#jakeborn

[skaianetfiles]

DAY 19

[twainbooble]

hey guys

[alphacule]

87 FUCK JOLLINESS

[undyingumbraz]

Caliborn ship poll lets get it

(the crackships can be attributed to @void--crow. love that guy. please don't kill me)

[kii2me2ii2]

yeah

[tomatograter]

unpacking that

[kappagecko]

Homestuck? From me? In the year 2022?

I drew this for a friend's birthday. Jake is trying to teach Caliborn how to dance, and Caliborn is not having fun.

(Dirk walks in on them tripping over each other while Caliborn screeches, and starts recording)

[firelightfemme]

jake? for the headcanons thing

Sexuality Headcanon: gay!

Gender Headcanon: have you ever seen the movie Everything Everywhere all at Once? Because yeah.

A ship I have with said character: dirkjake

A BROTP I have with said character: jakeroxy

A NOTP I have with said character: jake with any girl and also im sorry messy gay people, but jakeborn.

A random headcanon: favorite caffeinated drink is black coffee with whipped cream

General Opinion over said character: my babygirl honey bunny. I’m wrapping him up in a blanket so that he’s safe from not only himself but everyone else. I am also Too Much Like Him and I do not like it at all. Overall 12/10 character and second favorite in all of homestuck.

[meatjake]

Jakeborn ship bingo. :3c

boring but they mostly just make me laugh

[thelifetimechannel]

Jakeborn looks a bit of like a rectangle (HE'S A T TETROMINO). Is that intentional? (I have no idea how body shapes work help)

Gill here. Yes, it is! The first thing Caliborn did upon acquiring Hope powers was make himself buff and make his cape longer, ‘cause it looks cooler that way. It started out as a throwback to an old joke theory our friends had about the ending of Homestuck: ARquiussprite gets everyone working out, they get ripped, the endorphins help with everyone’s emotional problems, and then they all beat up on Lord English. It was called “Buffstuck” and Hussie totally accidentally had Caliborn canonize it after the masterpiece. (Not really, I’m kidding) 

I genuinely cannot remember how serious I was when I started drawing Calijake with a Dorito body, it just sort of happened and I justified it afterwards: Caliborn getting ripped in DDOTA was part intimidation tactic, part a way to tell him apart from Jake in thumbnails, and part throwing back to Buffstuck as a joke. This is the story of most of TLCstuck.

[twainbooble]

im so ill goodbye world

[odddaysgeorge]

My first ever upd8 art and it’s this...

((Gamzee tries to be a good dad. He’s surprisingly chill for someone who’s own kid basically enslaved him. Caliborn should get a time out for that shit.)

[kii2me2ii2]

I am the smartest person alive (full alpha kids shipping chart w/o polyamory)

[tomatograter]

the Urobros fraternity au is as follows; caliborn and jake know eachother before college bc crockercorp/skaianet + clown church antics and theyre different brands of weird, eccentric rich fools while dirk actually worked his ass off (dave is a floppy indie director.) the fraternity is simply a mess under their shared efforts

dirk is a double major on philosophy + doing arts w/ cal and jake is endlessly flip flapping between what he wants to study, which will eventually be a problem. ( caliborn wants to be banksy and i need you to know this)     

[kappagecko]

Pay what you want sketch commissions are open. Just send me a message if interested, with how much you would want to pay, what characters you want, and a style. Style 1 - Characters that have necks. That style works well for any bodytype I can draw. Style 2 - Characters have no neck. This is better for characters that aren't very thin. All but two of the examples are Homestuck, but I can draw other fandoms! I don't do as well with animal characters, but I can try to draw animal characters as humans if you want. If I accept, I will send you a W.I.P. and the email to pay for your commission, but I won't finish the drawing until you pay. !!PAYPAL IS A REQUIREMENT FOR THIS!! Depending on how much you want to pay, I may also color it if you want.

[forceofconviction]

... Really, really hoping that people don't start abandoning Dirk/Caliborn for Jake/Caliborn. Seriously, why are all the alpha ships sinking? Did they piss off a sea witch or something?

Art from here.