#joey's ramblings

[seaside01]

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

WHATTTTTT

I'M A BIG PROJECT YBTFC FAN BUT LIKE THIS IS CRAZY

Okay so for context

I had a dream that project ybtfc/Wiz somehow got my discord account and snuck into my DMs and said "I know you watch my videos, Ocean"

And I sent that to the hitscord dream journal

and that was the only place I sent it

And, at the time, I wasn't in tallyball's server or project's (I'm still not in her server 😭)

And about 8 or 9 hours ago Wiz did that community post but I didn't see it until a few hours after

So somebody from hitscord, who was also in project ybtfc's or tal's server (most likely project's bc I went searching through tal's) sent my dream

which resulted in Wiz making that post

So if anyone who watches Wiz and saw that and was confused, that was directed toward me because of that dream I had jeagdjnaidnkaha

TY WIZ!! A DREAM COME TRUE!! ^_^

Okay I'm done ranting now ^_^

[wisteriawater]

It will never cease to hurt me that his whole gimmick is gambling and luck when his father's gambling issues are (one of) the very thing(s) that delt him a shitty hand in life. For fucks sake, Jou pays his own tuition (highschool in Japan is neither required nor free. It's mentioned that he is trying hard HARD to turn things around by getting into domino high in the manga.)

I can't even blame him for trying to fix things with luck and gambling, it's all he was taught by his old man after all. Ahh talk to me about this I have so many thoughts about Jou. He deserves better.

[multi-fandomdisaster]

The vibe I bring to the function:

[chaosinstigator]

pov: you and your brother are about to make the entire season about yourselves

[fevers-and-emeto-oh-my]

Throwing my hat in the ring here bc I've honestly weighed in on far more volatile discourse and i also feel like yammering about this.

Coming into 9-1-1, almost everyone I spoke to and everything I saw told me I would NOT like Tommy. He was rude, he was terrible to Buck, he called Buck "Evan," he walked out on a date, he made mean comments, etc.

I did take this with a grain of salt, because I rarely conform to fandom consensus on characters, pairings, plot lines, etc. (Destiel was my NOTP in SPN and I do not like Ada at all in RE, for example). I'm perfectly happy to have opinions that don't line up with everyone else's because I'm here to have fun for myself, not for anyone else. (Putting this under a cut because it got LONGGGG)

Then I get to 7x03 and see Tommy again for the first time since s2. and he is a BLAST. He's grown, he's not posturing or repressing himself. He oozes confidence off the bat and is INCREDIBLY fun (the MOUTH STATIC??? HELLO???). He has this dry wit that I fall in love with immediately ("well, unless you feel like swimming back, that's all we've got." "because we're flying into a hurricane. probably all gonna die anyway.") i am EXCITED. i am also reallyyyy confused, because THIS Tommy would have to do a complete 180 in personality or how he treats Buck for me to suddenly have the vitriol for him that's so common across the fandom.

7x04. I am smitten with how Tommy acts through the tour of Harbor--leaning reallyyyyyy close to Buck, the charming teasing lilt to his voice, his little smile. Eddie shows up and Eddie and Tommy become besties. I love this too--they would absolutely get along like a house on fire, and there's INSANE chemistry between Tommy and Eddie immediately. I don't personally like them taking a chopper to Vegas (my Eddie would never set foot in a helicopter willingly unless it was for someone he loved, like Bobby and Athena the episode prior) BUT they 110% fucked on that trip and I will not hear any arguments otherwise.

We're skipping over the buddie of it all bc this post is about Tommy. The kiss???? The fingers under Buck's chin???? (THANKS LOU) The SOFT look on his face the entire time???? I'm immediately sold. Bucktommy is immediately a new fave and I'm excited to see if I like Tommy more than or just as much as I liked Taylor.

