#imagine these two next to wally and alastor

[gummy22]

its them, in the decade old MMD

[hellaversepolls]

Tournament Poll: The M in FMK (2024)

The next tournament, "Most Killable Hellaverse Character", will start this Friday, November 8th, will polls for round 1 being posted until Monday, November 11th.

and the winner of "Most Marriageable Hellaverse Character" (2024) is...

Lucifer Morningstar

to celebrate, I've updated the shitty apple I made in paint 3d

In summary

Most Marriageable Hellaverse Characters: Lucifer Morningstar (1st Place)

Carmilla Carmine (2nd Place)

Asmodeus & Sallie May (3rd Place) ================================================

Competitors (60): Adam, Agent One, Agent Two, Alastor, Alessio, Andrealphus, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, Barbie Wire, Beelzebub, Blitzo, Carmilla Carmine, Cash Buckzo, Charlie, Chazwick, Cherri Bomb, Cletus, Collin, Crimson, Emberlynn, Emily, Fizzarolli, Glam, Glitz, Husk, Katie Killjoy, Keenie, Lilith, Loona, Loopty Goopty, Lucifer, Lute, Lyle Lipton, Mammon, Martha, Millie, Mimzy, Moxxie, Mrs. Mayberry, Niffty, Paimon, Rosie, Saint Peter, Sallie May, Sera, Sir Pentious, Stella, Stolas, Striker, Susan, Tom Trench, Vaggie, Valentino, Velvette, Verosika, Vortex, Vox, Wally Wackford, Zeezi, Zestial

EDIT: Rounds 5&6 will START on Mondays instead of taking over the whole weekend. Once Round 6 is over and the ultimate winner is determined, we’ll allow the winners the rest of the week to celebrate their victory before moving onto the “Most Killable Hellaverse Character” poll tournament.

I also came up with a “gun to your head” style scenario for this tournament if that makes the voting process easier for people that want to vote but aren’t really romantically attracted to any of the characters.

SCENARIO:

You have an unpayable debt to a higher power. The only way the debt can be forgiven is if you marry one of the listed competitors for at least 1 year. The debt you've accrued has made you unkillable, even by your own hand. Pick whoever you'd be able to tolerate for that length of time. You can choose to either divorce or continue the marriage once the year is over, but your unkillable status disappears after the 1st year as your debt has been written off.

Voting rules and match lists under read more.

VOTING RULES:

Feel free to spread as much propaganda for your choice as you like if that’s your thing, as long as you remember the following:

- Please Don’t Threaten/Promise to Compromise the Safety of Yourself or Others (Example: “If [x] doesn’t win I will shoot myself”, “If you don’t vote for [y] I’m going to doxx you”, etc.). I cannot imagine anyone actually getting heated enough to do this, but if you’re thinking about it, please don’t :)

- Please try to avoid being racist/transphobic/etc in your propaganda (and like in general, but here is a good start).

- Please try to avoid writing anything extremely graphic (read: “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” levels of shit).

I’d appreciate it if we could avoid bot-spamming in the votes.

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FINAL ROUND:

Carmilla Carmine vs Lucifer

ROUND 5:

Asmodeus vs Lucifer (Winner: Lucifer)

Carmilla Carmine vs Sallie May (Winner: Carmilla Carmine)

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ROUND 4:

Lucifer vs Rosie (Winner: Lucifer)

Alastor vs Asmodeus (Winner: Asmodeus)

Carmilla Carmine vs Sir Pentious (Winner: Carmilla Carmine)

Sallie May vs Sera (Winner: Sallie May)

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ROUND 3:

Section 1:

Rosie vs Stolas (Winner: Rosie)

Lucifer vs Vaggie (Winner: Lucifer)

Section 2:

Asmodeus vs Charlie (Winner: Asmodeus)

Alastor vs Loona (Winner: Alastor)

Section 3:

Carmilla Carmine vs Zestial (Winner: Carmilla Carmine)

