#iridocyclitis

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A short Slimav I wrote in like a day. I’m digging my Burt’s Bees watermelon chapstick my American friend gave me (it tastes so good and smells even better!) so…some fruity lip balm on Slider’s lips it is!

“You taste good.”

Maverick blurts out as their lips part, his head slightly hazy from the heat they've shared on the crumpled sheets.

“Cannibal.” Slider gasps, poking his chest. “Always knew you’re a bloodthirsty sicko, Mav.”

“Dumbass.” Maverick says and cups Slider’s face, to which he welcomes with a small grin and a slight tilt of his head. “Not like that. I mean…”

He places a kiss on Slider’s lips. So soft and tender, plush and sweet—with a hint of berries and honey.

“That.” He mutters against Slider’s mouth,too reluctant to break the contact. “Did you eat candy or something, Sli?”

“Nah, I don’t really like sweet stuff.” Slider says and cocks his head, eyeing him with half-lidded eyes. “You know that, right?”

“Then what is it?”

“What is it what?”

“Those.” Maverick points at those damn lips, now scented like a sour candy somehow—and all the more inviting, he may add. “You taste like strawberries.”

“Oh,” Slider blinks a few times before continuing. “Oh yeah, must be that chapstick.”

Slider fishes the nightstand and hands him a small stick of lip balm.

Strawberries.

Citrullus lanatus seed oil, or whatever’s listed on the packaging that smells like a refreshing yet sweet candy on Slider’s thin lips.

“Feels nice, huh? So smooth.” Slider smiles. “Ice gave it to me. Told me he didn’t like the smell, though.”

“Mm-hm.”

Their noses bump against each other as Maverick leans in closer.

He traces the shape of Slider’s lips, tasting the remnant of the fruity taste. It melts in his mouth like an ice cream on a sunny afternoon, the faint sweetness of honey and cream disappearing before he can put his finger on.

“I can get you one if you want.” Slider murmurs, his breath short and hot against Maverick’s lips. “I think I’ve got—ah.”

Slider lets out a content sigh when Maverick lightly sucks his lips, ravishing them with a tinge of pain. He knows Slider likes it when he nibbles at the tender flesh. He knows Slider likes to be gently claimed.

“I’m digging this.” Maverick grins. “You taste good, Ronnie.”

“Wacko.”

“You like it.”

A soft gasp escapes from Maverick’s lips as Slider pecks his cheek, marking his skin with a berry-flavored kiss.

[h3ll0-my-n3me-is]

> [ turn on computer ]

> [ HELLO there ]

> [ I was told by my higher up that THIS is what employees should be doing now ]

> [ so interview me or something I don’t know these sound like an interview ]

[jasperjv]

Technically, in English, you can just invent new words out of whole cloth using Latin roots, and modifiers. We do this all the time in the queer community. Shakespeare did it. Ever since the onset of my schizophrenia, I have a habitual thought pattern of breaking down components of every word I use. We are passively speaking the ancient languages underneath our own and intuiting meaning in processes usually just outside of our conscious awarenesses. Isn't that fun

[soapdispensersalesman]

Had the honour of remixing my friend doktorb's track (miss)connection for the Best Of album erratum, enjoy this meme-fueled banger :U

[somewhat-smart-cookie]

just killed a bug. i think i deserve recognition from the president and an iced coffee that i'll take two sips from, put in the fridge for two days, and then drink at two in the morning

[finnieforshort]

Going in for a routine checkup and coming out with two different doctors going 😟😬 is a good thing. Right?

[daily-reaml-quotes]

Same way you pronounce Yggdrasil. Y-g-g…drasil.

[justkidneying]

Why Changing Your Eye Color is Stupid as Shit

I'm back to ocular posting, but that's because I just read an article about a lady who went blind because she wanted blue eyes.

Eye Color

This is all due to the stroma of the iris. Everyone has a back portion of the iris called the iris pigment epithelium that's brown and helps block light. The front layer is the stroma, which can have a range of melanin in it, giving us a color between blue and brown.

Why it's bad to fuck with it

Your eyes are special sensory organs, and probably our favorite ones at that. We use a lot of our brain to process visual stimuli, so there's scientific evidence that humans like to see. They're also delicate. You can clog up the drains in them (glaucoma) and go blind, you can detach the retina and go blind, etc. There's a lot of ways to go blind when we're just talking about the ball itself.

How these procedures do it

There's two main surgeries to change eye color: laser and implant. Laser procedures use a laser to destroy the stroma. I hope you can appreciate how bad that is. It can damage the eye itself, or the particles of pigment it dissolves can clog up your drains.

Implant surgeries look like garabge for one, but the main issue is that you're in a country with less regulation to get some silicone implanted into your eye so it can look weird. This can cause infection and blindness. And it just gives me the heebie jeebs to thing about.

