#im sayin...

[bearofohu]

i love dialogue mods. i walk into the grocery store to buy some cooking oil and abigail calls me a faggot

[beetlerings]

peepaw🤤

u should totally follow me on Twitter bee tee dubs

[fictionalsownme]

smash???????? who said that?????????

engineer doesn't get enough love on this blog considering how much I cannot express my devotion to him, so I’m working to fix that :) this is similar to what I did for damien but it took foreverr!! iswm lighting is so so pretty which makes it impossible to get right ;;u;; the saturation is really high and there's multiple light sources so in terms of rendering it, its like it was personally designed to leave me dead on the floor :))))) either way,, I'm happy with how it turned out!! he’s very prettie :))

also bonus:

[goosewriting]

idk about you but joaquin drunk confessing that he's been in love w you since he first saw you is so personal to me

Enamorado

summary: Joaquín’s drunken love confession. 

relationship: Joaquín Torres x gn!reader

warnings: alcohol, drunk behaviour, established relationship

word count: ~760

A/N: i’m honestly not even sure if this was meant as a request or not but it was too good not to write something for 😩💕 you're so right anon,, have this lil blurb mwah (be safe when drinking, kids)

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(title means "in love" in spanish)

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Usually, you don’t go to bars much, but this time it was a special occasion, so you went out with Joaquín and Sam. Even Bucky joined you, but now that he's a proper citizen and all, he left early. 

You glance at the time on your phone, it’s 2:46 am. Looking over your shoulder from where you sit at the bar, you see Sam on the dance floor, and smile to yourself. He’s having a good time, it seems. Joaquín is next to you, and as your eyes go back to him, he’s putting down his drink he just emptied. He looks at you with a goofy grin. 

“Alright, then, that’s enough for you,” you say with a gentle smile, pushing his glass a little farther away from his hands. “Let’s take a break, yeah?”

You’re fairly tipsy yourself, but Joaquín is proper drunk now. He doesn’t let himself get to this point often. Luckily he doesn’t get angry or physical when intoxicated, instead he turns to absolute mush, incoherent mumblings about how much he loves you and Sam leaving his lips incessantly, muttering about how glad he is to be part of the group, how badly he wants to meet the Avengers. He also gets a little clingy, not that you mind. His hands will always be on you somewhere, your leg, your back, your face. 

Right now, he’s leaning his forehead on your shoulder, grumbling under his breath, but you can’t make out what he’s saying.

“Wanna go take some fresh air?,” you offer.

Joaquín nods, getting off his stool, and he lets you pull him to the back, where you exit to a small patio. You breathe in the cool night air, the buzzing in your ears starting to dissipate. You lean onto the wooden fence and look out to the city below, the lights moving and dancing in the distance like a painting. Or maybe you just can’t focus your eyes right now.

You feel something warm coming up behind you, and Joaquín’s arms snake around your middle as he hugs you into his chest. He hums, swaying you both lightly from side to side, and you laugh, turning within his hold to face him, and you cup his face. His skin feels hot, and you can see the redness on his cheeks even in the dim light.

“You need to learn to pace yourself,” you say.

“Ssshuddup. Sam’s fault,” he retorts, and he nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck.

“Right,” you chuckle. Sam and Joaquín did make some bet or other about how many drinks they could have before losing the ability to walk a straight line.

When he pulls back, his chocolate eyes find yours, albeit slightly out of focus, but his gaze holds so much warmth and affection, you can’t help but get lost in them. He hums again, a smile spreading on his lips. You tilt your head.

“Whatcha thinking about?” you ask.

“You.”

“Yeah?” Your heart flutters.

“Always,” he confirms.

“Anything specific?”

“I, when you…” he starts, struggling to form real words. “Desde el primer momento en que te vi…”

You chuckle, softly pinching his cheek, then cup his face again.

“English, please.”

“You, it’s always been you,” he speaks more clearly this time, and quickly turns his head to place a kiss to your inner wrist. “From the very moment I first saw you, I’ve been in love with you.”

You swallow, tears stinging behind your eyes as you smooth over his cheekbones with your thumbs. Joaquín’s hands slide from your waist to your back to push you closer into him.

