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maddiethegoodwitch · 2 days ago
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💤 AHN SUHO BF HEADCANONS ༄
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— summary: i’m hyperfixiated on weak hero rn so. you can get some suho headcanons bc he’s my fav. talks about periods so this is aimed towards fem readers but just skip over that one if it doesn’t apply to you 😚
★ amazing with children. loves them. always finds a way to make them laugh or smile, and if the kid is old enough to remember him, they’ll get excited every time he comes around. he thinks they’re so adorable. is also good at the discipline part too
★ will eat any food that you don’t, but quadruple checks that you’re sure you don’t want it. because even if he eats like your last chicken nugget and then you say you’re hungry later, even if it’s hours after, he’ll feel bad and go buy you something.
★ this man knows how to handle a period. although growing up with no sisters (that we know of), he’s educated himself enough so that he can comfort you when it comes! gets you painkillers, craving foods, blankets, and a hot water bottle. every month. he’ll make sure you’re clean and well before doing anything else
★ gives the best cuddles. was one of those kids with an insane amount of teddies on his bed, and had them close to his chest every night. whether you’re on the couch or in bed, he’s always got you comfortably tucked up in his arms
★ warm hands. just generally a warm person, if he holds your hand or puts his hand somewhere on you, you’ll notice that he has more warmth than most and it’s rather lovely.
★ love languages are quality time and physical touch. he loves being around you, even if you’re just napping together, (which he loves), because it’s two of his favourite things. being with you, and being close to you.
★ pda lover. nothing extreme, but he’ll intertwine your fingers if you’re walking in public, or have his hand somewhere on you if you’re walking. your waist, around your neck, though that one isnt too comfortable. if you’re sat down next to each other, he’ll put his hand on your leg. he wants you to know he loves you all the time.
★ falls for the ai tiktok videos. he will send you videos of ai bunnies as strawberries and say “me and you”, or if he sees a video of a cat in a box on the side of the road in the rain, he’ll show you and pout.
★ the worst distraction. you two will have planned to study together, laying on your bed or something, and he’ll do about half an hour of studying before getting bored. he’ll say your name multiple times just to tell you he loves you, and knows when to stop before you get annoyed. he’ll press little kisses to your cheek and shoulder, lean against you, yawn.. but you don’t have it in you to get angry
★ takes the “last one there is a loser” challenges super seriously. you tell him to race him up the stairs? he will run at lightning speed. and have a cocky grin on his face as if he did something amazing
★ gets invested in rom coms. if you’re having a movie night and you put one of the classic girl films on, he won’t complain, but will pretend to be unbothered by it. but he is secretly praying that the main couple finds a way back together.
★ cat person. cats are soft and cuddly, like him, and he loves them. he’ll interrupt your conversation if you’re walking outside just to pspsps at a cat. and for some reason, it always works.
★ doesn’t post much on his socials. definitely not on tiktok, (can’t remember if we ever saw his instagram so forgive me if i’m wrong) but he probably would only post stories on instagram, and even then it would be reposted from others.
★ highkey a twice stan. he’d never been too into girl groups, but when you’re playing your music and he hears a banger, it goes in his playlist. he really liked moonlight sunrise by twice when it came on your playlist, and actually started casually listening to them.. his bias is mina
★ likes it when you patch him up. he can clean himself up after a fight, but he much prefers it when you do it. when you scold him at first but then go all soft on him, he loves it. will let you lie against him the same night, even if it hurts
★ munch. we know he likes his food
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youvebeengalindafied · 4 hours ago
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I (24f) am a politician in a highly public position that I’ve been working hard for several years to secure. I am recently engaged to my fiancé (27m), a famous trust baby who joined the CIA because he had connections with various intelligence operatives.
Everything seemed to be going great, but on the night of our engagement party, he suddenly gets a call and leaves. I follow him out of concern, and eventually find him at the Capital helping my ex-girlfriend* (25f) escape the police while holding a gun to my boss’ head (!!).
* to make a long story short: my ex and I had a bit of a dramatic breakup and she kinda went off the deep end and became a radical terrorist. She’s now wanted by INTERPOL - it’s like a whole thing. I’m still probably in love with her but that’s not important to this.
