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#mtg smash or pass#poll#smash or pass#magic the gathering#mtg#instant#it doesn’t add up#it doesn't add up#it doesnt add up
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Mordred Manor! (with close-ups under the cut)
edit: i just put up some new drawings on my ko-fi, so if you wanna print this out as a poster or something, you can find it there at full resolution in the 'Misc Art' folder! :) (personal use only!)
#the timeline doesnt really add up cause with the 15 cats there tracker should be in fallinel but i didnt wanna leave her out so its fineeee#zayn darkshadow#aelwyn abernant#fig faeth#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#kristen applebees#ragh barkrock#tracker o'shaughnessey#gilear faeth#lydia barkrock#sklonda gukgak#sandra lynn faeth#jawbone o'shaughnessey#ayda aguefort#figueroth faeth#my art#fantasy high#gorthalax the insatiable#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#dimension 20#d20#if i forgot anyone i will cry for one million years btw
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I wanna know why my lowest effort batboys doodles are poppin' off, I'm just standing here flabbergasted....
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DPxDC The Invisible Bat
I've been listening to Alone Again by Weathers on repeat lately, so this post is inspired by it.
Rumor on the street says there is a new Bat in the flock. Yet, there is no proof - no one has seen them, no one has heard them, no one knows if that's true or not.
But, the thing is, every once in a while, a fight with one of the Bats is... harder than expected. A second hit, heavier than the first one, is delivered to the same place Batman's fist landed. Another bullet comes from a different direction than where Red Hood was standing. A cold edge of a blade is pressed to the neck just seconds before Robin's katana does the same.
Over the next few weeks, the rumor grows. Until, one day, someone calls it Invisible Bat, and the name sticks. The unnamed presence that follows the vigilantes gets its recognition.
Meanwhile, the Bats have no idea to who or what is following them. All they've been able to learn about it so far is that the Invisible Bat doesn't like the attention, registers as a vague cold spot in thermovision, and escapes without a trace every time they acknowledge it.
A month of fruitless attempts to either capture on camera or befriend the Invisible Bat later, Damian suddenly stops in his tracks in the middle of the Cave, like he's just seen a ghost. Then, he leaves to find Tim in a rush.
Two days after that, Nightwing finally catches their new team member on film. The old camera he borrowed from Tim on Damian’s insistence shows a picture of a boy with white hair, wearing what looks like a hoodie and jeans, with eyes bright and green, like Lazarus Waters.
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Is this Al Ghul Twins? Is this 'Danny escaped GIW and now helps the local vigilantes'? Is this some sort of amnesia prompt, where Danny only remembers his Protection Obsession? Is this de-aged prompt? Who knows.
I only wanted the irony of Gothamites calling Danny the 'Invisible Bat' while his first alias was 'Inviso-Bill'.
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#batfam#batman#cork prompts#invisible danny helps the bats#he doesnt like the attention#so he just never shows up#a win-win situation#the bats dont think so#al ghul twins#maybe#de aged danny#possibly#amnesia#is an option#feel free to add anything
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ok ok so. i saw a video and there were sun catchers in them so i was like "lol apollo would love those." then, i kid you not, i saw a post about him liking them. i took it as a sign, ofc, as you do
thyese exist now have fun
#guys trhis adds to my lester (the body not apollo) has audhd hc...#wait let me yap abt that rq#okokokso i hc that lester was basically a real person and zeus just kind of stole him for apollos mortal form. and the guy had audhd.#apollo doesnt (hes a god so i feel like thatd be finnicky) but when in the mortal form he basically shares a mind with him#and he picks up those habits lester had. even when he returns to godhood.#anyway...#trials of apollo#the trials of apollo#toa#toa apollo#lester papadopoulos#meg mccaffrey#doodle#ophii#ophii draws things
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jason todd x reader - really just wanted to say he's the type to start feeding you stuff when you're taking too long to finish. it turned into this. 1.5k+ ish.
