#jakecaliborn

[twainbooble]

im so ill goodbye world

[witchofdiamonds]

[413-homestuck-headcanons]

How about JakeCaliborn?

This is the point where I have to ask for more information. Black? Red? If a ship is unclear It will go to the default settings which are,Quadrent: RedGenre: light hearted/ fluff7-9 headcanonsIf you want to have a more specific request feel free to ask or contact me personally.

[ask-the-english-adventurer]

All the pairings I ship ft. Jake AKA too many--

[lansupantsu]

I have no regrets

ETA: It's called "Jake's Gay Limes" on quickmeme. Enjoy

[forceofconviction]

... Really, really hoping that people don't start abandoning Dirk/Caliborn for Jake/Caliborn. Seriously, why are all the alpha ships sinking? Did they piss off a sea witch or something?

Art from here.

[slutzuya]

[EAGERLY AWAITS JAKE/CALIBORN PORN]

[asksfromsweetbinarystars]

Is JakeCaliborn the new JohnKarkat??? ))

[witchofdiamonds]

incompatible orientations Jake/Caliborn my beloved…….

[softpinksoda]

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GT: Hello there!

uu: GREETINGS

uu: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME

GT: A game? What kind of game are we talking about?

uu: AN INTERESNTING ONE MAY I ADD

GT: Well I love games!

uu: YOu DO?

GT: Well sure! I dont see anything particularly wrong with them.

GT: Theyre just games.

uu: I'M GALD TO HEAR THAT

uu: GLAD*

GT: So what kind of game are we gonna be playing?

uu: TO SEE IF YOu ARE CAPABLE TO DEFEAT ME IN THE *DIRTIEST* ROLEPLAY EVER

GT: Oh.. oh my. *loosens collar*

uu: ARE YOu ALREADY SCARED OF MY GAME?

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GT: I... like hell! Ill take on any of your games! Id never turn down an adventure!

uu: OH REALLY?

uu: THIS IS GOING TO BE *INTERESTING*

GT: How so?

uu: OH, YOu WILL SEE

GT: So what are the rules?

uu: IF ANY OF uS CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THIS *FILTHY* ROLEPLAY, THEN THE ONE WHO CAN HANDLE IT, WINS.

GT: I.. alright. *sweats a bit*

uu: *SMIRK*

GT: So.. I, er, are you starting us off then?

uu: YES, THAT WOuLD BE AN HONOuR

uu: *TOuCHES YOuR HAIR* HOW DO YOu FEEL ABOuT *THIS*?

GT: *looks around sheepishly* I.. um.. oh-- oh baby.

GT: *touches your hair in return* How about this?

uu: T-THAT'S SO *DIRTY*

GT: *slowly moves hand down the side of your face and places it on your shoulder* Is this good?

uu: OH MY GOD

GT: Well if you thought that was dirty then try this on for size!

GT: *places your hand in mine gingerly*

uu: *BLuSH* WHAT ARE YOu DOING?

GT: *shooshes you and continues holding your hand like youve never had it held before* Is that dirty enough for you? Do i need to go further?

uu: FuCK. DON'T YOu *DARE*

GT: Well get ready because im about to knock this out of the frigging ball park!

GT: *presses my body to yours and gives you a tight hug*

uu: OH. YOu AREN'T DOING WHAT I THINK YOu'RE DOING,RIGHT?

GT: Youd better believe it!

GT: *pulls away slightly and looks deeply into your eyes*

GT: Im going to sing you the best bloody song youve ever heard to win your heart.

uu: WHAT

GT: ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfZOvQnsBq0 )

GT: Mapre sutorie~

uu: *STARES BLANKLY*

GT: You'd better watch out because ive got one more trick up my sleeve!

uu: OH NO YOu DON'T*PuSHES AWAY*

uu: YOu ARE GONNA SEE WHAT IS REALLY *DIRTY*

GT: Try me tough guy!

uu: *TOuCHES FACE* YOu WANNA SEE?

GT: Ill win this game if its the last thing i do! Give me your worst!

uu: *KISSES ON THE CHEEK* THIS IS SO *TENDER*

uu: *KISSES ON THE LIPS*

uu: THERE

GT: O-oh yeah?! You think that makes me uncomfortable? Ill show you uncomfortable!

uu: OH REALLY? *TRY* ME

GT: *prepares a candlelit dinner, complete with a pianist to accompany the meal*

GT: Hows that?!

GT: Bon appetit!

uu: THIS IS SO

uu: WHAT IS *GOING* ON?!

GT: The most romantic night of your life bub! Take a seat!

uu: NO. I WON'T. THAT WOuLD MEAN THAT I *LOST*

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GT: Too much romance for you? I can turn it up a notch!!

GT: *gets down on one knee with a small box*

GT: Will... you marry me?

uu: OH NO. IT'S NOT TOO *MuCH.

uu: AND WHAT

uu: WHAT

uu: OH MY GOD

uu: THIS IS SO *uNEXPECTED*

GT: We can have tons of children and a happy life ahead of us! Just say the word pal!

uu: I I

uu: I *DO*

uu: ((GOTTA GO~ SORRY D:))

GT: ((its cool!))

uu: ((OKAY :3))

GT: ((this was fun, lol))

uu: ((YEAH I WAS LAuGHING MY ASS OFF))

uu: ((LOL))

uu: ((BYE~))

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[slutzuya]

[STILL EAGERLY AWAITING JAKE/CALIBORN PORN]

[waterundertheumbrage]

Going around.

PARP that is.

Yes, I am going around under Para and NSFW as Neko Caliborn because holy shit he's a cutie.

Currently looking for Jakes and Dirks so yeah, peace out. c: