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Heart By Heart Chapter Fourteen: Fairy Lights and Friction

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The first few months of living together had been something out of a movie.

Kat’s lipstick was always somewhere it didn’t belong. On Joe’s collar, their coffee mugs, on the mirror above the dresser with the words “kill it tonight 💋” scrawled in red. Joe left guitar picks everywhere. In the bathroom. On the kitchen counter. Between couch cushions like they were breadcrumbs he couldn’t stop dropping.

And still, every time Kat walked into the apartment and saw his shoes by the door, she smiled. Every time he brought her a coffee from the corner shop—the one with the oat milk just how she liked it and the barista who always scribbled “K + J” on the side in pink marker—she kissed his nose and said, “My hero,” like it never stopped mattering.

They got into rhythms. Shared playlists for Sunday cleaning. Danced in the kitchen when they cooked together. Argued about where to hang the fairy lights—and then kissed under them anyway. Kat stole Joe’s hoodies so often that he started hanging one on the back of the bedroom door just for her. Joe added her name to the buzzer downstairs without asking. She started keeping her shampoo in the shower. Her earrings found a new home on the bathroom sink. Her books mixed in with his vinyls.

One night, they burned the pancakes because they couldn’t stop kissing in the kitchen. Another night, she fell asleep on the couch with her head in his lap, and he stayed still for hours just to keep her there.

The apartment smelled faintly like rain and fresh laundry. Kat had just gotten in from a long shift, still wearing her black work flats, hair in a low knot. She dropped her bag by the door, kicked off her shoes, and turned the corner to find Joe standing barefoot on the couch, his arms stretched overhead, a string of warm white fairy lights tangled between his hands.

He didn’t see her yet.

And that was when the argument began.

Joe stood on the couch, arms outstretched, trying to drape the string of lights above the window frame. The plug barely reached the outlet, and the whole strand sagged like it was tired of being involved. Kat stood a few feet away, hands on her hips, watching with a mixture of amusement and judgment.

“I’m home,” she said, looking up at him.

“Hi, how was your day?” he asked, not turning from the window.

“You’re going to electrocute yourself,” she said flatly.

“I’m not even touching the plug yet.”

“I thought we were hanging them together? Joe, you’re too close to the edge.”

“I’m balancing.”

“You’re wobbling.”

“I’m fine, babe.”

Kat crossed her arms, unconvinced. “Why don’t we just wrap them around the bookshelf? It makes more sense. It’s easier, and we won’t have to rearrange the furniture.”

“No one said anything about rearranging.”

“You’re literally standing on the couch.”

Joe paused, lifting one eyebrow at her. “What do you have against windows and ambiance?”

She rolled her eyes. “What do you have against symmetry and not falling off the couch?”

He grinned despite himself, stepping down with a dramatic huff. “You just don’t want to admit my idea’s better.”

Kat narrowed her eyes. “Your idea is chaos. The lights will droop, the plug will show, and the vibe will be ruined.”

“I am the vibe,” Joe said, tossing the lights into her arms.

She caught them but didn’t look away from him. “Cocky much?”

He stepped closer. “Confident.”

“Mm.” Her eyes danced. “There’s a difference.”

Joe took the lights back from her hands and looped them around his neck like a glittering scarf. “I’ll wear them as a statement. Problem solved.”

Kat smirked, but there was a softness in the curve of it. “You’re ridiculous.”

“And you love it.”

“I never said that.”

“You didn’t have to.”

He moved toward her again, slower this time. Their banter hung between them like the lights—warm and fragile. Kat’s arms stayed folded, but her fingers played with the hem of her shirt, eyes flickering from his mouth to his eyes and back again.

“I’m not letting you ruin my bookshelf with tangled wires,” she whispered.

Joe leaned in. “Then let’s ruin the window instead.”

Their lips met in the middle of the room, just a few feet from where the lights pooled across the floor. She kissed him like she’d been waiting for a reason to stop talking. He kissed her like it was the best win he’d ever earned.

When they pulled apart, his forehead rested against hers, breath shared in the quiet.

“So?” he murmured. “Window or bookshelf?”

Kat ran her fingers through his hair and smiled.

“Let’s try both,” she said.

But the conversation didn’t end there.

Because just when Joe moved to plug the lights in again, Kat hesitated—and the fight snowballed.

“I just wish you would’ve waited,” she said quietly.

Joe turned back around. “Waited?”

