#incorrect sniz and fondue
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Fondue: Feels good to work with your hands, y’know? Build something real. Sniz: Is this about the Lego set I just watched you build? Fondue: Please leave me alone.
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gamerzylo · 5 years ago
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[In a pet shop]
Pryce: I'm looking for an attack dog - one that would have no problem with chewing off the legs of a tresspasser!
Anton: Eeey, simmer down! This is an exotic pet shop. Only rare and illegal animals sold here! [Holds up a scorpion in a box] Check this out! I just got it in today!
Pryce: Holy fruits!
Anton: It's a Madagascar scorpion, the most lethal arachnid alive!
Pryce: O.O
Anton: One sting and OH BABY WILL YOU DIE!
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Fondue, talking about an action figure: If I take him out of the box he won’t be perfect anymore!! Fondue: I might have a little OCD... Sniz: ADHD! Nice to meet you!
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Fondue: Tell me something I don't know.
Sniz: Yesterday I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.
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To quote the sloppily edited for TV version of Lethal Weapon, I'm too old for this ship.
Fondue
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I never thought I could say this without seeming like a hypocrite, but you are a huge nerd.
Sniz, to Fondue
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