#it's shitposting hours

[oathkeeper-of-tarth]

"Selûnite rituals often involve milk, treat milk as a sacred substance, and Selûne accepts cups of milk as offerings because of its colour and her association with femininity--" Wrong. Selûne clearly wants milk so she can make the highest quality whey for her beloved buff daughter's holy protein shakes.

And in turn, we are all of us blessed (but Isobel most of all).

[korkiekenobiconfirmed]

not making any excuses for sn*w, but I will say that the Failed Situationship x Homoerotic Teenage Friendship combo is a hell of a double whammy

[aranostra]

armand posting himself on one of those "rate me" forums and then doxxing anyone who gives him lower than a 7

[torchickentacos]

"I asked ChatGPT-" okay well I asked one of the skyrim innkeepers, and she told me to slay the dragon at Autumnwatch Tower and then she glitched through the floor and I had to reload a save

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

Headcannon that Jason got the headstone from his grave and put it above his bed because it says 'Here lies Jason Todd' (he broke off the good soldier bit ofc) and thinks it's the funniest thing ever, some of the family, of course, are horrified.

Dick, at Jason's before they go out on patrol: Hey Jaybird, make sure to bring a spare respir--WHAT THE HELL?!?

Dick, looking frantically between Jason and the headstone: this is clearly a threat. Somebody knows your identity. I swear to GOD when I find who did this--

Jason, looking up from his phone comepletely unbothered: oh yeah, about that

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Bonus:

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Tim, climbing through Jasons bedroom window: Hey, its me, dont shoot. Do you have a first aid kit here right?

Jason, getting up from where he was reading in bed: ugh yeah sure, one sec

Jason, proceeds to grab a sticky note saying 'DOES NOT' and jabs it onto the headstone so it reads 'Here DOES NOT lie Jason Todd':

Tim:

Tim: okay that's funny

[akkpipitphattana]

if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the "omegaverse" and not the "alphaverse," they'd throw a fit

[kirbstarzz]

QUICK DOODLE

[exe-whyzy]

NO STARSCREAM NOT LIKE THAT

i almost did it the other way around but the idea of this being starscream’s hallucination was too silly not to draw

it is my personal opinion that starscream would learn earth slurs specifically for this occasion

(credit to @/Funkiidoinkz on twitter for the original idea)

without the speech bubbles bcz i spent too much time rendering to not show it off ..

[bayeis]

Rewatching the extended fellowship of the ring compelled me to make this shitpost video of Legolas and Aragorn being besties

[chialattea]

POV: it’s 4AM. You’re the crew’s chef and you hear noise in the kitchen

[fore-seer]

[jimjammys]

I spent two minutes on this

[rynli]

officer now is not the time to obsess about your sexuality

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

bari saxthur got lucky in that kayne didn’t write him a part in The Wager so he didn’t have to go to the world’s longest and ugliest rehearsals

[torchickentacos]

I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties

[doomsdaydionysus]

dandys world easter update to my understanding so far idk