Sir Pentious vs Zeezi (Winner: Sir Pentious)

Section 4:

Collin vs Sera (Winner: Sera)

Mammon vs Sallie May (Winner: Sallie May)

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ROUND 2:

Section 1:

Martha vs Stolas (Winner: Stolas)

Crimson vs Rosie (Winner: Rosie)

Lucifer vs Millie (Winner: Lucifer)

Blitzo vs Vaggie (Winner: Vaggie)

Section 2:

Charlie vs Vox (Winner: Charlie)

Asmodeus vs Fizzarolli (Winner: Asmodeus)

Alastor vs Emberlynn (Winner: Alastor)

Due to how the tournament was setup, Loona automatically moves to the 3rd round

Section 3:

Velvette vs Zestial (Winner: Zestial)

Carmilla Carmine vs Striker (Winner: Carmilla Carmine)

Lyle Lipton vs Zeezi (Winner: Zeezi)

Emily vs Sir Pentious (Winner: Sir Pentious)

Section 4:

Barbie Wire vs Collin (Winner: Collin)

Andrealphus vs Sera (Winner: Sera)

Angel Dust vs Sallie May (Winner: Sallie May)

Due to how the tournament was setup, Mammon automatically moves to the 3rd round

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ROUND 1:

Section 1:

Martha vs Stella (Winner: Martha)

Adam vs Stolas (Winner: Stolas)

Mrs Mayberry vs Rosie (Winner: Rosie)

Cash Buckzo vs Crimson (Winner: Crimson)

Lilith vs Millie (Winner: Millie)

Lucifer vs Moxxie (Winner: Lucifer)

Cherri Bomb vs Vaggie (Winner: Vaggie)

Blitzo vs Chazwick (Winner: Blitzo)

Section 2:

Beelzebub vs Charlie (Winner: Charlie)

Valentino vs Vox (Winner: Vox)

Fizzarolli vs Verosika (Winner: Fizzarolli)

Asmodeus vs Vortex (Winner: Asmodeus)

Emberlynn vs Mimzy (Winner: Emberlynn)

Agent One vs Alastor (Winner: Alastor)

Loona vs Lute (Winner: Loona)

Section 3:

Agent Two vs Velvette (Winner: Velvette)

Alessio vs Zestial (Winner: Zestial)

Carmilla Carmine vs Susan (Winner: Carmilla Carmine)

Striker vs Wally Wackford (Winner: Striker)

Glam vs Zeezi (Winner: Zeezi)

Cletus vs Lyle Lipton (Winner: Lyle Lipton)

Emily vs Keenie (Winner: Emily)

Husk vs Sir Pentious (Winner: Sir Pentious)

Section 4:

Barbie Wire vs Glitz (Winner: Barbie Wire)

Collin vs Tom Trench (Winner: Collin)

Katie Killjoy vs Sera (Winner: Sera)

Andrealphus vs Paimon (Winner: Andrealphus)

Niffty vs Sallie May (Winner: Sallie May)

Angel Dust vs Saint Peter (Winner: Angel Dust)

Loopty Goopty vs Mammon (Winner: Mammon)

[hellaversepolls]

Tournament Poll: The K in FMK (2024)

The next tournament, “Hellaverse Character with the Most Tragic Backstory”, will start this Friday, December 27th, will polls for round 1 being posted until Monday, December 30th.

and the winner of “Most Killable Hellaverse Character” (2024) is…

Valentino

to celebrate, I’ve made a new shitty pic in paint

In summary

Most Killable Hellaverse Characters: Valentino (1st Place)

Stella (2nd Place)

Crimson and Katie Killjoy (3rd Place)

