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Winter Outside (m) BBH

Part of Series: Love Coach [Lev.1] (m)
Full Masterlist: Love Coach series masterlist
Pairing: Baekhyun x Reader
ITnerd!Baekhyun, established relationship, slice of life, fluff domestic af, smut
Warnings: explicit content, unprotected sex, s o f t
Word Count: ~1.8k
Authorâs Note: Well HELLO my dear sweetheartsss~ I know I took a while BUT I am finally coming with an early Christmas gift to all of you LoveCoach!Baek lovers!! Trust me, it was worth waiting for winter to get this đ„đ Also yay for the 500+ of you following my crazy little blog, I'm very happy to welcome each and every one of you here. Lots of other things coming, so stick around and let's go along this journey together đ Also just 1.5 months until Baek comes back, what in the world am I gonna do?? Spontaneously combust??
P. S. This story is part of series tagged above. I recommend starting with the series, however, you can probably enjoy this as a separate piece:)
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Summary: Working from home would be much more comfortable if it wasnât so damn cold in your apartment. But thereâs two of you, and multiple ways to keep warm.
Network Tags: @superm-net @bbh-net @exo-writers-net
âItâs not working, why isnât it working?â You grumbled, kicking the small heater with the tip of your fluffy house slipper.
An âouchâ followed, and Baekhyun lifted his head to watch you jump on one foot.
âBaby,â he scolded, readjusting his computer glasses. âI told you, itâs out for good. The new one will arrive tomorrow.â
âTomorrow is a day too late! Iâm going to freeze to death today,â you exclaimed, still eyeing the non-functioning machine. âI havenât been this useless since my intern years. Weâve spent what, half a day trying to fix this thing? Ugh!â
Turning around, you met his grinning eyes.
âItâs not funny,â you pouted, still stepping closer to him, as if he had a magnetic field around him. âYou know I hate when itâs too cold.â
âI know.â He confirmed, lifting the heavy duvet off of his shoulder to invite you to his little cave. âYouâve been groaning all day.â
âDamn right!â You huffed, diving forward and sinking into his side just as he wrapped the comforter around you. âOh my god, youâre so warmâŠâ
He grunted as you curled into him, icy fingers digging into his waist.
âAgh- do you have any blood flow in there?â He nagged, putting his laptop down to cover your hands with his warm palms.
âNo,â you mumbled, nuzzling the crook of his neck.
The ice-cold tip of your nose gave him a start.
âJesus, Y/N! Why are you all frozen already?â
You bellyached, digging deeper into his body in a quest for revitalizing warmth.
âI told you, I canât deal with these temperatures⊠And youâre a living heater,â you added softly, pressing your lips to his hot smooth skin.
âY/NâŠâ Baekhyun sighed, glancing at his laptop. âI need to finish something real quick-â
âNo.â
You protested firmly, attaching yourself to him like a giant snuggly koala. The sound you made was probably just as scary.
Your boyfriendâs palm ran up and down your back slowly, and you shivered from the pleasurable sensation.
âI promise to carry on my service as your heater right after I send out thi-â
âBaek-hyun-n.â Your voice was low, and he gulped, looking at his desktop almost in desperation.
The screen reflected in his lenses.
âBut this is important-â
âArenât I important?â You counterattacked.
It wasnât that you had no respect for his job. But you knew he was way too responsible, and the prototype he was finishing up was probably due in another week, if not two. He could take his sweet time perfecting it tomorrow, after your heating was back up. Today, however, with your working hours well over, he needed to drop his bone and focus his attention on something else.
âYouâre the most important,â he responded without hesitation, and you couldnât help but smile in satisfaction. âBut can I just-â
âI need you,â you muttered through a pout, and Baekhyunâs cache instantly cleared, all things IT erased at once.
It was a dirty trick, yes, but you didnât care since your survival was at stake here. If he was the main source of warmth in this house, you werenât going to share him with his laptop anymore. Letting him âfinish upâ was out of the question as well. Knowing him⊠heâd stay on it for hours until heâd be ready to send it to his supervisor.
âWhat is it, my little cinnamon bun?â He snickered as you pinched his side for the mockery.
âMake me warm,â you demanded, arms still tight around his waist.
If there was a way to tangle, or melt yourself deeper into him, you wouldâve gladly tried it.
Baekhyun shut his work laptop, barely able to move it to the nightstand with you gripping him with all you got. As soon as his precious PC was safely tucked away, his attention was on you again, and you felt his lips press to the crown of your head.
You murmured in response, moving your cheek up to look at him. His gaze met yours with more warmth, and you slowly sat up, braced by his arms. Not saying a word, you lifted your hand up to trace the rim of his glasses before removing them.
Baekhyun licked his lips in meek anticipation and stayed silent. His palms continued stroking your back leisurely, not allowing the cool air outside your cocoon to bite your skin.
You caressed his face before placing a playful smooch onto his cheek, eliciting a giggle. His arms were so snug and comfortable that you almost forgot about the winter outside, breathing his calming scent in and planting more featherlight kisses onto his skin.
âMmh, whatâs thisâŠâ Baekhyunâs question trailed off as your lips made contact with his, not colliding fully, only teasing.
His face followed yours, trying to gain more contact, and you moved down his jaw to leave a small mark on his sensitive neck. Soon giving into his attempts to catch your mouth, you leaned in for a kiss. An array of goosebumps ran up your spine while his tongue danced with yours. Your kiss was slow, dragged out, and you were almost sinking into this cozy mess of you and him and the thick warm covers around you.
âB-Baek-hyunâŠâ You stuttered impatiently, inviting him to take matters into his own hands.