7x05! The date. AKA instant desire to douse myself in bleach from second-hand embarrassment. I know this is where a lot of people soured on Tommy, but when I reached the end of the episode I honestly couldn't understand WHY it soured people so intensely and immediately. That date was a DISASTER for multiple reasons, but I don't think Tommy was WRONG for leaving. Buck was nervous the entire way through (implied by Tommy's line assuring him nobody was looking at them) and it's his first date with a guy, so who can blame him? His line about being an ally was uh. Yikes. But they had already eaten and were getting the check, so obviously dinner as a whole went pretty well considering the scene opens with them both content and joking around a little bit. Obviously Buck couldn't have foreseen Eddie showing up. And I don't BLAME Buck for losing his head and overcompensating--he's not even out to Eddie yet, not even sure what his sexuality means for him himself yet, it's totally in character for him to panic and stick his foot in his mouth.

I don't blame Buck, really, I have empathy for him. BUT I also don't blame Tommy. Tommy is comfortably out, we don't know what his last relationship was like, and no matter how much he UNDERSTANDS what Buck did, it still had to hurt to be there and basically be outright friendzoned in an effort to be hidden. I don't care how you spin it, the situation absolutely sucked for both of them. People get really really mad about the closet comment, and it's not a moment I particularly enjoy from Tommy, but I understand why he said it. That kind of dry poking is in character, and I truly don't think he MEANS to OUT Buck, I think he's just hurt and lashing out a little bit (which, for what it's worth, we have seen EVERY character lash out WORSE than that). If I was Tommy, I would have left after dinner instead of going to the movies too.

People get really mad about Tommy leaving Buck alone on the street. When I first heard that he did that and how MAD people were about it, I was picturing Tommy pulling over in the middle of nowhere somewhere and leaving Buck stranded. That would have also made ME mad, so it was what made sense to me as what had to have happened.

And then.....Tommy just.....got his own Uber? And left Buck on the well-lit, populated street literally in front of the doors to the restaurant? After being really honest with Buck that he likes him, but he's not sure Buck's ready to be out with a guy yet. People also didn't like that but I thought it was fair? It wasn't Tommy telling Buck Buck's feelings. It came across more to me as Tommy looking out for Buck and speaking from a place of experience as a gay man much further along into his own journey. He doesn't say it but from what he said about being under Gerrard and coming out when he went to Harbor, I'm sure TOMMY had his own growing pains just like that.

Honestly, I think a lot of the anger about leaving Buck on the street comes from the fanbase having a lot of women. If Buck was a woman and Tommy left him there, then yes, I would not trust Tommy as a love interest at all because it would mean he wasn't at all concerned for fem!Buck's safety. But if I take me being a woman out of how I look at it, it's not really an issue? Buck is a cis white male, he's broad, he's 6'2". It's not impossible for him to get attacked, of course, but it's significantly less likely, and he's standing on the sidewalk directly in front of the restaurant doors. Buck's also a perfectly capable adult; it was their first date. Tommy had truthfully no obligation to take care of Buck, and Buck has a phone and his own agency. He can get himself his own Uber.

At this point, I'm more intrigued than anything by fandom's gung-ho hatred of him, because Tommy hasn't done anything black-and-white undeniably egregious. I watch the rest of season 7 and I love him the whole time. He genuinely cares for Buck and while I had anticipated hating that he called Buck "Evan," I actually loved it. Lou gave it such an affectionate inflection that it's very endearing, and his use of "Evan" feels natural and sweet, not the forced-intimacy awkward that I was expecting considering that's how it felt with Ana calling Eddie "Edmundo."

I get to 7x09/7x10. People don't like the "enjoy it while it lasts" comment at the awards ceremony. I get to the dinner scene where they talk about fathers and the 118 as a family and Tommy says "god, I hope so" to the idea of Buck having daddy issues. Both of these things have been pointed out to me as horrible moments.

Neither line makes me hate Tommy. The daddy issues one I find exceptionally fun. At this point, and as I watch s8, I am more or less convinced that fandom hates Tommy for three different reasons: he's not Eddie, they don't understand his sense of humor, and they don't trust Buck to look out for himself.