And my fiancé has the nerve to start yelling at ME to stay out of it, even though I’m ENGAGED to him and it’s MY ex-girlfriend he’s talking to!
But then here’s the kicker: when I’m like wtf is going on here?? Explain??? He says he’s RUNNING AWAY WITH MY EX GIRLFRIEND??? TO BECOME A FREEDOM FIGHTER?? AND LEAVING ME?!?
So bc I’m not stupid, I’m like “oh my god you’ve been cheating on me for several years with my TERRORIST EX-GIRLFRIEND” and my ex says “no bby we weren’t I promise!!” But then HE says “but we did have kinda a thing ngl” WHICH??!!??? WTF???
Well, they run off and leave me behind to clean up their messes. Again. Soooo I may have gotten a little bit mad and told the director of the CIA afterwards that the best plan for capturing them is to murder my ex-girlfriend’s physically disabled sister (23f). Not my proudest moment but I wasn’t in a great head space!! You can’t blame me!!
Anyways, I’m currently looking at a house with a dead corpse under it (my ex’s sister), and I miiiight have stolen the sister’s shoes and given them to the CIA operative who murdered her just so my ex couldn’t have them. And now my ex is sitting on the floor sobbing over her sister’s mangled body.
Be honest….AITA???
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seilnakyle · 2 days ago
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bc I love your analyses on selina's character, what do you think about stark and his relationship with her?
A fascinating part of her journey. My poor baby, I always feel so sad for Selina when I reread her scenes with him.
Selina fist meets this man some time after she begins training with Ted Grant (note the short hair which Ted advised) so she’s about 19 or 20 here. She’s not “officially” Catwoman yet, but has already experienced everything in “sister’s keeper” and is experimenting with vigilantism after being inspired by the Batman.
She’s still working as a prostitute at this point, and first meets Stark when he shoots her client in the head and proceeds to immediately shame her for her lifestyle and fill her head with the ideas of how much better he could make her.
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Selina considers Stark one of her most important teachers, she of course is a natural thief and just gets better with practice. Though Stark also recognizes her skill, he tends to undercut her confidence with criticism, a point to maintain control.
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Selina would spend a lot of time with him, and it was indeed a sexual relationship as well. They stay together for months, but eventually, Selina decides to double cross him on a diamond heist she set up. His crew ended up caught or dead, and Stark got away, but couldn’t return to Gotham.
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Though this was all Selina’s own plan, her getting rid of Stark may have had something to do with her growing bond with Batman. (I’m sure If Bruce knew anything abt Stark would have hated his guts instantly)
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After vanishing from Stark’s life, she would soon pop up in high society as the girlfriend of Gotham’s favorite playboy 🖤
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years later, Selina goes to Stark for help with a heist, and probably closure as well. What I would give to see Bruce’s reaction to the way Stark thinks he can talk to Selina. These are the moments that really break my heart for her, :( at this point Selina is fully Catwoman and doesn’t let anyone ESPECIALLY men speak to her like this. it’s clearly a reaction to his grooming, and lasting damage from Stan the pimp 💔 it’s daunting seeing her so submissive and lacking confidence. He’s always talking down to her, while knowing what a genius she really is. and every time she tries to get some closure he tells her that she’s embarrassing herself. It definitely makes u wanna choke him through the pages ..
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“Selina’s Big Score” goes very wrong, and Stark, just like Tucan Tony, is killed in front of Selina, along with the rest of the crew she put together.
instead of making big, Selina finds herself feeling unlovable, empty, and more lost than ever.
This is the Selina we meet at the beginning of Catwoman (2002) #1
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As much as I hate seeing her paired up with old men who don’t deserve to tie her shoes, I wish DC cared about Selina’s past enough to revisit mature topics like this. The “orphanage escapee” is interesting, but she went through a LOT to become the skilled and hardened woman that she is, and revisiting key points of her origin and specifically the people that are part of it like Ted Grant, Holly Robinson, Maggie Kyle, James Stark, ect…
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tvckerwash · 1 year ago
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nobody gets wash and lina's roles in the found family dynamic of the reds and blues right. wash isn't their tired dad—that's alpha's role—he's their asshole older brother who is sometimes completely done with their bs but still really really cares about them and wants to make sure they can look out for themselves. lina isn't their estranged cool aunt/mom—that's tex's role—she's their bossy older sister who secretly really loves all of them and finds their bs endearing when they're not driving her nuts and would do anything to protect them.