“For me to get home. To do it with you.”

He blinked. “I thought I was doing something sweet.”

“You didn’t think I’d want to be part of it?”

“I didn’t think it’d start a fight.”

Kat’s voice rose slightly. “It’s not about the lights.”

Joe sighed. “Kat, I know it’s not about the lights.”

Her arms dropped. “Then what is this? Because it’s starting to feel like you only want me here when I don’t disrupt your plans.”

His voice tightened. “That’s not fair.”

“Neither is feeling like a guest in the apartment I live in.”

That landed hard. Joe’s shoulders fell. He walked toward the couch and sat down, quiet for a beat, looking anywhere but at her.

“You’re not a guest,” he said eventually. “I just… I saw a photo of a room with lights like these, and it made me think of you. I thought it’d make this place feel more like home for both of us.”

Kat looked down at the strand in her hands.

“I would’ve liked them,” she said softly. “If we’d done it together.”

Joe stood again, slower this time, and crossed to her.

“I want you here. Not just your stuff. I want you to take up space. I know I mess things up. I rush. I get in my head. But none of that means I don’t want you in this.”

She nodded, voice quieter now. “You don’t have to be perfect, Joe. You just have to let me in.”

His voice dropped to a whisper. “I’m sorry.”

Then she kissed him again.

Fierce. Forgiving. Full of feeling.

The lights stayed curled in a lazy heap on the coffee table while they curled up together on the couch instead, her sweatshirt halfway off, his shirt rucked up under her ribs, their hands and mouths discovering all the ways love stays, even after a fight.

Later, tangled together in the flickering glow, Kat whispered, “Window and bookshelf.”

Joe pressed a kiss to her forehead.

“Anything you want,” he said, holding her tighter on the couch.

And that was the truth.

They never finished hanging the lights that night.

But they glowed anyway.

Like the fight was never really about the lights.

It was about choosing each other.

Even when it gets messy.

Especially when it does.

And sometime after the silence settled, long after the kisses turned to stillness and Kat drifted to sleep, Joe lay awake with one arm tucked under her shoulders and the other resting over her ribs.

The lights blinked faintly against the window glass.

Her fingers curled beneath his shirt.

And even though the lights never got hung, something about the night still felt complete.

Like home had never been the walls.

It was the space between them.

Always was.

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Mr. Joe Jonas

Artwork by : Milo Works

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[music-flavor-autismm]

Music Review: Happiness Begons by The Jonas Brothers

I remember liking tracks from this album when in first came out, but it doesn't really hold up. Most of the lyrics are more shallow than other pop lyrics like on a Taylor Swift, or The Weeknd, or Chappel Roan record. The production is fine, but the lots of the instrumets on this record aren't as compelling as I remember them to be or as compelling as other artists tend to use them. an exception to this is the fourth track, "I Believe." It has a compelling guitar loop. it reminds me of "Adore You" by Harry Styles. I also feel similarly about more of the middle tracks is "Used to Be" or "Every Single Time." The best track is definitley "Love Her." The lyrics are a lot less generic and clearly focus on conflict resolution, more specifically to prevent conflicts as soon as they arise by being willing to compromise. The beat is very soft and has minimal drums, which prevents it from some of the problems the end of the album has. A lot of the Drum parts on tracks in the end like "Hesitate" and "Rollercoaster" are less steady and dynamic, and focus more on pulsing on one drum, which I feel makes these tracks "white people music," specifically the worst kind. Overall, It's OK

As of listening to this album, my top 10 list of records is as follows:

I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU - JPEGMAFIA

Spirit Phone - Lemon Demon

good kid m.A.A.d city - Kendrick Lamar

Why Can't We Be Friends - WAR

DAMN. - Kendrick Lamar

Discovery - Daft Punk

TOTO - Toto

Random Access Memories - Daft Punk

Because The Internet - Childish Gambino

Stankonia - OutKast

I've ranked this record below Stankonia because Stankonia in evert way.

Feel free to recommend music or challenge my top 10.