I will be the first to say i ADORE buddie. AND bucktommy. And buddietommy is the FIRST OT3 that has INSANE chemistry and subtextual backing in canon. Every scene where the three of them are together, the three-way chemistry is off the charts and they fall naturally into what really feels like a poly dynamic, PARTICULARLY in Masks where they're two boyfriends tag-teaming teasing and taking care of their third boyfriend, Buck.

But like I said, I think fandom's hatred of Tommy comes from the fact that he's NOT Eddie. Buck is bi in canon, hooray! Except....they give him a boyfriend that's not Eddie, disappointing buddie shippers. Buck has romantic scenes with someone that's not Eddie. Buck kisses someone that's not Eddie. Etc. To me, people hate Tommy so much the exact same that they hate Taylor and Ana (every love interest tbh, but Taylor, Ana, and Tommy get the most hate and bashing), because none of them are EDDIE.

I also think the fandom doesn't understand Tommy's sense of humor or how he shows affection. It's fanon that Tommy is Italian. I totally adopt that headcanon, because in MY Italian-American family (AND on my Irish/Scottish/French-Canadian/Portuguese family on my mom's side) do you know how we show love? We break each other's balls. We tease the shit out of each other. I tell my dad he's so full of shit his eyes are brown. There's a written list on the inside of the cabinet of the words I have pronounced horrifically wrong. My dad's cousins have the SAME dry, deadpan delivery that Tommy does.

My friends and I ALSO have this kind of humor. It's ALSO how we show love to one another. I have never read a single line of Tommy's as being malicious or rude or as him not liking Buck, because to me it's CLEAR that he's joking and being affectionate. (And also, the fandom puts words in his mouth....Tommy did NOT call Buck gross in Masks. Buck SAID he knew Tommy THOUGHT he was gross, and Tommy DENIED that and tried to explain himself. Also Buck's line "my own boyfriend won't even kiss me" is followed immediately by Tommy saying "that's not true.")

The dinner scene after Bobby's heart attack made sense to me. Tommy gave Buck space to say how he felt (and i think the "your dad is alive" line came more from a place of Tommy NOT having a parental figure in a captain. I don't think that was meant to be dismissive, I think that was a misunderstanding) and honestly, if MY boyfriend made a joke about daddy issues during that conversation I would have loved it. Sometimes humor is the best medicine.

That also rolls into my last point--people don't trust Buck to look out for himself. The fandom loves Buck, for good reason, but they also baby him. Buck is a grown man. Yes, he has abandonment issues and PTSD. He probably has anxiety and he definitely has ADHD. But...none of those things mean he can't speak up when people do things he doesn't like? People get so annoyed with the daddy issues line and with Tommy telling Buck to put the screen away like it's dismissive or infantilizing.

First of all, I have (undiagnosed) ADHD. Sometimes having someone outright tell you "okay that's enough of that, go [do a task or transition to something else]" is HELPFUL. Tommy was literally sleeping on that stupid most-uncomfortable-looking couch just to be downstairs with Buck, he clearly cares about him. When you care about people, sometimes it means a little tough love. It wasn't infantilizing when MY irl friends would be like "you've had enough to drink" or "i'm making you dinner." Sometimes we ALL need some of that decision-making taken away from us. And also? Buck doesn't listen to Tommy. In the morning they talk about Buck staying up too late. It's not like Tommy got mad and took the laptop and FORCED Buck to bed.

Second of all, with the daddy issues joke. I love Buck. I do. He's one of my favorites. And yes, Buck can successfully hide SOME of what he feels. But that man is an open book 90% of the time. His heart is on both sleeves and his pants legs. If you say or do something he doesn't like, he's NOT shy about showing it (which we just had confirmed AGAIN in 8x09). If the daddy issues joke BOTHERED BUCK, his face would have fallen. He would have gone quiet. He would have left the table. Even if he didn't say it to Tommy in the moment, there would have been some indication that HE PERSONALLY had an issue with what was said. Instead he's giving Tommy a little smirk and intense heart eyes the whole time.

