#jayvee

[thelifeofjayhabbit]

When the sun kisses you with beauty

[julieverne]

I don't know, I think most companies would like to have the trifecta of queer disabled woman on their staff. Looks good on their diversity quotient.

However: disabilities are irritating. They're annoying. People with disabilities need accommodations, which is inconvenient when you can just hire someone who won't get sexually harassed anyway, and likely won't report anyone for using slurs.

In this industry it's easier to hire healthy abled straight white men. So much easier. I get that.

But we won an election on fairness, so let's go.

And I'm aware that I'm privileged to go with it. I'm white. I'm so white I radiate light. I can pass as pretty in the right light, and I have rizz in person. If I were just a little less pretty, just a little less white, I know my life would be so much harder. I own that. I don't contest it in any way. But my life is already so hard; so much harder than it needs to be.

It's not a competition, but for every woman I've ever worked with (2) there have been hundreds of men who didn't have to work anywhere near as hard. Some of them didn't work at all. These women have been exceptional. And Not White. And talked down to and talked over, and I don't know if it's gender or race that's the common denominator.

Anyway. The interview process sucks. I already came out as gay; coming out as disabled hurts worse. It's things you can't do, not something you are. It hurts to admit that you can't do things you used to manage easily. It hurts to have to tell someone that you can't complete simple tasks.

But I love what I do. I get a lot of freedom and I get a lot of joy from what I do. They let me do whatever I want because they know what I want is to make sure everything is as perfect as it can be. And I don't need to be able to lift heavy things over my head for that; I don't need to be able to open their heavy bathroom doors for that. I need a laptop and a dream.

I'm living the dream.

[doyoulikethisfont]

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[jayveesim]

The amount of ads YouTube tries to make you watch should be against the law.

[julieverne]

Storytime (and why your feed is being flooded with Sally Phillips).

Australia has a broadcasting channel called the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. They have multiple radio stations but at the time it was the only tv channel we could get out in the country without putting up the big antenna on the roof (I spent a lot of time on roofs as a child because technically I hadn't left the house but also no one could find me, also the tv antenna was there so I could adjust it to get the other regional channel that sometimes had Xena on it).

Anyway, the ABC purchased tv shows from the BBC, or traded them or something. They used to show a lot of British tv shows after dinner for the ex-pats, of which some of the people I lived with were. And the signal was good because the ABC is kind of your lifeline out bush; bushfires and emergency communications were mostly over the State Emergency Broadcaster, which was and still is the ABC. So they had coverage into most areas other than the really remote. I'd know how far I'd gone bush when the radio turned to static.

But anyway, between Hamish MacBeth and Monty Python and Ballykissangel, they somehow showed Smack the Pony. They showed it at 11 on a Saturday night.

The people I lived with didn't bother much with me; they never knew I had a way with electronics. They didn't know I knew how to program the VCR; I don't even know if they knew it had that kind of functionality. I would record it.

I was never really 'grounded' as such. I just wasn't allowed to go anywhere. Not that there was anywhere to go. And I liked books and the people I lived with were embarassed enough of my behaviour (unable to sit???) not to want to take me places so they just left me at home.

And I had the blessed VCR. I would watch Xena first if I could but even with the antenna the reception was patchy and would cut out to static at the good parts. I know the timestamp of when they nearly kissed by heart to this day. And then. Smack the Pony.

It was funny, sure, and it had women as main characters.

But sometimes they would kiss. And that meant everything to me, even if it was a joke, because the show had women who were so physically comfortable with each other, who trusted each other and corpsed each other and generally delighted in their work and each other. They've worked in orbit of each other ever since but not together since 2017, sadly.

There is something about Sally Phillips' smile that still gets me to this day. The cheeky mischievousness as she gleefully stuffs stale cake into a man's socks while giggling like a gremlin.

So that's why your feed is full of a middle-aged vaguely posh looking British woman. Something about her calmed me and made me feel a little better for a while.

So you get to watch her make out with her co-star for a moment and listen to the Pendulum remix of the ABC News theme song:

Sally Phillips & Doon Mackichan

Smack the Pony

[jazzyblusnowflake]

NUzi: Biscuitbites

VUzi: Violetviolence

NUziV: Violentbitingbiscuits

eNVy: Oilcookie

JayVee: Oilrose

JUzi: Spaceink

JuziV: Evilwomeninc

eNJay: Codegold

NUziVJ: Fullcompany

[who named some of these-]

now plz suggest sum names for JeNVy- i love my manor babies 😔💕

[night-at-the-musian]

CURRENT MAJOR SEARCH IN PROGRESS

poster by @eddiethecowboy

Known to exist, but surprisingly elusive, the original script for Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb is the current top priority for The NatM Search. Few lines have survived, and its most recent mention of existence was in 2021.

