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[nonnieapple]

Hi hello! Could I request some poly dating headcanons for Bryon and Lorson with a gn reader please?

⛈️⚡️Bryon x g/n!Reader x Lorsan Headcanons⚡️⛈️

• (Bryon x g/n!Reader x Lorsan Headcanons)

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• p o s t e d: 27.10.2024 🌧️ navigation

n o t e: comin' right up! i miss them so... but i heard lorsan will be playable soon.

Bryon & Lorsan 

• I headcanon Bryon as on the aroace spectrum. He doesn't feel romantic or sexual attraction very strongly.

• But he feels platonic love VERY strongly, he would kill for Elona.

• Getting into a relationship with Lorsan is easier (no offense) because he's more naive and eager. It would probably happen during your journey together, and he'd own up to it sooner or later because he can't keep his mouth shut, and his body language is very easy to read. 

• His ears began to droop around you (which meant that he was paying less attention to his surroundings- he was relaxed), and he would constantly fix his hair near you (when he thought you weren't looking. But you totally saw it). 

• He's not very subtle when speaking, either, I mean his flattery was tooth-rootingly sweet. 

• When confronted about it he denied it for a second but immediately switched up and admitted it when you fell silent. 

• He chose to go with you on your travels because he knows you yourself travel like a dandelion seed carried by the wind. 

• Bryon is, in many ways, the opposite of Lorsan. They are both skilled windwhisperers and wilders... and that's where the similarities end. 

• Bryon was cordial with you like he is with most, and you kinda fell for him upon first sight, because LOOK AT THAT MAN???

• You thought you had NO chance.

• It didn't help that, with that mask, he was hard to read. The more time you spent with him the more you could read the inflections of his voice, and that gave you a good indicator of what he felt.

• After he hid behind you when some lady tried flirting with him you realized that he isn't mysterious... he's just genuinely shy and reserved. That softened you to him and you felt less pathetic in his presence. 

• He wouldn't even realize he caught feelings until you're about to leave, and he's screaming on the inside, thinking how much he'll actually miss you now. 

• He's pretty committed to staying in the forest... dragging him out wouldn't be easy. He might visit from time to time and send you messages. Sometimes he sends so many of them you can't keep up. 

• But I don't think he could permanently leave the Dark Forest.

• Coordinating a poly relationship was not easy at first. 

• You had to explain the concept (they were only vaguely familiar with it) and it took a while to do so. 

• (Also, you had to get Elona's blessing first.)

• Lorsan kind of took it at face value and trusted you, while Bryon asked a TON of questions, which you indulged in, of course. The two balance each other well and answer for different needs of yours. Lorsan is more physical, close, and affectionate, while Bryon is wise, gives you space, independent. One comforts you physically and the other emotionally and intellectually. 

• You feel secure with both of them. Both have your back, and you have theirs.

• No one you know minds the arrangement. Lyca and Eironn are surprised you managed to make Bryon show vulnerability for once. 

• Lorsan is not surprised that you fell for Bryon and his mysterious ways. He says it's "typical". Ouch.

• Bryon is surprised that you like Lorsan, he says he's too chaotic compared to you and he has no idea how you manage him. You have no idea either. 

• Valen incessantly teases Lorsan, so when you see Valen Lorsan is ready to book it. 

• Bryon is so pretty... he gets hit on pretty often and always hides behind you like that'll help. Your usual tactic is to say that he's your boyfriend (true) BUT if they hit on Lorsan you have to choose between explaining your relationship or just letting Lorsan bask in attention (he doesn't always like it). 

• You're constantly aware of being noisy around them. You usually go do noisy things in other rooms or outside to not bother them. 

• They'll hear someone whistling in the distance and tell you how annoying it is when you hear quite literally nothing besides a breeze and their voices. Even if your hearing is good, theirs is on another level.

• You get to learn a lot about windwhisperers. You know more than the scholars in all of Esperia.

• Lorsan is more capable than he looks- if you get lost he's the one who leads the way or sets up shelter. At home, he's pretty productive around the house. 

• Bryon can go pretty long being silent. When you're together you can go almost a whole day without speaking... and then you talk for hours at night. 

• Very loyal. The type of person to do anything for you if you so much as bruise your leg- he's weak in that regard. 