(warnings: eating dessert (being spoon fed), pet names, gn!reader, lots of teasing, + sex mentioned! edited but will double check in a bit!)
It’s not that Jason Todd is jealous. It’s not.
He’s been jealous before (plenty, he has to admit). He’ll be jealous again (could be as soon as next week, if not as early as tomorrow, if Dick so much as texts you to ask for Jason’s location). He knows this as well as he knows anything—as well as he knows that he’ll keep kissing you before you drift off to sleep every single night he’s lucky enough to go to bed with you. That Roy will keep being, or doing…whatever it is that makes him so specifically Roy. That B will keep disappointing him, even despite the slow and half-ineffective effort he makes by managing to locate whatever burner number Jason is currently using and leaving unnecessary updates on whatever mission Jason has most recently declined being part of.
It’s something else that itches at him. Something that burns with that same fire, creases his brow low over his eyes, and pulls his mouth into a pout you’ll tease him for later. It’s impatience. It’s the fact that it’s forty-five minutes past three PM (pee em), the latest you said you’d be home by, which means you’re a whole hour and fifteen behind schedule… still sat at the same outdoor café table you ordered lunch at with your best friend…four hours ago.
(Jason hadn’t meant to come. Hadn’t actually been invited. But the thought of French toast, egg scrambles with peppers, and looking at you in your cute date clothes was too much for him not to at least ask.
It's not a real excuse, he knows that. But what can he say, really, when he normally works the graveyard shift at Vigilante Incorporated, full time. Which he’s sure is what you were also thinking when you said yes.)
He likes your best friend. Not because he’s inclined to in any specific way (they’re nice in the way most people are nice, pleasant, if not a little boring and unworthy by his refined standards), but because he likes what you like, and especially things that make you happy.
But Jason also likes being home (on floor in front of the couch, shoulders between your legs while you absentmindedly pick at his hair and he cleans his gun, the both of you pretending not to be invested in whatever adult cartoon Roy most recently recommended. In fact, when you’d promised you’d be home by three, it was so that you could have dinner made by six, a shower together (and maybe just a tiny bit of sex) by eight, so he could head out for his scheduled patrol by nine.
(And be home by five am, so he could kiss you at least one more time before you had to leave for work.)
He could go on.
Not to mention, Jason burns; turns red as rust and Manhattan clam chowder when left in the sun too long (a phenomenon that remains unnamed yet oddly frequent among Gotham natives), which is simply just to say, in this little suburb an hour outside the city (when you aren’t going 90 in the carpool lane on a motorcycle), it’s all finally catching up to him. He can feel the pink on his cheeks.
In front of him, your dessert sweats. Fresh mascarpone cream seeping from between the now leaning, three-tier stack of biscuits, layered with the start of summer’s blackberries and drizzled with syrup. Still, you chatter away, the afternoon sun glinting off the spoon near your plate, as if to call attention to the fact that you haven’t even noticed.
“Eat with me!” it calls, and then as if to mock Jason’s poor sense of humor, “this whole thing is mildly irritating and definitely a waste of your time!”
He can’t take it anymore (you’d responded to the text he’d sent from the men’s room an hour ago, promising you’d pack it up as soon as you finished the food, but he knows now was silly of him to assume you’d be able to get anything in your mouth when you were that wrapped up in talking) and his body moves on its own: he picks up the spoon, leans across the table, and cuts through the top layer of your cakes without any care for decorum…or chivalry. The cream oozes, some of the syrup dripping down the side, and still, you don’t react.
“Honey,” he says, flat and low and grumpy, the only warning you get before he’s holding the bite up, inches from your lips. “Don’t let it melt.”
You blink. Your conversation stutters, falters, then dies completely as your eyes find his, and then the spoon.
“Oh,” you say, a little surprised, a little soft. Then, you smile, and Jason curses himself for ever being annoyed in the first place. “Thanks, baby.”