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Joe Jonas un soltero codiciado

En las últimas semanas el cantante y actor Joe Jonas se ha estado divirtiendo disfrutando de su vida de soltero esto fue lo que pasó. En las últimas semanas Joe Jonas se convirtió en el soltero más codiciado y es que ha tenido varias citas y fue captado por los paparazzi. En  redes sociales y en muchos medios de comunicación han aparecido fotos de Joe Jonas y la famosa actriz Demi Moore…

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Week in Review Week of 12/4

This week has been very busy week in the world…Let’s see… Time Magazine has named Taylor Swift it’s Person of the Year. A high honor for her since she did the Era’s Tour. She has accomplished so much for one so young. They say she’s hitting the billion mark with the tour and will likely rake another billion next year when the tour ends. In an interview with time she brought up the infamous phone…

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JOE JONAS ¿REFERENTE DE MODA O ICONO POP?

Joe Jonas es sin duda un referente de moda, y lo dejó de manifiesto al colaborar con la marca de zapatillas @kswiss en conjunto con su banda @dnce , en una colección capsula que refleja todo el brillo y glamour del grupo en combinación con los clásicos atemporales de la marca de calzado.-

No es curioso que Joe se robe todas las miradas, su forma de vestir, ya sea arriba del escenario o caminando por la ciudad, siempre es objeto de atención y contemplación.- Siempre jugando con estampados divertidos, gorras casuales, lentes de sol, accesorios, trajes total print… el resultado de todo esto, obviamente estamos frente a un icono pop que se convirtió en referente de moda, y que ha sabido imponer su sello en todo lo que hace, siendo la moda el elemento transversal que lo distingue y lo sublima.-

Les dejo una recopilación de sus mejores outfits, no solo los que luce en los eventos a los que asiste, sino también los que exhibe en la pasarela urbana donde constantemente se le ve aparecer con grandes aciertos de la moda.-

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I remember saying some of her best songs were about Joe back in 2015 and I still stand by that

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Heart By Heart - Chapter Thirteen: In the Stillness, Us

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Heart By Heart

In the Stillness, Us

They ate dinner on the stairs like teenagers who couldn’t afford a table, legs stretched out, takeout containers balanced between them, laughter echoing into the hum of New York. The smell from their favorite hole-in-the-wall in Chinatown lingered in the air. It was the kind of place with handwritten signs in the window and fluorescent lights that buzzed above cracked tiles. Joe balanced the dumpling container between his knees, chopsticks clumsily navigating toward his mouth while Kat leaned into him from behind, arms curled around his chest, chin on his shoulder.

It was late summer, warm and humming. Taxi horns, soft chatter, the distant sound of a saxophone drifting around the corner. The scent of sesame oil mixed with something sweet from the bakery across the street. The concrete steps beneath them still held the heat of the day, and the golden light dipped low across the buildings, casting long shadows across the sidewalk.

Kat wore his oversized white T-shirt, knotted at the waist, and a red scarf tied like a bow in her hair. She looked like a postcard from another time. A little old Hollywood, a little Lower East Side. Her sunglasses were pushed up into her curls, her lips still stained from soy sauce and spicy mayo.

“You’re so bad at chopsticks,” she murmured into his ear, grinning.

Joe dramatically dropped a dumpling. “I’m authentic, okay. Rustic charm.”

“You’re gonna spill sauce on your jeans again, rustic charm.”

He nudged her gently with his elbow. “That’s why you always bring napkins.”

She held one up proudly like a trophy. “Prepared girlfriend energy.”

Joe turned his head just enough to see her. Her cheeks glowed with the peachy haze of early evening. She wasn’t wearing makeup. She didn’t need to. Her smile was soft and easy, the kind that settled beneath your ribs. Her hand rested over his chest like it belonged there.

He didn’t say it out loud yet, but he loved her like crazy.

And she was looking at him like she already knew.

“What?” she asked softly, her voice barely above the noise of the city.

He blinked, lips twitching into a smirk. “You’ve got chili oil on your lip.”

She wiped it with the back of her hand and laughed. “Thanks for letting me suffer.”

“Anytime.”

Kat nudged his elbow every time he stole one of her dumplings, which was often.

“You said you didn’t want dumplings,” she said, glaring at him.

“I lied,” he replied, already stealing another.

She narrowed her eyes. “You’re a monster.”

“And yet,” Joe said, mouth full, “you still sit next to me.”

Kat rolled her eyes but leaned her head against his shoulder anyway. “That’s because you’re warm. And you smell like heaven.”

“Flattery will get you more dumplings,” he said smugly, handing her the last one.

They finished the food slowly, trading bites, brushing sauce off their fingers, sinking deeper into the quiet spell between them. Joe leaned back into her warmth, foot tapping lightly to the beat of the street musician across the way. Kat curled around him tighter, arms still wrapped over his chest.

