#incorrect katseye

[incorrectkatseye]

Manon: Please, Daniela, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Manon: I’m sorry Daniela.

Manon: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Daniela: It has to be done.

Manon:

Daniela:

Manon:

Daniela: *Places +4* Uno.

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Manon: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener

Daniela: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them

Yoonchae: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night

Sophia: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other

Lara: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending

Megan: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23

[bambisnc]

. . BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! <3

       𖦹 ･ ➷ in which accidentally texting the wrong number ends up costing you a stranger's relationship. correction : a hot stranger's relationship. on that note, uh, hey siri, is it morally incorrect to date someone whose relationship you just broke up? ...

### . STARRING ⌢ nishimura riki, yang jungwon from enhypen. kim minji, kang haerin from njz. lee chanyoung from riize. han dongmin, kim donghyun from boynextdoor. noh yunah, sakai moka from illit. lara rajgopalan from katseye. lee donghwa from kickflip.

### . GENRE ⌢ smau + crack + fluff

### . CW ⌢ swearing + questionable humor + this work does NOT condone cheating + no actual cheating occurs ˖ ✧

### . SUGGESTED 🎧 ⌢ break up with your girlfriend, ariana grande. so high, doja cat. drive u crazy, minnie. flu, ive. how long, charlie puth.

### . TAGLIST ⌢ open! send in asks or replies to be added >< @wonkixo @nicholasluvbot @notcamii @rikisgeef @inishij @pkjay @lisamrrth @enhamonsterghoul @nikirangs @starbyeol1512 @skzenhatxt-stan @tasnemluvs @wonuziex @sol3chu @vixialuvs @s0shroe @jaerisdiction @reikaxslvr @jeonginontopforever @i03jae @notab1tchwho @pookalicious-hq @paradiseoflosers @rikidaze @shhh1233728 @reveurdoll @ilovewonyo @yumilovesloona @riribelle @kirakun @ilovbeshotaro @wonzzziezzzz @cherryangel-coke @luvleyylina @rikiscupid @sunooluuvr @queenriki7 @stvrriki @mbella607 @chloelr60 @hoonieluv @eliiifnt55 @lovuegi @j-ji-jia @urmomdotcom5678 @right-person-wrong-time @ewsnup @fluerchive @rairaiblog @starzyviolet ⋆

🗨️ .. ⌞ XOXO ⌝ ok let's go. + [m.list]

𐙚 ° ˖ 0000. what does cat food have to do w my breakup

𐙚 ° ˖ 0001. introz [ dummies 101 || 5chalant + 1 emo mf ]

𐙚 ° ˖ 0002. aquaman privileges are EARNED nawt given

𐙚 ° ˖ 0003. speedrunning beef : a tutorial

𐙚 ° ˖ 0004. ok so where jackson wang @? [ written + texts ]

𐙚 ° ˖ 0005. tba

𐙚 ° ˖ 0006. tba

𐙚 ° ˖ 0007. bro is fr out here quoting tiktok sounds at me 🙏🙏 [ written + texts ]

𐙚 ° ˖ 0008. us emos gotta stick tgt.

𐙚 ° ˖ 0009. tba

𐙚 ° ˖ 0010. wsg gang (romantically).

  [@bambisnc] 2k25

[cinnamanz]

— ✩♬ ₊˚. ONLY ON CAMERA ᝰ.ᐟ DANIELA AVANZINI

❝𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑,

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀.❞

when katseye's main dancer daniela avanzini accidentally throws shade at chart-topping singer y/n l/n on an interview, the internet erupts in chaos. with y/n already in hot waters with the press over her latest scandal, both their pr teams scramble for damage control. the solution? a 'picture-perfect' fake relationship to turn the headlines in their favor.

