#incorrect moonsun

[moonycriesdies]

Them

[shiba-chuu]

~After another fight~

Solar: Fine! I don't give a shit!

Moonbyul: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Solar: We’ve got ten minutes. Get dressed.

Moonbyul: Oh, that was so close to the perfect sentence...

[gaypopincorrect]

Mamamoo Incorrect #3

Moonbyul: *rolls over in bed* You awake?

Solar: *rolls over too* Mm... Yeah. *kisses Moon’s nose*

Moonbyul: *cuddles up to Solar*

~meanwhile~

Hwasa: *also rolls over in bed* You awake?

Wheein: *violently flops over*

The fuck you want?

[incorrectblackmoo]

Jennie, exhausted: Worst thing your girlfriend's done this week. I'll go first.

Jennie: Jisoo trained Dalgom to bite Lisa whenever she speaks.

Irene: The zoo called me because Seulgi got drunk and got in the bear enclosure.

Irene: She said she wanted to "commune with family."

Solar: Moonbyul lit off fireworks under Wheein's bed.

Solar: Do you know how hard it's been to get her to sleep alone?

Jennie: Absolute terrors. At least Jisoo's at the dorm entirely alone.

Irene: Really? Seulgi said she was meeting Jisoo, but an unnie was there to supervise.

Solar, suddenly sweating: Weird because Byul said she and Seulgi were working on a song together, but that she'd be on her best behavior because multiple juniors would be there.

Jennie: Fuck.

Irene: Jennie call an ambulance, Solar call fire, and I'll call the zoo!

[incorrectmamamamamooquotes]

Solar: My wife and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other.

Moonbyul: We've been awake since Friday.

Solar: Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

[mamamoo-gay]

Wheein: I officially identify as a platypus.

Wheein: I'm a combination of all things weird that make no sense together

Wheein: oh yeah and I confuse straight people on a daily.

[incorrect-kpop-ggs]

Moonbyul: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?

Solar: What did you do?

[tovanori]

when i have art block I draw memes to get me out of it

based on @incorrect-kpop-ggs​ ‘s text post

[kpopinocorrect]

mamamoo

Solar: I don’t even wanna talk to her until I know for sure that she’s gay!

Hwasa:

Solar: Wait, what are you d-

Hwasa: Excuse me, Moonbyul! What color lipstick are you wearing?

Moonbyul: Oh, I don’t wear lipstick! Just chapstick.

Hwasa: Oh, nice!

Hwasa: [walking back past Solar] Gay.

[blue-orangeade]

thinking about how dispatch caught solar going out on a date and making out with some man in a suit but then the man turned out to be moonbyul in disguise and no one questioned it

[shiba-chuu]

Solar: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Moonbyul: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Solar: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Hwasa: *on a walkie talkie* This is Hwasa, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Solar: Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?

Moonbyul: That could be the name of my autobiography.

[avrilavisthesweet]

mamamoo incorrect.

wheein: Why are solar and moonbyul sitting with their backs to each other? hwasa: They had a fight. wheein: Then why are they holding hands? hwasa: They get sad when they fight.

[incorrectblackmoo]

Moonbyul: I’m not gay!

Moonbyul: Liking being called handsome, wearing suits, sleeping with Yongsun, and owning 3 Corgis are all deeply heterosexual activities.

Hwasa: Please repeat the one in the middle.

Moonbyul: Wearing suits.

[incorrectmamamamamooquotes]

Moonbyul: Wheein, you gotta treat a car like you treat a woman.

Solar, Moonbyul's girlfriend: (glaring intently) Go on…

Moonbyul: No, I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.