I personally just don't think this looks great...

(note that this surgery could be helpful for those who have lost part of their iris, but we're only talking about cosmetics here)

A disease that can change eye color

This one is just for fun. I enjoy studying Fuch's heterochromic iridocyclitis, so I'm going to tell you about it. This disease causes glaucoma, cataracts, loss of visual acuity, and most noticeably, loss of eye pigmentation. Usually, it affects one eye, causing heterochromia. It usually makes the eye look almost flakey, and can have several patterns of effect. Look up some pictures if you're interested. I've attatched one below, showing the normal eye on the left and the affected eye on the right. The person will end up with a blue/gray eye color as their pigmentation is lost.

A Final Note

It's so weird that all these people want like blue or green eyes. Why? Most humans (and mammals) have brown eyes because they are the best at blocking light. People with lighter eyes are usually more sensitive to bright lights. And besides, it doesn't even matter. I honestly can't even tell you what color eyes my friends have. No one is going to think you are super extra special and cool because you have aquamarine eyes. I promise you, no one cares enough about your eyes for you to go blind trying to change them.

[apeachthatplaystheflute]

It’s almost 3 AM

you know that one vine of that iridocyclitis dude? That’s Mu Qing and I refuse to believe otherwise

[prollymad]

I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT

Something something iridocyclitis

[swedishghostvoice28789]

Vine mashup: "I have hemorrhoids" and "Iridocyclitis"

This popped into my head randomly and I just had to mash these two together 😂

Please enjoy "I can't sit anywhere, I have iridocyclitis."

[bueris]

iridocyclitis

[pennyroks77]

iridocyclitis

who do you want me to draw this of?

[dsmsix]

wondering where iridocyclitis spelling bee kid ended up

[jerseybumpkin]

vines i need 2 quote more

road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does!

hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortilla!!

a potato flew around my room before you came

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!?!?!?!??!?

i'm in me mum's car broom broom

i smell like beef

hey my name is trey i have a basketball game tomorrow well i'm a point guard i got shoe game

mother trucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

i'm washing me and my clothes

i don't have enough money for chicken nugget

ha ha ha i do that

can i get a waffle? can i pls get a waffle?

there's only 1 race...the human race WHAT ABOUT NASCAR?

and they were roommates OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES

i wanna be a cowboy babeyy

do it for the vine

staaaahp! i coulda dropped mah croissant

oh hi thanks 4 checking in I'M STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE

happy crimus..... it's crismun....merry crisis. merry chrysler

get to del taco. they got a new thing called freesha… free… freeshavaca-do

chris IS THAT A WEED?! no this is a crayon- I'M CALLING THE POLICE 911 whats ur emergency

two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay

so i'm sitting there BBQ SAUCE ON MY TITTIES

look at all those chickens

oh mah gawd i love chipotle

FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS

i didn't get no sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gone get no sleep cause of me

I WANT A CHURCH GIRL THAT GO TO CHURCH AND READ HER BIBLEEEE

mrs keisha? mrs keisha? oh my fucking god she fucking dead

how much did you pay for that taco? aight, yo, you know this boy got his free taco

so no head?

i am SHOOKETH

that is NOT correct

what are THOOOOOSEEEEEEE

anything for u beyonce

um i've never been to oovoo javer

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

ah fuck i can't believe you've done this

there is only one thing worse than a rapist. A CHILD no

hi welcome to chili's

everybody say colorado!! I'M A GIRAFFE

i brought you frankincense. thank you. i brought you myrrh. thank you. mur-dur! JUDAS NO

ADAM!

ily bitch i aint never gonna stop loving you bitch

come get yall's juice

so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

honey, you've got a big storm coming

i like turtles

deez nuts HA GOTTEM

iridocyclitis

oh i like ya accent where you from? i’m liberian. oh my bad. *whispering* i like your accent

go ahead and introduce yourselves. my name is michael with a B and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire- stop, stop, stop. where? hmm? where’s the B? there’s a bee?

dad, look, it’s the good kush this is the dollar store, how good can it be?

wow an avocadooooo thaaaanksss

THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET

jared, can you read number 23 for the class? no, i cannot what up i’m jared i'm 19 and i never fucking learned how to read

hey i'm a lesbian i thought you were american

ooooo he need some milk

it is wednesday my dudes AAAAAAAAA

give me your FUCKING MONEY

what the fuck richard

why are you running WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

whoever threw that paper, YOUR MOM'S A HOE

lebron james

i'm just cooking pizza *FUCKING FALLS*

[kamalkafir-blog]

Sight Saved: A Cured Case of Eye Inflammation

Quick Bits… A doctor tells how he treated a woman with chronic iridocyclitis with homeopathy and, in the process, restored her sight. Read more | Comment Source link