❝𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄,

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀.❞

tags .ᐟ smau, crack, fluff, one-sided hate, love-hate relationship, coarse language, suggestive themes, celebrity! au, sexual jokes, mentions of substances, highly toxic relationships, red flags, toxic ppl, angst sometimes, my writing (shite)

featuring .ᐟ katseye, p1harmony, enhypen, aespa n more celebs.

pairing .ᐟ daniela avanzini x female reader.

status .ᐟ completed— 21 jan 25.

notes .ᐟ this smau was made for fun and entertainment. it is not an actual portrayal of the people mentioned in this smau, nor are the photos used to portray y/n. let's just say that some kpop groups mentioned are living in california. y/n is lwk based off billie eilish. ignore timestamps. divider cred : @/mikeykuns.

❝𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄,

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀.❞

❝𝐃𝐎𝐍’𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒,

𝐈 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒.❞

PROFILES!

THANK YOU BEYONCÉ KATZEYE BY MEGAN KATZEYE BY MEGAN PT. 2

01. 2014 justin beiber but worse

02. zoo wee mama

03. DATING

04. not spiderman

05. yuri blunt

06. coffee

07. punching a wall

08. pr relationship in doubt

09. lunch

10. dickhead

11. schizophreniatitis

12. stronger than us

13. shade

14. dream... nightmare?

15. angel

16. solace

17. woman loving winner

18. peace

19. pretty cute

20. MY SHAYLA

21. want to know

22. come home

23. GOD PLEASE BRING OUR FAMILY BACK TOGETHER

24. FUCK MY DISGUSTING GAY LIFE

25. assthetic

26. count your days

27. welcome back princess diana

28. congratulations?

29. albums and pcs

30. licked my screen

31. pc gone missing

32. nutcase

33. welcome home

34. our baby

35. my passenger princess and her mami

36. save the dates

37. fam meeting

38. come home pt. 2

39. 3AM

40. heavy

41. wake up

42. what the hell, no

43. understand

44. not so weird psychotic way

45. accurate representation?

46. casual

47. children of divorce

48. yuri gods

49. messages

50. whoremembers

51. she

52. the end!

bonus! incorrect texts and tweets

™ CINNAMANZ 2025

— please do not repost, copy, translate, or take from my work in any way without permission. thank you! xx

[meiyokbf]

headcannon | megan x transmasc!reader

author’s note: so so so excited to finally be writing for the katz! lemme know what you guys think of this, and please excuse my poor grammar, lol.

warnings: pre transition!reader at the beginning, transmasc!reader, obvi. it kinda goes for both non-binary readers and transmen, too. hrt therapy & top surgery mentioned. nsfw at the end, MDNI.

🏷️: katseye x reader, megan x reader, katseye smut, katseye, megan skiendiel, transmasc reader.

megan had absolutely NO CLUE that you were having these kinds of thoughts about your gender identity.

which is why she got a little bit surprised when you came out to her as transmasc.

poor girl couldn’t get the clues. 😭

but needless to say she was the most supportive girlfriend ever since the very first day.

“look at me, my love…” she held your hands while you looked at her, a couple of tears streaming down your face as you let yourself feel vulnerable in front of her. “tell me your name, hm?”

“(y/n)…” she smiled like a child when she heard it for the first time, kissing your cheek right on top of one of the tears.

“your name is so beautiful, baby.”

you KNOW that she would act like the proudest girlfriend ever.

even though she knew little to nothing about transitioning.

but even though she struggled to understand a few things at first, she never deadnamed you; or used the incorrect pronouns with you.

and god helped the poor soul who did it in front of her.

megan driving you to your first hrt consult!!!!

and of course, getting a speed ticket because of how fast she wanted to get there.

megan writing the day down so she can remember the first day you got your very first t-shot.

and girlie would 100% make you do the “hi my name is (y/n) and i’m one day on testosterone” trend.

megan would absolutely be thrilled when you told her you wanted to tell the katz.

pookie would have to hold her tongue because she was so excited about it that she wanted to share with her sisters asap!!!

and obviously she held your hand tight when you told the girls, even though you knew it’d be alright.

