#incorrect.yoonmi

[ggukkiedae]

jin: i trusted you!

yoonmi: i’m sorry! i couldn’t control it!

jin: you promised you wouldn’t do it!

namjoon: wait hold on, what did she do?

jin: *tears up* she grew up

[ggukkiedae]

seokjin the day after meeting yoonmi for the first time: i’ve only had yoonmi for a day and a half, if anything happened to her, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

yoonmi: but you wouldn’t really kill anyone, would you? i’d get sad ���

seokjin:...

namjoon: i’ll just speak for everyone and say now none of us can do that and make her sad

[ggukkiedae]

yoonmi: *stubs toe*

yoonmi: shit that hurts!

suga: where the fuck did you learn to swear like that?

yoonmi: *looks into camera like she’s in the office*

jin: MIN YOONGI YOU’VE CORRUPTED OUR CHILD

[ggukkiedae]

interviewer: so miya, you’re in a world famous group

interviewer: you’ve produced award winning and chart topping songs

interview: you’re an ambassador for self-love and an inspiration to the whole world

interview: what’s your dream now?

yoonmi: (no hesitation, with her whole chest) i want to be a penguin

[ggukkiedae]

yoonmi: people think i like fruit shakes or yogurt smoothies in the morning

yoonmi: no, i need my expressos in the morning. it makes me happy

jimin: expresso?

suga taking yoonmi’s coffe and handing her a mug of hot chocolate: she lied. she drinks hot chocolate and pretends it’s coffee to feel mature

suga: it’s espresso, princess

yoonmi: not expresso? 🥺

[ggukkiedae]

yoonmi: hannah unnie as much as i love you why are you here at three in the morning?

hannah: the members were playing mafia

yoonmi: ...

yoonmi: all 23 of them?

hannah: *nodding* i barely made it out alive

[ggukkiedae]

yoonmi: *runs straight into jungkook’s arms crying*

jungkook: who do i need to fight? who hurt you?

yoonmi: my mind keeps telling me i messed up

jungkook: ...

jungkook: tell your mind to square up lemme just go get my boxing gloves

jin: (in the distance) JEON JUNGKOOK!

[ggukkiedae]

yoonmi: but have you ever met someone that’s literally sunshine

jhope: yeah, she’s right in fro—

yoonmi: because i have, and his name is jung hoseok

jhope: 🥺 but you’re my sunshine too

[ggukkiedae]

yoonmi: it’s movie night with tae!

namjoon: wanna let me join?

yoonmi: yes! sit next to me! i want cuddles!

*taehyung puts on cocomelon*

namjoon: uh, tae? i know yoonmi’s our baby, but cocomelon?

taehyung: hyung, look at her! she enjoys it!

yoonmi: *staring intently at the screen while giggling and sipping he chocolate milk*

taehyung: jungkook does, too

jungkook: (from the floor with banana milk in hand, eyes wide at the screen) no i don’t