#incorrect malec

[dayque]

Rafa: So...?

Alec: So, what?

Magnus: Was the test positive?

Alec: It's a diagnostic process, not a covid test!

Max: So you didn't test positive...?

Alec:

Alec: Positive for autism, yes

Rafa: I knew it! You owe me 15 dollars bapak!

[shum-baby]

Alec: what's your body count?

Magnus: Sex or murder?

Alec: ???

Magnus: Either way it's high

[dayque]

Alec and Magnus hahaha

jeremy and jean

[overheardinidris]

Alec: How can you tell if someone is flirting with you?

Magnus: They touch you a lot while talking.

Alec: That never happens.

Magnus: *brushes his arm* I’m sure it does!

Alec: I can’t think of a single time that’s ever happened.

[culiehua]

magnus: i'm not sure what my kids did in this room, but based on the debris pattern I'd say they ritually sacrificed a chocolate donut

[belladonna-flavor]

Izzy spending the night at Mangus and Alec’s apartment because she was feeling sad.

Izzy: I won’t sleep anywhere you’ve got laid…

Alec, looking all around the apartment: you want to go back to the institute?

Magnus: *choking*

Izzy: *horrified*

[carelessflower]

Max: dad-dad!!! does bapak read dinosaurs to me lots cause he was there with them

Alec: yes, he created the asteroid that wiped them out

Magnus: okay I'm old but not that old

Rafael: bet he was the one to eat the apple and framed Eva bc he's a coward😔😔😔

[fluffyballme]

so here’s my take on this meme but main couples in TMI

jace and clary

magnus and alec

simon and izzy

[lurafita]

Clary: Magnus, keep an eye on Jace today, please. He is going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Magnus: Sure, I'd love to see Jace getting punched.

Alec: Try again.

Magnus, sighing: I will try to stop Jace from getting punched.

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Alec: Chairman Meow is staring at me. Magnus: That’s totally normal. Magnus: He’s a cat, Alec. Alec: Don’t you think he talks about us when he goes out? Magnus: *Smirks* Oh, absolutely. He probably meets up with his friends and says, “So, you know that fabulous warlock and his clueless-but-cute Nephilim boyfriend? Yeah, I live with them."

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Alec: So, what’s your type? Magnus: Dark-haired, blue eyes, goth outfits, dense and shorter than me. Alec: That sounds like me, but too bad I am not a girl ^-^ Magnus: Did I mention dense? Alec: Yes. Magnus: Just checking.

[dayque]

Magnus: Alec, why you did not tell me that you were in pain? I could help...

Alec: You can’t

Mágnus: I did in the past, I can do it again

Alec: No you didn't, you make it less big, less scary and less bright but the pain is still in there, is always there. I always feel tired and like I am about to pass out but I stands up anyways and keep going. You can’t help me, my love, I don't think even the Angel could. I am never okay and feeling less horrible a few minutes just make it worse when it comes back as huge it's.

Magnus: But I don't want to see you suffer! You are asking me for stop trying

Alec: I am asking you for look at my suffer by my side, I don't want more pain killers, I want you. Can you still love even when I am broken?

Magnus: You are not

Alec: I am

[justarandomgirly]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[the-ultimate-obsessive-fangirl]

Guys after this scene ⇩⇩⇩⇩

You aint telling me that Magnus didn't use his magic in the bedroom like seriously

[overheardinidris]

Magnus: you deserve an award for putting up with me

Alec: it’s called marriage, sweetheart

[culiehua]

*Malec discussing what seafood they like*

Alec: I don't like lobster or crab

Max, trying to be part of the conversation but has never had shellfish in his life: I don't like...starfish.