SHITLJAHKCFJME ALso I’m really sorry but the SF9, Up10tion and WJSN parts of this are going to be really short mostly bc I wasn’t actually that big of a fan (like I only really knew their titles songs and didn’t even know the members names I’m so sorry!!) of those groups b4 this concert so I don’t know much and can’t talk a lot about them but what I can say is IVE BEEN CONVERTED BC THEIR STAGES WERE FUCKING AMAZING!!! ALSO SHOUT OUT TO THAT DUDE FROM SF9 WHO KEPT WAVING AT ME AND THREW A HEART AT ME BEING A HYPER PERSON IN THE CROWD LIKE BOI IDK YOU BUT YOU MY BIAS. But literally they all performed soooooo damn well and just WJSN is after my heart (esp when they played secret).

The highlight performances for me though were definitely wanna one and monsta x. wanna one mostly bc like hi you my bias group also THEY ARE FUCKING GOOD AT WHAT THEY DO MAN LIKE DAEHWIS LIVE VOICE HOLY SHIT ALSO JAEHWANS VOICE LIKE WE ALL KNOW IT’S GODLIKE BUT HEARING IT LIVE LIKE WTFFFFFFFFF. I LITERALLY COULDNT EVEN RECORD ANYTHING BC MY PHONE DIED AND I WAS REALLY SAD BUT LIKE HOT DAMNNNNNNNNNN THEY WERE AMAZING. ALSO WHEN THEY WERE GETTING INTO POSITIONS FOR BURN IT UP THERE WAS LIKE A SPLIT SECOND OF SILENCE AND I SCREAMED OUT ‘PAARRRRKKKK JIIIIHOOOOONNNNN’ SO LOUD THA T THE GIRL NEXT TO ME MOVED AWAY AND JIHOON LOOJED UP I WAS SHOOK (I apologised so much to the girl and she laughed it off but still moved away rip) also I’m not even gonna talk about piñata time bc there was too much shit going on there and my friend got decent fancams so I’ll gif later but SOMEONE TELL JIHOON TO STOP SOMEONE TELL GUANLIN THE FLOOR IS DIRTY SOMEONE TELL ONG NO AND SOMEONE REMIND JISUNG THAT HE IS THE CUTEST BEAN EVER (also stop park woojins sexy dance 2k17 thanks) but minhyun waved at me during piñata time and I love him for it. We also all sang happy birthday to guanlin again and I will never ever get tired of seeing that boy all happy and smiley I hope he enjoyed his birthday with us!!!

OKAY MONSTA X THO DEFS TOOK STAGE OF THE NIGHT LIKE BOISSSS. THEY BLOODY OWNED THAT STAGE. THEIR STAGE PRESENCE IS NO FUCKING JOKE LIKE HOLY HELL EVERYONE WAS LIKR REALLLLLLYYYY INTO IT (like people were going W I L D but like for wanna one they did to but it was more of like fangirl W I L D. for monsta x it was like jamming head banging move your body W I L D it was literally amazing). THEY PERFORMED EX GIRL WHICH IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE SONGS EVER AND JUST HOLY SHIT I WAS SOBBING WHILE SINGING IT AND WAVING SOME GOLD STREAMERS AROUND LIKE CRAZY AND KIHYUN NOTICED ME AND LAUGHED AT ME AND IT WAS SO CUTE. ALSO HOW WAS THAT GIRL WHO GOT LUCKY ENOOUGH TO BE PROPOSED TO BY MONSTA X NOT DEAD ON THE FLOOR? I WAS ON THE GROUND THE MOMENT CHANGKYUN SAID ANGEL LIKE HOLY SHIT YOU GOT SERENADED BY KIHYUN AND WONHO LEGIT WENT DOWN TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH YOU AND HUGGED YOU GIRL HOW ARE YOU ALIVE (admittedly she did like have a fan with shownus face on it and he didn’t participate in the proposals rip but still) anyways STAGES WERE FUCKING LIT ALSO WONHO YOU HOE SOMEONE STOP THAT GUY.

okay so after monsta x it was like the part where all of the groups come out again and shit and I ended up front row of the very side and wanna one came and stood there and I was legit right in front of Daniel woojin and jaehwan and the girls around me were trying to get their attention and were screaming their names and shit and I was like hmmmmm what should I do?? so I like made a heart with my arms like hands on head type heart and kinda just started stoically at woojin NOT THINKING HE WOULD NOTICE ME BUT ALKJHLCEKJNFSEJFHGBOSUIB HE FUCKING DID AND IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST AWKWARD AND FUNNIEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE HOLYSHIT IT WAS LIKE WE MADE EYE CONTACT AND HE STARED FOR A BIT LIKE WTF AND I FALTERED AND GAVE AN AWKWARD SMILE AND HE STARTED TO LAUGH A LIL AND I DIDN’T NOTICE BUT DANIEL SAW TOO AND HE TURNED TO WOOJIN AND THEY LAUGHED TOGETHER THEN OUT OF NO WHERE STARTED DOING THIS WEIRD DANCE THEN AFTERWARDS I NOTICED JAEHWAN STARING AT ME WITH COMPLETE JUDGEMENT ON HIS FACE AJMIRENJFOEGHU THE DICK BEFORE I WAS SHOVED AWAY BY A GIRL NEXT TO ME BUT YEAH THAT HAPPENED WOOPS.

basically it was one of the most amazing days of my life I not only got to meet and high five my ult bias group and see various amazing performances by all of the artists, I also was able to make new friends and meet my mutuals here and it was just sososososo amazing Im literally so grateful for everything and everyone and I was just realllly lucky I hope everyone gets to experience this bc I’m so happy rn and I hope everyone will be this happy at least once in their lives too!!!! and just I literally not even two months ago was totally convinced id never meet jihoon and hold his hand but IT HAPPENED so anyone who tells me it won’t happen to them I call bullshit bc I was literally saying that a month ago and it fucking happened to me so it’ll happen to you guys too I’m just saying!!!

also if you read up to here you’re a legend and I love you :D