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[heliosphera]

My personal Sonic the Hedgehog Headcanons!

feel free to add your own!

Sonic

Sonic doesn't have an actual house, he simply sleeps wherever is most comfortable. He does, however, have his own corner in Tail's Workshop with a hammoc and other stuff he's found in his adventures

Sonic is forbidden from ever drinking coffee

Sonic often visits Soleanna, but isn't sure why

He & Big have a yearly fishing trip

Both him and Shadow would love deadpool, but for extremely different reasons

Sonic & Mighty see eachother as bestfriends after Tails and Ray respectively. Unfortunately, they're both horrible at coordinating get-togethers

While Shadow may be stronger than Sonic, Sonic is far more creative with his powers, as Shadow is over-reliant on his powers. This leads to Sonic being able to tie and even beat Shadow sometimes

Tails

Tails has a house in West-side island, which is currently being used as a storage depot

He is seen as a local hero there, and is embarrassed to go there on his own

He is the group's tech support fox, helping whenever someone has issues with machines or technology (more specifically, Knuckles)

Knuckles

Knuckles quit the Chaotix somewhen before the events of Sonic Heroes. Nowadays, he, Shadow and Omega are unofficial members of the agency. Their team is called "Team Knuckles" after he won an arm-wrestling competition against Shadow and Omega combined

Knuckles refuses to use technology most of the time, but he does have a shatter-resistant phone made by Tails that is charged with the Master Emerald

He once accidentally shattered the master emerald because he was bored, it became a whole thing.

Amy

Amy wears weighted rings for training and to stabilise herself when using a hammer, Sonic and Tails are scared of what she could do if she ever removed them, since she can already double jump.

When she was younger, Amy considered herself a practicing witch and even had voodoo dolls of everyone. She made sure to properly dispose of (most) them

Unrelated, but Eggman has constant back pains that can only be described as "if a giant book was constantly pressing against him"

Amy has self-made plushies of every single one of her friends, it's the first thing she does when she meets someone new

Shadow

Shadow is technically faster than Sonic, but he can't maintain those speeds due to his inhibitor rings, so his air shoes help him reach high speeds without risking his stamina.

Shadow hasn't actually killed any human/mobian/earthling, even before he remembered Maria's promise or regained his memories. Whenever he was about to, a mental block prevented him from following through with it.

He is extremely competitive with tabletop games, Team Dark game nights have been postponed until he learns to "chill out"

Rouge once took him out drinking, she decided to not do it again because Shadow is a sobby drunk

On that note, Shadow is, weirdly enough, a total lightweight

Shadow has a secret stash of pop music dvds and other similar types of music. Only Rouge and Amy know where it is. Rouge because she's a treasure hunter and Amy is his supplier.

Shadow is often invited to girls' nights with Amy, Rouge and Cream at Vanilla's house (Blaze is also invited whenever she's around). He usually refuses but has gone once or twice because it reminds him of spending time with Maria. He's been made to wear makeup every single time.

Eggman

While Eggman does have the tech to give Metal a fully organic body, he secretly has hopes that one day metal will realise he's his own person

Ever since Sage, he's seen both her and metal as his children

The first time Eggman ever cried is when Sage and Metal gave him an incredibly botches Father's day present.

After Sonic Adventure, Sonic and Tails went on a full on propaganda campaign to make sure Robotnik was known as Eggman globally. He decided to just roll with it because it was free publicity

Bonus: Surge!

She eats cables and batteries, it's a genuine issue

[boimlerkisser]

Me showing my f/os to my followers again for the millionth time

[royalelemental]

Don’t you just love it when they’d both rather bash their helms in than admit they caught feelings for each other? They’re both idiots your honor.

[leafwateraddict]

Couldn’t stop thinking about Dust being able to pass as Classic. So I had an idea where Dust replaces Classic in a timeline and steals(?) his partner.

He gets conflicted when he starts actually caring about you… But denial is an easy road to take when there’s seemingly no consequences to your actions.

The reveal i guess. Most normal reaction to learning your partners been replaced for god knows how long and you have no clue where he is.