“guys i have a BOYFRIEND NOW!!”

she LOVES LOVES LOVES calling you “my boy” by the way.

unironically changed your contract to “my favorite guy in the world.”

was THRILLED when the T changes started to show.

and pookie would be like “baby look at your BEARD.”

would definitely learn how to help you when you were feeling extra dysphoric.

and would put an alarm on her phone every time you wore a binder to remind both of you that you shouldn’t wear it for more than 6 hours.

obviously would take you to the courthouse to finally kill off your dead name.

and i just KNOW girlie would throw a death-themed party afterwards with a tombstone cake.

megan would take you (and all of the katz) to the trans pride parade in los angeles.

she wouldn’t care if fans noticed her and asked her for pictures, she just wanted to be with you.

and she wanted you to know that she loved you no matter what.

pookie would remind you every day that she was proud of you for doing this. 🥺

megan would leave post-its (exclusively with the colors of your flag) on your kitchen before going to practice.

“don’t forget to eat lunch today, sweet boy!”

“have a nice day, my prince!”

but every now and then she would write the most awful jokes.

“do you speak english or do i need to TRANS-late?”

getting so so so so excited when you finally got cleared for top surgery!!!

almost DEMANDING hybe to give her some weeks off so she could take care of you 24/7.

which, obviously, she did.

girlie wouldn’t let you do ANYTHING when you were post-op.

“megan you don’t have to come to the bathroom with me…”

“but what if you need help to take a shit”

once you got the bandages and the drains off, and you finally got to see your new chest, megan cried more than you did.

and she obviously took 300 pictures so she could look at your chest whenever she wanted.

once you got comfortable with it, she showed them to the katz too.

“it must suck that i have the hottest boyfriend ever and you guys don’t.”

overall she would be the sweetest person in the world ugh.

now here’s where it gets funny.

megan was SO scared to have sex with you at first.

not because she didn’t know what to do, because she surely did.

but she was terrified of crossing a boundary with you or doing something that triggered your dysphoria.

so you guys had a long, long conversation about this before she could actually relax and feel a little less anxious about fucking you.

babes, let’s face it. that girl is a bottom.

even when she tops, she subs.

she just wants to make you feel good all of the time.

megan would absolutely take advantage of the fact that you had significant bottom growth.

and girlie would put her legs on your lap while you were talking to the katz or doing something that required your attention, just so she could rub her legs on your dick as hard as she could.

would absolutely make you buy the biggest packer available too.

“you know how well i can take you, baby.”

is a sucker for missionary.

it’s when she can feel you the most.

and pookie LOVES dirty talking, too.

with a tiny bit of a daddy kink.

“fuck, daddy… your dick is filling me up so nice, ugh…”

and obviously *cough cough* breeding kink *cough*.

everything that was slightly gender-affirming to you turned the shit out of her.

she wanted you to know that right now, she needed her man to fuck the life out of her.

and also. blowjobs. all. the. time.

she would DIE whenever you came in her mouth.

the feeling of having your t-dick pulsing between her lips made her feel insane.

and every time you’d put her hair up in a ponytail she would melt.

obviously would top you the only way she knows how.

would have her way with you while looking the puppiest she’s ever looked.

“is this good enough, my boy?” “am i being good?”

she wants you to know you’re in charge here.

and she just wants to be good for you.

[delilahprofitt]

wait your post about the katseye ao3 tags being ai generated had me alarmed😭 can you possibly drop @ that you think may have used chatgpt? cuz i also had an inkling that they were when i read some works on ao3 a while back.

okay i guess we'll get messy lol

first off, here are the factors that make me suspect that a writer is using ai to generate their fic. i've listed these (very roughly) from most to least determinative.

(1) the fic is broken up into many short segments or chapters, each beginning with a sensory description of the setting/atmosphere and ending with a vague statement of hope or despair. chatgpt can only generate so much text in one response, and fucking LOVES this structure.

(2) the fic contains other hallmarks of ai writing: excessive use of rule of threes, internal contradictions between chapters or segments, very consistent interspersion of dialogue with descriptions of movement, introducing characters with their full names, very frequent use of m-dashes and almost no semicolons, frequent generic or out-of-place similes/metaphors, and/or perfect spelling or grammar (which on its own is obviously not necessarily determinative).

(3) the fic is improbably long for the time period over which it was posted (for multi-chapter fics), or the author has been producing improbable amounts of fic (e.g., multiple 10k+-word fics posted in a single week).

