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Girls just wanna kick butt!

June

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blaine: so when taylor swift cheats on her boyfriend it’s ok because we got getaway car, but when i cheat on my boyfriend it’s “toxic” and “manipulative” and “not okay?”

blaine: huh

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Lucas: (leyendo una carta) Está dice… “Retírense… Queremos ver caricaturas”.

Bugs: Pero… nosotros somos caricaturas.

Lucas: De hecho… Quieren otras caricaturas.

Bugs: Oh…

Fuente: KaBlam! (1996 ~ 2000)

[sarahperfectgirlmichelle]

10 of my favorite TV shows

X-files

Beverly Hills 90210

Meet the Press

Politically Incorrect

The Simpsons

Futurama

Doug

Boy Meets World

The Wonder Years

Mary Tyler Moore Show

Perfect Strangers

Small Wonder

Out of this World

Blossom

Jeopardy

Win Ben Stein's Money

Sailor Moon

Caroline in the City

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Gilmore Girls

Twin Peaks

ALF

Clarissa Explains it All

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Twilight Zone

Tales of the Crypt Keeper

Dinosaurs

Muppet Babies

Who's the Boss?

Sister Sister

Hey Dude

Celebrity Deathmatch

Crank Yankers

Full House

Handmaid's Tale

House of Cards

The Wire

Mr. Wizard

Beakman's World

nature documentaries narrated by Sir David Attenborough

Love Connection

$10,000 Pyramid

The Newlywed Game

The Price is Right

Home Improvement

the Outer Limits

Forensic Files

America's Most Wanted

Cheaters

Catfish

Pimp My Ride

Rick Steve's Europe

America's Test Kitchen

Sliders

The Pretender

Law & Order

Matlock

Perry Mason

Get Smart

Inspector Gadget :(

Rockford Files

Dragnet

Orange Is The New Black

Captain Planet

Lamb Chop's Play Along

Double Dare

ER

NYPD Blue

Scrubs

21 Jump Street

Mork n Mindy

Murphy Brown

Ally McBeal

Dexter

Breaking Bad

NCIS

Dawson's Creek (but we don't admit that one)

Three's Company

Andy Griffith Show

Taxi

Bobby's World

Eek the Cat

Invader Zim

Southpark

Animaniacs

KaBlam!

The Joy of Painting

The Facts of Life

Golden Girls

Gilligan's Island

Squid Game

Married w/ Children

Cheers!

Deadly Women

Deadly Sins

Fatal Vows

Married with Secrets

Web of Lies

I (almost) Got Away With It

til Death do us part (i think you get the point. great background noise for while youre cleaning. really sends the message that theyre the big baddie)

Snapped

Unusual Suspects (i think this is the one i nick'd "(at least) that b*tch had it coming" how can anyone be such a b*tch and not watch their 6)

Baywatch Nights

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“You're so mean” if you weren't fucking stupid I wouldn't have to be mean to you. Change starts with you.

June, to Henry

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We all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe and cries "PLEASE DON'T HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED" during METAL PIPE NITE.

June, about Henry

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Henry: Nothing bad has happened today! Henry: Henry: I probably shouldn't have said that. June: Here come the locusts.

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The Mayor: That's it! Everyone dies! Say goodbye, Action Losers! The Flesh: Well that's not very nice. The Mayor: OF COURSE NOT! I'M FUCKING EVIL!

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I'm rewiring the phones for speed-dial, so like, if you have to call 911 you don't have to push a whole lot of buttons.

Bill the Lab Guy

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Henry: *tries to do something but ends up wrecking the set* June: THIS IS WHY NICKELODEON DOESN'T FUCKING LIKE US!

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Henry: June, do you like making me look like an idiot? Do you? June: You want me to say no, right?

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The Flesh: Naked ain't half-bake-ed! The Flesh: If you take it day-to-day-ked!

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Henry: Are you implying that I'm stupid? June: Wow, for someone who's stupid, you figured that out quickly.

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I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.

Henry

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Henry: *arrives with a black eye and a cut lip* Crew member: What happened to him? June: It's a long story. Henry: Crew member: June: Actually, it's a short story- he did something dumb.

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Fondue: Feels good to work with your hands, y’know? Build something real. Sniz: Is this about the Lego set I just watched you build? Fondue: Please leave me alone.