• Bryon rarely takes off the mask. When you saw him without it for the first time, you freaked the hell out, because that thing had become a part of his face to you. Man, put your face back on!!!

• He's still gorgeous (obviously). He has cool yellow eyes and they're pretty imposing. You can't get used to him being without a mask. 

• Lorsan hasn't seen him without the mask since he was young. He only did because he walked in on Bryon and you sitting there. To Bryon, it would've been less shameful if he walked in on you bangi-

• Sometimes when Lorsan's happy he jumps up a little. 

• With his ears he's like a cat, one second he wants you to be all over him, and the next he's swatting your hand away. 

• When you're back home after being gone for a while, he'll circle you and chat away, not giving you a second to interrupt, probably bragging about something and telling you what he heard that day. 

• Lorsan will headbutt you for pets or just for a bit of attention. If you're focused on something he'll even nip you, which hurts. 

• He's kind of a brat... 

• HATES it when you poke his peets. Will leave if you try to do that. 

• Bryon barely touches you, and always asks before, except for when you wake up and find yourself pinned under his leg and arm, holding you like you're about to escape. 

• His ears are soft as silk. You try to keep your hands to yourself, but, come on, look at those things.

• Bryon doesn't get jealous much at all, and when he does he manages. Lorsan isn't that collected. 

• Lorsan steals your food. Constantly. 

• On the flip side, you don't see Bryon eat. 

• Communication goes well between you three. Until it doesn't if one of you gets into their own heads. All of you are very skilled and successful, and that can often lead to feelings of inferiority and insecurity. Rarely, but often enough for your friends to know how to respond already. 

• "They're at it again..." Valen will say, ready to talk you out of thinking you're worthless by screaming "YOU ARE *THE* MERLIN!" at you. 

• Works like a charm.

• Lorsan and Bryon get along.... ugh, it's bearable. Bryon is always subtly and not so subtly trolling Lorsan, who isn't as graceful with his words-

• Until he needs to apologize to you or anyone. He puts those hidden poet skills to use. 

        • If he's away, he might choose to send a letter instead. You keep all of them in a dedicated box, and you write down some of Bryon's messages. 

• Lyca is your sister-in-law now!!! Yippie!

• Each time she sees you she asks if Lorsan's been behaving well (NO, HE HAS NOT-)

• Bryon has to wear shoes when in Holistone and such, and he isn't a fan. "It's a dual leather prison," he once said, solemnly. 

• When Elona perches on you it's like being chosen by the gods themselves

• You've been adopted by Grannn Dahnie & Arden. You will get pestered and you better take it well OR ELSE.

• They tell you embarrassing things about your partners, with Lorsan getting flustered while Bryon is silently mortified. He says nothing and you can tell he's dying inside. Rest in peace.

• People in the Dark Forest start seeing you as a local since you visit so often. 

[alovelywaytospendanevening]

British gay/bi male writers and their social circles

As a great admirer of gay literature, the social circles of gay and bisexual male writers is something that piques my interest. Due to the dangerousness of the matter in the past and also because it revolves around a relatively small niche, it seems that there was high level familiarity between these figures. The United Kingdom, a country whose literary input has abundant homoerotic tones, is a very adequate setting to analyze such a configuration.

I've been building a graph on this subject for some time, and now it seems mature enough for me to post it. It's a diagram based on friendship connections — deep or superficial —, although romantic and family-related connections are also included. Just a mutual recognition of existence isn't enough to justify a connection (otherwise most of them would be linked to Wilde!), and rivalries were not considered too. All the writers included were born during the Victorian and Edwardian eras (1837-1910), where this interconnectivity seemed particularly strong.

This is just an early version, as I imagine there is still a considerable amount of information that I missed. Therefore, I'm very open to suggestions and comments on it!

(Three Irishmen were also included in the diagram: Stoker, Wilde and Reid)

[metalljellyphish]

Sketched a quick concept for Eric/Irene for the vampire AU cause Marjorine need a friend to talk J Fashion with and Bad Irene gyaru enthusiast gives me life.

Now is he a hunter moonlighting as a drag performer, or a drag queen who does some monster hunting on the side 😉

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Fyrn glanced at the strange creature atop their gorgeous chestnut horse. Their black tail flicked with curiosity as they squeezed with their heels to trot up to the entity

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[spirit0flondonatnight]

So I'm watching Good Omens s 1 for the first time obviously and-

I'm sorry

DID CROWLEY JUST GASLIGHT HIS CAR INTO BEING FINE AFTER DRIVING IT THROUGH FUCKING HELLFIRE?????

