#incffvables

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( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry / pru n mason

[ MASON ] — 📱: Don’t be, I love your voice. Leave me sing-shouty voicemails any day of the week. 

[ MASON ] — 📱: You can come in late tomorrow if you’re hungover. 

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( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached : 001329 .j pg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite. / romy n molly

[ molly ]: look, ok, could’ve happened to anyone. when did we meet a groucho marx impersonator ??[ molly ]: also i maintain you’re the one who pushed me into the bloody fountain !! i still owe you for that, beware there’s no statute of limitations on mad fuckery. sobriety will not protect you.

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( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner? / hero n romy

[ HERO ] — 📱:  What kinda question is that? The answer is both, always both. Plus a side order of garlic pizza bread and a chocolate dessert pizza or else why bother even ordering. 

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