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It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus
#yesterday i made a complainy post about a whale edit having people confused about whale sharks and orcas' dolphin and whale identity#but honestly i cant even hold these things against someone. its confusing that whale sharks are called with two different animal names!#and if you only know about the whale dolphin porpoise divide then you may not know that dolphins and porpoises and others are toothed whale#i dont think anyone is actually stupid for not having this information preinstalled in their brains#if anything it makes me happy to get to explain things because i love explaining things that i know :D#however... this#it just makes me sad :(#its so weird when this whole thing is subjected towards OTHER VERTEBRATES too like fish or reptiles or amphibians#like man.... you are a fish. your ancestors were buddy buddy (or actually probably enemy enemy) with the ancestors of these guys#fish are like a whole other class of animal to a lot of people dont even get me started#they never get the same protections as mammals or birds do even if they are just as or more endangered#mmmmm i wont rant now#biology
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William Afton’s totally real true FNAF name
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#william afton#fnaf cassidy#vincent fnaf#if you guys remember this name you deserve a veterans discount#William doesn’t like being called that one 💔#Cassidy just said it to piss him off truly
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eastern european haunted emily axford pc, transfem daughter of libertarians ally beardsley pc, spot on pub representation grizzled old british lady siobhan thompson pc, nasty old gun guy zac oyama pc, posh boy brian murphy pc, famous explorer with a book series that really falls off lou wilson pc we're fucking eating this season my god
#the comment about old white women who don't know what suncream is and have only ever worked outside sent meeeee#is that just every person I've ever met growing up in rural england I think so#this was so fucking good I just smiled the whole way through I love them all so much#transfem pc time let's fucking gooo!!!!#there's nothing funnier to me than the fact that the gotch sons names get more normal as you go down the line#like the fact that they started at samwell and then there's hatwell and wealwell and we end with maxwell is so fucking funny#van using normans as an insult had me crying#the wildly impressive old woman married to just a guy and they have a pub and are like completely infatuated with each other is perfect#and very accurate#the fucking gentrified pub idk why I'm only thinking about the gentrified pub in all of this but it's so real#also everyone slagging off lou's book series before he even gets to introduce his character screaming#I'm literally obsessed with all of them#cloudward ho!#cloudward ho#dimension 20 cloudward ho#dimension 20 cloudward ho!#d20#dimension 20#marya junková#van chapman#olethra macleod#daisuke bucklesby#montgomery lamontgomery#maxwell gotch#the names are fucking banging as well omg#love steampunk with all my heart
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dipper is a weirdly special kind of character to me because I was that type of kid, the one who wanted to grow up too fast and got irritated at their sibling not taking things too seriously and never wanting to seem childlike. i connected heavily with him, and honestly the entire arc of Gravity Falls being in part about him learning to just be a kid really helped me in the long run. it was a great wake up call seeing a character so similar to me at that age learn to finally stop trying to be an adult before i was ready.
#now im more of a mabel but thats how it goes!#i also am named mason so its really funny how much i went “he just like me fr” back when i was a guy#my posts#gravity falls
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post-graduation trip airport looks
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jujutsu kaisen fanart#these took ages but fr once i am choosing to forgive myself given th fact tht i was coming out of A State when i drew them#im normal now dw drawing the first years wearing merch of my comfort content fixed me#when in doubt play dress up. life hack#i am holding fast 2 my hc tht megumi is a fiend @ indie platformers and is a household name on the celeste speedrun leaderboards#argue with a wall this is my jujutsu kaisen#megumi designated Drink Runner also#alr in line at a cafe texts their gc 'what do you guys want' n gets mad @ nobara fr making him go to a Second shop 2 get her bubble tea#anyway theres not much 2 say abt these just bc i needed sth Light n Easy 2 get me out of my head#no lore to fashion pieces which is both a blessing and a curse but it Is what i needed#nobara serving looks fr a flight i love u so much. it's probably 8 in the morning n she is in a fully coordinated fit#its so criminal tht we don't have more alt hairstyle official art fr her???? iirc it's Just the lost in paradise mv with her in buns no????#robbed. i am fixing it immediately.#wonder where the 3 of them wld go on a trip
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Whoops, wrong Stanley
I know I'm not the first one that have thought about Gravity Falls x the Stanley Parable, but I wanted to draw something too 💃 Also, I think the banter between Stanley and the Narrator would be fun.
#How did Stan get transported into the Stanley Parable you ask?#Probably just Dipper and Mabel wanting to show this game to Stan- due to it's name-#and then. idk. a weird storm happens outside that somehow zaps him into the game or something.#Now he has to put his trust on this Narrator guy to guide him through the game to an ending that hopefully gets him out of there#(and gives the Narrator his Stanley back)#Also. if you're wondering about the “Not this crap again” comment.#it's in reference to one of the GF: Lost Legends stories :]#my art#Stanley Pines#The Narrator#Gravity Falls#Gravity Falls Fanart#The Stanley Parable
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GIVE THESE BOYS A WEEKEND YAOI FISHING TRIP !! GAT DAMN!! i actually have so many thoughts about Big getting Shadow into fishing istg im gonna make a whole comic on it im in too deep
#you guys gotta fucking help me#WHERE MY SHABIG NATAION AT HUH?? HUH??#im so tired#sth#sonic#big the cat#shadow the hedgehog#sonic x shadow generations#shabig#my art#i will take over the world with the power of shabig just you fucking wait#bigadow#shabig is way funnier of a name#they can also just be besties too!!