“I love this city,” she whispered.

Joe glanced at her. “I love you in this city.”

She tilted her head just enough to look at him. “That sounds dangerously close to a confession.”

He grinned. “Maybe it is.”

Kat reached for his hand and laced their fingers together like it was second nature. Her voice was soft. “Don’t fall in love with strangers, remember?”

Joe squeezed her hand. “Too late.”

She laughed and kissed his shoulder. Joe stole another dumpling and she pretended to scold him. Her smile never faded.

“I got us dessert,” he said, reaching into the bag beside them.

Kat’s eyes lit up as he pulled out a single chocolate chip cookie, still warm from the bakery. He broke it in half and gave her the bigger piece.

“You’re such a sap,” she said, taking a bite.

“And you’re still here,” he smiled.

“Because you’re warm. And you smell like heaven.”

Joe leaned forward slightly and settled between her knees on the lower step, her arms looping around his neck again, his back resting against her chest. His heartbeat slowed. Her breath was soft at his ear.

She looked at him then. Really looked.

The soft scruff on his jaw. The slight wrinkle in his shirt. The way his eyes crinkled when he smiled. Her heart fluttered in that achy, holy way only real love brings.

“You feel like summer,” she said suddenly.

Joe opened his eyes and looked up at her. “What?”

She broke off another piece of the cookie and smiled. “You just feel like summer. The kind that stays with you.”

He didn’t answer right away. He just studied her face like she was the first sunrise he ever saw. Then he reached up and kissed her hand.

“Hey,” he whispered. “I really like falling in love with you.”

Her throat tightened. That sting behind her eyes. That too-muchness of someone seeing you completely.

She leaned down and kissed his forehead, then rested her cheek against his.

They stayed like that as the city buzzed on around them. A train rumbled underground. Footsteps passed. Laughter drifted down the block. The saxophone continued playing something soft and slow.

Joe kissed her bare shoulder, smiling into her skin.

“I think this is the best dinner I’ve ever had.”

Kat smiled without looking down. “You haven’t even seen dessert yet.”

He pulled back slightly, amused. “You mean the cookie?”

She raised an eyebrow.

His eyes widened. “Oh.”

Kat smirked. “You’re catching on.”

Joe stood and took her hand, pulling her gently to her feet.

“Let’s get you home then.”

Their fingers laced like they had always belonged that way. And for just a moment, the noise of the city faded.

It felt like the whole world was pausing for them.

Joe glanced back once more, his thumb brushing over her knuckles.

Somewhere between the dumplings and the dessert, it felt like the start of forever.

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[justenjoythegossip]

WILL ALBA’S IMMATURITY, RACISM AND ALLEGED INFIDELITY BE USED TO EXPLAIN THE SPLIT?

Regardless of where people find themselves on the spectrum, I am pretty sure they would agree on the fact that Chris and Abba are not endgame. Far from it. The question is not whether they will break up or not. It’s definitely not a question of if. It’s a question of when. It’s a question of how. I already wrote a post about whether or not Chris’ fans will be held responsible for the ending of the shitshow. And given what we’ve witnessed coming from certain blogs last night, it still seems like a very valid and likely option. 

The very questionable medium article…

I will not discuss the credibility of this publication for the simple reason that until yesterday, I had never heard of it in the first place. And I suspect I am not the only one. So I would argue that this fact alone is telling in itself. 

But one has to wonder whether a fan/troll wrote this piece. Or, whether this was written by someone from Chris’ team passing for a possessive fan to hint at a potential break-up. But even if that was true, people shouldn’t expect a divorce announcement so soon. They could be breadcrumbing for a while, like they have been doing since the beginning of this “relationship”. And why wouldn’t they drag this for as long as they can? We know Chris and Abba are both desperate attention seekers and I am pretty sure they will want to continue with the charade for as long as it can benefit them. However this article is more than questionable. And for many reasons. 

Why it doesn’t pass the test of credibility from a PR standpoint…

This article is completely over the top and extreme in the picture it depicts. Chris is seen as this poor innocent victim and Abba as this super uber arch-villain. Given the optics of this relationship (he looks like her old uncle) and the power dynamics at play (he is a powerful Hollywood star and she is a no-name actress from a small country), I don’t need to say that the picture they are selling in that article is a PR nightmare in the making. The caricature is not only absolutely grotesque, but it also reeks of misogyny. 

