#it was. perplexing.

[gabrielle-darktree]

shoutout to the girl at jorvik stables who invited me to a group so i assumed we were going to do the group races and accepted, but then she started the show jumping race for some reason which i had already done but i didn't think much of it, just did it, and i beat her by quite a bit bc i am level 25 and she was level 15, so then i started the first group cross country race and felt bad bc she seemed younger so i did the whole race at a slower gallop and let her win and when we got back, she laughed at me, left the group, and ran away????

[subsequentibis]

and you're telling me the popular ship in the fandom is gideon/harrow and not gideon/dulcinea. that's what i'm given to understand. no one else is melting at gideon saying very genuinely "i don't want you to die". no one else is really really smitten with dulcinea and practically swoons when she talks

[pangur-and-grim]

I wish this wasn’t his hobby

[radiance1]

Danny has been reincarnated.

Which was an odd thing to realize, it wasn't even a slow one he just... snapped into it one day. One moment he was staring at a wall out of boredom the next, well, he was staring for an entirely different reason.

It was a task for his now young -he thinks around three years old?- mind to work its way through the memories, but it wasn't like he had much else to do honestly. So, what does he know?

His name is Danny, like, his actual name and not just a moniker. He was once a halfa and he already knows he's going to be missing invisibility and intangibility. He, well, died. For like, a second time which actually makes sense because reincarnation-

Anyways.

He was a clone of two people from this thing called the Justice League which, weird name but probably some government or activist group. Wonder Woman and Superman. Which were pretty weird names to name your kids but eh.

He doesn't really remember much besides that from this life, or the one from before but he's an adult! He'll figure things out once he gets out of this containment tube thing.

Did he mention he was in a test tube? He's a tube baby now. He thinks? Or maybe it's more like he's being contained.

Whatever.

So he breaks out. Thank you apparent superstrength that he has no idea why he has but he's not going to complain! He then wandered around all of the other test tubes, able to remember just enough of English to see that yea, they're dead.

He probably was too, before he had memories zapped into him. Or a vegetable.

He then finds this really big container, checks it out, then opens it because the clone inside isn't dead!

'Project Match' it said. He'll just call him Match.

Was he thanked for helping him? Nope. You would think that he would be thanked or at least somewhat respected for saving this guy but nope!

He was, quite literally, held up by his leg and dangled in the air. Who dangles a three-year-old?! Well, he was technically and adult but still! The next few things were a blur but after pulling off the old Fenton charm he found him and Match outside as he tried to stop him from attacking random people.

Luckily the charms and privilege of the youngest (he's assuming he's the youngest, because he's physically three) was more than enough to get through to him. Sure, the guy couldn't form words, really aggressive for literally no reason, really weird but also absolutely cool looking eyes. But he worked around the first issue by developing their own personal language from like grunts and stuff, the second he once again used his youngest privilege to boss him around and the third a pair of sunglasses easily fixed.

He just had to steer Match clear of those random S crest mark thingies. Which was a weird thing to hate but hey, he's not there to judge.

[kensatou]

why are you as a man smiling like that at your temporary teammate who the nhl ships you with....

[sycamorality]

pronouns any%

[ryllen]

too tired to doodle properly, but have a florid

[thoodleoo]

the ancient greeks and romans had a lot of wild things to say about magnets and how they thought magnets worked, but i think my very favorite has to be from the pseudo-orphic work lithica in which the author claims that you can tell your wife is cheating by putting a magnet under her bed, because if she's been cheating, its repelling force will fling her out of the bed cartoon style

[botanyshitposts]

today i was driving on a highway in idaho and there was a big rig semi with a tumbleweed trapped in the front grate. megafauna dispersal

[isaacz]

[dykealloy]

[hinamie]

get these boys summer uniforms and cold beverages Stat

[kermdoeswriting]

Bruce Wayne died the very same night his parents were murdered brutally in front of him. In an alleyway near his favorite theater in Park Row.

Its a simple well known fact to those that are EXTREMELY closest to him.

The problem was that he just wasn't aware of how seriously true that fact was until a young ghostling approached him to talk about entering his "haunt" semi-permanently.

Both to attend university (Bruce DID have some concerns about this teenage ghost attending classes when he was dead but more so for the ghost themselves and not the students) and to talk about getting the Batman some help for his currently unstable "core".

Something that seemed to be making him run around more violently over the years compared to a regular ghosts core and was affecting his ghostling children the longer it continued like that.

Either way, Bruce was concerned that the ghost was just seeing things wrong and Danny seemed equally as concerned as to what could have POSSIBLY made his subjects core this broken inside and if it could even be fixed-

[vigilskeep]

imagine being midway through dying of the blight unless you do a crazy secret ritual for the order you were forcibly conscripted into and some guy you’ve never met turns around to you and says “one good thing about the blight is how it brings people together”. that happened to my friend mahariel

[dear-ao3]

katya being an absolutely bonkers individual, july 11, 2024, colorized.

[allpiesforourown]

Still not over them posting this screenshot where out of context it looks like binghe is groping shen yuans chest