#incredibly self-indulgent thoughts

[star-redfiles]

imagining sakusa with an equally meticulous and cautious partner; and someone who’s just as blunt as he is.

it scared sakusa’s teammates to death when they first met his partner. the brutally honest comments they faced, now double the amount, was almost too much to handle. even to this day, komori still finds it eerie how identical their expressions are when they see something they find disgusting. it’s like they mirrored each other, he thought. they’re both just as careful and diligent in taking care of their own health, as well. they’ve made dates out of their bi-weekly cleaning days. and both of them work equally hard, sharing that persistence and stubbornness to never leave things unfinished. you can always trust this couple to get things done.

beware of making a competition out of anything with them around, though. it would be like putting two flames together. both of them are incredibly competitive, and they'd burn brightly with each other. now, if they were back in highschool together, their classmates would always want either one of them on their teams, whether it be for regular classroom or physical activities. things always got exciting whenever they were pit against each other. on the other hand, getting both of them on your team was a guaranteed win. post-timeskip though, whenever msby or the jnt has any sort of team bonding activities involving partners and family, everyone knows not to get on their bad side. they both get an equally sinister glint in their eyes. if you're teamed up against them, you'd be lucky to come out alive.

even though they burn with equal passion, imagine that sakusa’s partner is just a bit brighter than he is. just because you’re a realist doesn’t mean you can’t be cute about it. they’d colour-code everything with stickers, even sorting the masks, medicines, and vitamin bottles in their shared apartment into adorable little patterned baskets. they have brightly coloured hand sanitisers covered in stickers attached to their bags and even got one for kiyoomi. his teammates would see the almost 2-meter tall athlete carrying around a cactus-shaped hand sanitiser to practice and start teasing him. that is, until his partner comes up from behind him and sends a death stare their way, promptly shutting them up.

so imagine them, a masked couple standing in the corner of a crowded room, facing only each other while avoiding everyone else. imagine the two of them whispering among themselves as they’re pressed against the walls (and each other) with their hands in their pockets. and imagine sakusa’s usual grimace due to the crowd replaced by an almost-smile while they’re talking, maybe even a laugh escaping him.

his partner was almost exactly like him, but with just the pop of colour he needed in life.

[dontwinmarioparty]

Smosh Cast as Pokémon Trainers

Your Rival: Trevor Evarts!

As the newest cast member of Smosh, it may feel like big, intimidating shoes to fill. We all know Trevor’s got the stuff for it, but really coming into your own comedic identity may feel like a challenge.

Partner Pokémon: Applin full team: dipplin, mr rime, quagsire, pangoro, slowking, emboar

Gym 1: Amanda Lehan Canto - Water Type

I've never seen such a good yes-and ability in improv than Amanda, you can tell that she's always down to turn any moment into a good time. Her acting talents spread far and wide, but her life experiences beyond that baffle me. The fact she loves scuba diving was the nail in the coffin for me that she's a master of the water type.

Partner Pokémon: Azumarill full team: azumarill, milotic, floatzel, mareanie, dracovish, starmie

Gym 2: Olivia Sui - Grass Type

Grass is a versatile and varied type, with the vibes of some Pokémon being serene and graceful to Rapidly Approaching Your Location, and Olivia fits that to me. She’s incredibly sweet and affectionate with her friends but is fully willing to commit to a bit and confuse the audience.

Partner Pokémon: Cherrim full team: cherrim, tangrowth, shiftry, lurantis, ferrothorn, whimsicott

Gym 3: Chanse McCrary - Fire Type

Chanse has an edge to him that I could see absolutely light up a battlefield. He’s not afraid to flex and show off during a competitive game, which sometimes leads to his downfall, but never takes back from his intelligence and just overall confidence. He’s got the X factor, which takes perfectly to the fire type.

Partner Pokémon: Blaziken full team: blaziken, skeledirge, volcarona, oricorio, ninetales, delphox

Gym 4: Tommy Bowe - Normal Type

Tommy had a point when he said that the Normal type is filled with a lot of Weird Looking Fellas, and I agree with that, but the normal type also calls for versatility, reliability. Having type immunities and only one weakness makes it a type that’s able to reliably stand on its own legs. With the many hats that Tommy has worn over the years at Smosh, the Normal type makes so much sense.

Partner Pokémon: Porygon-Z full team: porygon-z, audino, ditto, cinccino, lickilicky, drampa

Gym 5: Damien Haas - Ghost Type

Damien’s appearance alone would make the hounds be sent after me if I didn’t put him into the Ghost Type. Though intimidating on the surface, the ghost type, once you get past the hesitation, is full of some of the sweetest Pokémon you’ll ever get to meet. Consistently bringing fan favorites to new games with every generation, I can’t help but be reminded of Damien’s affinity for the spooky and alternative despite everything else about him being so gentle. He deserves the ghost type, and the ghost type deserves him.