If people don’t follow other celebrities, I’d like to mention the case of Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner, which happened fairly recently. He and his team tried to hurt her by doing a very insidious and over-the-top smearing campaign against her but it backfired on him big time. What is interesting is that Sophie Turner did make a lot of strategic appearances with her bestie Taylor but she never lowered herself to play those ugly tactics. She chose to remain silent which hurt Joe even more because again you can’t fight against someone who doesn’t want to fight back, it makes you look like a bully. Obviously Abba is no Sophie, she doesn’t have her career, her popularity or her large fandom but you get the point.

And what also makes this article totally implausible is this: ”Despite his past struggles in the realm of romance, Chris remains optimistic about finding his true soulmate and starting a family.” First of all, no one would ever say that publicly after getting divorced even if the marriage only lasted 5 months and was non-legally binding. It’s a time to regroup, to collect yourself and to reflect. Also it makes him look like an unstable neurotic mess. 

But what this article provoked was quite interesting…

An all-out war between the seemingly psychotic Team PR & Team Real blogs

Majorscammer and her band of goonish cultists completely lost it last night (interesting sidenote: the tone and rhetoric used by all these mods is now completely identical). They were always unhinged, mean, arrogant, and insulting (“bitchy” according to Majorscammer herself) but it got even more insane last night as they patted themselves on the back for having been right all along despite having lied about pretty much everything for quite a long time. They even called their counterparts from Team Real out by names and attacked them violently. Of course, Team Real blogs responded and posted an article on Medium, saying Chris and Abba were still together and proving that people could post anything on that website. They also proved they looked just as insecure and irrational as their counterparts Team PR blogs. If it wasn’t pure show (and it clearly is), we should recommend them to commit themselves to a mental institution.

But as we have witnessed since the beginning, those Team PR and Team Real blogs were always meant to fight. It was always about feeding the discourse, keeping people engaged, riling them up to distract them from the actual truth. And with yesterday’s show, those teams tried to keep the passion going as I think fans are getting tired of the obvious BS. It’s getting so repetitive, there are not so many twists and turns and let’s be honest Chris and Abba are not the most fascinating protagonists.

What main purpose did that questionable article likely serve? 

The answer to that question seems pretty straightforward. All we have to do is to read the last sentence of that article, which is in bold characters in case we missed the point:

“Chris will attend the Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle on Friday, March 1 and Saturday, March 2.”

Look at what has been fed to the fandom recently:

A sight of Chris’ doppelganger with no ring

Abba skiing with her friends without the ring

Chris posting Dodger in MA for Valentine

Chris posting pictures of himself in LA without his wife (she recently said in an interview that this is where she lives) from a month ago

All of these are hints and breadcrumbs that Chris and Abba might be splitting up. Maybe they are. Maybe they aren’t. But the point is all eyes will be riveted on Chris as he speaks at the Con in Seattle. I should mention that this conference will be a live-broadcast on YouTube. How convenient, isn't it?

Will he wear the ring? Will he not wear the ring? We have seen that movie before, haven’t we? Yes, I believe we have! 

[astrocafecoffee]

Hi there! I just saw the astrocartography post, and would you be able to a more in depth post about how to read things like location? I find it hard to read when certain lines cross over, and where they are crossing over on a place.

Hello 👋🏻

Yes, similar to the astrocartography analysis I did on certain couples, I checked if their 7th ruler or Darakaraka was passing through the location where they first met. To illustrate this, you can examine the birth charts of Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, as well as Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas (I found these examples on @martian-astro10 's blog). This will provide clarity. Note that Astro.com and AstroSeek can be unclear for exact locations, so consider the broader area. For more precise locations, I recommend searching for a clear map of the country on Google and trying to pinpoint it. Hopefully, that makes sense🥲! And Lmk, If anyone knows of a clearer app.

[kuwentista]

✨️post 9 GIFS of your favourite characters and let people guess your type. Next tag 9 people✨️

thank you @these-emo-thoughts for the tag... i guess, a few charas kinda speak for what kind of characters i usually like... their formulas' the same... anyway. i wish i could add more but these are the ones that popped up when i looked through my blog, so... in no particular order...

( "She baited us. We didn't find her. She found us." )

Goo Ja-Yoon; The Witch: Part 1 - The Subversion [ 2018 ]

( "I killed Gojo Satoru!" ) "I see... Then die!"

