#it's been a helluva week

[pinkished]

Jessie 🥹

I’m kissing you right back! 😘💋💋💋

AAAAAAAAAAH ty beeb!!!!! 🥹🥰💕

[oatmealdoodles]

Shout out to our favorite little Queers™

Edit: fixed their sexualities, I was just going off head-canons before

[elleapdraws]

Starting Stolitz Week Challenge! Day 1: Domestic life

Don’t use without permission, don’t repost, please. Ok to reblog! Thank you! 💛

[paintbrushinacoffeecup]

once again, @unpeeled-human's art is keeping me together

Mel is @dashcon-two's, the original comic by unpeeled linked here!

[angelshizuka]

Don't mind me, just imagining this being their reactions after their first time as an established couple.

Blitz just being utterly and unapologetically in love and Stolas being in shock from how that was somehow even better than all the kinky sex they used to have.

[burning-moths]

Okay but the tune of Owl In A Cage playing as Stolas walks up to Andrealphus' palace? Like just being in the presence of all the statues and grandeur reminds him of how repressed he felt living that life? How close those feelings still are, just pushed under everything else? Ow, hit me right in the feels why don't you?

[shortbreadly]

the divorce is going well i see

based on this

[ceaselessims]

it does make me laugh a little bit that stolas made this deal about the full moon, but once they were actually hooking up both he and blitz start blurring the lines of what that means almost immediately 😭

By the harvest moon festival (s1e5) they're already having sex outside of the "normal" schedule for the deal. And in truth seekers (s1e6) they're having sex because they want to, without even considering the full moon. Of course after Ozzie's, Stolas stops asking Blitz to hook up at all. When he finally reaches out again, Blitz is genuinely excited to hook up and plans for it the whole month (evidenced on his calendar) and then packs for the night with stolas all day in Full Moon

blitz really said the sex is too good and i'm catching feelings but it's for work rn so i can't really think about that :-)

[lunaeclipse1057-ao3]

So I just realized something

Blitz has only sung twice in the entire series thus far

When I See Him Tonight and Mastermind

Both of which were duets with Stolas

When I See Him Tonight, Blitz was rapping, not really singing, because he was pushing his feelings aside, not showing how he felt because he didn’t think it was returned

Mastermind, it’s finally so obvious that not even Blitz can look past it. Stolas is in love with him. Even though Vivzie confirmed that they couldn’t hear each other during that duet moment, Stolas gave up EVERYTHING to save Blitz’s life. He knows.

And he sings.

Edit: I don’t count truth seekers as 1. That wasn’t Brandon Roger’s and 2. It was a hallucination

[sophfandoms53]

The dark days are over guys, he’s back in the merch drop we finally won😭🫶🧡

[luneemeritus]

I'M NOT OKAY

SINSMASS SPOILERS

WHAT WAS THIS EPISODE

ALSO MILLIE IS FUCKING PREGNANT. SHE'S PREGNANT. SHE'S PREGNANT. VIA. VIA. VIA IS A POWERFUL DEMON THAT SAVED HER DAD BUT BUT BUT. BUT SHE LEFT HIM. SHE LEFT HIM THINKING SHE WAS THE REASON HE WAS UNHAPPY WHEN IT WAS THE OPPOSITE.

I. THE. THE STOLITZ MOMENTS. AND KISS. AND HUG??? LIKE???

HOW DO I FEEL AFTER THIS?

[purplehalnw]

The dance scene... This is what I had been waiting for four fucking years to happen and it finally did and I am losing my mind right now 😭

[brennustheskeleton]

Lyrics are from “2 Minutes Notice” from Helluva Boss and written by Sam Haft and Andrew Underberg

Lyrics from “There are worse things I could do” from Grease

[hood-ex]

The first thing my boss said to me this morning was, "I have a surprise for you!"

And I was like, "Is it a dog? A horse?"

And she was like, "Yeah! It's a puppy!!"

So then we went and played with a bernese mountain dog puppy before work. He was the fluffiest and cutest lil bean!

[echoes-lighthouse]

Hi I haven't been on this blog much because I've been busy writing over 100,000 words of self-indulgent vampire self-insert content, HOWEVER

I did watch the new Helluva Boss short and I'm obviously in love with Emberlynn, I adore her, I want the Hellaverse to get overrun with parody self-insert characters. I always fall in love with the reader insert characters in fanfiction so it makes sense that I fell in love with her. Anyways here we are and we're gay and we watch questionable anime and compete to write the most fucked up erotic fanfiction about it.

[kalza]

Remember that 'Magnet,' trend from years ago? Let's bring that back!

actually....on second thought maybe not.....

Happy Valentine's Day from your local gay cowboys from completely different franchises.....and the cursed part of my brain that decided to crack ship them....I am not sorry.