You take the bite graciously, tugging the spoon from his hands gently to finish off the bite. You wipe the corners of your lips, then lean in to give him the briefest of pecks, one that leaves his mouth sticky and warm with melting sugar. It’s almost enough to distract him from the fact he’s trying to lure you home… but you’re pulling away before he even has the time to fully close his eyes and enjoy it (as much as he’s eager to) and the spoon is set down in it’s original spot.
“Sorry,” you giggle to your friend, though your embarrassment is only half genuine, much to his relief.
He has to resist the urge to groan. And to make a sour face. And to express his frustration by scooping up a wad of whip cream and swiping it across your cheek (which is what he’d do if you were in private, not that he even needs the excuse to lick sweetness right off your face).
He gives it two minutes before he’s pressing another bite your way. Again, there’s no warning, no teasing, no words before there’s a heaping spoon of blackberries and cream mere centimeters from your mouth and his deep, blue eyes are narrowed in that particular, Jason Todd way, telling you: either you eat this, or… you eat this.
He thinks, at the very least, you’re finally picking up on the hint, as when you accept the bite, you roll your eyes and give him a playful glare. Jason doesn’t let you escape with the spoon however, this time pulling it from your mouth to let it rest between his forefingers as a clear reminder: you are going to finish this dessert, say goodbye, and go home… even if he has to be by his hand that it happens.
If you were a much more cruel partner than the one that you are, you’d offer back something biting, tease Jason, make a show of savoring the treat, and maybe even share a taste by exchanging tongue with him (as you sometimes do when you’re alone and eating something sweet)… instead, however, you offer him your hand under the table, fingers brushing the topside of his knuckles in a quiet, deliberate, and (most importantly) sweet way he will never admit makes him tender immediately.
Interlinked, your thumb starts to smooth over the scars that wrap around his skin, soothing any raw scabs in a wordless apology and a promise all at once. You don’t need to say anything, even though you still can’t, not really, not unless you want risk offending your friend. He knows you’ll apologize to him later, the way you always save the more intimate and vulnerable parts of your relationship, the parts you’re both still learning how to navigate, for when you’re alone together.
Jason exhales, something caught between relief and satisfied resignation. He’s happy to wait now that he knows he won’t really have to, so long as you let him keep this up.
You finish dessert slowly but obediently, taking the bites when he offers them, unabashedly disregarding the awkwardness that begins to fester without even needing to end your conversation. Though polite enough not to comment (as you’ve probably already mentioned to them Jason’s tendencies as a partner on the days he’s not desperate enough to tag along), your friend seems to pick up on the shift too, wrapping up the conversation with a glance at their phone and money for their portion and a tip passed your way. They excuse themselves with a hug and a cheerful goodbye that Jason barely manages to acknowledge in kind (though he does, again, for your sake).
Once they’re gone, the sudden silence is filled by the scraping of the fork against the soggy crumbs of your plate. Jason feeds you the spoon of syrup and mush one last time, and you can help but to giggle, a hand over your mouth as you chew, finally acknowledging the impatience that led to this whole scheme.
“Somewhere you trying to go, handsome?”
He scoffs lightly, trying but failing to seem unbothered when he begins roughly stacking your plates, “we have plans, might I remind you?”
“Oh?” you peer at him, failing to hide the sarcasm in your voice, “I had no idea. Really.”
“You said we’d be home,” he emphasizes with his dark eyebrows raised, “by three. Guess what? It’s four.”
(Jason is more of a homebody than he likes to admit, or at least, a stickler for getting his own way, which right now, includes taking both of your bodies home.)
You smile at him for real this time—genuinely, warmly, in a way that reaches something sore and soft behind his ribs.
“Yeah,” you peer at him, “But snuggling doesn’t exactly prompt rushing, does it?”
He gives you his flattest look, unamused, and even you have to admit, justified.