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Competitors (64): Adam, Agent One, Agent Two, Alastor, Alessio, Andrealphus, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, Barbie Wire, Beelzebub, Bethany Ghostfucker, Blitzo, Carmilla Carmine, Cash Buckzo, Charlie, Chazwick, Cherri Bomb, Cletus, Collin, Crimson, Emberlynn, Emily, Fizzarolli, Glam, Glitz, Husk, Katie Killjoy, Keenie, Lilith, Loona, Loopty Goopty, Lucifer, Lute, Lyle Lipton, Mammon, Martha, Millie, Mimzy, Moxxie, Mrs. Mayberry, Niffty, Paimon, Rita, Rolando, Rosie, Saint Peter, Sallie May, Sera, Sir Pentious, Stella, Stolas, Striker, Susan, Toledo, Tom Trench, Vaggie, Valentino, Velvette, Verosika, Vortex, Vox, Wally Wackford, Zeezi, Zestial

EDIT: Rounds 4-6 will START on Mondays instead of taking over the whole weekend. Once Round 6 is over and the ultimate winner is determined, we'll allow the winners the rest of the week to celebrate before moving onto the "Hellaverse Character with the Most Tragic Backstory" poll tournament (by popular vote).

I also came up with a “gun to your head” style scenario for this tournament if that makes the voting process easier for people that want to vote but aren’t really interested in killing any of the characters.

SCENARIO:

You have once again found yourself with an unpayable debt to a higher power (you should probably stop doing that). The only way the debt can be forgiven is if you kill one of the listed competitors. The debt you've accrued has given you the power and resources needed to kill any of them. Pick whoever you'd be willing to kill.

Voting rules and match lists under read more.

VOTING RULES:

Feel free to spread as much propaganda for your choice as you like if that’s your thing, as long as you remember the following:

- Please Don’t Threaten/Promise to Compromise the Safety of Yourself or Others (Example: “If [x] doesn’t win I will shoot myself”, “If you don’t vote for [y] I’m going to doxx you”, etc.). I cannot imagine anyone actually getting heated enough to do this, but if you’re thinking about it, please don’t :)

- Please try to avoid being racist/transphobic/etc in your propaganda (and like in general, but here is a good start).

- Please try to avoid writing anything extremely graphic (read: “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” levels of shit).

I’d appreciate it if we could avoid bot-spamming in the votes.

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FINAL ROUND:

Stella vs Valentino

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ROUND 5:

Katie Killjoy vs Stella (Winner: Stella)

Crimson vs Valentino (Winner: Valentino)

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ROUND 4:

Katie Killjoy vs Susan (Winner: Katie Killjoy)

Chazwick vs Stella (Winner: Stella)

Rolando vs Valentino (Winner: Valentino)

Crimson vs Lyle Lipton (Winner: Crimson)

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ROUND 3:

Section 1:

Susan vs Toledo (Winner: Susan)

Agent Two vs Katie Killjoy (Winner: Katie Killjoy)

Section 2:

Chazwick vs Collin (Winner: Chazwick)

Cletus vs Stella (Winner: Stella)

Section 3:

Loopty Goopty vs Valentino (Winner: Valentino)

Adam vs Rolando (Winner: Rolando)

Section 4:

Crimson vs Lute (Winner: Crimson)

Lyle Lipton vs Tom Trench (Winner: Lyle Lipton)

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ROUND 2:

Section 1:

Alessio vs Susan (Winner: Susan)

Rita vs Toledo (Winner: Toledo)

Agent One vs Katie Killjoy (Winner: Katie Killjoy)

Agent Two vs Stolas (Winner: Agent Two)

Section 2:

Collin vs Martha (Winner: Collin)

Carmilla Carmine vs Chazwick (Winner: Chazwick)

Cherri Bomb vs Cletus (Winner: Cletus)

Andrealphus vs Stella (Winner: Stella)

Section 3:

Valentino vs Velvette (Winner: Valentino)

Glam vs Loopty Goopty (Winner: Loopty Goopty)

Glitz vs Rolando (Winner: Rolando)

Adam vs Zeezi (Winner: Adam)

Section 4:

Lute vs Striker (Winner: Lute)

