#incorrect last hours

[stormwvr]

james and lucie herondale whenever will speaks of jem

[culiehua]

magnus: i'm not sure what my kids did in this room, but based on the debris pattern I'd say they ritually sacrificed a chocolate donut

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: Fuck off, old man.

All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?

Tomura: The last number.

[logicaldelta]

Bruce: go have a nap while you're on your break

Tim, grumbling: whatever

*30 minutes later*

Dick: hey! How was your power nap? :D

Tim: I didn't sleep

Dick: ...I held out hope that you would

Tim: sorry not sorry?

[starrieshq]

Tessa: Crap. The printer broke while printing Kit's birthday invitations.

Jem: What was it supposed to say?

Tessa: "Kit's Birthday"

Jem: What does it say now?

Tessa: "Kit's Bi"

Jem:

Jem: Works out either way.

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the bau

JJ: "...Why are you here, Babe?"

Emily, sitting under a tree: "Sergio climbed up there"

JJ: "...He can't get back down?"

Emily: "Nope"

JJ: "...Why did you adopt the stupidest cat there is?"

Emily: "He reminded me of Spencer-"

[heronchildlove]

*Alastair and Thomas saying goodbye before they separate for a mission*

Alastair: Please, be safe.

Matthew *gingerly pulls James's face towards him*: Please, be safe.

James *putting his hand over Matthew's*: I'll be safe. I'll be so safe for you.

Alastair, bright red: Stop that, stop. I'm gonna kill you.

Matthew and James: But how would that keep us safe?

[sharksandsquirrelsandsnakes-ohmy]

Stiles, having been kidnapped again: And, honestly, that's why I'm scared to ship any two Star Wars characters ever again before seeing their family tree. I mean, I don't want the franchise to end up like Game of Thrones— dying of incest-born diseases and poor write—

Kidnapper: DO YOU EVER SHUT UP???

Stiles: No really, no. Maybe if I'm unconscious but I've been told I talk in my sleep too—

Kidnapper: Shut up!

Kidnapper: Fuck this. This isn't worth the money. Get out!

Stiles, having already untied his own restaints: Man, I thought it was going to take you longer to let me go. Didn't even get to all the Percy Jackson characters being cousins.

[marrr444]

Belial: My grandchildren accused me of favoritism.

James:

Lucie:

Everyone:

Belial: It is quite true, the girl version of my grandson is utterly useless to me.

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: we're out of coffee

Peter: we hid it, its been 2 days since you got any rest. You need to sleep.

Tony: 3 days actually

Tony: why did I just volunteer that information?

Peter: Because you need to go to sleeeeeep

[kaitcreates]

Thomas: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

James: Actually we have three.

Matthew: Pick your favorite!

[culiehua]

jamie: can i have some of your candy?

will: i got this for father's day

jamie: you're only a dad because of me

[braxix]

Elrond, delirious: Do drink the water, it's meat.

Maedhros: I think someone needs a nap... or a healer.

[resident-wof-expert]

Kinkajou: Do you want some bone-hurting juice?

Clay: ...why would I want that?

Kinkajou: To make your bones hurt? I thought the name was pretty self-explanatory.

Clay: Why would I want my bones to hurt?

Kinkajou: I don't know, that's your business. That's why I'm asking if you want some.

Clay: Are you drinking any?

Kinkajou: No. I don't want my bones to hurt.

[synonymroll2121]

Bambi

Teo : I call Aurelio Bambi sometimes. Teo : He thinks it’s cause he’s cute. Teo : Little does he know it’s cause I wanna shoot his mother with a rifle.

[starrieshq]

Alastair: I feel like doing something stupid.

Thomas: I'm stupid, do me.