“My poor baby,” you laugh, standing and brushing crumbs from your clothes before reaching to gently brush Jason’s bangs out of his eyes. “I’m teasing. Let’s go snuggle.”
He ignores the sappy jab (really, the truth) and stands, too. He throws down a fat wad on cash on the check and reaches for your bag before you can, slinging it over his shoulder. You pull on the strap (see: attempt to make him relinquish the needless favor), but he’s already stomping back to his bike before you can even start another silly spat.
It’s not that Jason is jealous. It’s not.
He just wants you home—even if it means he has to feed you cake to get you there.
#jason todd x reader#red hood x reader#redhood x reader#jason peter#lowkey i feel like this dynamic doesnt have that much chemistry but i prommy you do!! in my head !!!#the scene just ended up being a little funky to navigate#i didnt want to like ignore the friend. or the dialogue.#anyway#enjoy thanks for reading !! and guess what!! i got my teaching credential !!!#also ignore the bad photos at the top i forgot to add filters lmfao#caitie posts#gen
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i have so many thoughts about luo binghe rising early from the endless abyss but instead of joining huan hua palace he returns to qing jing peak for revenge, believing his shizun must be happy and celebrating, but instead he finds a grief-stricken shen qingqiu who calls out for binghe like he's still there and who sits at his sword mount for hours every day, holding himself in a state of inedia and neglecting the care of without-a-cure like he's punishing himself; and binghe decides then and there that no one can look after his shizun and keep him safe like he can, and his shizun clearly needs him even if he doesn't want to see him, so he follows shen qingqiu in secret and helps him from the shadows
#he leaves all kinds of meals but bc shen qingqiu doesn't know its from binghe he doesnt want it#also he follows shen qingqiu like a second set of footsteps#shen qingqiu starts to believe hes haunted#also bc its binghe he probaby sits at shen qingqius bedside and watches him sleep#he also tries to distance shen qingqiu from everyone bc he genuinely believes they dont care about him#(they are actually trying to give shen qingqiu space and care for him from a distance)#for extra angst you can add shen qingqiu getting a little paranoid and the others not believing him#also bc of shen qingqius mental state he gets more flare ups of without a cure that make him ill#soooo many thoughts#feel free to add!!!#svsss#scum villian’s self saving system#scum villain#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu
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Reuniting with a distorted past.
Extra:(New personality tested gone wrong)

wanted to play with rin living in the aftermath aus aswell and had these drawings laying around to share so yay
Panel 1: Was buried alive.
Comic 1: Who are you supposed to be?



new friends
Comic 2: Misguided protection.

obito still sensing the warning signs of rin losing her temper. anyways they proceeded to be dragged into the ocean by rin like some sea monster
Comic 3: Finding out (Now what will you do?)
obito is harshly brought back from his delusions because now its not just kushina but rin too who he needs to ripped out the tail beast from
#naruto#naruto fanart#kakashi hatake#rin nohara#obito uchiha#naruto sukea#fanart#art#my art#sketch#drawing#digital art#hope i can add something new and if not may i shall add fuel to the fire for rin!! :)#So Rin loses ALL of her memories forever (kinda)#the only thing that remains for sure is the feeling of missing something that she'll never reach it again#she's alone and is left to roam directionless until she meets an elderly civilian that is also alone#she stays with her for a year+ but she passes away. But Rin with her new identity decides to walk forward (with love comes pain#but to love at all was the greatest thing to her.) She cherishes her new memories and won't let it stop her from moving on#inbetween this time frame she meets isobu in her mind after he gains enough form within her (who is also without memories)#Now WAY LATER she meets Sukea who looks like he's about to panic and she tries to help (which uh doesnt work too well)#but then Sukea joins her on her travels (sending minato an letter through his summons of rin being alive and forgetting the mission)#they both wander around (he doesnt know how to bring up their past) but then obito appears (always at the wrong times)#At first glance he's pissed but then realizes that this isnt fake AND its both the worse thing yet best thing to ever happen#Now Rin thinks she made two new friends who give her feelings of warmth but they both also reminded her of something old she thinks#PS Minato and Kushina are freaking out back in the village but can't do anything about it (Obito hasn't acted on his plans yet so yes)
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Nico di Angelo ; Fallen Angel (ft. Will Solace)
(sorry for being inactive. i promise I’ll still do the requests…one day (soon))
#i have such a bad fever rn so i decided to just give up after working on this for 8 hours total….#i used zero references so yk what that means! (it means art block. again.)#i think i went a little heavy on the religious imagery but that adds to it…kinda….idk#nico di angelo#solangelo#will solace#nico di angelo fanart#will solace fanart#should i tag him???hes featured but like….ugh#solangelo fanart#pjo#pjo fandom#pjo hoo toa tsats#tsats#the sun and the star#rrverse#my art#pjoverse#pjo fanart#tsats fanart#did i forget tags??? probably!!! but im expecting this to do awful bc it doesnt have a joke OR a doodle#just posting this for the real ones out there…..somewhere……….