Getou Suguru; Jujutsu Kaisen [ 2020 - ]

"Back then, I felt like I was in a dream. I just didn't know it was a nightmare. And the person before my eyes would destroy my life."

Joe; My Stand-In [ 2024 ]

"You and I are perfect for each other. Never believe anything else."

Jonas Kahnwald; Dark [ 2017 - 2020 ]

"Quit being cheap. My bro's all sad panties. My hair's falling out. Like... Where's your Gandalf stick or your wand or some shit? You need to Uno reverse card this shit."

Willie Jack; Reservation Dogs [ 2021 - 2023 ]

"My medicines are only for the weakest... And you are clearly not the weakest!"

Ri Kusuriuri; Mononoke Series [ 2007 ]

"KON."

Hayakawa Aki; Chainsaw Man [ 2022 - ]

“With this treasure, I summon Sight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga!”

Fushiguro Megumi; Jujutsu Kaisen [ 2020 - ]

( "Why are you seeing their penises???" ) "It's a locker room, dude. What am I gonna do? Look at a towel??"

Peacemaker; Peacemaker [ 2022 - ]

*none of the gifs are mine; credits to the gifmakers

[ba3icki]

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Blog Info:

Main: @yippie-kai-gay

Other side blog: @v-stoyanov

This is a roleplay sideblog for Yonas Babicki (yoe-nas) the nosferatu, Jonas Babicki (joe-nas) the ghoul, and Claudia Babicki the ghoul.

Will likely have semi-regular references to gore and creepy things, and will probably interact with Violetta (creeper number one)

Blurb:

Yonas is the most wonderful little Nosferatu, Jonas has it going on, and Claudia just keeps catching L's

The Babickis are part of an extended oc universe that I have, and all three here are victims to the family curse, making them slightly purple. Pretty much anyone in the family who isn't cursed is cartoonishly evil. The Yonas/Jonas side of the family is actually pretty decent.

Yonas is a delightful, older man, aged 64 at the time of his embrace in 1976. He is Polish, born and raised, and loves to make candy. His purple manifests in his eyes.

Jonas was 30 when Yonas made him into a ghoul, sometime in 2014. They are an American, born to a German immigrant and a Polish immigrant. Her purple manifests in it's hair, being fully purple.

Claudia was 27 when she was made into a ghoul by her Ventrue sugar mommy in 2023. She was born in Korea, but was adopted into the family. Her purple manifests in her hair, just a streak.

Small Facts:

Claudia considers Yonas her uncle, but doesn't really consider Jonas her cousin. She just considers them a friend.

Yonas calls Jonas "bratanecko", a combination of bratanek/bratanica (brother's son/daughter) and dziecko (child)

Violetta's ancestor is partially to blame for the Babicki curse

Speaking of Violetta, the Babicki's are her favorite people to harass. She always goes easy on Claudia though, because she's a little scared of her domitor (even though Violetta could so beat her in a fight)

Simple stats: Claudia

Age: 27ish

Gender: Trans woman. She/Her

Sexuality: Bisexual

Height: 4'7"

Build: Skinny and frail

Hair: Long, black with a purple streak.

Her sugar mommy loves her so very much. I do so many mean things to her but it's okay because she gets mad bitches.

She's so fucking pale, and she walks with a canez

Skills: Claudia

She isn't physically skilled. In fact, she has scoliosis, a heart defect, and a stutter caused by blunt force trauma, but she's very talented at making people do what she wants. Typically with a copious serving of puppy dog eyes and pleading.

In regards to disciplines, she does have a dot in dominate. Not enough to kill anybody, but certainly enough to escape, ore lure someone to a greater threat. She also has one measly dot in fortitude. Just so she doesn't crumple up and die.

Backstory: Claudia

⚠️Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢ!⚠️ My girl is going THROUGH IT. It gets better near the end though.

Born in South Korea to two loving parents, her good luck was quickly cut short when her parents died in a fire. She was adopted by Boris and Kalina Babicki, who are only distantly related to Yonas and Jonas's side of the family.

Boris and Kalina were horrible parents. The original mommy bloggers, if you will. They forced Claudia into the role of the sick one, making sure she was malnourished just for the sake of content.

When she turned 18, and realized she was a she, the curse manifested, and her streak appeared. She was kicked out shortly after, as her parents didn't really like her, and she legally couldn't be forced to participate in the videos anymore.

