#it's...uhhhhh....turkey

[wrilo]

Creepy pasta ship art/ art trade finished for @42-fourtytwo-564

Slowly but surely drawing more feminine characters

[z0mbiezxs0ulz]

intro!!

just realized I haven’t done an intro yet…

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hello!! My name is Opheilia

-she//her - INTP - minor (15 -20 only pls)

-I have adhd and enjoy doing silly little art things small doodles usually but if I have enough time I’ll do an actual big piece!

- do digital and traditional art!

-I have a emo style!

-I’m unlabeled!

-I have an amazing bf!

Norwegian (English isn’t my first language but o think I’ve gotten pretty good.)

╰┈➤discord : “ Z0mbiez_s0ulzz “

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-Mouthwashing

-turkey Tom/tom dark

-analog horro (Mandela catalog my fav)

-cry of fear

-horror

-zombies

-art

-creepypasta

-heavy metal / black metal / and metal in gen

-commentary YouTubers

-gravity falls

-fanfics

-and more!

—————————-mutuals pls.————————-

I need mutual a so if any of these things interest you and or you want some new friends in general I am here to talk and make friends so pls do ask to be mutuales i will most likely say yes!!

[flippphones]

Having the worst withdrawals from sertraline but I just wanna be able to cum again

[bellocan]

zoloft's back on the menu fellas

[thedawningofthehour]

hi fai sorry to start about food again but is there any difference in the taste/texture between a chicken and a turkey? /gen

Uhhhhh texture-wise? I don't think so. I think turkey tends to be a bit drier and has a richer taste. I don't know how to explain how they taste different, they just kind of do.

Y'all really don't have turkey outside North America, do you? Like, I know they're not endemic to Europe, but to be fair neither are cows to the US.

[chrisbitchtree]

Eggs

A tiny little something in honour of Billy's birthday!

800 words - G

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“Funny how Easter’s on my birthday this year,” Billy said, bypassing a greeting completely as he grabbed a post-run glass of water from the fridge. “Fucking weird how it moves around every year. I can never keep track of it, and now it’s so early, it’s throwing me off. I know we’re going back to Hawkins to Hop and Joyce’s house for Easter lunch on Sunday, but maybe we can do something afterwards, or the next weekend, if we’re not too busy?”

Steve nodded and turned away, trying to hide the grin taking over his face. Sure, they were busy trying to get the record store they were opening off the ground, but it was crazy to Steve that even after a decade together, Billy didn’t know well enough that Steve had already been planning something for his birthday for months.

In fact, given that it was his 29th, his champagne birthday, Steve was planning something extra special, a huge party with all of Billy’s favourite people, Hop and Joyce, all the kids, Robin, and some of their other friends from the city, all of them congregating at Joyce’s for a big turkey dinner in honour of Billy.

“How were you at Easter egg hunts when you were a kid?” Steve asked Billy, trying to steer the topic of conversation away from birthdays.

Billy shrugged. “Can’t really say. Neil told my mom to stop setting them up for me when I was about five. Said I was too old for that shit. Too bad, I love those little eggs. Just never felt the same to eat them after without earning them on a hunt.”

A tiny piece of Steve’s heart broke at the words. He knew it was part of Billy’s healing process to be really matter of fact about Neil’s cruelty, that it wouldn’t help at all for Steve to make a big deal out of it in the moment, to try to comfort him or tell him everything was all right now. So, he did as was requested and just told Billy that that sucked, kissed him on the top of his sweaty head and they moved on with their day.

Or so Billy thought. As soon as Billy was in the shower, safely out of earshot as he blasted metal so loud Steve was sure the neighbours would complain again, he placed a call.

“Hi Steve,” Joyce said, when he informed her of who was calling. “It’s very nice to hear from you, but you don’t typically call the store. Is everything ok?”

“Of course,” Steve replied. “I didn’t mean to scare you, I’m just hoping that you can do me a favour. Does Melvad’s have any chocolate eggs left?”

“Sure,” she answered, sounding confused. “We have about thirty or so bags left.”

“Great!” Steve smiled. “Can you buy them all? I’ll pay you back as soon as we get there on Sunday.” He went on to explain his plan, a giant easter egg hunt, stretching all over Joyce and Hop’s new farmhouse property. Forget the party, Billy was going to lose his mind over this.

Joyce promised that she’d buy the eggs and enlist the kids to hide them all over the yard. Steve thanked her, then settled in to wait until Sunday.

***

Easter Sunday came, and as Steve had guessed, Billy hadn’t been at all expecting a party, and thanked Steve and Joyce a million times over for getting everyone together for him. They had a great time, feasting on ham and turkey, mashed potatoes and stuffing, hot cross buns and three kinds of pie, along with a huge birthday cake for Billy, and they all toasted him with champagne as they sang happy birthday.