“Madly,” he says, and places a kiss on your forehead. “Entirely.” Another on the tip of your nose. “Desperately.” His speech is a bit more slurred on that one, and he kisses the corner of your mouth, giggling goofily as he pulls back to look at you.

You mirror his love struck gaze, softly running your fingers through his curls before you hold the back of his head to pull him close, capturing his lips. It’s not as elegant as it could have been, kissing somewhat sloppily in the dark of night, but you can feel how earnest his words are in the way he holds you, breathes you in. And with every wet kiss he places wherever he can reach, he whispers ‘I love you’s into your skin, the press of his lips leaving a trail of fire, burning his words into your body, to remind you that you’re his and he’s yours. Madly, entirely, desperately. 

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(english is not my first language. constructive criticism and grammar corrections are very appreciated!)

[beautysnake]

with how much pining was in narinder's spotify wrapped playlist, I am inclined to believe he is oblivious to romantic advances unless it's super obvious.

Like did yall look up the lyrics to that wicked song??

[the-king-of-lemons]

i dont think anyones mentioned this stream sniper yet but fucking hilarious name

[flashphotograph]

Djo diva

[popped-soda]

mark is ABSOLUTELY a dead wife guy. the MOST dead wife guy ever. Hes got the picture frame on his bedside table and the dead wife laughing in white sheets montage and the brooding look into the distance while thinking about how its all for her. dead wife guy mark winters forever

[myuniverseinabox]

You know, I just think it's funny that all these weirdos are freaking out about how the httyd live action made ruffnut chubby- when they only did that to her because she's literally meant to be the 'ugly' one. In 2 and 3 specifically ruffnut is used for the misogynistic trope, 'ugly women wants love' - AND AT THE SAME TIME, being used for a 'women sexually assaulting a man' joke.

As the movies progress she's just made a mockery of; with her voice getting deeper and more gruff, becoming stupid (she never used to be), and being made intentionally 'unattractive', like making her chin gigantic over time (they massacred my girl).

Ruffnut works a lot better as this noodle twig alongside her brother, and if they were gonna beef anybody up it really should be Astrid - but they were never going to do that because Astrid is the 💗 love interest 💗 and she's meant to be 'pretty'.

It's disgusting, but it's not surprising. Companies will follow market interests and those interests will NEVER be on our side.

[lunarfuneral]

langdon slipping up and calling mel baby at work in front of a lot of people and he plays it off like he doesn’t know where that came from but mel’s face was beet red. and she had responded. 🫢

[determinedskipping]

rlain my goat. my tragically overlooked, under-appreciated, phenomenal king. i have so many thoughts about you my man you are theeee guy ever

[tibbycaps]

NO BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE SENT HIM A NICE FUMBLE KING MUG AND IT BROKE IN THE MAIL 😭

[froglover7789]

fic writers stop making luke lowkey pathetic!!! he is no damsel!!!! plus lots of yall forget he was a soldier and a shithead kid. bro def has a very large set of bizarre skills that he just whips out every now and then. droid malfunctioning? no prob he can take a look. buying a ship second hand? no worries he knows the make and model and common problems. hunting? flying? first aid? hell yeah man those too. bro can probably sew and whittle and butcher and garden and also beat the shit outta you! hes got such a diverse background and would carry those things with him stop actin like he dont know shit for shit

[charpim4ever]

the heat is killing me bru 💔💔 (also small comic for funsies hehe,)

[atomicmonkey1122]

Maybe I'm going into conspiracy territory but fuck it what have i got to lose now?

My real question is. What the hell happened? In 2020 Biden had 81 million votes to Trump's 74 million. This year Kamala's sitting at 66 million to Trump's 71 million.

So what the hell happened to the record number of single day voter registrations a while back? What happened to Kamala's record number of small donations? Why are strongly historically blue counties swinging so far the other way? (Starr County in Texas was blue every election since fucking 1896 but is red this year). I know the internet doesn't reflect real life but it really felt like the energy for Harris was way higher than for Hillary or Biden. So where did that go?

Were there really 15 million people who voted for Biden that decided they're single-issue-Palestine voters? That seems rather high.

I can't help but feel like something is fishy here. Trump established that its totally normal to launch investigations and sue a bunch of places when losing maybe Harris should try some of that idk

[daftpatience]

finkin abouts it