#incorrect clary

[juh-pyter]

Jason: I'm not gonna lie. Sometimes it bothers me how calm Dick is under pressure. It's like... like I'm the one who's overreacting!

Dick: That's good. Let it out. It's g...

Jason: I'm going to kill you!

[overheardinidris]

Izzy: We're losing, we need a plan.

Jace: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually agree with that.

Clary: Okay, does anyone have a plan?

Alec: I have a plan.

Izzy: It can’t involve self-sacrifice.

Alec:

Izzy:

Jace:

Clary:

Alec: I no longer have a plan.

Izzy: That’s what we thought.

[dayque]

Jace: Clary suspects she might be pregnant and... I'm actually terrified. Do you have any parenting advice for me?

Alec: They smell fear, don't fear them. And whatever you do, don't look them in the eye.

Magnus: ALEC!

[helenofblackthorns]

Simon and Clary relationship development throughout tmi is so Aromantic to me. which probably doesn't actually make any sense outside of my head 😭

[starrieshq]

Alec: he got turned into a rat

Jace: and then a vampire

Clary: and then a daylighter

Magnus: and then proceeded to lose all memories of you

Isabelle: *stumbling* wHeRE

[fluffyballme]

so here’s my take on this meme but main couples in TMI

jace and clary

magnus and alec

simon and izzy

[alicelairds]

[lurafita]

Clary: Magnus, keep an eye on Jace today, please. He is going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Magnus: Sure, I'd love to see Jace getting punched.

Alec: Try again.

Magnus, sighing: I will try to stop Jace from getting punched.

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Isabelle: Nothing is free. Clary: Love is free! Simon: Friendship is free! Luke: Knowledge is free. Alec: Sleep is free. Jace: Death is free. Magnus: Everything is free if you take it without asking.

[kaitcreates]

Jace: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Simon: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Isabelle: I recorded the dumb stuff. Clary: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Alec: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

[something-random18]

Jace at some point when his grandkids ask him how he died and came back to life:

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Jace: I'm going. Clary: I'm going with you. Jace: Hell no Clary: Hell yes Brother Zachariah: * Walks in * Brother Zachariah: You're not going anywhere! Jace: Thank you, Zachariah Brother Zachariah: I wasn't talking about her.

[overheardinidris]

Clary: It wasn’t me!

Jace: Or me!

Simon: Not me either!

Izzy: I tried to stop them!

Alec: I literally saw you do it and all of you were giggling

[dayque]

Jace looking at Clary while she expains to him the lore of One pice chapter by chapter

[laylaxcarstairs]

Isabelle: You are the wildest, most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen, nobody deserves you.

Clary: Isabelle?

Isabelle: *looking away from mirror* yes?

[culiehua]

tsc x things my family have said:

jem: these ugly please muffins taste pretty good

tessa: the... what

tessa: ... the unguilty pleasure muffins???

kit: shame shame chocolate frame

jace: pov you suck

alec: pov im manifesting sasuke bc i'm about to cut your fucking arm off

simon: bro i swear on my pc

clary: wanna bet

simon: no, call me abrahen lincoln the way im chickening out

emma: am i applying to uni for summer or winter term??

julian: idk what does april to september sound like to you????

emma: ....pre-winter?

will: ayo where did you put the lightbulbs?

gabriel: under your bed?

will: oh so the bedbugs can read too? settle down? fornicate and make a merry family? fuck you

gabriel: ??????

max: you are a LOSER and my sister says you're bald!!

izzy: *whispering* I did?

max: *whispering* yeah he stole my pretzels at lunch yesterday

izzy: Oh yeah definitely you make dwayne johnson look like tina turner