Not to mention, BUCK BRINGS UP DADDY ISSUES. He STARTS IT by saying "So maybe we both have daddy issues," while one of his eyebrows quirks and he gives this little almost shit-eating grin. If you're going to be MAD at the daddy issues joke, you should be mad at BUCK if you're gonna be mad at anyone, because he STARTED IT.

I won't get into how I feel about the breakup bc it's not relevant to this post really, but yea. I personally love Tommy, Bucktommy was Buck's strongest relationship imo (only a touch stronger than Bucktaylor), and my personal belief is that Tommy gets far more hatred than he deserves. (Talking about his growth from the Begins episodes is also a different post, but he grows DURING those episodes and also is clearly a better person from what we see in s7/8)

[yelenasbraid]

i think today is a perfect day for some of my fav joe pics 😋

[rarazzioli]

CINDERELLA'S CASTLE SPOILERS!!!!!!!

Just watching Cinderella's castle and OH MY GODS!?!? I LOVED IT SO BAD. It is time to ramble because I do not shut up ever, wrote all of this while watching hehe,,,

Firstly the SET UPGRADE, the LIGHTS!?!? it looks so good my jaw DROPPED. It's such an improvement from some of the other sets they've had (for example TGWDLM's set) It was so much more interesting to watch and keep my eyes on. Typically I get bored watching longer things (due to ADHD and small attention span) but the way I was LOCKED into this oh my days.

Secondly, the fucking opening song was JAW DROPPING, I love Jeff's voice so so bad he KILLED it. In general Jeff's Narrator's performance he was MADE for this ough

Angela's stepmother role was so SO fucking perfect I loved her performance so much, her voice just fits it. Bryce as Ella ougghhhHHHH I love her voice, her singing voice is literally so good I love her. The Prince was such a fucking funny character I loved him badly. But also BRO CHILL PLEASE PUT THE DICK DOWNNNN.

Every song is sung so nicely the harmony is so pleasant to the ears. FAE IS SO PRETTY (as is all of Kim's Characters) I loved her outfit. Her song was so fucking good I love ALL of the songs so much. Any song with "Ash to ash dust to dust" as a lyric is so fire I swear.

Sir Hop a lot and Crumb oughh the fellas I actually love them so bad. Joey's little voice for Crumb is so cute like augh. The step sisters were so fucking funny hehe. I fucking love Crumb he's so silly, eating his little cheese and kickin' his feet ough #1 Crumb fan right here.

ELLA'S GLOW-IN-THE-DARK DRESS SHE'S SO FUCKING PRETTY HEHE. Not gonna lie she reminded me of Tiana in the best way fucking possible like my jaw DROPPED. Neon is such a fucking banger James' moves are like holy shit get it dude. Tadius is actually my favorite character I think I love him he's so goofy. Him and Ella are so cute I swear.

CRUMB NOOO MY BABY BOYYYYY

THE STEPMOTHER CUTTING OFF ELLA'S FOOT WAS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING HORRIFYING THE SOUNDS!? AND THE THE SONGGGG!?!? OH MY FUCKING GODDD BROOOO. Not to mention Ragweed is so fucking funny "FUCK YOU." God Joey is so funny live laugh love him badlyyyy. I love Ragweed's and The Narrator's beef it's so silly the constant back and fourthing.

ELLA'S REAPPEARANCE WAS SO MAJESTIC, AND SIR HOP A LOT AS WELL OUGHHH. "You're beaten" is going to be a fucking vocal stim I swear to goddd. THE ASH TO ASH REPRISE I WAS FUCKING ASENDINGGGG.

Tadius fucking killing the king he's so real for that. FUCKING ELLA BECOMING QUEEN!? TADIUS AND ELLA!? I'M WINNING I'M WINNING LET'S GO CHATTTTT

CRUMB COMING BACK AND SINGING I LOVE CRUMBBBB.