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Sometimes I feel like celiac disease doesn't actually count as a disability since it's so easy and stress free compared to deadly allergies, but then I remember that I have to meticulously plan every trip I go to and play 4D chess with uni campus restaurant menus and for a brief moment there was genuine consideration if I should be put on growth hormones because I was so small from not getting enough nutrients
#...but then again its so easy. its no deadly nut allergy or diabetes#but then again i cant go to some countries?????#but then again i dont even have to take like medication and im not in pain constantly#but then again i was so pale and small before they found my celiac. there was no growth in my body and i shouldve been taller#but i wont DIE if i ingest gluten#but i would have a landslide's amount of other symptoms if i did ingest gluten regularly to this day#but its really just a stomach ache its nothing#but the food is more expensive and that really adds up in the long run when theres no welfare for celiac from the government#but its so accessible nowadays its like theres no issue at all#but... i have been told people feel sorry for me#but its so easy! it doesnt really count.#not fish#complicated thoughts about a lifelong autoimmune disorder is all
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im aware that daniel calling armand "boss" is a one time thing in the book and at some point it became like a fanon nickname that gets used frequently and some people don't like it. but personally i am a daniel caling armand "boss" enjoyer. i think it's cute. especially when it's like... it just started out as a snarky passive aggressive thing whenever armand got really bossy and bitchy and daniel bit back and then it evolved into a term of endearment
#which is how it is in the book anyway since its a sarcastic reaction to armand getting annoyed + wanting him to shut the fuck up lmao#but hes his minion yknow. he can act like a little henchman if he wants 🫡#i also like it in the show context w/ daniel being aware of the whole maitre thing. its not the same kind of dynamic for them because#they work differently and that doesnt apply here but it still adds layers#+ it definitely for him would start out as mocking/completely insincere/sarcastic. and then one day he says it a bit too fondly#iwtv#devil's minion
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tbh anytime i think about pjotv my mind just. gets absolutely fucking boggled. the amount of shit they didnt explain. why sally stays with gabe, how adhd and dyslexia are fixtures in a demigod’s life, LUKE’S QUEST, the mist, WHY THE PACT OF THE BIG THREE EXISTS, why the gods are in america… for a show that has an ungodly amount of exposition dump they sure glossed over a lot of important plot and lore details!
#and if they did in fact explain these things the fact that i cant remember them is criminal. it means it didnt make an impression on me#im sure theres a shitton more other things they bypassed lol feel free to add on below#my meta#pjotv crit#i respect rick wanting to go back on writing choices that may not have aged well#but axing them entirely doesnt do the narrative any favors#like the flame of western civilization etc etc -> which i think there is a way to do it properly#but my point is: at least try to come up with an alternative????