Partner Pokémon: Chandelure full team: chandelure, gengar, rotom, cofagrigus, aegislash, sinistcha

Gym 6: Angela Giarratana - Dragon Type

The dragon type is powerful, it’s dominating, but it’s also chaotic, hard to wield, and sometimes outright terrifying. Angela being a dragon tamer makes so much sense to me, personally. Her ability to command a room either willingly or by complete accident with a mistake of word-choice never fails to make me laugh and feel hooked to the screen. Just put a big dragon next to her and that’s only amplified.

Partner Pokémon: Tyrantrum full team: tyrantrum, duraludon, noivern, goodra, alolan exeggutor, dracozolt

Gym 7: Arasha Lalani - Flying Type.

Arasha never fails to surprise me with just how above and beyond she goes in any video. No matter how crazy it gets she’s not afraid to yes-and the vibe and enable the chaos in a room. It makes her a fantastic host. She’s going to soar. She’s going to book a marvel movie. Trust me.

Partner Pokémon: Altaria full team: altaria, crobat, archeops, emolga, tropius, bombirdier

Gym 8: Keith Leak Jr - Electric Type

Keith is insanely underrated in the Smosh cast, and I sincerely believe that the OG Smosh Squad would not be the same without him. He consistently bounces between being a straight-man in a lineup to the most insane within seconds. Down to just his fits every single day, and the fact that he BEAT CANCER??? He’s always got me on my toes. He’s Electric.

Partner Pokémon: Zebstrika full team: zebstrika, alolan raichu, ampharos, luxray, toxtricity, pawmot

Team Rocket (or any evil team) Leader: Spencer Agnew - Dark Type

How could this be possible? The chosen?!! Evil? No..I just ran out of gym leader slots and thought it would be compelling lol. Spencer is a mastermind of comedy both in front of the camera and behind it. He’s funny without necessarily even trying, but yet it always comes across as mischievous, chaos, the most out-of-pocket lines you’ve ever heard. He’s clearly such a good guy, but the dark type, at least to my belief, fits the vibe he brings to the cast so perfectly.

Partner Pokémon: Kingambit full team: kingambit, krookodile, obstagoon, weavile, absol, sableye

The Elite Four:

Before you face the champion, you must go through a gauntlet of four of the strongest trainers in the region. Who might this be?

Courtney Miller - Fairy Type

A directorial mastermind, a comedic powerhouse, and overall just slaying boots the house down, Courtney Miller is nothing short of magical. She breathes a life into Smosh that just leaves me knowing for certain that some of our favorite videos would not be the same without her influence. Her ability to sway from one comedic extreme to another, while still showing that sincerity makes her just such a good fit for the fairy type.

Partner Pokémon: Florges full team: florges, sylveon, mawile, grimmsnarl, primarina, gardevoir

Anthony Padilla - Fighting Type

Our local emo boy. Our local “spent a day with everyone” boy. Someone who we were all overjoyed to have back. Not only being an absolute comedic powerhouse, he proves himself to be a jack of all stoic trades, from painting, to yoga, to starting Smosh with computer programming, his path of self-actualization is one to be admired.

Partner Pokémon: Breloom full team: breloom, toxicroak, scrafty, poliwrath, kommo-o, hitmontop

Shayne Topp - Psychic Type

Without a shadow of a doubt, Shayne has shown that (even if partially for a bit), he listens, he cares, and he hopes for the best for Smosh as a company. His energy in videos and being able to match the vibe of almost anyone that he’s paired with is nothing short of miraculous. He’s psychic. Full stop.

Partner Pokémon: Gallade full team: gallade, meowstic, darmanitan, oranguru, alakazam, reuniclus

Ian Hecox - Ground Type

For almost any cast member you could argue that they’re breathing life into Smosh. But I think one deserving of the title of keeping their feet planted is Ian. The way he showed so much resolve during the fall of Defy, carrying the company through Mythical, and stepping up and taking the operation independent again with Anthony shows nothing short of an incredible amount of dedication. Ground type fits him to me. Earthquake is always on a competitive team somewhere.

Partner Pokémon: Garchomp full team: garchomp, alolan dugtrio, marowak, stunfisk, mamoswine, gastrodon

The Champion….

The Chosen

Being the strongest Pokémon trainer of all time is a big, burdening task…but they are shoes which The Chosen is ready to fill. Using every single one of his special techniques, he will be a tough challenge. Are you ready to face it?

