#source: penumbra

[emmikay]

Ed: I can explain.

Winry: Can you?

Ed: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[writebackatya]

Penumbra: All right, Duck, I don’t like you, and you don’t like me!

Della: I like you.

Penumbra: Um, all right. You like me, but I don’t like you.

Della: Maybe you’d like me if you got to know me!

[witchpuppies]

Ducktales 2017 Season 2 episode 7: "Whatever happened to Della Duck?".

[weirdkev27]

Louie: *opens the door and see Penumbra with a knife sticking out of her head* Hey Mama Penny.

Penumbra: Hello, Green Della. *comes inside while Louie heads out. Penumbra puts her armor on the coatrack and heads for the living room. She sits down, pulls her feet up and watches tv.*

Della:*comes in with food and beverage on a tray and screams* You got a knife sticking out of your head!!!

Penumbra: Ehh, don’t fuss over it.

Della: Don’t fuss? We got to get you to the hospital!

Penumbra: Nah, you go to a hospital. Doctor always finds something wrong with you.

Della:*puts the food tray in Penumbra’s lap* May I at least ask what happened?

Penumbra:*takes a bite of her sandwich* Some punk attacked me on the bridge. Threw them over. Great pickle loaf sandwich, honey. *washes it down with her drink*

Della: May I at least-

Penumbra: STOP MOON BADGERING ME!

[penumbrapodcastincorrectquotes]

Juno: Duh I ate dirt as a child who didn’t. It tasted good.

Nureyev: Juno, my love, that is not a normal childhood experience and this is coming from me

[janusfanatic]

[the sides discussing what they’d wish for if they were given a wish]

Logan: I would wish for everyone of us to receive of a wish.

Roman: Typically wishing for more wishes is considered taboo.

Logan: Then I would wish for that taboo to be lifted, as well as an additional wish. And with that additional wish I would wish for all of us to receive a wish.

Virgil: You can’t do that. If you did that, you might as well wish for a million wishes.

Logan: An excellent idea. I wish for a million wishes, then.

[solarianvoidthearoace]

I need to get the fuck back into Juno Steel

I haven’t listened to anything Juno’verse since the reveal that the Ruby 7 is genuinely sentient and a shapeshifter

…I also need to catch up on The Amelia Project… (which, incidentally, I had already tried to get back into the flow)

And then Cellar Letters updated recently and… ugh too many brilliant Podcasts

[harpie-raven]

*onboard the Carte Blanche*

Juno: Uhhhhh……Buddy? What’re you wearing?

Buddy: My emotions darling, stress couture—

[acespirit]

The Arrest of Peter Nureyev

Peter Nureyev in Prison

The Escape of Peter Nureyev

Peter Nureyev Versus Herlock Sholmes Stuno Jeel

How Peter Nureyev Stole Christmas

[foxymc]

Penumbra: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now! No response.

Della: Wow. She sounds stupid. 

Penumbra: She is not. Just... very dense.

Della: You need to be more obvious. Perhaps say, "Hey! I love you!” 

Penumbra: I suppose you’re right. Hey Della, I love you. 

Della: That’s perfect! Yes, just say that. If that flies over her head then she's too dumb for you. 

Penumbra:

Penumbra: Della

[iteration-penumbra]

Grounded stars, ossified horizons

[ijustgotherebro]

Penumbra: for a guy who's been with thousands of women you really dont seem to know what your doing down there

Sunblast: what is this? Mind games!?

Penumbra: this is an honest conversation with a women

Sunblast: stop it's tourture!

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

So Many Questions That Don't Need To be Answered

Green Rod: Yes, my children's father is actually a nuclear zombie and a villain. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with, but we've managed to make it work all these years. Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.

Dr. Penumbra: Eh, works for me.

Dr. Mauser Jr: Me too.

Sunblast: ...Yeeeeeaaah, but how did you and metal head...

Green Rod:(in the exact same tone of voice) Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.

[geniuscomediae]

hello tumblr I have choice paralysis so I decided to let YOU choose wich fictional podcast I'll listen to NEXT!!

options are all the podcasts I already desperately want to listen to but feel free to leave your faves in tags, preferably with propaganda (shit like "oh there's a trans main character"/"there are mlm monsterfuckers"/"there's this fucked up traumatised guy with anger issues and weird chtonic vibes who is/is implied as trans" immediately gives like +10000 points. propaganda for podcasts already in the poll is also much appreciated)

also I've already listened to tma, penumbra and ch&t and have weird relationship with wtnv (but still love it A LOT)

and let the Hunger Games begin! /hj

[weirdkev27]

Penumbra: Dewey, what are you doing?

Dewey:*shaking along with the paint can shaker* If you shake fast enough it looks like the paint is still.

Della:*shaking as well* Hey Penny, he’s right. Hahaha!

[penumbralwoods]

why am i always the last one to realize im hyperfixated