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skunkes · 5 months ago
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i am just now fully registering that a few months ago during my check in to see how i was adjusting to going on antidepressants, my doctor, who also treats my dad, said something along the lines of "considering your dad's behavior I think you're going to have to be on these for the rest of your life"
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seryooni · 2 months ago
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HSR AU: The Papas as Playable gacha game character ..... Cosmic Satanic Pope who travels across the universe
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this has been on my mind for some time bcs of HSR's new patch update, and what would be a great thing other than combining my two favorite things into one (smug face). Need my satanic popes to be a gacha game character soooo bad...
this is based on vibes only and mainly for combat mechanics — i might have to re-read the lores again to exactly assign them to a specific path/element and their skillset... this is just a Quick Thought.. I just need to get this out of my system!!!! feel free to share your thoughts to me too!!!
PRIMO
Path: Erudition
Element: Fire (a very obvi choice bcs of his red papal robes + the incense burner in Ritual) OR Imaginary. (but i'm leaning more towards imaginary...)
He gives off a support character vibes, umm SPD-based skills. Gives buff to the party and advances their turn. If built properly, he is also able to deal decent damage. Very great in Weakness-Break team. Often used in map exploration (the way he watches over his ghouls are so intense maybe he could spot all the treasures).
SECONDO
Path: Nihility i think.... or The Hunt
Element: Physical (bcs of his staff lol)
ATK-based DPS; follow-up attack is his main selling point, followed by his ultimate. Powerscaling player fan favorite. Players mostly use him in endgame battle features bcs he deals SOOO MUCH DMG... the downside is just he desperately needs support that advances his turn, also rarely got a rerun 🚶everyone on their knees begging for his gacha banner to come soon...
TERZO
Path: HARMONY or The Hunt if he ever got a new variant like Dan Heng does
Element: LIGHTNING
S-Tier support. EVERY PLAYERS WANTS HIM. His main skillset is focused towards increasing the party members' DMG and he also adds extra Skill Point as his technique. He is singing as the other party members are fighting (a mix of Robin and Sparkle kinda). Definitely could be tweaked into a DPS, and many players had chose to made him one.
(Imagine Terzo is singing Majesty as other party members fights the enemy)
COPIA
Path: Destruction (or remembrance, summoning his rats...)
Element: Wind
TAUNTS ENEMY but also has a VERY HIGH taunt value that he always gets attacked first and the most 😭☝️ maybe even worse than Tingyun so he probably needs a healer in his team comp. Despite the downside of the taunts, he is still players favorite. Might have HP based skills...? He got more buffs when his HP is lower than 50% and enters a "Dread Mode" (i made this up; copia being afraid of death but put into his passive skill basically) where his damage is increased. Possibly very similar to Blade. Powercrept by his twin later on the next updates...
PERPETUA
Path: Nihility
Element: Quantum
POSSIBLY another playable Emanator of Nihility. He gives debuff, specifically Bleed DoT to enemy with his skill; which is Perpy attacking the enemies with his claws. His ultimate is his prioritized skill to level up: He trapped the enemies into a domain where he drastically drains their HP for five attacks/turns. Distorted choirs as the BGM for his domain. Basically the enemies got SATANIZED.
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ijustneedtotalktomylawyers · 6 months ago
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The fact that the twins weren’t even thirty when they died makes me sad, like I know they’re mentally unstable killers, but they’re good boys 😁 (they might be my favorite Salamancas) Omg, who said that?😰
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whoblewboobear · 1 year ago
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Jace was totally a Hudol kid right?
He failed wizardry 101 three years in a row, he probably hooked up with your crush, ​he was voted most likely to be arrested on account of all the pranks he pulled around campus. He smokes cigarettes in the parking lot. He’s at the top of his sorcery classes and his name is on everyone’s lips, he’s Jace Stardiamond and if you don’t know him, then maybe you’re just not cool enough to.
