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[dewey-ing-it]

Penumbra: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a whole 12 cycles now. No response.

Della: Wow. They sound stupid.

Penumbra: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.

Della: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey!

I love you!"

Penumbra: I guess you're right. Hey Della, I love you.

Della: See! Just say that!

Penumbra: Holy fucking shit.

Della: If that flies over their head then, sorry Penny, but they're too dumb for you.

Penumbra: ... Della

[shewhowantsmouseears]

[podcast-official]

buddy: why are juno and peter sitting with their backs to each other

rita: they had a fight

buddy: then why are they holding hands?

rita: they get sad when they fight

[writebackatya]

Penumbra: All right, Duck, I don’t like you, and you don’t like me!

Della: I like you.

Penumbra: Um, all right. You like me, but I don’t like you.

Della: Maybe you’d like me if you got to know me!

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

Nureyev as Rex: Let me buy you a drink. Shipment directly from earth. [pouring drink] Jaeger?

Juno, Martian with the music taste of a middle aged dad, sweating: Jaeger?..as in Moves Like ??

[weirdkev27]

Louie: *opens the door and see Penumbra with a knife sticking out of her head* Hey Mama Penny.

Penumbra: Hello, Green Della. *comes inside while Louie heads out. Penumbra puts her armor on the coatrack and heads for the living room. She sits down, pulls her feet up and watches tv.*

Della:*comes in with food and beverage on a tray and screams* You got a knife sticking out of your head!!!

Penumbra: Ehh, don’t fuss over it.

Della: Don’t fuss? We got to get you to the hospital!

Penumbra: Nah, you go to a hospital. Doctor always finds something wrong with you.

Della:*puts the food tray in Penumbra’s lap* May I at least ask what happened?

Penumbra:*takes a bite of her sandwich* Some punk attacked me on the bridge. Threw them over. Great pickle loaf sandwich, honey. *washes it down with her drink*

Della: May I at least-

Penumbra: STOP MOON BADGERING ME!

[emmikay]

Ed: I can explain.

Winry: Can you?

Ed: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[alex31624]

Penumbra: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Della: It was autocorrect.

Penumbra: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Della: Yes.

[janusfanatic]

[the sides discussing what they’d wish for if they were given a wish]

Logan: I would wish for everyone of us to receive of a wish.

Roman: Typically wishing for more wishes is considered taboo.

Logan: Then I would wish for that taboo to be lifted, as well as an additional wish. And with that additional wish I would wish for all of us to receive a wish.

Virgil: You can’t do that. If you did that, you might as well wish for a million wishes.

Logan: An excellent idea. I wish for a million wishes, then.

[harpie-raven]

*onboard the Carte Blanche*

Juno: Uhhhhh……Buddy? What’re you wearing?

Buddy: My emotions darling, stress couture—

[jazflower]

Peter Nureyev: Is finally back.

Me:

Peter Nureyev: Is mean to Ruby Seven

Me:

[shewhowantsmouseears]

[foxymc]

Penumbra: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now! No response.

Della: Wow. She sounds stupid. 

Penumbra: She is not. Just... very dense.

Della: You need to be more obvious. Perhaps say, "Hey! I love you!” 

Penumbra: I suppose you’re right. Hey Della, I love you. 

Della: That’s perfect! Yes, just say that. If that flies over her head then she's too dumb for you. 

Penumbra:

Penumbra: Della

[writebackatya]

Penumbra representing the Moonlanders at the United Nations after the Moonvasion:

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

Season 2 Juno: I will live and I will love but by God I will not laugh

[weirdkev27]

Penumbra: Dewey, what are you doing?

Dewey:*shaking along with the paint can shaker* If you shake fast enough it looks like the paint is still.

Della:*shaking as well* Hey Penny, he’s right. Hahaha!