We are on the hunt for this original version. It likely holds sources of deleted scenes, unfilmed scenes, and stuff that never made it in. Like the search for the original Night at the Museum script, this is a fundamental piece of our fandom's history and its archival is important.

If you have seen this script, or have a copy, please don't hesitate to send it to The NatM Search, either via e-mail or messaging me.

Under the cut is a list of websites that do NOT have the script.

Last updated: 1 August 2024

Hollywood Script Shop

Scriptfly

JayVee's Script Emporium

IMSDb (Internet Movie Script Database)

Simply Scripts

Waterstones

AwesomeFilm

Screenplays 4 You

Daily Script

ScriptLab

Movie Scripts and Screenplays

Scripts Onscreen

[cartographers-office]

The PNF-404 Phylogenetic Tree

A bit of a different post from the usual, as I have been very hyped for Pikmin 4! Here's my speculative phylogenetic tree for most of the creatures in the Pikmin series. It is a bit more cautious than an actual phylogenetic tree, so there are a lot of soft polytomies (ideally every branch split should only have two children), but I digress.

Edit

It seems that Tumblr's compression did some nasty work on my post, so I'm gonna leave here a link to my phylogenetic tree in case anyone would like to see it in its full glory.

Here are also all the notes on the image in case anyone needs those too:

Author's Notes

Updated as of the Pikmin 4 Demo.

Icons taken from the Pikipedia and Pikmin games.

Fonts used are “Pikmin Font” by TheAdorableOshawott and “Dimbo” by Jayvee Enaguas.

Species with multiple scientific names

The Red Bulborb, Empress Bulblax and Bulborb Larvae are all explicitly different forms of the same species, as is the case in their Japanese technical name.

The Spotty Bulbear and Dwarf Bulbear are both explicitly different forms of the same species, as is the case in their Japanese technical name.

The Baldy Long Legs and Hairy Long Legs are explicitly stated to be the same species.

The Centipare and adult Centipare have completely different scientific name and family.

Incorrect scientific name (according to Japanese family name)

Despite being in the Breadbug family, the Fiery Dwarf Bulblax, has the Oculus genus instead of Pansarus. This is corrected here.

Despite not being in the Blowhog family, the Tusked Blowhog shares its Sus genus.

Despite not being in the Mandiblards family, the Shooting Spiner shares its Himeagea genus.

Despite not being in the Flint Beetle family, the Glint Beetle shares its Pilli genus.

The Floaterbie family is supposed to be the same family as the Flutterbie family in the original Japanese.

The Crysanthemum family is considered the same as the Dandelion family in the original Japanese.

Changes due to assumed consistency

All Wollyhop names have been updated to match the Wolpole's European name, which was standardized in Pikmin 4.

Similarly, All mentions of the “frodendum" specific name have been updated to match Wolpole's frondiferorum name in Pikmin 4.

The Red Spectralid has a different genus (Fenestrati) than every other Spectralid. This is likely a mistake is corrected here.

Despite not all Candypop Buds being present in the Pikmin 4 Demo, it is assumed they are all now considered the same species in the Piklopedia.

Scientific name in the wrong order

The Fiery Young Yellow Wollyhop has its “volcanus" subspecies name incorrectly placed in front of its scientific name. This is corrected here.

The Queen Shearwig, Speargrub and Sheargrub all have their genus incorrectly placed as their specific name. This is corrected here.

Incorrect use of real taxonomy terms

The genus Chilopoda of the Centipare is actually the real world class of the centipedes.

The genus Stauromedusae of the Medusal Slurker is actually a real world order of cnidarians.

The specific name phytohabitans of the Leech Hydroe is actually a real world genus of bacteria.

The genus of the Common Glowcap is actually the real world kingdom of fungi.

Inconsistencies within English localizations

The Coppeler has the Scarpanica genus added in the American localization.

The Armurk has different scientific names: Tegoparastacoidea reptantia (US) and Scalobita rotunda (EU).

Other Notes

The Caustic Dweevil was renamed to Hydro Dweevil and its scientific name to Mandarachnia aquadis in the Switch port of Pikmin 2.

Although the Puffstool has no confirmed family, it shares a genus with the Puffstalk, implying they are likely related.

Missing creatures: Mamuta, Smoky Progg, Blubbug, Puffy Blubbug, Electric Cottonade, Red Blubblimp, Seedbagger, Stuffed Bellbloom.

Unplaceable creatures (extradimensional and/or possibly entirely artificial life forms): Waterwraith, Plasm Wraith.

[the-missann]

Lord of the Monsters

Short story/AU of my original story

Word count: 1.3k

Trigger Warning: murder and blood

Not my art. Slightly edited, but made in Picrew. Link in comments.