Then finally, it came time for Billy to open his presents. Steve could no longer hide his grin as Billy tore into his gift from Steve, two tickets to see Metallica, cradled inside an easter basket. “Uhhhhh, thanks, babe? I think?”

Steve laughed, explaining Billy’s task to him and the crowd gathered around them. “It just seemed fitting that since your birthday is on Easter this year, that we do something extra special. Besides, you’re never too old for an Easter egg hunt, right?”

Billy smiled at him, giving him such a fond look that Steve had to take a moment just to look at him, capturing that moment in his memory forever.

They all spent the afternoon helping Billy on his hunt, laughing and smiling, posing for Jonathan’s camera, as they filled his Easter basket almost three times over.

They ended the day curled up together in bed, surrounded by little balls of tinfoil Easter egg wrapper, groaning as their belly aches started to set in. Even as he reached for the Gravol, Steve knew that this would quickly become a cherished memory.

[ingydar-phan]

hello again lancer <3 you asked, so get ready for some truly unhinged questions <3

what is your favorite type of seed to eat (sunflower, pumpkin, chia, etc)?

what is your favorite hour of the day?

which of dan and/or phil's shirts/jumpers is your favorite? (pictures are always appreciated) 🤭

what was the movie you watched over and over as a kid?

what is your favorite part of the final google feud video?

kat <3

@kat-aa

Hehe thank you for the questions Kat!!! <3

1. I don’t really eat seeds? I feel like nuts are seed-adjacent and my favorite nut is pistachio, specifically roasted and salted pistachio nut meat halves from Trader Joe’s.

2. In like everyday life realistically, I enjoy the tranquility of 11pm-12am. In a world where I could spend my time however I wanted, probably like 9-10am.

3. For Phil, I really adore the black sweater with the purple sideways stripes that he wore in the hair cutting video! Soooooo adorable. For Dan, is it weird that I actually really like that white MERICA eagle shirt? He looks good in white. I also love their Turkey outfits, the white and the red ykwim.

4. Yeesh uhhhhh. I watched a lot of Barbie and Tinkerbell movies…I really liked Ratatouille for a while and still do. This wasn’t in childhood per se but during quarantine (actually I think it started like 2019 ish, so before quarentine) I was a chronic rewatcher of The Good Place. It was all I’d watch over and over again.

5. Uhhhhhh probably when Dan reaches his arm out behind him and Phil like grabs(?) it. V cute. V husband.

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

Top 5 uhhhhh soups

pumpkin

potato and leek

the corned beef water and lentil one my sister makes

mum's turkey soup

well spiced generic everything-soup

[anderswasrightt]

lmaoooo

ok so

a couple weeks ago my dad was like, "if i put sausage in the stuffing and cook the stuffing in the turkey, can you still eat the turkey?"

me: "uhhhhh that's a great question, but i'm gonna say yes for now because i'm not jewish yet" then i promptly forgot he even asked the question

today, he asked me "do you think i can put the turkeys (plural) in the fridge now or wait a day?"

and i was like, "turkeyS? plural? why?"

he said, "yeah, i'll make one with stuffing and one without just in case you shouldn't eat the one with stuffing in it"

☠️☠️☠️ i had to hold in my laughter and just said "thank you dad"

bless his heart, he's trying to be supportive and understanding even if he makes rude jokes or weird assumptions sometimes.

[brokenrefraction]

🌼💎

I ACTUALLY FORGOT i think something like "he becomes loaf" referring to my awesome pet turkey sleeping on my and my bro's bed (his name is howard he is all I care about)

Uhhhhh idk what prized necessarily means but i own some kaleidoscope punk goggles that i bought 2 years ago and i always forget they exist (they're so fucking cool tho)

[deputy-buck]

Tag game (Christmas edition)!

It's Festivus for the rest of us so grab your Chanukah bush, your mistletoe, your pagan ritual or whatever brings you joy and come gather round the fire and celebrate your pocket friends.

Tagged by @ronald-speirs and @ronsparky two Rons???

Favourite nickname you've ever been given?

uhhhh, Buck is technically a nickname but I gave it to myself lmaoo- I haven't been given one, y'all can give me one though!!!

Where are you located?

yee-yee baby!!!

What season is it where you are now?

Winter and I fuckin hate it- It's cold, and wet, and miserable-

Favorite tradition this time of year?

I don't have any traditions, that sounds so sad but my family just never made or followed any 😂

Favourite holiday food?

Green bean casserole... if anyone says anything mean about it, you're dead.

Mulled wine, eggnog or hot apple cider?

Eggnog is vile and I've never had the other two- apple cider sounds good though, I'd like to try that!!

