#incorrectbatfamily

[wwrenwrites]

Hyper Independence

Therapist: Y/N, do you find it difficult to rely on Jason?

Y/N: A bit-

Jason: Lies

Y/N: What?

Jason: You walk into the street while using your phone all the time without looking because you assumed I'd stop you

Y/N: But you do !

Jason: You forget your wallet at home because you assumed I had mine

Wren: Okay, that was once—

Jason: You also stared at me in the car while ago and did not move from your seat. Waiting for me to open the door for you.

Y/N *mumbling*: …. That’s valid though

Therapist *smiling a bit more*: Interesting

[incorrectfandomyquotes]

Tim: Hey! Your shoelace is untied.

Stephanie: I’m aware. It’s a choice.

[wwrenwrites]

MASTERLIST

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HEADCANONS

Filipino! Reader

Multiple Piercing Reader

Independent Reader

Foodie Reader 01

YAPPING

coming soon...

SCENARIOS

a series of head-canons that have a oneshot storyline and have no relation to any of the other chapters.

Scene I : First Kiss

Scene II: Babysitters

ONESHOTS

coming soon...

INCORRECT QUOTES

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

SERIES

prequal

coming soon...

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[incorrectfandomyquotes]

Tim: You shouldn't be using a straw

Stephanie: I know, they're bad for the environment or whatever.

Tim: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti...

[incorrectfandomyquotes]

Staphanie, in a mocking tone: "You don't need to wear make-up habluhbluhbluh!"

Stephanie, applying eyeliner: Like, I don't need to wipe my ass either, but it is, like, a preference of mine.

[bowditch]

diana prince: Do you miss your family?

bruce wayne: No. I miss my dog.

[incorrectfandomyquotes]

Jason: So the other day, I was looking through Damian' search history. One of the things I found was "Lemonade recipe" and I was like 'Oh that's cool, maybe he wants to start up a lemonade stand' but knowing Damian it probably wasn't good. Right below it was "How to make rat poison" and I was like 'That's a little weird... does he want to poison someone?' So I kept searching until I stumbled upon "How to disguise the smell of rat poison" and my first thought was 'Maybe he has a rat problem' but again, knowing Damian, it can't be for anything good. Right below that was "How to convince someone to drink something you made" and I thought 'Oh shit.' Because an hour earlier Damian had convinced me to try some lemonade that he had made and that's when I knew that Damian was trying to poison me. So I came here. ​​​​​​Tim, after spending three hours trying to get the rat poison out of Jason's system: *sarcastically* And here I thought you were just really stupid.