#itty-bitty-fun

[suzukiblu]

New WIP start behind the cut, based off a request from @itty-bitty-fun: “I'd definitely love to see your take on micro/macro”.  . . . you know that thing when a kink is not really your kink and you’re like neutral on its existence, but then, like . . . someone asks you to actually consider it, and then you get way too invested in the process? no reason. asking for a friend.

“This is mortifying,” Kon mutters into his hands, trying not to die of said mortification. 

“Kinda reminds me of my Barbie phase, honestly,” Cassie says with a smirk, offering him the set of doll clothes she just got back from digging up. He glowers disgruntledly up at her, but it’s technically an improvement on the spare ace bandages from Tim’s utility belt that he’s currently wrapped up in. Kon is not actually a self-conscious guy and wouldn’t normally care about anyone seeing him naked, but normally he is two hundred and fifty pounds of half-Kryptonian muscle and not the size of a goddamn Barbie doll, as Cassie has so helpfully and mercilessly seen fit to point out. 

Actually, probably a Barbie doll would be bigger. Like, Kon did not have a “playing with dolls” phase for several very obvious reasons, but he’s pretty sure they’re bigger than he is right now. He’s more, like, action figure-sized. Which, obviously he’d rather be an action figure than a fucking Barbie, given the option, but also Barbies are bigger than action figures, and–and–

Stupid magic.

“You’re really small, wow,” Bart observes as Kon snatches the doll clothes and eyes them sourly. “I bet we could fit you in Tim’s coffee cup. Or maybe even his utility belt. Or maybe–” 

“Shut up, Bart!” Kon snaps, because he really doesn’t like how this feels, actually, and it’s actually kind of freaking him out, and he probably is small enough to fit in Tim’s stupid coffee cup and that’s just not something he really wants to be a thing right now! At all! Or ever! 

Also, the doll clothes are big and shapeless and awkward and came off a stupid cheesy “legally distinct” knockoff Troia doll, which means they’re also sparkly and kind of itch, it turns out, while also being stupidly flimsy and so paper-thin they're practically see-through. He feels like an idiot in them, and doesn’t even wanna think about how stupid he must look. 

Fuck his stupid fucking life. 

Look, Kon’s a big guy, okay? He’s used to being a big guy. Used to being the meat shield and the tank and the one who gets between everybody and the problem. Like this . . . 

What the fuck use is he, like this? 

The spell’s temporary. It’s not permanent or dangerous or anything like that. It’ll be gone by this time tomorrow, if not sooner. 

But it’s not gone yet, and Kon’s no use to anybody like this. 

“Could put you in a dollhouse for the night,” Cassie hums, giving him an amused smile. “Tuck you into bed like a baby doll.” 

“I actually hate you,” he informs her, and she laughs, because she’s the worst. 

“Actually I really like that idea,” Bart says musingly, tapping his mouth. “You grifin’ never let us take care of you.” 

“I still have TTK,” Kon reminds him threateningly, and Bart just cocks his head, looking him over speculatively. 

“So you’re not as strong, but you're still pretty invulnerable?” he asks. 

“Who fucking cares?!” Kon snaps in frustration. He’s still no use right now either way. 

“I just wanna know if we could fuck you like this and not have to worry about hurting you,” Bart replies reasonably, reaching out to stroke a fingertip down his chest. Kon–sputters, kind of, and reflexively recoils from it. 

And also, like. Burns alive, kind of. 

“I–like this?” he sputters. “I'm like, fucking doll-sized, Bart!” 

“Yeah, I know,” Bart agrees. “Like the perfect size to pick up and play with.” 

“Burning alive” is actually not a strong enough phrase for what Kon is doing right now. 

“You already let us dress you up,” Bart points out, poking at the strap of his borrowed clothes. Kon metaphorically vaporizes into atoms and literally dodges away from the poking. 

“I dressed myself,” he says defensively, mortified by the idea of–what exactly does Bart even have in mind? He's not big enough to do anything for any of them. His dick is definitely not big enough to do anything for any of them. Like–how would that even–how would they even–? 

“Hmmm,” Cassie says, and then just puts both her hands around him and picks him up, because she is again the worst, and–well, and then she flips him around, unzips the front of her shirt, and sits him down to recline right on top of her bare cleavage, his head resting back against her breastbone, which is . . . fine, alright. Like–he’ll live with that. Getting snuggled up to a pair of tits big enough to sleep on is not the worst imposition of his life, especially when said tits belong to the most Wonder-ful member of their whole weird nebulously-defined team situationship thing. 

But also, it’s embarrassing, because what the fuck is he supposed to do for her like this? 

[eeriedragone]

It's just a game.

[returntosunder]

Itty bitty Ink Au Dtiys

I love the au it’s really cute <3

@ghosttoastx

The original

[cubbihue]

Ya know, Timmy deliberately making it harder for a kis to become a Fairy, so they wouldn't have to deal with that burden

It can make for a interesting story. Especially if Dev ever found out, I think he'd be angry at Timmy and think of him as selfish. And since this is Dev, he might even accuse others like Hazel, Wanda, Cosmos, and of course Peri, to all being against him. To Dev, they don't actually care about him, just his wishes. Even if Timmy isn't an antagonist, to Dev he could be no different from one.

It would make for an interesting story! Although, realistically, Dev wouldn't care much for becoming a fairy. It won't solve his problems of wish granting or the fact that what he actually wants is the attention of his father. Being a fairy ain't fixing that.

It is a nice thought experiment though.