Ragweed is so right, needed more woodblock ough. Sir hop a lot becoming a lord ough and CRUMB BECOMING A KNIGHT MY BABBY BOY CRUMBBBB. SIR CRUMBBBB, HE'S GROWN UP SO FAST AAAAAUGHHHHHHHH

The Finale song hollllyyy shittt Jeff the man YOU FUCKING AREEE. THERE'S A CASTLE ON THE HILLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOING INSANE BITING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE.

Favorite songs by far were 1000% Castle on a Hill, Step on your grave, Facade, Ash to Ash, and Watch

Favorite Characters were Tadius, Crumb and The Stepmother

I FUCKING LOVED THIS MUSICAL I LOVED IT SO SO MCUH 10/10 FUCKKKKKKKK

[lemonthesh4rk]

Have you noticed who's NOT in the Misadventures crypts?

Okay so I know we've all been crying and mourning the canonized deaths of all the emperors in empires smp, but have you noticed that like, not everyone is there??

Here's a list of all the ppl in the crypts (as far as I've seen there could be more and i could be forgetting a few)

Pearl s1 - "The Goddess"

Fwhip s1 - "The Tinkerer"

Fwhip s2 - "The Goblin"

Gem s1 - "The Wizard"

Gem s2 - "The Dawn Princess"

Jimmy s1 - "The Codfish Boy"

Jimmy s2 - "The Sheriff"

Shubble s1 - "The Gnome"

Shubble s2 - "The Witch of Evermore"

Katherine s1 - "The Sheep Queen"

Ren for some reason??? - "The Red King"

Katherine s1 - "The Sheep Queen"

Joey s1 - "Ruler of the Lost Empire"

Joey s2 - "The Pirate King"

Pix s1 - "The King of Copper"

Pix s2 - "The Archeologist"

Joel s1 - "The Mezalean King"

Joel s2 - "The God of Thunder"

Lizzie s1 - "The Queen of the Ocean"

Lizzie s2 - "The Mayor of Animailia"

Scott s1 - "The Elvish Emperor"

Oli s2 - "The Bard"

Now this is probably just because Sausage (since he made it) had limited space or he was just picking emperors that were played by people participating in Misadventures as a fun little easter egg for them

BUT IN THE LORE-

Okay before I start to ramble I want to clarify some more things, the list above is just a list of people who had names on their crypts/were named in their "boss" battle (those being Shubble s1, Katherine s1, and Joey s2, as ppl who became individual bosses/enemies for the person running the crypt to fight). That being said, there is also a phase in the crypt where you have to kill several skeleton sheep, and in his episode Sausage refers the them as Blood Sheep, there is also a larger tomb labeled "The King", where the players can bring raw gold to get more dungeon loot. I'm going to infer through these two references that Sausage s1 aka the Mythland King is also in the Crypt.

Also Pearl s1, Gem s1, and Fwhip s1 all had their tombs in the same room as the "The King"'s crypt, so that is probably a room dedicated to the Wither Rose Alliance, further proving that Mythland Sausage is probably "The King".

Although she does not have a labeled tomb, False from s2 is also likely buried in the crypt, as by looking at Lizzie's mc skin history she has several recent skins with skull heads, likely used as decoration for the dungeon, one of which has False's goggles on it. (in case you're curious the other skull skins were Oli s2 (had his hat), Pix s1 (had his crown), Joey s2 (had his hat), and a 4th one that has some sort of markings on the side which i'm choosing to interpret as axolotl gills for Lizzie s1 although it's not quite clear)

Okay future me here she does have a labeled tomb it's called "Emperor of Cogsmeade" it just hadn't been shown in any of the youtube povs I watched

There is also another few crypts, those being "The Withered Man", "The Vampire", "The Protector" (which might be katherine s2?), and "The Warrior" (and the Warrior's Companion so I don't think that's Katherine as she didn't really have a dog)

So here's the list of emperors who were NOT in the crypts based on everything we've gathered;

Katherine s2

Scott s2

Sausage s2

The majority of this list is s2, which makes some sense

But I think that raises another question

How are Pearl and Sausage from s1 in the Misadventures crypts?