Partner Pokémon: Absol full team: absol, darkrai, lucario, zoroark, lycanroc, partner pokemon of whoever is playing the chosen at the time of the encounter

and at long last, you've done it. You're the Champion of the Smosh Pokemon League! Congratulations!!!

[blamemma]

max verstappen watching daniel ricciardo's new episode of no brakes on stream | inspired by x x x

[a-tired-human-draws-junk]

Some doodles from the Kim roksoo angel au taking over my brain

[erodingsinner]

ANGELA BASSETT as ATHENA GRANT.

911: 1x10 — A WHOLE NEW YOU.

[hellfire--cult]

toot toot

Eddie has a very important question for you - just eddie being a loving boyfriend with something i know we all struggle with as we enter a relationship (fem!reader) - self indulgent

a/n: idk man. i had this talk with @ghost-proofbaby and I was like, 'yeah, i should write this' and she agreed.

Wc: 1k

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“Why don’t you fart in front of me?”

You almost spat the water you were drinking all over the book you were reading as you laid on his bed with your back propped up on the headboard. 

“Eds, what?”

“You never fart in front of me.” He was dead serious, looking at you while his arms rested on his guitar, sitting at the end of the bed, his legs crossed. You were blinking at him as if he had just sprouted a leaf over his head.

“What are you going on about?”

“We’ve been dating for a whole year, and I have yet to hear a fart from you!” Your cheeks flushed in embarrassment and you shook your head, looking back at your book.

“And you never will.” He rolled his eyes at you and scooted a little closer with a little jump that made the bed move underneath you, making you jump and glare back up at him.

“I fart all the time with you, with sound, with no sound… I mean, we trust each other, and darling, I do know you hold them in.” Your mouth opened with an o shape, not believing the words coming out of your boyfriend’s lips. 

The worst part, he was right.

You complained many times because of tummy aches, and you knew it was retained gas you weren’t letting out. You were just embarrassed about it. He didn’t care whenever he did it, and you didn’t either. You even laugh at some of his farts because they sound straight out of a cartoon, and sometimes, you die a little bit because they are deadly.

“I don’t feel comfortable doing it!” You retorted back, and he sighed in frustration, shaking his head again, putting the guitar to the side of his bed. 

“I promise you, it’s normal, it’s natural, and the stigma of all the women being proper ladies is such bullshit.” You knew it was that as well. You were also afraid of it being too loud, or smelly, and just utterly repulsive to him to the point he would not be attracted to you in some way.

“I know it’s natural… But I still won’t ever fart in front of you.” He groaned loudly at your words.

“You’re impossible princess.”

“But you love me.” You grinned at him with a sway of your body and he smiled back at you and crawled towards you to plant a smooch right on your lips.

“That I do.”

But it wasn’t even a week later that you were both lying on bed again, and you both were laughing as Eddie told you a story about Steve completely fucking up his date with Heidi.

“He literally tumbled back when he saw a roach sneaking in front of him and he made her fall onto the fountain at the park! That’s why his face is fucking red!” Eddie was cracking up by now and your eyes were filled with tears as you laughed with him.

“Oh shit, she slapped him!?”

“Of course she did! It was a fucking roach! Not a goddamn monster or some shit!” You cracked up at that, and it was a bad idea, because your stomach had been contracting in pain and twisting for the past hour because you were holding your gas in. 

You had tacos for dinner, and that was a very poor decision knowing that you were spending the night at Eddie’s, and knowing how the night might end. Everytime you held your gas in, sex was almost painful sometimes.

And now, with the laughter, with your belly going up and down against your stomach, it happened. And your laughter and his immediately seized, leaving the room completely quiet for a few seconds.

It was small, very thin, but it could be heard. Your face immediately heated up in embarrassment, and you turned to the other side, not being able to face him. Was he going to think you were disgusting? Not lady-like? Was it a boner killer? Why isn’t he saying anything–

“Oh, FUCK YES! I’VE BEEN SAVING THIS FOR THE OCCASION!” You felt him sit up on the bed and your eyebrows frowned, making you turn to look at him rummaging in his drawer from the night table. A small confetti popper in one hand and its string on the other. He pulled and the confetti exploded with a pop, startling you.

“What the hell Eddie–”

“Congrats on your first fart in front of me!” Your eyes were wide at his antic, but he had a wide smile on his face and you couldn’t believe your boyfriend got happy from you letting out an accidental fart from laughing so hard. 

“It was an accident Eds!” You whined as you sat up next to him and you had a terrified look on your face and he shook his head, holding onto your face with both of his hands.