Nothing meant more to Cassie than trying to accept what she now had to deal with. Carefully, she walked the halls of Holma high. They were deathly quiet. No one dared to speak to the other and instead all eyes watched for the culprit behind the two of the biggest murders of their high school lives.

Cassie kept her head down as she approached her classroom—309. Upon getting there, she was quick to open and shut the door. Pushing her back against the door, she hoped no one followed her. She waited listening out in the hallway for any noise. Once she was sure nothing was there, she looked to her bed and found him slouched over. Still his blood covered blade rested in his hands. Slowly, she went over and sat beside him; touching his forearm, he snatched it away the second she touched him. His eyes snapped right to her and this made Cassie flinch violently.

His own eyes widened and he turned his head away from her. “No, I would never hurt you.” Glancing back, he tried to reach for her face. Cassie tried not to move as he let out a breath. His hands fell and his head fell limp. “I’m sorry you have to deal with this… it should have been easier.”

She bit her lip, but eventually said, “it’s okay. It’s not your fault.”

“You don’t have to lie about it.” Lifting his heavy head, he was barely able to look at her.

His eyes were half open and they struggles to get any wider, however he remained looking at her. Cassie saw the blood that stained his face… his hands… his blade… All of that reminded Cassie that he was the reason the city was on edge.

Whoever was strong enough to murder Gavin and Jayvee Reller had to be a ruthless killer. Capable of much more than a simple murder. Cassie felt her chest tighten thinking about the words she heard from others. Her eyes shut tight.

“I’m sorry.”

“W-what? Why?”

“Because you have to deal with so much now that you’re protecting me… it should be me protecting you… not you dealing with this nonsense.”

Cassie’s heart broke hearing that. There wasn’t much of anything she could even do and the more she thought about it the less she knew what she wanted to. Cassie’s face twisted with a certain pain and as soon as Bushimaru saw this, he grabbed her.

Cassie started to cry as she gripped onto him.

“I’m sorry… I’m sorry…” Repeatedly, he apologized unable to do much of anything else.

They remind holding each other until Cassie manged to quiet her crying a bit. She then let out a hard voice to ask him one thing.

“Why did you do it?”

Bushimaru’s grip on her tightened. “I had to.”

“But me and Fang were going to handle it as peacefully as possible…”

“No. You don’t understand.”

Cassie frowned deeply before pushing away from him. “Then make me understand!” Cassie covered her face with one hand and huffed. “I hate this. I hate it so much that you can’t even tell me why you did something like that… why did you kill them?”

Cassie saw Bushimaru through her hands and she almost couldn’t believe what she was seeing. Bushimaru always had a stoic look on his face, but never like this. His half lidded eyes crying tears of red had nothing behind them. Bushimaru always lit up when they spoke, but now not even her presence was enough to wake him up.

However, he spoke. “I did it because I needed to stop them from hurting you.”

“They weren’t-”

“Yes they were…” His voice trailed. “The only person who can truly protect you is me. No one else has your safety in mind… not even you.” He got up.

Cassie's steps staggered, but she was unable to move. Bushimaru got to her and before Cassie could understand what was going on, she felt her body grow heavy. Her eyes especially and then she fell into Bushimaru. She tried to stay awake but nothing she did worked.

“I’m sorry…”

That was the last thing she heard before she drifted off…

Cassie could still sleep peacefully somehow. She hadn’t even felt like something was wrong until she slowly started to awaken. Her struggling eyes opened just enough to jolt her awake when she realized she didn’t know where she was.

This was an actual bedroom, not the classroom she made her home, and one she was completely unfamiliar with. Across from her was a room with a light creeping out of it. She heard running water and wondered who was inside. So she got up and quickly pushed open the door only to see the bare back of Bushimaru.

“You’re awake…” Walking up to her, he reached out and touched her face. Looking down at her, he let out a soft sigh. “Are you okay?”

The deep scars that decorated his back only pained her to see and her mouth turned down in a deep frown. She choked on her sobs and covered her mouth missing the boy she once knew and fearing the monster she knew he could be.

Bushimaru was looking at himself in the mirror. She saw those half lidded eyes glance to her in the mirror. He turned around and that made Cassie's breath hitch.

“Y… yeah.”

“Where are we?” She asked.

A smile came onto his face and he looked to her lips. Cassie too glanced from lips to his eyes, her hand came up to his chest and she weakly pushed against him feeling something was wrong.

It was hard for her, wanting to embrace him, but knowing he was lost now.

His eyes closed and his grip on her got tighter. “At a house my parents gifted me…”

“But why are we here? Weren’t we just at school?”

“We were, but I know you’re worried. I know you’re worried about me and I had… no I needed to do something to put your mind at ease.” He embraced her and held her tightly against his body. “I shouldn’t have made you so worried in the first place.”