By the time he’s a junior, everyone has an idea of who he is but when he’s alone with himself, he has a hard time deciding if he knows who he is. Every moment of his life he’s been told the whos, whats and whys and he feels trapped inside of the labels and high standards so he takes comfort in the unknown.
For once he finally feels in tune with his magic. He doesn’t need to know where it comes from when it comes to him as easy as breathing. He still has such a keen eye for it, though. He approaches sorcery with such a precision and resolve that leaves people in awe of him, the attention doesn’t hurt either.
He always admired that quality in the wizards surrounding him, there’s no reason he can’t borrow that kind of self discipline for himself if it leads to better self discovery.
Still, he can’t take the way his old wizardry textbooks mock him from where they live on his bookshelf. He finds a home for them far at the top of his closet and doesn’t look back.
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Is2g the way he told Adaine he couldn’t take a level of wizard, “I tried.” And then him saying he always thought wizards were a bit stinky has haunted me since the finale aired. That man has a deep vendetta associated with wizardry, you just know it. That shit haunts him.
#ngl I feel like Jace’s mom was probably a high elf and wanted her kids to go to the most prestigious school in Elmville but his dad was a#human adventurer that just wanted his sons to be happy#they get divorced by the time Jace is 15 and he chooses to stay with his dad bc the thought of going to live in fallinel with his mom makes#him itch#fallinel reminds him of Hudol and he doesn’t /love/ Hudol#his brother does though and his brother is definitely the good boy pragmatist wizard of the family#Jace’s dad tells him if he doesn’t wanna go to Hudol anymore he can transfer to aguefort and he does it. he doesn’t even attempt to try#wizard classes and it’s way too late to find an adventuring party#that final year is kinda a blur but it was fun.#he spent most of his time at parties and hooking up with more people than he could count#also in my head Jace has a brother and then when he’s like starting college his mom remarries and has his sister with his stepdad that he#haaaates#he hates visiting fallinel but he wants to get to know his sister#his dad also dies on an adventure during his college years#he comes back to an empty house because his brother just couldn’t#it’s the first time he’s really left to be the responsible one and he’s not bad at it but he’s so out of depths#he sells the house and starts couch surfing until he sees that Aguefort is hiring for a sorcerer teacher so he takes it#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#d20 fhjy#fhjy#jace stardiamond
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akabloom · 8 months ago
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interrupting loquat week w shinobu 😇
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andtheyreonfire · 5 months ago
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if i had the beautiful talent of making art i would've already drawn every persona 5 character as a sonic character like they're doing on twt. but unfortunately god knew i would be too powerful and i cannot even draw a straight line. anyways here's the sonic characters i would draw the pts as
joker - agent joker (archie). or shard
ryuji - jet the hawk/sonic
ann - rouge/honey the cat (sonic the fighters/comics)
yusuke - espio
makoto - sally acorn
futaba - tails
haru - cream the rabbit/breezie the hedgehog (also archie)
akechi - infinite/coldsteel the hedgehog (you know the one)
sumire - shadow/amy
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king-of-colors · 6 months ago
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i've convinced someone to watch dbda, and if she doesn't like it, murder is 100% in the cards
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snailpilled-and-based · 10 months ago
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I feel better now 🗣️ so like yay back to Woodrowposting
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I'm not proud of how his coat turned out bc I only had one reference of it in color 😭 everything else was in black and white 👎
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7-crows-in-a-trench-coat · 1 year ago
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i have a small jar full of deer teeth in my room and it just occurred to me that i could do the BEST human bill cipher costume this halloween-
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phinnking · 3 months ago
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decided to wear the skirt I bought a while ago for the first time today and so far I've had 2 of 3 family members in this house very akwardly comment on it so let's see how long it takes for me to get 100%
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iknowwhereyousleepatnight · 3 months ago
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they think he has epilepsy :(
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penisbutterjellytime · 1 year ago
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Gamers, Mutuals and Gamer Mutuals time to fight
A bunch of games that have been collecting dust in my steam library
Would play DA orgins, pretty sure its said to play them in order but 1.) I had it on steam and played less than an hour of it but now anytime I open it it crashes and 2.) I don't have a ps3 or 4
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