Crimson vs Keenie (Winner: Crimson)

Lyle Lipton vs Mrs. Mayberry (Winner: Lyle Lipton)

Emberlynn vs Tom Trench (Winner: Tom Trench)

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ROUND 1:

Section 1:

Alessio vs Blitzo (Winner: Alessio)

Mimzy vs Susan (Winner: Susan)

Toledo vs Wally Wackford (Winner: Toledo)

Rita vs Sallie May (Winner: Rita)

Agent One vs Moxxie (Winner: Agent One)

Katie Killjoy vs Loona (Winner: Katie Killjoy)

Angel Dust vs Stolas (Winner: Stolas)

Agent Two vs Rosie (Winner: Agent Two)

Section 2:

Collin vs Vox (Winner: Collin)

Martha vs Sera (Winner: Martha)

Chazwick vs Vortex (Winner: Chazwick)

Carmilla Carmine vs Charlie Morningstar (Winner: Carmilla Carmine)

Alastor vs Cletus (Winner: Cletus)

Beelzebub vs Cherri Bomb (Winner: Cherri Bomb)

Andrealphus vs Husk (Winner: Andrealphus)

Saint Peter vs Stella (Winner: Stella)

Section 3:

Cash Buckzo vs Valentino (Winner: Valentino)

Emily vs Velvette (Winner: Velvette)

Loopty Goopty vs Zestial (Winner: Loopty Goopty)

Bethany Ghostfucker vs Glam (Winner: Glam)

Paimon vs Rolando (Winner: Rolando)

Glitz vs Verosika (Winner: Glitz)

Adam vs Asmodeus (Winner: Adam)

Barbie Wire vs Zeezi (Winner: Zeezi)

Section 4:

Lucifer vs Striker (Winner: Striker)

Lute vs Niffty (Winner: Lute)

Crimson vs Mammon (Winner: Crimson)

Keenie vs Millie (Winner: Keenie)

Lyle Lipton vs Sir Pentious (Winner: Lyle Lipton)

Mrs. Mayberry vs Vaggie (Winner: Mrs. Mayberry)

Fizzarolli vs Tom Trench (Winner: Tom Trench)

Emberlynn vs Lilith (Winner: Emberlynn)

[hellaversepolls]

Tournament Poll: Hellaverse Character with the Most Tragic Backstory (2024)

The "Hellaverse Fansong Tournament" will start hopefully Friday (February 14th), but I've been busy and haven't finished arranging the tournament brackets yet, so it might be Saturday (February 15th).

and the winner of “Most Tragic Backstory” (2025) is…

Blitzo Buckzo

as is tradition, I have created a shitty little drawing in paint to celebrate his victory

EDIT: All Rounds from 4 until the Final Round will START on Tuesdays instead of taking over the whole weekend. Once the Final Round is over and the ultimate winner is determined, we’ll allow the winners the rest of the week to celebrate before moving onto the next poll tournament, the Hellaverse Fansong Tournament (which was decided by popular vote).

Competitors (70): Adam, Agent One, Agent Two, Alastor, Alessio, Andrealphus, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, Barbie Wire, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Bethany Ghostfucker, Blitzo, Carmilla Carmine, Cash Buckzo, Charlie, Chazwick, Cherri Bomb, Cletus, Collin, Crimson, Emberlynn, Emily, Fizzarolli, Glam, Glitz, Husk, Katie Killjoy, Keenie, Leviathan, Lilith, Loona, Loopty Goopty, Lucifer, Lute, Lyle Lipton, Mammon, Martha, Millie, Mimzy, Moxxie, Mrs. Mayberry, Niffty, Octavia, Paimon, Rita, Rolando, Rosie, Saint Peter, Sallie May, Satan, Sera, Sir Pentious, Stella, Stolas, Striker, Susan, Tilla, Toledo, Tom Trench, Vaggie, Valentino, Vassago, Velvette, Verosika, Vortex, Vox, Wally Wackford, Zeezi, Zestial

No "gun to the head" scenario this time, sorry (holiday stuff left me kinda busy)

"But X doesn't have a backstory" - A fair and probably true point! Most characters in the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss universe don't have one.

