#is mythposting even a thing. whatever

[studentwizard]

sorry boss, i can't come into work today. yeah it's the maenads again, they're having their frenzied reverie right outside my apartment. yeah crashing cymbals, uprooting trees, the whole thing. they're tearing a bull apart in an act of sparagmos & omophagia right now--oh i think one of them just got possessed by dionysus, good for her--so someone else is gonna have to take over my shift. bye.