His body loomed over her. Cassie could only look up at him. His hair was covering most his face and she couldn’t see his eyes, scaring her even more. He noticed this and his eyes narrowed before he collapsed on top of Cassie holding her tightly.

Cassie struggled against him feeling something uncomfortable in his arms. She tried to pull away from him, but his grip on her was too much and she ended up stumbling over her feet instead.

He carefully held Cassie preventing her from falling, eventually she fell into his arms. He took them to the bed she was just sleeping on and dropped her down before climbing ontop of her.

“I’m sorry… but… I shouldn’t have made you deal with all this. I love you too much to have me be the bringer of your stress.”

“Y-you what?”

“Cassie, when you said we should get married if we’re both still single. I know you just said that to protect me… because you thought you would cause me trouble if we were together or that I deserved someone better; but, you know that’s not true. We both love each other and there’s nothing that will stop me from making sure you know that… nothing to keep us apart… not even the murder of those wretched twins.”

“B-bushi, you don’t have to do this. Everything will be okay!”

“No it won’t!” He sucked his teeth and calmed down. “You’ll always be worried that someone will want to kill me. You’ll never be able to be happy because you’ll be worried and that shouldn’t be how you live. I know that’s exactly what you were worried about in the first place and it came true…” He pulled back and looked down at her. “If you stay here with me, you won’t have to be worried because only I know you’re here… no one else will ever know you’re here. That’s how it will stay.”

Bushimaru’s face only got closer to hers and being paralyzed under him made it easy for their lips to meet, sealing Cassie’s fate with him...

[thelifeofjayhabbit]

Looking for the next trap

[julieverne]

🥸 What's your favourite cheesy joke?

Knock knock

[jopetkasi]

i decided to cook gyudon. two of my closest friends way back from college are coming over for dinner. we initially planned a weekend meet but sudden change of plans came up. hence, the dinner this evening.

i am also back at my apartment. i missed the silence it brings. not that i detest staying at my parents, i mean i do love seeing them and doing errands for everybody, but once in a while, i need to assert some semblance of independent living.

going back to my friends, i realized that although we rarely see each other, they have become family to me. this "family by choice" is so life affirming because unlike our biological family where one has no choice to but love and respect parents and siblings; friends are people you let in your life because you decided so and freely at that.

remember, Dan? i mentioned him in a previous blog as the college blockmate who makes it a point to schedule an individual catchup with friends either for lunch or coffee? he was also the friend who upon hearing me wanting to buy a new pair of pants, readily gave me his para di na ako gumastos? well he is in town and best of all, he ended with another barkada of ours (jayvee) and they have been together close to fifteen years.

Dan: the secret to staying in a relationship, jopet?

Me: tell me?

Dan: to love the imperfections. loving what is already pleasant is easy, but to love what annoys you is the the true test of loving because it exerts effort.

me: but you know he played with other guys, right?

Dan: i know. and so did i and you...besides, gone are those days. when we reach this age, the lust tempers and what matters most is to forgive the fault, try not to repeat it and move on...

me: that feeling of coming home to someone....nakaka miss din yung feeling no?

Dan: that is why don't loose hope. strive to keep that optimism alive. otherwise, tatanda kang masungit at magisa. the right imperfect guy will come, jopet

me: when? when i hit 36? 40?

Dan: trust me, he will arrive at the least expected time.

[lindsaylangart]

A drawing for Screamo of his character, Jayvee!

[xjoonchildx]

i’m sorry but the short hair is doing it for me

[queersrus]

hello! i’m looking 4 masc names that start with h or j! also maybe more of a punk/edgy vibe? i don’t mind noun names, but i’d prefer non noun names! length doesn’t matter to me! tysm!

heath, hayes/haize/haze, halle, hale/hail/hayle, holt, hero/hiro, hart, hedley/hedlee, hadly/hadley/hadlee, harm, howl, hyder, hyde, hunt, hobie, hacket/hackett/hackit/hackitt

jasper, jesper, jae/jay/jaye, jace/jayce, jaycee/jayci/jaycey/jacey/JC, jaxon/jackson/jaxson/jaxxon, jet/jett, joel, jax/jaxx, journey, jaxton, jegger/jeggar, jagger/jaggar, jaeger/jaegar, judas, jackey/jacky/jackie, jadi/jadie/jadey/jady/JD, Jayve, Jayvee/Jayvie/Javey/JV, Jaime/Jamie/Jaimie

[stellberrycrew]

Dunkin Magical Christmas. Ang saya talaga pag Pasko season. Naglalabasan mga ninang. Todo suporta talaga c ninang Dunkin sa Mahalima. 😍🍓

📸 Jayvee del Rosario

Salamat @Tasha24_ X for sharing!