If you find yourself caught between two backstory-less choices, feel free to take a look at both options and make your own judgement about who YOU think probably had/has it worse.

Voting rules and match lists under read more.

VOTING RULES:

Feel free to spread as much propaganda for your choice as you like if that’s your thing, as long as you remember the following:

- Please Don’t Threaten/Promise to Compromise the Safety of Yourself or Others (Example: “If [x] doesn’t win I will shoot myself”, “If you don’t vote for [y] I’m going to doxx you”, etc.). I cannot imagine anyone actually getting heated enough to do this, but if you’re thinking about it, please don’t :)

- Please try to avoid being racist/transphobic/etc in your propaganda (and like in general, but here is a good start).

- Please try to avoid writing anything extremely graphic (read: “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” levels of shit).

I’d appreciate it if we could avoid bot-spamming in the votes.

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ROUND 5:

Angel Dust vs Fizzarolli

Blitzo vs Lucifer

Due to how I set up the rounds, Loona moves on to Round 6

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ROUND 4:

Angel Dust vs Husk

Fizzarolli vs Lilith

Blitzo vs Stolas

Cherri Bomb vs Lucifer

Alastor vs Loona

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ROUND 3:

Section 1:

Husk vs Millie

Adam vs Angel Dust

Section 2:

Fizzarolli vs Niffty

Lilith vs Vox

Section 3:

Blitzo vs Moxxie

Stolas vs Zestial

Section 4:

Lucifer vs Vassago

Cherri Bomb vs Rita

Section 5:

Alastor vs Striker

Barbie Wire vs Loona

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ROUND 2:

Section 1:

Lyle Lipton vs Millie

Charlie vs Husk

Angel Dust vs Mrs Mayberry

Due to how I set up the rounds, Adam moves on to Round 3

Section 2:

Fizzarolli vs Octavia

Agent One vs Niffty

Lilith vs Sir Pentious

Due to how I set up the rounds, Vox moves on to Round 3

Section 3:

Tilla vs Moxxie

Blitzo vs Vaggie

Stella vs Stolas

Due to how I set up the rounds, Zestial moves on to Round 3

Section 4:

Lucifer vs Verosika

Leviathan vs Vassago

Alessio vs Rita

Due to how I set up the rounds, Cherri Bomb moves on to Round 3

Section 5:

Alastor vs Carmilla Carmine

Agent Two vs Striker

Loona vs Vortex

Due to how I set up the rounds, Barbie Wire moves on to Round 3

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ROUND 1:

Section 1:

Glitz vs Millie

Lyle Lipton vs Mammon

Charlie vs Zeezi

Husk vs Saint Peter

Emily vs Mrs Mayberry

Angel Dust vs Chazwick

Adam vs Andrealphus

Section 2:

Lute vs Octavia

Fizzarolli vs Valentino

Martha vs Niffty

Agent One vs Rolando

Lilith vs Sera

Sir Pentious vs Wally Wackford

Collin vs Vox

Section 3:

Tilla vs Velvette

Moxxie vs Tom Trench

Sallie May vs Vaggie

Blitzo vs Toledo

Bethany Ghostfucker vs Stella

Crimson vs Stolas

Loopty Goopty vs Zestial

Section 4:

Rosie vs Verosika

Lucifer vs Paimon

Keenie vs Leviathan

Cletus vs Vassago

Mimzy vs Rita

Alessio vs Cash Buckzo

Cherri Bomb vs Susan

Section 5:

Belphegor vs Carmilla Carmine

Alastor vs Asmodeus

Agent Two vs Emberlynn

Beelzebub vs Striker

Katie Killjoy vs Loona

Satan vs Vortex

Barbie Wire vs Glam