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idk what the construction workers outside my window are doing but it definitely sounds like the opposite of construction
#destruction#how many pots are they dropping in succession?#it is almost impressive#that is the sound of not progress#*Looney toons vase smashing sound* Hey man stop *more vases are smashed* what did you say? *metal ladder mildy swinged against a wall*#It just sounded like someone threw a brick at something#Are they robbing my neighbours?#But they are wearing safety hats and visibility vests#I guess they are staying safe during robbery at least#Oh the sound of a window smashed in#♧other#now they're yelling at each other
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive#for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting#I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit#anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you#i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3#uquiz#my uquizzes#my quizzes#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#uquiz link#quiz link#quizzes#quiz#is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience#^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience
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whenever something slightly good happens to me an immediate reminder that the life I actually wish for is impossible comes and kicks me in the metaphorical nuts
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i think the real reason Lucanis has a coffee addiction is so the animators had an excuse to show just how good they are at making characters hold cups now.
like look at that. its not floating 6 inches away from his palms. it goes up and down with his hands. he's even got one hand on the handle itself! we've come so far since the hilarious joining chalice animation in Origins and Solas's cup of misery tea that floats 4 seconds behind his arm movements
#im sure theres a terrible cup somewhere in da2 also but i cant think of one rn#ramblings#for as much as i have criticisms of this game the animators/modelers/graphics people did an outstanding job#i have almost no bugs at all in those departments its really impressive#dragon age: veilguard#dragon age: the velilguard#jade plays dav#lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#lucanisposting#or close enough to it
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elon musk really is a walking parody of "divorced man whose children hate him"
#his commitment to the bit is almost impressive at this point#if anything about this man could impress
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Gregory fears FNAF DJ music man...Abby does not
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#abby schmidt#fnaf gregory#dj music man#security breach#fnaf fanart#MUSIC MANNNNNNN 🔥🔥🔥#finally Abby formally meeting DJ music man#I just know in my heart Abby would love DJ#like DJ music man is cool dude just vibes and makes beats#he’s also just really impressive due to his size and all#GREGORY ON the other hand I don’t think is as excited to see him#WHICH IS fair seeing he was chased by the guy#almost getting crushed I think would ruin anyone’s impressions on a person#BUT DJ music man is chill promise Gregory 🙏🏾#just jam out with him he’s chill like that
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Kind of wild how almost all of John's actions and motivations after they get past the silo are indisputably helpful, but that first 20% of impressions is so caustic and arrogant that it's hard to pick out the first time watching. As soon as he becomes roped into the team, it's clear that he's observant, competent, and protective, but he's gone two for two as the character who makes the worst first impression with literally anyone. He gives reasonable suggestions when they're trying to escape and the others don't take him seriously because he's already made himself so unlikable. He waits for Yelena against his better judgement and she just assumes he ignored her. His personality is his own enemy.
#thunderbolts*#john walker#mcu#marvel#yelena belova#ava starr#bob reynolds#bucky barnes#also when bob gets shot he waits for confirmation from both ava and yelena before he drives off#instead of just going when Ava tells him to go#he almost always looks to at least one other person for confirmation when he realizes something#when he realizes bob punching isn't right you see him glancing over at Bucky and then Bucky who doesn't see his look says 'this isn't right#us agent#thunderbolts spoilers#twilight-zoned-out#glad he met the thunderbolts because most other people wouldn't give him the time of day after that first impression
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u don't understand senku wanted gen to understand that it's christmas SO BADLY


like he hung up those light bulbs on the tree and just started dropping hints randomly. like oh, today's perfect actually. i'd say we're right on schedule. nudge nudge wink do u get it gen do u get it
and then it FINALLY clicks to gen that it's christmas so senku pulls this classic tsundere move:

#me thinks senku enjoys impressing gen#like sure gens the only modern timer so hes the only one who will understand The Reference#but even post-stone war senku still acts this way u feel me#not saying that senku doesnt like impressing other ppl tho bc#well it's not rly abt impressing ppl per se he just likes it when other ppl admire science just like him#he just gets so smug abt it with gen#which makes his science explanations etc feel more personal idk#and so i conclude from the mini compilation ive saved in my gallery that senku particularly enjoys impressing gen#i also have a chronic disease of being delusional yes yes i know#dr stone#dcst#sengen#urghh whenever i say the word christmas too much my head plays#almost christmas means IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS#phoenix u will always be famous#dcst posting
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Was reading the F1 website's interview with Italian multiple Michelin-star chef Massimo Bottura (who is the current head of the Ristorante Cavallino in Maranello) and

