#incorrect topgun

[military-newsboys]

Mav: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Ice: Yes?

Mav: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Ice: Fuck.

Mav: It's gonna be a fun week!

Ice: I'm going on deployment.

Mav: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker!

[embersareout9]

*The squad is playing a team sport* Slider: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Mav? Ice: Have you ever played a game with Mav? Slider: No… Ice: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* Mav, chasing Goose: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

[living-mites]

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 254

Hangman: Roo is like a candle to me

Bob: Aww because he's the light of your life?

Hangman: No... because I wanna blow him

Bob:

Hangman: Your is so much nicer, I feel bad

[cirr0stratus]

[slidersbabygirl]

Iceman: “They’re children, Mav! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!”

Maverick: *gesturing to the Daggers* "The children yearn for the skies Ice."

[lieutenantfloyd]

Warlock: You have to apologize to Maverick Cyclone: Fine. Cyclone: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[eri-is-online]

VERY old Icemav comic, i seen an incorrect quote along the lines of this and i sat at my drawing tablet giggling to myself the whole time

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Maverick: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning. (high-fives Iceman)

[military-newsboys]

Rooster: it was a calculated risk!! Mav: it was a cross-your-fingers- and-hope-for-the-best risk. believe me, I know the difference.

[nanny-sc]

Watching this scene with family

Dad: Now blonde guy says to the other he is pregnant

Me: Give him a reson to return

Brother: Wtf, they are both men and dont like each other

Dad: Nobody ask your opinion

[embersareout9]

Mav: Last night I found out Ice is a sleep talker. Goose: Oh, really? Mav: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

[living-mites]

Mav: "I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people."

Ice: "you want my hoodie or not?"

Mav: "yeah."

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 206

Hangman: *Does something irresponsible*

Rooster: ... Why are you like this?

Hangman: Aww come on you know you love me

Rooster: Where'd you get that idea?

Hangman:

Rooster:

Hangman: *Sniffles*

Rooster: Wait, I'm sorry I didn't mean it. I LOVE YOU

[cirr0stratus]

One day i’ll shut up

[personfrommars10]

Payback and Fanboy being an idiotic duo but it's just the we need cash song thingy

Payback: we need cash

Fanboy: what happened to our stash?

Payback: I bought an electric guitar

Fanboy: I rented a shiny car

Payback: I went out to lunch, but McDonalds is a thrifty munch

Fanboy: I purchased a random flute

Payback: I hired a prostitute

Fanboy: whatever will we do?

Payback: I know! I will start to sell my body parts

Fanboy: a kidney or a lung

Payback: my liver or my tongue

Fanboy: I'll distribute them in jars to people driving cars

Payback: I have a better plan, I'll marry a wealthy man

Fanboy: wouldn't that make you gay

Payback: not necessarily

Fanboy: that would be okay