Pix in s2 discovered their tombs in the catacombs in empires s2

It's very possible that they were moved, but STILL

so uh yeah

just something i noticed

This post has been edited as I did leave out some ppl mb

[burreauxwrites]

‼️ 18+ MDNI ‼️

okay, bit hear me out.

sub!joe who is known for his “joe cool” persona on the field and stuff. calm and collected, very suave in charge.

but behind closed doors, he really is just a lovey dovey boy who feels comfortable around you. when it comes to being at home, he’s always got one hand on you, and vice versa.

he loves when you play with his hair and press kisses against his head. and if you stop doing so, you best believe he’s gonna pout like a brat over it.

in the bedroom, he’s all about being praised. whether he’s on top or not. he just wants to hear that he’s doing a good job and will even ask for some praise from you.

he could be hovering above you, his hips rutting into you in desperation of getting off. after a long day, the feeling of your tight cunt against his shaft was all he wanted. that and of course, being praised.

“please- nngh…please y/n…does this feel good?” he’d whine, looking at you with pleading eyes as thrusted into you deeply, “p-please tell me i’m doing good, y/n.”

“of course, joey. you’re doing so good.” you’d praise him, your hand running through his hair.

that would ultimately send him over the edge, and he’d bury his head into your neck as he lets desperate whimpers escape his lips.

even after that, he’d lay next to you, placing his head on your shoulder as you gently caress his hair and skin. he’d look at you lovingly, a small smile on his lips.

“i love you so much, y/n.” he’d murmur, leaning into your touch.

“i love you more, joey.”

[dancingwiththefae]

thanks shakespeare for inventing good riddance specifically so mr joey batey could say it in the softest most yearning way imaginable

[seaside01]

it's no longer joey joe's smooreschineenee's bday :((((((((((

[halfamask]

Joey and Kaiba are the best literary parallels in yugioh and you can’t tell me they’re not because:

Older sibling entirely in charge of taking care of their (similarly aged) younger sibling because their parents didn’t do it

Desperate to be good at Duel Monsters to the point where they define their worth at least partially on it

Both can be seen as dueteragonists to Yugi’s protagonist

Trash talk a lot and are also saner about a lot of the weird fantasy stuff than Yugi, who has to live it in his head

Both definitely coping with inferiority complexes that Kaiba solves with an endless need for power and control and Joey solves with friendship and making a joke of everything including himself

And the way they go about life really shows this. Kaiba sees his life as a result of his controlled scenarios, manipulation, power gain through fear, and depending only on himself of course he’d be terrified to become joey who has none of those things of course he looks down on who joey has become. Joey feels like he got dealt a lousy hand but grew because of yugi and Tristan and tea of course he resents kaiba for acting as if your connections with people don’t matter of course he regards kaiba as a spoiled brat who doesn’t know his own privilege. They are two sides of the same damn coin and their stories could be reversed so easily it’s scary

[multi-fandomdisaster]

Now, I may be reading into this too much, but I never noticed how much emotion Joey put into Ted's voice when he says Charlotte's name before Join Us and Die until last night (I was rewatching TGWDLM lol)

Like-

He sounds so bewildered and a little scared. He's confused and doesn't quite believe (or fully understand at the very least) what he's seeing. He just knows that Charlotte - someone he cares about - is standing there with her guts hanging out of her stomach standing next to Sam, who's very blatantly already infected. And then she starts to sing.