Turkey, ham or nut roast (Or Tofurkey?)?

Turkey, we don't do it regularly but I do enjoy it in the years we do cook one!

Would you rather spend the december holidays in: a cabin in the woods surrounded by snow, or a house on the beach with sun and sand?

Cabin surrounded by woods and 75f weather, don't try to trick me with snow 😒

are you pro-snow or anti-snow?

Anti-snow, it has to be cold to snow, plus it makes everything soggy after it melts-

have you ever built a snowman?

I have, my dad would always be the one so excited to make one, it was the one thing I liked about winter as a kid!

Skiing or snowboarding?

Never done either, unless you count using a skateboard deck with the trucks taken off as snowboarding, then I prefer that over the idea of skiing!

Do you decorate for the holidays?

We used to! I loved the tree, the decorating of the tree, but now it's just a hassle and there's not many gifts to go under it usually 😂 I like the idea of decorating a little apartment/barracks room with greenery and small figurines, I want that in the future...

Favourite holiday movie?

Don't have one. I'm not much of a movie person. Maybe Elf? That's the only Christmas movie I can think of- OH ME AND MY DAD USUALLY BINGE WATCH GAME OF THRONES ONCE IT STARTS GETTING COLD!!! WE'RE STARTING SOON!!

Favourite holiday fanfic?

I try not to read holiday fics just bc it's not my jam, but I've thought up an Andy/Eddie fic where they celebrate their first Christmas together, and then K-Co and H-Co come around on the days after to drop off gifts, have dinner.... some stay the night for extra-curricular fun hahah- cough Sledge and Sid and Hoosier and Snafu cough

If you were to star in a hallmark movie, who would be your love interest?

Uhhhhh would it be mean to say no one? I want to make an Aro Hallmark movie, where there's no love interest and it centers around friends and found family 😊

Tags: hmm, I'm not sure, @kafka-ohdear @flashnthunder @whollyjoly @land-sh @caffeinated-fan @military-bluebells @verawhisk(ily pookie) and I that's all I can think of at the moment but feel free to tag me as the person who tagged you if you wanna do this!!!!

[cinematicnomad]

maybe you've answered this before (sorry if so) or maybe you don't want to answer at all (understandable if so) but what type of job do you have that you travel so much

i think i’ve answered this before but i am happy to answer it again! i work in higher education, and part of my responsibilities is to recruit international students. so i travel to wherever my boss and university sends me. since september 2022 that has included: india 3x, italy, turkey, ghana, nigeria, south africa, kenya, ethiopia, south korea, taiwan, nepal, bangladesh, and indonesia. some of these places i’ve gone to specifically recruit graduate engineering students, since that’s the specific school i work for, but sometimes i’ve been sent places to recruit grad students for the entire university. on this most recent trip i was recruiting for the whole university in korea, taiwan, and indonesia but i was only recruiting for engineering in nepal and bangladesh.

i’ve worked in higher ed, and specifically international graduate admissions, for a literal decade now, but i only started traveling internationally last year. (i was supposed to start traveling in april 2020 but uhhhhh obviously that didn’t work out). before i started traveling, my expertise was more in international credential evaluation (ie. determining the degree and gpa equivalency between int’l records and the us system) and immigration services (working with students to collect the necessary documents to issue their immigration docs to apply for their student visa). there are soooo many jobs in higher ed that have nothing to do with traveling, and i really love my job (hence why i’ve stayed in this career for a decade).

funnily enough, my first boss who hired me in higher ed was on the trip with me in nepal and bangladesh and she told me how proud she was that basically everyone she hired is still in international admissions even if none of us are at our original university.

[inotpurplegirl016]

Who tf is Deimos BECKfast✋😭

Uhhhhh whenever i make tags for posts related to a user i usually just make stupid versions of their names

turkey sandwich

[helluvaslut]

Food fight with ruby but it just ends in her getting stuffed like that turkey

thinking bout giving her a loaded taco? Wanna give her a....creamie smile? uhhhhh Want to make her peach leak. I'm running euphemisims.

[ectonurites]

i may be bordering on gen alpha but i write my book reports with a blackberry so we have a friend that i hear from another friend has been watching porn since he was nine and if he actually still said anyrthing the gc id kick him out i didnt grow up watching elsagate youtube videos, i grew watching youtube commentary videos 😭 like just imagine a 7 year old watching like memeulous or fucking turkey tom 😭🙏😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭h

uhhhhh ok 👍

[hamptercatapult]

wee wahooo yippeee im on day uhhhhh 7 i think of quitting weed cold turkey in the hopes that my accursed liver will clear the weed molecules from my bodily fluids before i try to get hired part time at the library... i would really like to work at the library 🥺