This is the cutest fucking thing I've ever read I need to stare at the wall for a while
#my ponderings#sports#formula 1#ferrari#sir lewis hamilton#charles leclerc#massimo bottura#LEWIS CHE FA IL TRIS DI SPAGHETTI AL POMODORO VOGLIO PIANGERE 🥺🥺🥺#sorry for not linking the article it's under F1 Unlocked 😔#the amount of butchering of Italian is terrible. none of the foods/dishes are written correctly. it's almost impressive#Ser Luigino Amiltone e Beato Charles di Montecarlo martire e guaritore
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Bedhead 🐮👅
#I had the silliest dream last night my sister went as Glinda the good witch for some costume contest#and had a wand with crazy pyrotechnics that almost burned the venue down#but really impressed some rich dude who wanted to fund a performance with her as Glinda#so I said I’d direct but that we needed someone on vocals bc and I quote dream tsuchi:#“my sister is a lovely singer but she’s no Ariana grande”#but then I like turned down Kristin chenoweth bc like it’s been done before#and went with Gigi hadid who I only actually know in name like I couldn’t tell you who she is in real life#and then I was like “wait I have no experience directing a musical” and woke up#Virgo ass moment tbh#gpoy#and yes I was almost late to work bc I kept snoozing my alarm bc I wanted to see how the musical would go
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hey there!! i'd been checking this blog for a while, and I really wanted to say you're a great source of inspiration haha! I really love your dog characters and your lore! The amount of research and dedication is really amazing!! about ludovica's gf, do you mind if I come in with my vision as well? I think she'd be a really fluffy dog, maybe with curly hair. so my mind went to the portuguese water dog; but then i thought of two versions: long hair and short hair. so i drew both (tried my best to make her look like a lady and not a grandpa haha)
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#I'm so sorry this ask is almost a year old at this point and I'm only now responding to it auh#but I keep thinking about this version of the mystery girlfriend habitually I think this is the first headcanon design anyone came up with#I absolutely adore that she's a fluffy curly dog it's such a bold and distinct choice#I don't have any ocs with this specific fur type so it would be a new and interesting challenge trying to get used to drawing her#and I totally get the struggle about the unintentional grandpa look heh it's the same thing with wirehaired dogs#the portuguese water dog is a fitting breed to pick considering the setting imo#I previously tried to make a lagotto romagnolo version of her but the curly face fur was really muddling her expressions#the white eyebrows are a clever move they're pretty and make her face so much more readable than a solid black would#the white streaks on her ears are a wonderful detail too they kind of remind me of frankenstein's bride haha#and I appreciate the fact you drew her in a period accurate dress! the rosy pink goes really nicely with her stark black and white fur#the sketches are so sweet their chemistry comes through so clearly#thank you so much for putting this much thought and effort into her! again I'm sorry I kept you waiting#I truly hope you didn't think I disliked your concept although I wouldn't blame you at all if that's the impression you got#I think I have another ask of yours somewhere in my inbox I'll try to find it#gift art#pouletpourrisoldblog#Ludovica#own characters#I'll come back to give the gf her own tag once I've decided on the name
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Jason and Damian stay with the League. They’re basically royalty and functionally generals, completing missions with Talia and serving Ra’s and the needs of their family.
As such, a large portion of that is maintaining a public cover. Talia lives a very public life that she uses for political maneuvers.
Jason attends college and Damian attends school, everything is public record and on visas.
However, it isn’t until Bruce is required to attend one of Lex’s galas in Metropolis that he becomes aware of Talia’s status as a Mother.
It’s also the first time he meets her sons.
Cut to Bruce blue-screening as Talia introduces Jason and Damian al Ghul, who are the very picture of upper class royalty.
Nightwing and Robin are immediately in his ear over comms (teamed up with Uncle Clark to foil whatever plot is going on) asking what’s wrong as Bruce can’t take his eyes off his dead son and a child that looks like the spitting image of his father.
#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#nightwing#robin#talia al ghul#talia is a good mom a great mom even absolutely the best and wants the best for her boys#jason has a shit eating grub at seeing bruce almost pass out upon looking at him#damian is not impressed with his father whatsoever and tells him so#dick tim and clark are losing it over the comms#meanwhile alfred (whose been sitting in the limo parked for the evening) comes inside because he would never waste an opportunity#to see his grandsons#*grin not grub i’m not retyping all that#just give me high society jason and damian being absolutely brutally loyal brothers and killing the joker and taking down animal fighting#rings together as they serve as generals in the league and shut down all attempts to make them bats (except tea with alfred)
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Headcanoning that Harumasa heard Soukaku saying "sowwy~" one time and stole it immediately to use on Yanagi cutesy-cutesy style to help him get out of trouble since she's weak to Soukaku and her big wet eyes
#he tried pulling the double whammy of saying ''Sowwy Nagi~'' one time but then she almost electrocuted him to death#when he pulls it on Miyabi it doesn't work (obv) but instead she's impressed with his Soukaku impression and asks who else he can imitate#he starts doing impersonations of multiple people in the office for Miyabi (+Soukaku)'s entertainment to get out of doing real work#soukaku zzz#asaba harumasa#zenless zone zero#wyzzze.posting
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Omg. the light... they're finally seeing it......
Wrong movie, boys!!! The twin thieves don't flip boats during the romantic scene, get your roles right!!
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And just a liiitle painful extra:
#“let's go Deeva time to experience some emotions” I say as I drag her out of her room#But Deeva crying.... 27 injured 1 dead (me)#that scene always destroys me on so many levels 😭#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland oc#twst oc#twst cater#deeva twst#cateeva#my art#Tangled AU#tbh pretty impressed with how I speedran all this in 3 days so I could post it before the event ends#I almost didn't make it in time LMAO I blame my schedule
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my only complaint about data is i wish he was worse
#deadmaidart#star trek#star trek the next generation#data#geordi la forge#daforge#my favorite bit to do with robot characters is draw them functioning like a bad pc and it feels irresponsible to do with a character that i#canonically an almost impossibly impressive machine but i cant help myself.
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this is how they met btw
(I mean... same girl)
#my girl had to pretend she wasn't impressed by all that#hardest thing she ever did 😔#for context: ratonhnhaké:ton has a rough encounter in the woods with a bear and almost got his ass handed#until She™ enters scene and drags him to safety#that's it#that's how their love story begins#let me be delusional#I can't write it so I have to draw them#connor kenway#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor's mistery wife#enhní:te#ac 3#my art
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