Now that I think about it I might’ve gotten some inspiration from that one chapter of IJAG by @htsan (iykyk) only a lil bit tho

(Full rambling of the idea + extra sketch cuz i liked the expression) ↓↓

I originally wanted y/n to notice the differences instantly but i think it would be angstier if they didn’t and only noticed like months later >:3

[sincerlyus]

two best friends in a room, they might commit crimes!!

[anotherdragon]

Sorry Boys has the perfect setup for becoming an actual like. ARG or horror web series and I genuinely think its really funny that it's like. not. they have a website where if you input a code you get an ominous audio snippet in the zombie apocalypse videos they reference several other sorry boys videos implying that they're all somehow taking place in the same universe, weird cryptic things happening in some of the videos that just. never get explained. and they've all got experience with acting and horror (ranboo from genloss and the enderwalk arg, wilbur from his arg, charlie from genloss and jrwi, and all five of them have been on roleplay servers) and they've committed to being a fucking insane vlog channel. perfect keep up the good work guys

[fazedlight]

Me: that's my Destroyer of Nations 😌 look at that lil' smile 😌😌 forged in the heat of battle 😌😌😌

Lucy Lawless [x]: I always hated doing fight scenes

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A new challenger approaches (slowly)

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[transbeeduo]

hi cruuuuuunch can i ask do you have like a sonaaaaa *batting my eyelashes completely innocently*

MY FUCKING DRAGONNNNN THE C!CRUNCHERRRR literally the whole world to me my dsmp oc that just became like. my favorite oc ever and also my main persona and also an alter in my brain. you all love this little freak okay? heart? smile? (SHE/HER ONLY)

CREDITS BELOW CUT

First: @//sadtrashking

Second: Milesshack on Etsy

Third: @//terezicaptor

Fourth: @//zane-romeave

Fifth and Seventh : @//archaicchemist

Sixth:DeadFishX on Etsy

Eighth : Danigrilloart on Twitter

Ninth: MuzzledMutt on Etsy

[homoesia]

So I just had a thought

Remember how in the beast universe Dazai ends his life by jumping off a building? And Chuuya is upset that he didn't get to kill him?

But Dazai fell to his death. He fell.

Dazai's ability has no exceptions. He's immune to everything you throw at him. But his body obeys gravity just like everybody else.

And gravity obeys Chuuya.

Guys, he fell.

[crossroadsdog]

Wild Horse v2, 2024

sold

[parasolladyansy]

DxP REWRITE - Pursuit

Hm. I think Ansy might still be nursing a grudge against thieving Team Grunts. Huehuehue ⛈️

Chasing the Team Galactic Grunt all around what used to be called the Crimson Mirelands was a funny thing. Will this one be caught, or will he escape? Guess you’ll just have to find out!

🔼 Diamond x Pearl REWRITE 🔽

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[wyllzel]

– We must put down [the apostates'] rebellion, and solidify the Chantry's hold. Then I can return to Starkhaven with a clean conscience. – Alone? Or will you bring someone with you? ↳ QUESTIONING BELIEFS (ACT 3)

[commandertartarsmoocher]

"Gay Is Okay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇩🇪"

[robygoonn2]

narry would always say things when reading scripts that hes SUPPOSED to improvise for and not just read it out

for example he would actually say "sigh" instead of letting out a sigh, and would say [insert funny joke here] and just be confused until someone explains it to him, to which he'll get embarrassed and be like "well no-one told me, so that's why I messed up! it's all the directors fault" then pout for a bit

[buttered-toasty]

This image is endlessly delightful to me. The first instinct is to say, as my friend put it, he has handfuls. But waist is lower down. Tits are a smidge higher up. Celebrimbor you have handfuls mostly of ribcage. Also he is yapping as if this is a normal part of conversation. Annatar looks like the colony rats in his lab just developed new, never before seen behaviors. If I walked into a room and saw this I would audibly say “that’s enough of this room for today” and turn around and walk back out. Clearly I am interrupting something, though what that something is is anyone’s guess.

Also there is obviously something queer going on here but it doesn’t even matter. We have transcended the use of queer in reference to sexuality and gone back to its original meaning. They are so fucking strange.

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Goes without saying this image has boundless template potential and I WILL be doing this to my OCs