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Saw this tweet on Twitter and now I have to make it about them




Like, brother 1 based off Maleficent and brother 2 based off the sword that kills her it doesn't get any more toxic and doomed than that
#twst#malleus draconia#twst silver#twisted wonderland#i know that the story doesnt straight up look you in the face and word for word go “these are siblings” and malleus is still technically-#-under maleficia legally but tbh the fact that they cant actually become siblings and malleus cant actually become lilias son like silver-#-is just adds to the tragedy
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Astarion :3
#his face is saur hard to draw lol but aslo im bad at drawing peoples likeness but still man#anyways heres a messy astarion maybe ill fix it up more later but i jsut wanted to render seomthing but also not take forever on it so#here he is :3#i forgot to add like someof the spots and stuff on his face but whatever too late now#astarion#astarion fanart#astarion baldurs gate#astarion bg3#astarion ancunin#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 astarion#fanart#still doesnt look wuite how i want it to but eh#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate 3 fanart#okay i edited his eyes a bit i think i drew them too large last time but also might switch back and forth cause ia m indecisive :^)#art#sketch#doodle
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The Baenre children...
My favorites were Quentel (I love a spoiled evil princess) and Gromph, hes probably extremely powerful being a 700 year old wizard and yet hes still pathetic somehow
#dnd#forgotten realms#legend of drizzt#house baenre#fanart#i dont wanna tag this many characters again#also who the fuck is m1ntharas mother?? i accidentally spoiled myself on quentel coming back which i never doubted she would#so logically probably her but maybe the timeline doesnt add up with that....
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zane and kai bonded in the early seasons by discovering new music together. both didnt really have a great access to it growing up (there was an only an old radio or maybe a scratchy vinyl player in ignacia's library and zane's village had no electricity) so they mainly grew up hearing their respective villages' traditional live music. Hearing those 'end-of-2012-mashup' compilations changed both of their lives
#i loveee love love thinking about the implications of everyones backgrounds during the early seasons#cole grew up in the suburbs of ninjago city and also came from a rich (rich?? lou is rich right? hes famous?) family#so he came from the most privileged (in terms of wealth/location) background but not the most loving family#meanwhile jay had a very very close-knit family but he grew up poorer and more isolated in a desert but was still surrounded by technology#hashtag bring back jays country accent 2025#both nya and kai and zane came from very rural areas (though zanes more rural if i can remember). ignacia had bamboo telephone poles#but you see little to no tech in the rest of the village so its safe to assume the little electricity they do have isn't the highest qualit#zanes village in my mind was a very tight community. It takes a village to raise a child yada yada. i think it was smaller than ignacia too#which adds to the everyone knows everyone aspect#theres also the factor that kai and nya seem?? quite separated from the rest of their village? their shop is on a hill fairly far from the#main community from what i remember in the pilots#i do think that when their parents first disappeared lots of village members stepped up to support them the best they could#but as kai and nya got older the help became less due to a mix of the two's own stubbornness and also the villagers deeming them old enough#with zane i imagine it to be an almost. Everyone's family kinda dynamic. people supporting people#but i loveee the added aspects of like. Different slang that everyone would use or music or clothes#im also just gonna guess that kai nya and zane didnt have access to like? videogames and stuff?#maybe kai and nya a little when their parents were around bc they cld afford it but like i said ignacia doesnt seem very high tech#so their first times playing would be with jay (who made his own little versions of gameboys and nintendos yada yada) and cole (who grew up#with a playstation)#theres also traditions and culture to think about!!!! the rural areas would probably have more conservative mindsets but also more#individual traditions. So it would be very interesting to see what kai nya zane picked up from their childhoods#and how it differs to jay and cole (mainly cole since he had the most 'typical' childhood)#URGHHH im going on such a rant but I DONT CARE. MY BLOG MY RULES#miz talks#ninjago#ninjago kai#ninjago zane#oppositeshipping#(i had to i loveee them)#when u and gang are both equally as astounded at techno music
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