#joelchick

[kruxband]

joelchick.

[kruxband]

joelchick? :]

(sorry i dont have a drawing of them yet)

Show me your yumeships!! (In asks or reblogs and I will assign them one of these)

[champmorado]

my thoughts on all the chick hicks ships ive shipped

chuiser - shouldve been canon and i am so serious about that

stick - not really into it anymore but DAMN the angst and lore potential with this one was so good

townder - biased but theyre so sillyyyy i need more ppl to ship them

mchicks - continues to drive me insane. theyre soulmates but fucked up and weirdly enough, chick will always "value" mcqueen more than mcqueen "values" chick

salchick - god i love them. in another world they wouldve been the meanest and most iconic power couple ever

chickcal - also not into it anymore but still a cute dynamic. depending on your HCs, also has some crazy drama & angst potential

chickdoc - severely underrated. if its a crackship, theres nothing funnier than hooking up with your rival's mentor. if its serious, just read the rally race comics and you will understand

franchick - eh just a bland crackship

boostchick - HEAR ME OUT. this has to be my fave crackship on here because it literally has no dynamic

chickmore - theyre really cute,,,, may or may not be focused on this ship the most rn

bonus:

joelchick - ermmm literally the best ship ever no competition???? (this is my chick hicks selfship LOL)

[kruxband]

joelchick as a handmade anniversary greeting card :]

the messages inside the card read "I'll always put you first" and "You take up all the space in my head" <3

our anniversary is tomorrow (oct 4) but im posting this early :D

tag list!! let me know if youd like to be added/removed ^_^

@moonlitforestt @miahearts @halsinkisser @midnightnoirvhs @katyakazanovas @cinnamon-phrog @mashedpotatosinacup @dmclr @chickenwaffles17

[kruxband]

hello selfshipping community. i put me & my f/o into the sims 4 and they broke up less than a day into my playthrough 😭😭

[kruxband]

YAY YAY YAY YAYYYYY

my half of an art trade with @kruxband !! I'm glad I could draw them together :]] cute little cafe breakfast ^_^!

[kruxband]

breathe if you ship polymedal 🫶

[kruxband]

joelchick selfship chart yippeeee

original found here

explaining some of the stuff on here:

their song - i just realized that i havent listened to songs in a joelchick context, whoopsie 😭 they will be songless for now

"we're just friends" - chick is still fighting his internalized biphobia & aro denial :,)

silly to serious scale - joel is goofy while chick is campy so they dont really fit on this scale

cooks & cleans - they can both barely cook and there is little-to-no cleaning being done. idk how theyre surviving lmao

more experience - chick has been in more relationships than joel but joel knows more about how to navigate a qpr

[kruxband]

they didnt kiss after this btw 💀

[kruxband]

EEEEEE EVERYONE LOOK AT THEM RIGHT NOW!!!!!

a commission of @kruxband 's joel and chick!

[kruxband]

joel victor maneho (he/dude), my self insert for my cars selfships!!

hes just a chill low energy guy that loves acting obtuse to piss people off lmao. dude acts very detached but in reality he cares way too much. he was also a victim of the galaxy print trend 😔

lore with my cars F/Os under the cut ^_^

in 1999, at 20 years old, dude was going delirious in a random rice field in the philippines. then he bumped into mater, who was trying to tip over a kalabaw. the two quickly became friends and became pen pals :]

then, in 2017, he bought a random can of gas at a convenience store and ended up winning the grand prize in a raffle. the grand prize? a date with chick hicks (who joel didnt know cuz dude doesnt care about sports at all). after intentionally annoying the hell out of each other on their date, the two started hanging out as friends. eventually they became QPPs and kept their relationship open

a few months later, joel & chick went to a dinner party for retired piston cup racers and thats where joel first met strip weathers (and fell in-love at first sight lol). btw joel, chick, strip, and lynda are in a polycule :>

[kruxband]

bootleg joelchick

[kruxband]

polymedal in a nutshell

im formally introducing my silly poly selfship w/ strip, chick, and mater ^_^

theyre called polymedal since strip is "the golden boy" of dinoco, chick is "the runner-up" (so silver), mater is bronze-colored, and joel has huge participation ribbon vibes lmao

[kruxband]

YAYYYYYY YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!

THIS IS SO GOOD <33333 THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!

rb game results for @kruxband !!! :D hope you like it ! chick is so much fun to draww

[kruxband]

its so silly how joelchick went from strangers to lovers to friends to queerplatonic partners

[kruxband]

OKAY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

espn broadcasts 24/7. so rsn, which is pretty obviously inspired by espn, would probably also broadcast 24/7

and one of the times we see chick's picks on air, its at night!!!!

helppp now im thinking about chick coming home after work and he sees me still (barely) awake and he goes "wtf???? joel you need to head to bed NOW"