[nonnieapple]

hello!! Do you still take requests??

I've been wondering about Dionel and Scarlita recently, hehe. Do you have any relationship head canons for either of them? Either solo with reader or poly where they both share the reader! Thank you so much hehe

⛈️⚡️Dionel & Scarlita x g/n!Reader Headcanons⚡️⛈️

• (Dionel & Scarlita x g/n!Reader Headcanons)

• r a t i n g: t e e n & u p • 1 5 9 8 w o r d s

• p o s t e d: 14.10.2024🌧️ navigation

n o t e: yes my requests are open, if they were not i would've written so. i decided to do both solo and poly!

Dionel

•You had met him briefly when traveling with Temesia. Long after that, he just... showed up once. 

•And then again. And again. And again. He'd say cryptic shit, wait for you to get confused, and disappear. One day he invited you to a party. 

•What he didn't tell you was that it'd be with a bunch of Celestials. You cared little about that, wanting him to answer for himself, though being surrounded by such powerful beings was intimidating. 

•It wasn't your crowd and parties weren't your vibe. You were a mage! Meant for libraries and dusty cellars! 

•You worried you'd get sent on some endless quest by him. It wouldn't be the first, or last, time. To your surprise, he had thrown the party in your honor as an apology for being strange. He said he knew you once, and you couldn't disprove that. 

•It grew from there. Dionel was rather direct, getting together wasn't a drag, even if it was strange to be with a Celestial. He was just another secret you had to carry. 

•He understood and didn't mind, seemingly enjoying how much you struggled with keeping it from everyone. 

•Some people know about it. Guess who?

•Dionel's chill as a being can get.

•He never gets angry. There was one time when you almost died due to an experiment gone awry and he, for the first time in your whole relationship, looked genuinely angry. 

•He just disappears sometimes. You still have no idea where he goes. 

•If it was a party, he'd tell you. No idea.

•That eyeliner of his isn't built in, he puts it on from time to time. You've no idea where he keeps the liner and eyeshadow, either. 

•He's tall... hurts my neck thinking about looking up at him. He'll kneel to talk to you if he wants to mess with you. 

•HIS HAAAIIIRRRRR-

•He might let you brush it if you ask nicely. It defies gravity, it's in the air like he often is. 

•You don't live together, since you both have to attend to things way too often. And he doesn't fit in your house too well... oops.

•Almost every time you see him things go awry. Just when you think you'll have a calm date, he drags you to some bar to drink and everyone stares at you. Because he's an inhuman-looking being that's half-naked. And you're some dreary mage, dragged behind him like a petrified dog, your face the same, because you're so worried that everyone is staring. In this case, they are.

•It's really hard to not drink alcohol around this freak. If you don't want to or don't drink, he'll still shove some drink into your hands. You have to go to the bathroom all the time. 

•Upon the rare occasion that you get a quiet moment, like sitting on the roof of the Mystic House watching the full moon behind thin clouds, it's lovely. Silence with him is comfortable. He Gets It like no one does, and is always ready to listen or to let you cry silently as he holds you. 

•You've injured yourself several times due to his gauntlets. He takes them off around you now. It's their fault they're so bulky. 

•You're face to face with his chest at all times. It's torture. Give this slut a shirt!!! 😫

•Great hugs. Look at him and tell me otherwise. You simply can't. 

•Due to being calm, it's hard to get him to be energetic. He's in a constant state of being high (on life. And in a constant state of alcoholic buzz. If he wasn't a Celestial he'd be dead.)

Scarlita

•She's pretty cold and doesn't feel or understand emotion like humans. She can't feel love, exactly, but she can strongly care for someone and that's close enough. 

•You gained her favor by being generally helpful whenever you crossed paths, which was more often than not. Not many people stick by her side. You did. 

•She isn't needed much, and since you run into hypofiends and such often, following you seemed most practical. 

•If her body needs any repairs or maintenance work done, you're there to help! Even better when magic is involved. That's your field of expertise. 

•You could liken it to washing someone's hair or doing their nails, so it's a quiet bonding activity. 