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Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co
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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look
"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc
obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#armand#armand iwtv#scopophobia cw#in s1 the look on 'rashid''s face when daniel asks where hes from is so carefully and calculatedly innocent i like it a lot#then ofc in 2x05 the actor for armand enters what is medically referred to as sicko mode#whats his name actually hold on#assad zaman#goood stuff#what can i say this show is candy for my brain#v funny how armand was literally Just A Guy in the first season but season 2..... holy fuck#i want 100 more episodes of this freak#yes he did all that and i stand with my cancelled wife
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He did eventually sign it
#sonic movie universe#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo#but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married#which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about#anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me#first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is#you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere#then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it#he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official#but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out#also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay#the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official#THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG#you get it i think it's funny
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#polites#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#odysseus#the guy whos name starts with y#im sorry i quite like him i just can't
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fiddauthor comic
#the people have been asking for it#and i've been thinking about this for a few days#because i'm imagining this exchange happening the second we walks through the door#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddauthor#fiddlesix#fordsquared#or whatever their ship name is#just pick one guys#myart#gay
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did you know there aren't any god-like powers of indigestion
#crawling out of my cave to offer this tiny gerry#the guy. the dude. the fella.#i miss him deeply and i'm glad he's sort of back but i. do not trust jonny sims.#and i say this as joyfully as possible#we ARE here to suffer#whatever happens i'll be cheering for him and his totally normal grandmother but you know. never forgive never forget.#anyway i'm limited to 24 frames until i can afford a software update which is absolutely devilish#so i'm just messing around in the meantime trying to figure out how it works! actual animatics soon mayhaps?#also i swear i'll start keeping this place active. soon. at some point. in a near future#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#gerard keay#gerry keay#gerard delano#gerry delano#he has too many names#tma gerry#tma gerard keay#the eye#tma fanart#my art#tw eye#tw flashing
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I spent like three hours making this
#I am NOT tagging all of these#but I’ll try I guess#destiel#ineffable husbands#pearlina#sasunaru#homumado#sonadow#is that rigth#I bet the ace attorney guys have a insane ship name#lawlight#shuake#<- I’m just googling them now#soriel#frowise#???????#sidlink#taakitz#bubbline#vrisrezi#hannigram#qcard#komahina#bowuigi#royai#batjokes#cuttletavio#hardenshipping#okay I’m done
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Gravity Text Post (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
#barely beating the 'only draws Ford' allegations with that first drawing#However. He is my blorbo so he is the one I think of most when I see random text posts. That first one tho. IMMEDIATELY thought of Stan#Gravity Falls#Gravity Falls Fanart#GF fanart#fanart#fan art#memes#text post meme#Ford Pines#Stanford Pines#Grunkle Ford#Stan Pines#Stanley Pines#Grunkle Stan#Dipper Pines#Mabel Pines#adult Mabel Pines#adult Dipper Pines#The Mystery Twins#Sorry these guys just have so many name varients#Bill Cipher#cw cursing#artists on tumblr#digital art#my art
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This is how Michael Afton was born in FNAF
(Based off this comic by @/the_angler_mann)
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#william afton#mrs afton#fnaf 4#Afton family#this is totally canon I promise#I’ll make a serious comic one dat about lil baby Michael#today is just not that day#I saw the original ver of this comic and got a vision#literally the lore of Michael and William#idk what she expected by marrying someone named the PURPLE guy
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so like imagine Undertale characters but they're all crafts supplies Part Two Electric Boogaloo (Sans and Papyrus) (Toriel and Asgore) (Frisk and Flowey) (Napstablook and Mettaton)
#undertale arts & crafts#undertale arts and crafts#<- ive decided maybe this is a better name for it#craftstale#<- i worry that this name might give people the wrong impression... like Minecraft?#these are fun to make... i have so many ideas for them already-- not just as individuals but the whole underground ;P#BY THE WAY!! I READ ALL OF YOUR TAGS AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY WHEN YOU GUYS COMMENT ABOUT THEM AND MAKE SPECULATIONS!!!!!!!!#I Will Say Though ☝️I Have Most Of Them Already Figured Out... So You Will All Just Have To Wait And See What I Do With This AU ;P#i hope you guys like what i have come up with...#Undyne is a push pin and Alphys is washi tape :]#undertale#undyne undertale#undyne#alphys#alphys undertale#push pin undyne#washi tape alphys#undertale au#utmv#cheese draws
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