#is for Him

[starreduste]

"When I say that I love Speedwagon I don’t mean I love him for the memes, I mean I fucking LOVE Speedwagon." ཐི♡ཋྀ ༻⋆*:·.☆

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If that man asked me to drop everything I'm doing right now and immediately join him, even his borderline military ranks at the highly esteemed Speedwagon Foundation, to support his cause in not only protecting his dear Joestars, but also the WORLD from the clutches of forces such as greed, prejudice, illness/disease, and needless destruction, further facilitating in the process of society's betterment, as well as the (most ethical as possible) progression of technology in HIS image, despite ALL that at this time ails me -- then damn it, I would do it in a fucking heartbeat. I would personally risk my precious reputation and entire rest of my LIFE for that man -- both in THIS CURRENT VESSEL and BEYOND. Because that is just how strong our cross-dimensional bond is. If HE -- the powerful, glorious enigma who has endlessly inspired me in both creative and interpersonal pursuits to speak up for myself, as well as the downtrodden and forgotten by the privileged majority cannot physically exist in this godforsaken universe/timeline we inhabit, then I (to the best of my ability) will be his voice. I will spread his message of truth everywhere I go, whether provoked or not -- for it is my duty. My sole purpose for existing. It is no longer just a want forged purely out of the flames of passion, or a young, innocent love, but a need that calls to me endlessly -- what is now my spiritual OBLIGATION.

-- starre ☆ (a.k.a. starreduste; Speedwagon's Little Yes-Man, SPW'S Attack Dog By Occupation, The Fairy of Ogre Street, The Mouse Who Lives Inside the Hole in Speedwagon's Wall, Speedwagon's Pucci to his DIO, Speedwagon's Erina to his Jonathan, Speedwagon's Jonathan to uh... Him, The Parrot Who Sits on Piratewagon's Shoulder, KING Speedwagon's Court Jester, Speedwagon's Pearl to his Diamond, the My Melody to his Kuromi, President Speedwagon's Single Most Efficient Secret Service Agent, Speedwagon's Hamilton to his Washington (Musical Ver.), REO Speedwagon of London's BITCH -- among many, many other goofy titles I've given myself over the years LMAO)

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ཐི♡ཋྀ

"I fucking love Robert Edward O. Speedwagon. Absolute icon."

[teaboot]

I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

[mail-me-a-snail]

he's free now

[hoeratius]

Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭

[victusinveritas]

[opera-ghost]

[bowelfly]

Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.

[catie-does-things]

Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.

[codewitch]

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

[meowthiroth]

bored now. here's some old art of my fursona

[decamarks]

Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds

[strawlessandbraless]

What an unsurprising & completely expected turn of events that literally everyone saw coming 😮

Source 🔗

Free 🔗

[shrimpyjackal]

ha, loser /aff

[thirdwheelravi]

forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason

[noodles-and-tea]

Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…