With no money, no friends, and no family, she was completely homeless. One day, while on her way to go try to get a job, she was attacked by a wretched man. Keith. He struck her over the head until he thought she was dead. Unfortunately for her, she wasn't, and developed a permanent stutter from the event.

For nine more years, Claudia kept going. Living on despite all odds. Eventually, she met a "nice" Ventrue named Carmilla, who took her in and turned her into a ghoul. Through her, she met Yonas and Jonas, and finally found family that she loved. Yay :)

Simple stats: Yonas

Age: 64 at embrace, 113 in modern nights.

Gender: Cis man, he/him

Sexuality: Demisexual+Demiromantic

Height: 5'5"

Build: Portly and round

Hair: BALD! BALD! BALD!

Has absolutely no bitches 😔

He's kinda purple!

Has less of a mouth, more of a beak

Skills: Yonas

Multilingual king. Primarily speaks Polish, occasionally gets stuck on his words when speaking any other language.

Physically not the strongest, but very talented in obfuscation. Able to remain invisible for extended periods of time. Has a little skill in animalism, just so he can have animal friends.

His greatest talent is candy-making. He's trying SO hard to find a Tremere willing to teach him blood sorcery so he can try to make the candy less painful for kindred.

Backstory: Yonas

Yonas was born in Poland, to a Polish family, but his father was a traveling salesman, and his mother was an in-home midwife. As such, they traveled a lot throughout his early childhood. He enjoyed the traveling deeply, wanting to visit every continent when he grew up.

Unfortunately, tragedy struck in his late teens. His father's business went under, and his mother fell ill. That was when his purple manifested, and his eyes changed colors. Thankfully, Yonas had taken a great interest in candy-making, and was able to get a job working in a candy-shop.

When he hit his fifties, and owned the candy shop, he finally had enough money for his travels. He went all throughout Europe, and good portion of Asia, but had to cut his travels short in Africa, when he rescued a Nagaraja from prison.

The two of them fled to America, where after a few years, he was turned into a nosferatu. He got a job working for Manius (Violetta's sire) as a butler/manservant. He even had his own kitchen to make candy! All was great, until his little brother came looking for him...

Simple Stats: Jonas

Age: 34ish

Gender: Nonbinary. Any pronouns, slightly prefers they and he.

Sexuality: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ They like women, and the occasional man.

Height: 6'2"

Build: Large. Plenty of muscles, plenty of fat.

Hair: Long, lightly waved and fully purple. Usually up in a half ponytail

Has a crush on Victoria (from the Clan Quest Mod)

Skills: Jonas

Jonas is physically very capable due to their large stature. They do have a dot or so in potence, but he's not much of a fighter.

Jonas' greatest ability is ✨Home Decor ✨

They LOVE working on houses, and will regularly do repairs and upkeep for free, just for fun.

She also speaks about three and a half languages. English primarily, a lot of Polish, a decent amount of German, and they're learning Spanish.

Backstory: Jonas

Jonas' story starts with Tytus, another cursed Babicki.

Tytus was Yonas's little brother. When Yonas stopped sending letters after his embrace, and Tytus' curse manifested and his hair gained purple streaks throughout, he set off, trying to find his older brother.

Eventually, his search led him to America, and he moved there with his German wife, Frida.

Tytus' search never did turn up any results, but secretly, Yonas was always watching from the shadows. Eventually, Tytus and Frida had a little baby. Jonas. Tytus had named him after his long lost brother.

One fateful day, the house Jonas and his parents were living in collapsed, killing his parents, and leaving Jonas slightly wounded. That day, their curse manifested, turning their hair purple, and they should have died. However, Yonas was watching. And while he couldn't save Tytus and Frida, he saved eleven year old Jonas.

For years, Yonas watched over Jonas as much as he could. Monitoring from the shadows, following them at night. A grotesque guardian angel.

Jonas' life wasn't free from strife, however. One day, he was struck by a vehicle- a hit and run. They would have died, if not for Yonas finally revealing himself, sharing some of his blood, and turning his nephew into a ghoul.

Jonas now does small, odd jobs for Manius, but is also self employed, fixing up and flipping homes.

[maybege]

Not that this is in any way relevant to this blog but I just need you all to know that whatever shit Joe Jonas is trying to pull in this divorce - we will not start blaming Sophie Turner for (1) leaving for work while the kids are with their dad and (2) allegedly enjoying parties??? As a 27 years old???