“It’s the first step! Next one is an intentional one, so come on darling, I know you’re holding it in~” He cooed and you pushed him away, shaking your head in utter embarrassment.

“You’re so weird Eddie… you don’t… find it disgusting?”

“Fuck no! Makes me happy you trust me enough to do it in front of me! Accidental or not!” He was smiling at you, and your heart fluttered as you stared at your loving boyfriend. You leaned towards him and pecked his lips softly, only to then shake your head.

“You’re insufferable.” 

“But you love me.” He smiled at you and you couldn’t help but nod and lean in to kiss him again.

After that, you never do it intentionally, but now, if one escapes you by accident you are able to laugh it out with him. 

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a/n: purely self indulgent plus WE CANT DENY EDDIE WOULDNT CELEBRATE OUR FIRST FART WITH HIM. ALSO, FARTING IS NATURAL.

[eggsplice]

old trend of drawing ur fav characters in a car together ❤ peace and laurve (they would all hate each other)

[rathonk]

he should have gotten to do laundry

[flying-fangirls]

ok chat I know I said I was dried up of fic premises but now my brain is running circles and going crazy trying to come up with ideas. So, I need to know if this concept sounds absolutely ridiculous, or has some potential. Consider: Noel and Yellow get to sent to either the Dreamlands or the Dark World after the events of "The Order", and they have to work together to get back home. Cue complicated emotions, trauma foils, and identity crises

[imreallyonthishellsite]

Nobody asked but for the last several days I've been thinking of an au where in the Cloud Rescess Era (or adjacent timeline) WWX invents like the first DNA test and through a series of events reveals that JFM is not JC's father.

[ahollowgrave]

@oneiroy was kind enough to help me restore Odette's gap! And I asked for a version for Selenite, of course (': Thank you so much for your help, friend!

[velvetjune]

remedy games are very good and people should play them

[fountains-of-footsteps]

The First Fic Post

I have yapped about this fic in the tags before so many times and i am FINALLY happy with the intro so here it is!! This will primarily follow Vita's pov for most of it, and be really oc focused rather than including a lot of cannon characters, I hope we like it! <3

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The hallways were scrambling with students, as was usual for this time of day. Classes had released and everyone was going about their own way for lunch, most of them to the cafeteria. Lunch was the best and the worst of the day, often just the nourishing break needed to survive the rest of the day, but with it always came the pinnacle of high school social drama. The separating of carnivores and herbivores in their lines on opposite sides of the large room, the cliques, the spats, the overwhelming constant chatter.

Yoshikatsu couldn’t stand any of it. Even if he wasn’t so small, and his ears weren’t so sensitive, it would still be unpleasant. But crowds for a rabbit were inherently a thing of nightmares. He imagined most small animals must feel that way. But today was a Wednesday, the third in the month to be specific. On most days, he would have to wander into the cafeteria whether he liked it or not, but today, his schedule was irregular. Just like how Wednesday was the lax and boring mid-week hill for most students, but he, of course, was irregular.

He had a different destination in mind, the fourth floor carnivore boys’ bathroom. The fourth floor had nothing but classrooms, and became desolate during lunchtime. With private stalls and strong locks, this bathroom was an ideal place for his part-time job.

As he climbed the stairs, once the crowd of other beasts had dwindled, he reached into his bag and pulled out a small pair of stretchy black gloves, pulling them on over his small fragile hands. They were fitted perfectly, masking the soft white fur—and more importantly—covering his dull round nails with fake claws he’d sewn into them. His new nails were sharp, pressing into the fabric begging to be freed so they might find their way into someone’s neck. At least, that’s how they appeared.

He reached the fourth floor, abandoned as usual, and ducked into the equally empty bathroom. Entering the final stall and securing the lock behind him, he hung his bag on the door hook, and stepped up onto the toilet seat to hide his short stature, making sure to keep his ears pinned so the tips wouldn’t show over the top of the stall. Reaching into his bag again, he pulled out a glass bottle, a cologne marketed to large carnivores, and sprayed it around his neck and under his chin. This would mask the odor of his natural scent glands, and any lingering traces of rabbit would be written off by the final contents of his bag.

Blood. Rabbit blood.

He pulled it out in several small vials, counting to double check that he would have enough for the day. Just as he was returning them, he heard the bathroom door swing open again. His first customer of the afternoon.

“Uh.. hey?”

The carnivore’s voice was nervous at first, brash against the quiet of the bathroom. Yoshikatsu was quick to respond.

“Welcome back, good to hear your voice again.”

Their tone immediately brightened, comforted enough to even snicker as their heavy footsteps approached the last stall.

