#implied longantree

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House of Cards Random Scenarios P10

P.S. These are just random scenarios that I made up in my mind while making this AU.

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ ✩ Eternal Sugar vs. Pitaya Dragon ✩ ♢ ♧ ♡ ♤ ⋆⭒˚.⋆

Pitaya Dragon, trying to push Eternal Sugar away: Stop stealing my partner!

Eternal Sugar, hugging Hollyberry tightly: No, stop stealing MY partner!

Hollyberry: Shmilk, Longan, a little help here?

Shadow Milk: I think you have it handled.

Longan Dragon: As the youngsters have taught me, "You're on your own."

Hollyberry: Child of a-!!!

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ ✩ Pavlova is a Shipper ✩ ♢ ♧ ♡ ♤ ⋆⭒˚.⋆

Pavlova: I'm telling you, Black Sapphire is in love with Cream Unicorn.

Cloud Haetae: Don't care.

Pavlova: Not only that, the King of Spades and Ser Madeleine are obviously in love with each other, but both are in denial!

Cloud Haetae: As I said, don't care.

Pavlova: And another juicy story, the Consul has a crush on Dark Cacao's advisor! You know, the one they call the Poison Advisor?

Cloud Haetae: For the last time, I don't care about these stupid love stories!

Pavlova: Ugh, you're so boring! Peach Blossom, can you tell me about your love story with Earl Grey again?

Peach Blossom, eyes sparkling with excitement and a little mischief: I thought you'd never ask!

Cloud Haetae: What have you done?!

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ ✩ Longan Dragon is Still In Denial and Pitaya Dragon Hasn't Proposed to Hollyberry Yet ✩ ♢ ♧ ♡ ♤ ⋆⭒˚.⋆

Longan Dragon: Here.

Pitaya Dragon: Is this a lunchbox?

Longan Dragon, rolling their eyes: No. It's an empty box to stuff your partner in.

Pitaya Dragon: Okay, no need for the sarcasm! Sheesh.

Pitaya Dragon noticing the sticky note on the lunchbox: Uh... why does the sticky note say "Millennial Tree <3"?

Longan Dragon takes the lunchbox back and chucks it out the window: I don't know what you're talking about.

Pitaya Dragon: You... you're not good at hiding your feelings.

Longan Dragon: And you haven't proposed to your lover and yet I am not complaining about it.

Pitaya Dragon, annoyed: I haven't found the perfect rings yet!

Longan Dragon, hitting Pitaya Dragon on the head: I have plenty in my treasury! Just use one of those and get this over with!

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House of Cards AU: Snake Fruit Doodles

Featuring: Longan Dragon, Affogato, and Espresso because I made these four "family" LMAO

Close Up Versions!

The Ivory Dragon Family:

Longan Dragon is the parent who used to be a heartless mafia boss, but lo and behold, they decided to quit one day and adopt these three goobers. Tsundere no. 1 because ew, affections. (They actually love being the parent, but they can't help but sometimes regress back to the old mafia days)

Snake Fruit is the older sibling by two years and would never admit that they love their family. Tsundere no. 2 because also, ew, showing affections. (Most likely to throw hands at people insulting their family because only they can insult them!)

Affogato and Espresso are twins. Both don't know who's older, and they don't care. Espresso is Tsundere no. 3 because, eugh, affection. Meanwhile, Affogato is the Kuudere because he's traumatized and has amnesia. (Do not mess with the twins or else... well, they're scary when they're angry)

The family dynamic for these four is so random and very OOC, so please don't attack me with Canon Lore. I'm just having fun with these goobers for my AU (*T^T)

Anyways! Snake Fruit likes anything related to the Dragon Clan because they think they’re cool. Meanwhile, the twins don't have any strong opinions on them.

Snake Fruit is also the last one to get adopted since they had an argument with Longan Dragon that one time (it's a joint mission between the House of Cards and their new allies, the Dragon Clan. Longan Dragon was forced to chaperone the Jokers because "they're not busy." Needless to say, Longan only agreed on the condition that they get to bring Affogato with them for an afternoon tea that a certain tree forced them to attend to. Why? Probably hoping to sneak some poison in the tea.)

They reconciled at one point, so all's well that ends well. (Let's say thank you to Snapdragon and Pond Dino's misadventures)

Snake Fruit gets a Dragon Gem as a proof that, yes, they're accepted to the Dragon Clan. (The twins have their own Dragon Gems, too.)

Their overall sibling relationship in summary: Endless bullying out of affection... and fighting over who gets to be Longan's favorite child.

Espresso doesn't care. He just wants to mess with Snake Fruit.

Snake Fruit, on the other hand, just wants to be spoiled rotten. They love affection, and they're being a tsundere about it.

Unfortunately, Affogato is the favorite because what do you mean he can eat and make poison? Do you know how valuable that is?

Longan Dragon's relationship status with the trio in a nutshell: If you need anything, just bring out the weapons in the basement, and then we'll plan our course of action. Yes, we need Affogato's poison. Snake Fruit, don't get too cocky but yes, use your dragon form to show them who's boss. Espresso, just do your thing and be the menace to society. And no, Millennial Tree, this is a family bonding, not an orchestrated assassination plan.

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House of Cards Random Scenarios P6

P.S. These are just random scenarios that I made up in my mind while making this AU.

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ ✩ A Huge Disaster ✩ ♢ ♧ ♡ ♤ ⋆⭒˚.⋆

Millennial Tree: Please refrain from doing that, Longan Dragon.

Longan Dragon: No.

Millennial Tree: But, you can't do this by yourself.

Longan Dragon: Foolish. You honestly think that I can not handle cooking?

Millennial Tree: That's not what I meant.

Longan Dragon: Hmph. I'll show you.

One cooking disaster that burned down the kitchen later...

Longan Dragon: ...

Millennial Tree: ...

Longan Dragon: Is it too late to go back to my mafia days?

Millennial Tree: Please don't!

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ ✩ The Sisters are Fighting! ✩ ♢ ♧ ♡ ♤ ⋆⭒˚.⋆

White Lily: Dark Enchantress, stop it this instance!

Dark Enchantress: Ha! Never!

White Lily: You know what? This is why mother never loved you!

Dark Enchantress: GASP! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

White Lily: I will not!

Dark Enchantress: Oh, you wanna fight? Fine! This is why you're still single and that your love was stolen by a clown! Twice!

White Lily: HEY! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ ✩ Who has a Crush on the Ivory Dragon?! ✩ ♢ ♧ ♡ ♤ ⋆⭒˚.⋆

Royal Margarine: Hm, isn't the Ivory Dragon so pretty?

Pitaya Dragon chokes on their drink: W-what?!

Hollyberry: Excuse me, but what did you just said?

Royal Margarine: Hm? Oh, I said that I find the Ivory Dragon pretty. Why? Is it weird?

Pitaya Dragon: OBVIOUSLY!

Tarte Tatin: First of all, who in their right minds has a crush on the Ivory Dragon?

Timekeeper: Ehe~ *likes to tease and see Longan Dragon angry*

Sugar Swan: Fufu~ *finds Longan Dragon's frown to be quite adorable*

Millennial Tree: Oho~ *is dating Longan Dragon, possibly married*

Shadow Milk: In all fairness, they are rather cute in their own way, especially when they talk about the good old days.

Pure Vanilla, sweats nervously: Haha...

Hollyberry: Pure Vanilla, you wouldn't.

Pure Vanilla: It was a small crush back then.

Hollyberry: Oh my god...

Pitaya Dragon, flabbergasted: I think... I need another drink. I'm too sober for this.

Tarte Tatin, rubbing her temples: Same...