#incorrect hanleia quotes

[incorrecthanleia]

han: you’re the only dude i know who enjoys milk as a refreshment

luke: man, so what?

han: you’re an interesting critter bro

[coruscant-clickbait]

Han: my wife is mad at me

Han: hope I die

[headcanonthings]

Leia, reading Han's crime record: Grand larceny, petty larceny, grave robbery, dog fraud-

Han: I sold a guy a fake Pekinese. 'Twas a cat.

Leia: You will not win me over with your use of 'twas.

Han: 'Twasn't trying to ;)

[river-from-alderaan]

luke: we're a trio, of course we work best together

leia: we're a trio, of course i kissed both of them

luke: no leia that's not—

han: we're a trio, of course i also kissed both of them

leia: what

han: what

[raointean]

Han Solo, drunk as hell: Aww, princess, you had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing

Leia Organa, perfectly sober: Han, we're married

Han: Stiiill

[cowboykath]

[sammys-magical-au]

Leia: I love you!

Han: I know.

Luke: Din, I love you.

Din: I love you too.

Ben: what is goING ON??! GUYS?!?!

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Leia: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together! Han, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

[sally-xxx]

bought them today

[incorrecthanleia]

leia: unlike some people, i’m a very mature person. i apologize when im wrong.

luke: but i’ve never heard you apologize?

leia: are you saying there’s times when i’m wrong?

[coruscant-clickbait]

Han: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. 

Leia:

Han: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious princess that's too good for this world? 

Leia: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

[headcanonthings]

[lajulie24]

I love this so much, I cannot EVEN….

Incorrect Star Wars Quotes: Parks and Recreation

[raointean]

In an "Alderaan isn't destroyed AU"

Leia Organa: *heading out to see Han*

Bail Organa: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

Leia: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

Bail: Oh really? And how do you think you came to exist, young lady?

Leia: Not because of anything you did. I'm adopted, remember? *leaves*

Bail:...

Bail: Did she just use the "you're adopted" comeback? About herself?

Bail: I don't know whether to be offended or proud...

[darlin-djarin]

han: i mean i'm pretty confident that i'm straight because once i wasn't totally sure that i was, so i decided to have sex with a man and once we were done i was kind of like "yeah i don't think i'm gay after all. thanks though" and then i left. which i guess worked out for everyone in the end.

leia:

[starwars-incorrect-quotes]

Han: *does something stupid*

Lando, leaning over to Leia: Are you absolutely sure you want this one? We can get you a better one.

Leia, sighing: I’m sure.