“I’m sure it is! You’re making a racket off this, you know?”

“I have to, you can’t just give away rabbit blood for free, it’s precious.”

“Yeah, yeah, I get it. I’ve heard your rambles. I’ve got your money, hand it over.”

Yoshikatsu grinned to himself, handing a vial over the top of the stall to a hand equally clawed as his glove, taking the crumpled bills shoved through the crack in the stall door with his other hand.

“I’ll be raising the price to 20,000 soon, just so you know.” He hummed, thumbing through the bills to do a mental count before tucking them into his bag.

“What?!” The carnivore on the other side of the door nearly squawked, “18,000 is already so much! And I know for a fact there’s at least five other guys who come buy it from you!”

Oh, poor naive beast, it was more like twenty.

“What the hell do you need another 2,000 yen for?? You’re rich!”

“We’re in senior year, man, you’re gonna have to get used to it anyway once you graduate. The prices only get higher.” He beamed as he spoke, embodying the cocky nature of carnivores always made him feel powerful.

“Oh, fuck you! You know all it would take is for one of us to report you and all this would be over!”

And make it so no one can get their fix? I doubt it.

“Are you even listening to me?!” They banged a fist against the door, Yoshikatsu barely flinched. He was used to this kind of behavior by now.

“I’m listening perfectly fine, and anyway, report me if you want to. Buying blood isn’t any less illegal than selling it, you’d be in just as much trouble.”

“Arrg... Fine. You’re really lucky you’re the only way for us to get ahold of this kinda stuff on school property.”

He listened to them storm out, content smile lingering. The truth is, reporting him would do nothing. Even if he didn’t go through so much trouble to disguise himself, no one would ever think a meek delicate rabbit was capable of handling and selling herbivore blood. That was the true advantage of being such a small pitiful animal, constantly being-

“Hello? I know somebody’s in there..”

His ears shot up with a start, he hadn’t heard this one come in. Nor did he recognize their voice.

“Hello, sorry… You haven’t been here before, have you?” His voice wavered for a moment, and he quickly smoothed his ears back down.

“N- No… You’re… Vita, right?”

With that one sentence, is anxiety diminished immediately, shoulders straightening with pride.

“Yes, I am.”

Vita. Life. His chosen name. A much superior name, in his opinion, to the dull and lengthy mouthful his parents had given him. It made his chest swell every time he heard another animal speak it, pride stretching his small, fragile ribs.

Even without the money, Vita was certain he’d continue coming back to this stall every month. He pulled out a second vial as their footsteps drew near and offered it over the top of the stall. But, to his surprise, the claws on the other side didn’t come to collect it.

“No! I… I’m not here for that.”

Their voice shook, and Vita felt his nose twitch in confusion. He slowly retracted the vial.

“I wanted to tell you… It’s awful what you’re doing here!”

“Awful? Why did you-”

“I can’t stand always hearing about you from the other carnivore students! The black market is cruel enough… It’s wrong to bring it into our walls. Cherryton is a sanctuary, it’s peaceful! If you don’t stop I… I’ll figure out who you are, and I will get justice for whosevers blood it is you’re selling!”

They didn’t wait for Vita to respond, their footsteps echoing through the bathroom as they scurried back out. …The true advantage of being a small pitiful animal… He had come to terms with the fact that he’d be underestimated for the rest of his life long ago, but the need larger and stronger animals felt to protect him… This was something he had yet to experience fully. He continued to think about it for the next two hours as he sold vial after vial to his new and returning customers. Some immature carnivore who’d yet to grow up and realize the adult world yet, who wanted to expose him and protect him at the same time... Of course, they couldn’t know it was his own blood that he sold, but still… Their tone, their fear and righteousness, something about it got to him. And it would continue to for the rest of the day.

[javierduffy]

went back to comfort zone and ... got stuck there

[pupdaughtr]

waking up next to them and getting mean kisses from them and cooking them dinner to come home too and keeping the house clean and sitting in their lap and smoking weed with them and cock warming them while they whisper all the mean things they want to do to me in my ear and pinning me down and fucking me mean when i get too high and hazy and then punching me in my tummy and slapping me around and telling me how without them i’d have nothing. <3

[unknown-ends]

I don't know if I want to give reader a mimicry evol or a body manipulation evol.

If she mimics, she gets other people's evols for a while (not as powerful, but still useful nonetheless) along with their physical appearance and up to date memories (of course that also has draw backs, but it's not right nows topic)

But if she has body manipulation, she can alter her own body.... say she wants to pass of as a man, BAM, body change....

The potential for body dysphoria and all those other things....

Reader could even grow other limbs 👀