Lying back on the pillows with you still on top of his thighs, he lowered his hands from your back to your hips. You jerked them forward, pleasantly surprised by the flutter of his lashes and the hazy look in his eyes. He was always so quick to be affected.
âCome âere,â Baekhyun whispered, and you bent forward to meet his lips again before he took his turn grinding on you.
This time, however, he held your hips steady to increase the friction. You let out a tiny whimper that nearly made him lose his mind. Noticing how strong his grip on you became, you swayed your ass again, amplifying the effect of his movements.
If you were to pay attention, youâd have noticed the instantaneous spike in temperature caused by your heated bodies. But at that moment, you were consumed by the firm grind of your hips and Baekhyunâs panting.
âShit,â you gritted, biting your lip as you noticed the flush in his cheeks. âI really want to get down to it⊠But wonât we get cold without clothes?â
Baekhyun chuckled.
âYou think I wonât make you break a sweat without this hoodie?â His hands, as if wanting to prove a point, quickly rid you of said clothing item.
Giving him a skeptical look as you fixed your hair afterwards, you shook your head.
âThe tee stays.â
âAs you wish,â he agreed, coercing you into lying down next to him. âBut the pants have to go.â
Gasping at the loss of your clothes, you quickly wrapped yourself around your loveable heater.
âBabe, I need to take them off tooâŠâ Baekhyun murmured as you nuzzled his neck again, trying to collect his warmth.
âJust roll them down, who cares? I donât care,â you muttered, melting as his plump lips examined your skin.
âHm? I thought you hated clothed sex,â he teased, reaching down to get rid of his sweats.
âNow Iâm preserving my life. Otherwise⊠whoâd want to keep clothes on when their boyfriend has a body like that?â
âStop teasing,â Baekhyun pouted, kicking his pants off under the duvet. âYou know I havenât been exercising properly while working remotely. And with the delicious food youâve been feeding meâŠâ
âSo? Iâve gained some weight too. More than âsomeâ, even.â
Your hand found his length, making him gasp.
âNot a fair comparison. It only made you⊠sexier,â he sighed, and you snickered.
âYou think I donât find you sexy?â
Squeezing his already hard cock, you watched him run his hand through his hair frantically. He was so easy.
âY/NâŠâ He latched onto your hip as you pressed his leaking tip to your folds and rubbed it against them languidly.
âWhat? Eager to get to your workout?â Your teasing was then interrupted by his impatient thrust.
Whimpering in surprise, you gripped his forearm to steady yourself. Baekhyun actually liked to start slow, giving you a taste of what those hips could do, and slow worked fine for you. Still wrapped around his waist, you enjoyed the heat of his body and opted to laze about, letting your boyfriend do all the work for tonight.
The position wasnât the most comfortable, but you endured lying on your side, unwilling to interrupt the flow. Baekhyunâs hand crept under your (actually, his) shirt, exploring the curves of your body vigorously. Closing your eyes, you tensed your leg, pressing him closer to you. This was perfect. You were finally hot rather than cold, and your loverâs sporadic breaths in your ear only made you heat up further.
But Baekhyun had a different plan for you. Pulling you up to get you on top of his thighs, he gripped at your waist to hold you in place while thrusting.
âBaek-â You cried out, a sudden clench in your core catching you off guard.
He was getting you there so fast.
âFuck-â He gritted, eyes tightly shut as he rammed into you at full speed.
âShit, donât slow downâŠâ Whimpering, you went along with his pace, meeting his jerky movements halfway.
âAgh- damn, Y/N-ie, you need to come right now, or else-â
âOr what?â You panted, breath uneven from the hits of his pelvis.
He growled, fucking into you with no mercy now, and you could only gasp for air with your release quickly approaching.
âA- ah, god!â You went into high pitch as the heaviness in your lower belly went off with an explosive orgasm.
Baekhyun sighed in relief, watching you get finished off by his hips, and focused on his own sensations. Before you regained understanding of your surroundings, he was holding onto you again and flooding your insides with warmth.
Both of you took the next few minutes to just breathe and wait for the whirlwind inside your bodies to die down. Baekhyunâs hands were back to caressing your spine, and you hummed content with your cheek pressed to his chest and arm hugging his shoulder.
The silence lasted strangely long, but neither of you were disturbed by it. Being in the position you were in now, you couldnât be bothered to maintain the after-sex conversation.
Finally warm and comfy, you couldnât help but blink sleepily as you looked up to face him. Baekhyun smiled down at you with that soft smile of his, but then his expression faltered, letting you know he was thinking something naughty.
âOut of all the ways to keep warm⊠You chose the best one.â
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A/N: Thank you for reading!! I miss replying to your asks and reblogs, so I hope we have fun chatting after you finish this piece â€ïž
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Love Coach (m) | Teaser
Love Coach. [Lev.1] (m)
Pairing: Baekhyun x Reader
ITnerd!Baekhyun, virgin!Baek, slow burn?, humor (heâs goofy af, but wait till you hear from his friends lol), fluff, smut
Word Count: ~17k [intro + 7 chapters]
Summary: Motaesolo [ëȘšíìëĄ] â single since birth. Baekhyun was still one in his late⊠mid- twenties. Failing to get anyone to even go on a date with him was becoming increasingly more depressing, and his friends seemed useless at teaching him how to channel his charms. Out of sheer desperation, he reached out to a stranger. And maybe it was the best decision of his entire life.
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A/N: I promised a spoiler?^^ Here it is! Hopefully, itâll make you excited, because when youâre excited I am too haha
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