(4) the fic has a generic or flowery high-level summary - think, "in a crisis, pregnant [X] faces danger, love, and strength as his chosen family rallies to save him."

(5) the author's notes and/or responses to comments show a markedly different writing style or level of fluency compared to the fic they are producing.

(6) the fic is g-rated (on its own, not determinative), or the e-rated portions of the fic have a markedly different style or quality. chatgpt is loath to generate erotica.

(7) the author's pre-2023 works are markedly different in style and quality, or the author has no ao3 presence before 2023 (obviously less determinative).

(8) characterization is generic or nonsensical, vague backstories are alluded to that make no sense, or characters are shoehorned into tropes that make no sense given what we know of their personalities. this is barely determinative at all, except in extreme cases (characters are referred to with incorrect pronouns, physical descriptions are wildly inaccurate, et cetera).

(9) the fic has a nebulous sense of slick genericism (are you sensing a pattern?) that triggers my spidey-senses.

if you want to see an example of a user in another fandom who is obviously generating their fic, you can look at this profile. that said, here are four authors in katseye fandom who i believe are using ai to generate their work:

muffinzue. fics with many short chapters, nearly all structured as described above, and generic high-level summaries of the kind discussed above. also, very generic and inaccurate characterization - for example, in this fic, manon was referred to as being french rather than swiss, which is the kind of assumption chatgpt would reasonably make when presented with the name "manon." the author has edited that detail, but it's preserved in a confused comment.

Sokeefethewildsrorkatseyefan. look at their multichapter fic--five out of six chapters follow the exact structure described above, ending with generic and repetitive statements of hope for the future. the end of the fourth chapter is structured differently and also contains errors--tense changes, spelling mistakes, et cetera--that are not present anywhere else, which leads me to believe that the author did write that portion, probably to get around chatgpt's unwillingness to generate erotic content.

eyamphz. their fics are either one-shots or segmented, and most segments follow the structure described above. look in particular at their most recent fic, where the chapters are in essence repetitive and end with similar "revelations." many other hallmarks of ai writing.

imoverthis_zero. look in particular at their short one-shots, which follow exactly the structure described above. also: high-level summaries in recent fics (whereas their older fics have short and unpunctuated summaries), dialogue structured and punctuated as described above, and many other hallmarks of ai writing.

a number of other fics in the tag set off alarms for me, but i've tried to only include ones about which i feel certain!

[incorrectkatseye]

Manon: *Gasp*

Daniela: wHAT??

Manon: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Daniela: *inhales*

Lara, in another room with Megan: Why can I hear screeching?

[incorrectkatseye]

Daniela: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.

Manon: Voldemort?

Daniela: No.

Manon: Is it Voldemort?

Daniela: It's not Voldemort.

Manon: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.

[incorrectkatseye]

Sophia: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Yoonchae: It was me...

Sophia: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[incorrectkatseye]

Sophia: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

Yoonchae: That doesn't exist.

Sophia: Not with that attitude.

[incorrectkatseye]

Megan: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to her chest*

Yoonchae: We have a heart?

Megan: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

[incorrectkatseye]

*In a group chat*

Sophia: A pegan just flew into my window.

Daniela: Pegan?

Lara: A what?

Manon: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.

Megan: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO!

Manon: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.

Megan: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.

Sophia: I literally just made a typo-

[incorrectkatseye]

Daniela, Manon & Yoonchae: *screaming*

Sophia: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Yoonchae?!

Daniela: Wait, why are you asking Yoonchae that when Manon and I are also here?

Sophia: Because Yoonchae wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

[incorrectkatseye]

Sophia: What happened?!

Manon: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Sophia: Sh-short??

Manon: Shit's fucked.

Sophia: Okay, long.

Manon: Shit's very fucked.

[incorrectkatseye]

Lara: Manon...

Manon: Oh no, 'Manon' in B flat.

Manon: You're disappointed.

[incorrectkatseye]

Manon: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Manon: One... two... three.

Daniela: ...

Manon: ...

Manon: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.