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[inkyrainstorms]

This panel is so so important to me <333 the guy who would rather die than be genuinely vulnerable, simultaneously the most authentic and most hidden-behind-a-mask character you’ve ever seen— finally asks for help. He admits that he doesn’t know what to do and he’s scared and he needs help. That is incredible.

alternative version w/out the glass and the panel itself under the cut! (Warning, MASSIVE spoilers be wary of the panel if you haven’t read it)

[merrigel]

Coming soon... YOUR CHARACTER HERE DANCE COMMISSIONS!! These ones are for the 2000s weebs... Pricing and info to come in the next few days!!

[sebille]

Oh the little change in his expression

[sysig]

Let’s Geckin’ Gooooooo! (Patreon)

[salparadiselost]

Thinking of the bitties as cats is making me think of all the naughty things they might do when they want bruce and clark to wake up in the morning. Mine start knocking things over, chewing on things they shouldn't, smacking my face and biting my chin hard.

The bitties aren’t… they aren’t untrained but they are unmannered. They are raised by Bruce Wayne who’s kinda just a untrained child himself. This Bruce is definitely more stable than a lot of Bruces(the power of having a pet to help cope with isolation and mental health issues) but I do think he lives in a big wealth bubble. Part of that bubble is him not giving a damn about how his pets act in public. After all, no one complains! (Who’s gonna complain to Bruce Wayne)

Because of this the bitties have some very bad habits. They nip, scratch, yell, make a mess, scream for attention and Bruce just thinks that’s normal behavior. They are remarkably sweet to him, but makes him a bit blind to how they treat others.

I always think of how Clark sees the bitties. To him, they are an exotic pet with no use. He grew up on a farm where animals had uses and slept outside. He can hardly fathom how Bruce tolerates them being inside and making messes and touching their creepy hands to everything. Plus on top of that, they are some of the only animals on earth that negate his kryptonian powers. For the first time in Clark’s life, he is experiencing what it is to have a pet that can nip and claw you. Sure he had Krypto but a dog bite it different than a cat bite, and the bitties will nip to get what they want. For the first time, he’s experiencing petting the Bitty nicely and then… sudden bite attack and bunny kicks!! Animals pouncing on your ankles! Bitties digging claws into his skin to climb up him. Not being able to hear them *at all* so their surprise attacks from above are actually surprising.

Both him and Bruce realise that Clark is actually startled very easily when he doesn’t hear something.

So yeah, Bruce is used to bad manners but Clark is the one fighting for his life out here. He’s really thinking very hard about whether his cute, goth boyfriend is worth being constantly sneak attacked by said boyfriend’s emotional support beasts.

[pcktknife]

seele (and acheron) redesign

[smilepebble]

me: i'm so sad about this game i need all these guys to go on a roadtrip or something

friend: oh, like a modern au?

me: no

[cubbihue]

I love Itty Bitties AU. I have a few questions. 1, did the magic cookies make Timmy basically Cosmo & Wanda's bio son? 2, why is Timmy a pixie? Is it because he used to be human? 3, I assume courts have a genetic aspect, based on the different sizes. So how does that work? Are some courts dominant or recessive? Can a child be a different court than their parent? Jorgen appears to be a specialty but Cosmo is Upper court? 4, what's a fun fact you haven't gotten to share yet but want to? :)

Fun Fact! Timmy has his mom's hair color!! It's slow growing, but after several decades, it'll be a nice pink just like hers! He has his dad's hairstyle, but it's not much different than before.

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Numbered Answers to Questions 1-3 below!!!

Yup!! On top of the Fairy DMV, the Fairy Food lets Timmy become linked to Cosmo and Wanda. He can technically be a Fagiggly Gland donor for his brother.

Also correct! Pixies have the lowest magic output compared to all the other Fairy Courts. It's the safest Court Timmy could be admitted to. Maybe when he's older, he can be fully transferred into the same Court as his parents.

Genetics? Who knows! Fairies haven't had to think about it for about 1000 years. What they do know is that Anti-Fairies are born from the shadows of Fairies, and that nobody's quite sure where Leisure Fairies comes from. Pixies and Fairies can cross-breed though, so maybe they have what's known as "recessive" or "dominate" traits. Although Pixies don't have Anti-Fairy counterpart so... 🤔 ...To be fair, Jorgen also has no idea how he's related to Cosmo.

[ilikemusicandpears2]

guess my favorite deltarune character. level impossible

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 84

Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead! 

So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back! 

Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then! 

Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age! 

[pianokantzart]

So far, the one complaint I have about Mario Kart World is they got rid of Daisy's dorky ruffles swimsuit from tour :(

However, they did give her a butch baseball cap, so there's that at least.

[the-3merald-butterfly]

Some quick sketch/ design ideas for the Rayman 2/Rayman the animated series segment of my AU!!!

A bit of information about it is that the animated series takes place After the events of Rayman 2. After defeating Razorbeard, Rayman lands in the small city of the animated series. There, he gets taken to Rigatoni's Circus and meets Betina, Cookie, Lac-Mac, and Flips. They all make their escape and try their best to blend in in the city...However, Rayman tells them that he needs to go back home, the Glade of Dreams....A place that they only thought was a myth, but Rayman says that it is very much so real and that he can take them there!

Meanwhile back at the Glade, everyone is distraught that Rayman is gone...all that was left was his Foot/Shoe. Willow and Ly sense something is up and that Rayman is still out there, especially with the fact that his foot/shoe is trying to go back to him...So Willow, Ly, and Globox take this opportunity to go searching for him, using his foot/shoe as a guide.