#incorrect kpop adjacent

[rocksibblingsau]

I usually wait for the most current "Incorrect Quotes" to be answered before making another one but it seems like the last one I did is either lost in the askbox or got got by tumblr (no hard feelings btw I know this stuff happens all the time lmao and I still have that one saved on my notes so if it truly got lost I can just resent it)

But I was really feeling like making another one, sooo.... Enjoy "Even even even more Incorrect AU Branchs and Adjacent Characters Quotes Yippee"!

Val: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Rock Branch: Really? Name one law

Val: ...Don't kill people?

Rock Branch: ...That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Laguna: Can I be frank with you guys?

Trollex: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Synth: Can I still be Synth?

Techno Branch: Shh, let Frank speak.

Prince D: Okay, truth or dare?

Funk Branch: Truth

Prince D: How many hours you slept this week?

Funk Branch:

Funk Branch: ...Dare

Prince D: Go to bed.

Funk Branch: I don't like this game.

Chaz: I think we should kiss.

SJ Branch: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Kim-Petit: Uhm, Wani, why are we pretending we're this guy's family again?

Wani: We need money!

Baby Bun: We're scamming him?

Wani: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him...?

Baby Bun: What?! No way!

Ari: Why not? We already stole Branch-kun!

8 years old Kpop Branch: Hey, guys.

Gomdori: No, we didn't. Branch-kun can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants!

Kpop Branch: I wanna steal

Baby Bun: *Offended gasp*

John Dory: You’re alive...

Parasite Branch: No need to sound so disappointed.

Holy: I can't believe ya live nearby and ya ain't letting anyone crash at your place

Country Branch: You people already know too damn much about me.

Gus: I know exactly three facts about ya, and one of them is that ya won't let any of us crash at your place

Classical Branch, sewing: I am absolutely delighted by sewing needles! I make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab a hooligan's eye out of their skull, I can make mittens... The possibilities are endless!

Dante: Beloved friend, could you care to repeat that middle part if you were so inclined?

Classical Branch: I can make mittens!

Hickory: Are you sure dis iz de right direction?

Dickory: Ya, I am as sure as I am honest!

Yodeler Branch: In dat case, vve're definitely lost.

Demo: If Val, Petra and I were drowning, who would you save?

Rock Branch: You three can't swim?

Val: It's a hypothetical question, dude! Who would you save?

Rock Branch: My time and effort.

Funk Branch: I really like Eminem

Cooper: I prefer skittles

Prince D: He's talkin about the rapper

Cooper: Why would he eat the wrapper?

Parasite Branch: Time sensitive question, how do I flirt with boy???

Rock Branch: Throw rocks at him

Techno Branch: Hot Dogs

Smooth Jazz Branch: Kill him.

Parasite Branch: Thanks, guys!

Funk Branch: Lownote is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Rock Branch: Punch him in the stomach! Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Country Branch: Tackle 'em

SJ Branch: Dump him.

Kpop Branch: Kick him in the shin!

Classical Branch: Absolutely not to all of those! Just request him to lean down!!!

Canon Branch: Fine! Judge all you want but...

Canon Branch, points at Classical: You married a lesbian.

Canon Branch, points at Country: You left a man at the altar.

Canon Branch, points at Funk: You fell in love with a gay ice dancer.

Canon Branch points at Rock: You threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire.

Canon Branch, points at Funk: And you live in a box!

I will try to hunt down the last incorrect quotes. I have 400 messages.

I love these though, especially the first two.

[honmoon]

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[incorrectblackmoo]

Yonghee: It’s hard being the only famous person in the family.

[incorrectblackmoo]

Solar: Unnie, did you take my Lipton cheque?

Yonghee: It’s compensation for teaching you to be beautiful.

Moonbyul: It’s only fair, unnie.

Solar, pouting: She took your Davich cheque, too.

Moonbyul: I’d give her my life.

[incorrectblackmoo]

Yonghee: Everybody thinks that I study abroad because I love learning new languages.

Yonghee: It's nice that people think I'm smart, but if you lived with Yongsun and the intruder-

Yonghee: You would escape across the world as often as possible too.