We KNOW that Ted cares a lot about Charlotte. Hell, he cares very deeply about ALL of his coworkers (whether or not he'll admit it). Now imagine seeing one of your closest friends like that. Imagine knowing deep down that someone you love (platonically or romantically depending on how you view Ted and Charlotte's relationship) is gone, infected and a part of this alien hivemind that's been hunting you down all day. Imagine what Ted must be feeling as he looks at Charlotte- no, the alien wearing her face. Imagine what must be going through his brain, not just in that moment, but throughout the song.

And that's not even getting into everyone else's reaction. I could go on a similar ramble entirely based on the way Paul's eyes go wide and his mouth falls slack as soon as he sees Sam and Charlotte, and the way it takes him a moment to process before he starts moving compared to how Emma - who doesn't have as much of an emotional attachment to Charlotte - immediately gets up and starts backing away. Or heck, even Bill's moments hesitation!

Man, I love Hatchetfield lol

[chaosinstigator]

[sandflakedraws]

do you plan on drawing douru anymore? He’s a big inspo for a lot of my current oc’s and I love how he’s built!

he's still kickin!

i don't post about him too much, but i still draw him a fair amount~ to this day he remains the easiest OC i have to draw.

and also the saddest/wettest one.

and there's also this fun mashup of interests ahaha. you can tell it's an early troll drawing from the way i rendered his nose

[fishyvamp]

I am stressed as hell right now with everything going on in the US so Imma going to write what I think some of my favorite killers are like when they're darling reader comes to them stressed as hell. Many of them are going to be readers I've already written about at least once so feel free to check the masterlist. If you want more head canons feel free to ask.

The Knight is startled when Eldritch!reader asks to just cuddle, you're smaller then usual body tense and when he touches your skin he can feel the hidden shadows trying to pull him in. "Anything for you Szeretet," he whispers picking you up and holding you against his chest. He takes you to his bed though it looks more like the nest you have in your castle then an actual bed. You smile realizing he's slowly bringing pieces of you in. He doesn't find himself worthy of you, but if you insist on asking him for comfort it would be his honor to provide it.

The Ghostface is confused as hell watching Hyde!reader pacing the room. You're killer side is usually scarily calm most of the time. However you look ready to lash out. Ready to pounce and shred the next person who so much as looks at you. You turn around seeing him there and he was bracing himself to get rushed and pinned against the wall, but it never came. Instead he watches you slowly move to him picking him up holding him in your arms as you move to the couch slumping down. You don't say anything to him, but you do hold him almost painfully tight against your chest. "Everything alright?" He asks you. Not sure how to feel about the non-committal grunt you give.

The Hillbilly doesn't think twice already wrapping you tight in the warmest knit blanket he's got, he's got popcorn, hot cocoa, and all the sweets you can gorge yourself on. Your favorite movie is on and he's just enjoying your company as you both lay on the couch, though if you don't calm down he might be inclined to help his little critter out by using other methods of getting your brain to shut down.

The Trapper doesn't react much just pulls you into bed and asks you to just speak. It doesn't matter if he understands he just wants to listen. He wants to hear everything, wants to make sure you feel heard. He smiles when you finally break your worries spilling like a faucet as he takes everything in asking questions when you pause. You seem at ease once you're done looking so peaceful tucked up under his arm. His Brat looks so sweet when they lay in bed next to him so peacefully. Burden him will you, it makes him feel less alone to hear you. Makes him feel lighter when he helps you share the emotional load.

The Executioner is use to it. You're already stressed about this and that. You aren't dating, but he does know how to get you calm down, you pinned beneath him in the bed as he humps against your ass. So fucking perfect he thinks feeling you melt against his touch. Such a needy toy, maybe he'll force you on your knees as he sharpens his knife, your face pressed against his thigh nose buried into his clothed groin. You're surrounded by his musk and for some reason that pacifies you. Not that pyramid head can complain.

The legion, they're solution to everything is horror movies and cuddle puddle. The neediest person in the center of the puddle a killer in each arm, a third holding behind while the fourth finds himself between your legs. The look smug when they finally get you to sleep. Your snoring soothing. It isn't long before they're passed out too.