#implied affocream

[projectcookiekingdom]

House of Cards Random Scenarios P10

P.S. These are just random scenarios that I made up in my mind while making this AU.

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ ✩ Eternal Sugar vs. Pitaya Dragon ✩ ♢ ♧ ♡ ♤ ⋆⭒˚.⋆

Pitaya Dragon, trying to push Eternal Sugar away: Stop stealing my partner!

Eternal Sugar, hugging Hollyberry tightly: No, stop stealing MY partner!

Hollyberry: Shmilk, Longan, a little help here?

Shadow Milk: I think you have it handled.

Longan Dragon: As the youngsters have taught me, "You're on your own."

Hollyberry: Child of a-!!!

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ ✩ Pavlova is a Shipper ✩ ♢ ♧ ♡ ♤ ⋆⭒˚.⋆

Pavlova: I'm telling you, Black Sapphire is in love with Cream Unicorn.

Cloud Haetae: Don't care.

Pavlova: Not only that, the King of Spades and Ser Madeleine are obviously in love with each other, but both are in denial!

Cloud Haetae: As I said, don't care.

Pavlova: And another juicy story, the Consul has a crush on Dark Cacao's advisor! You know, the one they call the Poison Advisor?

Cloud Haetae: For the last time, I don't care about these stupid love stories!

Pavlova: Ugh, you're so boring! Peach Blossom, can you tell me about your love story with Earl Grey again?

Peach Blossom, eyes sparkling with excitement and a little mischief: I thought you'd never ask!

Cloud Haetae: What have you done?!

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ ✩ Longan Dragon is Still In Denial and Pitaya Dragon Hasn't Proposed to Hollyberry Yet ✩ ♢ ♧ ♡ ♤ ⋆⭒˚.⋆

Longan Dragon: Here.

Pitaya Dragon: Is this a lunchbox?

Longan Dragon, rolling their eyes: No. It's an empty box to stuff your partner in.

Pitaya Dragon: Okay, no need for the sarcasm! Sheesh.

Pitaya Dragon noticing the sticky note on the lunchbox: Uh... why does the sticky note say "Millennial Tree <3"?

Longan Dragon takes the lunchbox back and chucks it out the window: I don't know what you're talking about.

Pitaya Dragon: You... you're not good at hiding your feelings.

Longan Dragon: And you haven't proposed to your lover and yet I am not complaining about it.

Pitaya Dragon, annoyed: I haven't found the perfect rings yet!

Longan Dragon, hitting Pitaya Dragon on the head: I have plenty in my treasury! Just use one of those and get this over with!

[affocream-nation-lives]

Happy Pride Ya’ll! I wanted to do a series of some sorr but didnt know what but now i know! Im gonna share my crk Pride hcs throughout the month!

Ill post 2 today and the rest will be one a day!

The Main 5

These will be the most basic

Gingerbrave Is panromantic, demiromantic and asexual he def has a crush on Wizard i think

Strawberry is biromantic and asexual with a prefrance for girls

Wizard is gay and asexual

Custard the 3rd is straight but he supports he just doesnt like that his uncle is dating “the bad king”

Chili Pepper is a Lesbian, its cannon atp lets be honest her and Rye are NOT straight

Part 2 Will be of the Ancients and will probably have more information

[openoven]

Small rant about our beloved clotted cream and the Creme republic, submas people don’t look:

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Im so glad they didn’t pull a affogato 2, we all knew they wouldn’t as it would be fucking bad writing and just boring for most since the cookie odesssy is a yassifed visual novel but I digress.

Clotted cream is such a interesting charater if you look at him. Implied to experiment verbal child abuse, implied to have not seen his FUCKING MOTHER for all of his life, probably never had a actual childhood and so many other things that just

It makes me feel bad for this character, he’s trying his best as we see and not only did everybody in the cookie fandom decide to twist his character arater into what affogato is but maybe worse

Clotted cream cookie is somebody who isn’t good in a social scenario, it’s clear to me that he hides his bad passing of sentences with a political mask and a smile.

In multiple small parts of the game, it’s shown he isn’t the best at presenting himself, he has to practice to talk with a smile, he gets yelled at by his ‘father’ and so much else.

