#james is dumb

[gabihime-jegulusseeker]

Another jegulus incorrect quote

Euphemia Potter: Regulus kissed you?

James: *staring woefully out of his window*

Effie: and you said thank you…?

James: yeah...

Effie: well that was very polite of you

meanwhile

Regulus: thank you?!?! WHO SAID THANK YOU IN THIS SITUATION, WHAT DID HE MEAN

Fleamont : I'm sorry reg, my son is stupid, but you already knew this.

[iwasmadetobeasoldier]

ohhhhhhh that's how it works

@whatarethooseshuri look look

[gelly-fsh]

Glasses

"Uhg es que este dolor de cabeza está insoportable, I can't believe I left without my glasses, why am I like this?" Sirius could hear James before he saw him, he was lying lazily against a tree near the quiddicht pitch waiting for Remus to finish his study session with Lily and Regulus, but he inmediately perked up when he heard his best friend's voice.

He looked really stressed out, with one hand on his hair and another one just raised in front of him (probably to stop himself from running into anything, the idiot). He was slowly making his way to the Pitch benches the moment Sirius decided to take pity on the poor man and go to help him.

As he was silently making his way to James, James head perked up again and he saw him. Sirius could clearly see him squinting his eyes trying to identify who Sirius was, but just a moments later he saw James give him one of the warmest smiles he has ever seen.

"My love! You are here!" Whatever precaution James was having was thrown out of the window as James quickly made his way towards Sirius, who was at that moment extremely flabbergasted.

What the fuck?!?! Sirius mind was a mess, and he was so confused he was not able to form a word.

When James stood in front of him, he softly cupped Sirius cheeks with both of his hands and smiled "I thought you were in the library with Remus and Lily, did you finished early Mi Amor?" James was talking so lovingly that Sirius brain malfunctioned for a second, because since when Prongs had a partner??? Why did he not tell Sirius???

"Oh come here" James said, before he squished his cheeks and gave him a peck in the lips and in his forehead "Que chico más bello, so beautiful"

The peck was all Sirius needed to get out of his stupor, pushing James with so much force he almost fell back on his ass "WHAT THE FUCK PRONGS?"

When James registered Sirius voice, he instantly went pale, spluttering the sentence that would change everything "You're not Regulus"

"Of course I'm not my fucking brother, why the fuck did you do tha-" Sirius stopped, and he could vow that white noise started filling his ears

"Were the kisses and the sweet words meant for my brother, Potter?"

"Sirius, I need you to relax" Jame started, slowly making distance between him and Sirius, not that that could deter Sirius when he is fixated.

"Answer my fucking question James"

"....yes, yes they were"

"Ok" Sirius breathed out, gaze lost for a bit until he suddenly gained conscience again "I have to kill you now"

"Yeah, I know" James breathed out, expression solemn "Can I at least fetch my glasses before you do?"

"You have 15 seconds before I start hunting you down, you brotherfucker"

"Thats enough" and after that, he ran.

Sirius will analyze this moment and information later on, and he could fine it within himself to be happy for the couple after a bit, but right now? James will suffer for a bit.

He also need to go find Regulus after this, that little shit owes him all the details about how the fuck that relationship even happened.

[deswhomst]

Voldemort, who has given Regulus a mission to spy on James: You have been observing that Potter boy for a few months now. What can you tell me about him?

Regulus: People fall in love with him easily

Voldemort: An example?

Regulus: Me

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

Regulus seeing James annotating a book and being all

“Is it hot in here or is it just him”

Then when they start dating he asks to read the book and realizes the annotations are just

“Gay”

“Me core”

“Girl what”

[mischievous-thunder]

Oh silly Logie bear! Wade's talking about you!

[allweareisbulletsimeanthiss]

Michael James Way you are so important to me im so glad you exist

[hitmewithsomebooks]

James who one day has a smudge on his glasses

They’re usually pretty clean, it’s the one thing he keeps up on (to see, yk?)

But he’s talking to Regulus and suddenly Regulus is staring at one of his eyes and James is kind of concerned and confused a little lost in Regulus’s pretty eyes on him

And then Reg just grabs his glasses, cleans them on his robe, and slides them back on his face (positioned perfectly, might I add)

James who begins to purposely get things on his glasses

Dust, food, mud — one time he purposely dumped a bag of flour over his head (and walked around blindly till Regulus grabbed him, cleaned his glasses, and left the rest of the flour).

Just so Reg will look at him, so he can feel his fingertips brush James’s face when he takes hold of the glasses, just so he can see that amused little smirk.

And yes, Regulus catches on. It’s quite obvious, in true James Potter fashion.

But he doesn’t say anything, doesn’t call him out. He just keeps cleaning those glasses. Cuz it makes them both happy.

[not-so-stranger]

regulus has freckles, a few on his lips. remus has lower back dimples. james has a slightly crooked nose & worry lines between his eyebrows. peter has a gap in his teeth. sirius has heterochromia.

that is all.

[daiziesssart]

yeah but like. Hypothetically

[fiasco95]

[Pandora staring at a shirtless Regulus smoking and reading a book by the window alcove.]

Pandora:

Pandora: Okay. Those who agree Regulus is hot, say aye. Aye.

Barty: Aye.

Dorcas: Aye.

Evan: Aye.

Marlene: Aye.

James: Aye.

Pandora: …

Pandora: MARLENE???

Pandora: JAMES POTTER?!?!

Marlene: hey I may be a lesbian but I’m not blind.

James: I’m blind but that has nothing to do with anything, he’s just hot.

Pandora:

Pandora: That’s not what I had a problem with but okay.

[managone16]

Regulus: You wanker. Stop it. James: What did I do?! Regulus: You're doing it all wrong. You literally put gillyweed in the amortentia potion!! James:...Oh!! Hehe I totally didn't notice that. James: I-mean, why would I do it on purpose? Not like I just want to do it so I can be here with you- James: I swear it's not just cause of that. Regulus: Regulus, sighing: You're such a terrible liar. *makes another potion and puts all the ingredients* James: Did you do it?! Regulus: *smells it* Yeah, It's perfect. James: How are you so sure? REgulus: Cause it smells like y-nevermind. Can you smell it? James, nodding: Yeah it smells like— *James pauses, realising* James, wide-eyed: Fuck.

[spiritstar477]

James: *after he and Regulus start dating* so y’know when you’re dating someone

James: like dating a girl but they’re a boy

James: like I’m a boy and I’m dating someone that’s a boy but in the same way I’d date a girl

James: like two boys in a relationship

Remus: like being in a gay relationship?

James: yeah! y’know what that’s like?

Sirius and Remus: *Sirius sitting on Remus’ lap with his hands in his hair and Remus’ hand subtly (not subtly) up Sirius’ shirt* …

[spookeart]

This must be one of the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever drawn pls don’t perceive me

Two NSFW parts to go with this!

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

The Marauders? Oh you mean Sirius’ harem

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

Pre relationship Jegulus

James: Reg, if you could summarize me with one word, what would it be?

Regulus, who has been dropping not so subtle hints to James for a month, laying with his head on James’s chest: Oblivious.

James: What? How am I oblivious?

Regulus: Exactly.