•Once she faced you for a while (staring at you without eyes?) and said "I have no idea how your body works. It's so impractical." 

•Is she wrong though?!

•She doesn't notice if you're naked. It doesn't register at all. Maybe she'll say "Oh wow, trying out a new look, are we?" and that's it. It's unusual but cuts down on awkward moments.

•The first time you asked to hold her hand she detached it and gave it to you. You didn't have the heart to correct her. 

•She's metal, and she is always COLD in a literal way. Try holding her hand or hugging her and it's like cuddling a fridge. 

•Speaking of which. She doesn't understand gestures such as that, either, though to appease you she learns some Human Comforting Routines. Her most favored one is a stiff pat on the head (she's trying her best to learn.)

•You bring Scarlita various mechanical trinkets. You have no idea where she keeps them, but sometimes, when she thinks you're asleep, she stares at them. Her favorite is a music box. 

•If you ask, she will carry you. You might even get to fly. Explain how frail and pathetic humans and by extension you are and she'll carry you the whole day >:)

•She is made of metal but she's very light and has a light touch. In battle, she's deadly, but around you, she's as gentle as can be. 

•If you need a spider removed she'll just pick it up, same goes with any venomous creature. She can't be bitten.

•She hates the beach and sand!!! It gets all into her joints and she has to get it out. She'll stand like a statue in protest to going anywhere sandy. Don't bother, she's immovable.

•She always dresses the same. When you're in a stained shirt and pants with holes that you've had since before time itself, she's there, radiant and ready for an audience with the Emperor.

•Her floating wings and swaying outfit make people keep their distance. Many have been whacked. 

•You help her redo her braids, your human fingers are faster at it. Her hair is made of yarn and is quite soft, and requires little care because it never gets dirty. 

•Everyone knows that you two are close- again, the labels are... whatever- but everyone knows something's up. She's around you nearly always, and if asked, she will reveal everything. 

•You'll get along well if you're autistic, her and social cues mix like oil and water.

•She's even worse than you with getting sidetracked. She picks up every little sidequest, and it's impossible to stop her. You have to follow her around and make sure she doesn't go on like that for an eternity. 

•You don't have forever!!! At least, you don't think you do.

•Her way of showing she cares is doing things for you.

•Winning against hypofiends makes her happy, and if you run into one, you step aside to let her have at it. 

•It's convenient to not have to worry about her safety. She's virtually indestructible. 

•But she, oh, she worries for you a lot. The more time you spend together the more she worries. 

•She helps you work through your issues with a level head. Scarlita isn't involved in the human world, she's so distant from your feelings that to her it's like gears and springs- there's a system to it she can work through without getting caught up.

•HER AXE IS INSANELY HEAVY??? You tried to lift it once and pulled a muscle. She wasn't happy about that. 

•People are usually intimated by her. She's harmless to non-hypo-gean/fiends, though it's unconvincing when she stands so tall and has that axe on her at all times. 

•In terms of NSFW stuff... yeah, good luck with that. She's probably ace. 

Dionel & Scarlita 

•They're allies, but they're rather passive-aggressive because they disagree on most matters. Through their relationship with you, they have to become acquaintances and tooootally not friends. 

•Dionel understands humans in their more dark, messy, and emotional moments, while Scarlita understands their mental mechanics. They balance out and can dissect people's psyches well if paired together. 

•No lies get past them, yours or others'. If you're unwell and pretending to be fine or upset and not saying anything, they can tell and call it out. It's hard saying no to them. 

•Dates all together can get even more chaotic. You get dragged to a tavern by Dionel, and then Scarlita talks to some guy about strange occurrences in the town graveyard, and next thing you know you're fighting with the undead.

•Fun date idea- killing graveborns with your partners!!! Yay!!!

•You go to temples as a date, you try to find abandoned ones so you don't have to explain to a scholar or priest what you're doing holding hands with two celestials at four in the morning. 

•If you want to sleep near them, you'll have to be on the floor or on a mattress that is as big as the floor. 

•Scarlita doesn't understand parties, but Dionel understands battle, you have that in common.

•You show off with your magic to impress them. They tell you you don't have to, but you still do. 

[gogandmagog]

The Beautiful and Damned, by F. Scott Fitzgerald

[jeff-offical]

Should we call you Jeph or Geff?

Jeff would be nice, please.