Custard cookie isn’t a good person, he never will be from what I see. He’s selfish, cares for what the rich people of the republic see of him and the house he runs, I don’t think he cares about the cookies by the sea.

The republic isn’t a good place to live, it’s fake. If you have power you succeed while those who are smaller are left to die. That’s how it has been and how it will always be unless of course GINGER BRAVE AND COMPANY FIX IT

We have one more chapater, I hope devsisters will continue their plan and kill off the elders and give somebody better suited to the betterment of the republic power

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I still adore this man, when people stop shipping affocream is when I’ll stop using him in everything

[affocream-nation-lives]

THE DAY HAS ARRIVED! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BEST BOY AFFOGATO!

GLORY TO AFFOGATO🙏🏻💜🖤 MY GUARDIAN ANGEL 🙏🏻💜🖤 GOD SAVE OUR BELOVED AFFOGATO💜🖤 THANK YOU DEVSISTERS💜🖤 THANK YOU FOR SUCH WHOLESOME CHARACTER🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[projectcookiekingdom]

House of Cards Random Scenarios P11

P.S. These are just random scenarios that I made up in my mind while making this AU.

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ ✩ Ace of Diamonds (Affogato) Gets Bored ✩ ♢ ♧ ♡ ♤ ⋆⭒˚.⋆

Clotted Cream: Don't let the Ace of Diamonds get the data!

The Programmers/Hackers: Yes, Consul!

Ace of Diamonds: I'm bored... *shuts down everyone's computer access*

Clotted Cream: Don't panic. We still have a backup- IS THAT TETRIS?!

Ace of Diamonds: Let's play Tetris, Consul. I'm bored.

Clotted Cream, visibly annoyed: ... why did you even bother hacking us?!

Ace of Diamonds: Consul, I'm bound to get bored. It's either I get the intel I need or I get to play Tetris with you. If you win, I won't hack your computer system for a month at best. If I win, you let me do whatever I want.

Clotted Cream: I... are you a child?

Ace of Diamonds, upset: I am not! King, he's being mean to me!

Clotted Cream, panicking: Hold on! Don't call the King of Spades!

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ ✩ Shapeshifting to Protect Your Crush ✩ ♢ ♧ ♡ ♤ ⋆⭒˚.⋆

Cream Unicorn: Oh no... I think people are starting to believe that I'm the White Joker. I mean, I am but this is going to endanger everyone.

Black Sapphire: Don't worry, Uni. I got this!

During Cream Unicorn's concert...

Joker!Black Sapphire, shapeshifted as the White Joker: OMG! Cream Unicorn, I'm a fan of yours!

Fans: *gasps and takes several photos whilst squealing*

Cream Unicorn: Wait, really?

White Joker: Yes! I even made you a present~

Cream Unicorn: Aww~ Thank you~ (人´▽`*)♪

After the concert...

Cream Unicorn: Thanks for covering for me, Sapphie. (*´∀`)♪

Black Sapphire: No worries. What are friends for?

Black Sapphire's inner thoughts: Why did I say that? Stars, they're gonna think we're just friends and then they'll reject my confession! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ ✩ Shadow Milk Meeting Gingerbrave and Friends ✩ ♢ ♧ ♡ ♤ ⋆⭒˚.⋆

Shadow Milk: Hold up! Aren't you kids too young for any adventures?

Gingerbrave: Nope! We've been doing this for a while now.

Custard the Third: We even got ourselves a castle for us to rule over!

GingerBright: Isn't it amazing! Hehehe~

Shadow Milk: But you're kids! Kids should live and have fun, not fight monsters!

Gingerbrave: We can handle them! Right everyone?

GingerBright: Yup!

Custard the Third: Exactly!

Wizard, holding his wand proudly: This is how I study and hone my magic.

Strawberry, fiddling with her hood shyly: I'm doing this to be brave and strong. To protect my friends.

Shadow Milk: ... you know what? Fine. On ONE condition!

Gingergang: ???

Shadow Milk: You kids are staying at Pure Vanilla's. Not here, got that?

Gingergang, gasping simultaneously: You know Pure Vanilla?!

***And that's how Gingerbrave and friends will be added to the House of Cards AU! GingerDozer is there too. He's just asleep.***