#joshua.txt

[realllism]

some of you really need to work on your ideas about romantic and platonic love being so completely separate that they might as well be different entities. they’re entirely conceptual, of course they’re going to crossover, what’s platonic for one person (eg. holding hands) might be romantic for another

[initiate-program]

What if Gordon B met Doc's Joshua or vice versa? Little man-eating headcrab son...

its a FREE DOG

[self-aware-village]

All non spoilery references!

[y2kvr]

Do you have ones for Spork and Gordon too, Joshy?

“spoon fork”

“daddy”

Joshi-

I can’t give you any more jellybeans, PLEASE go to daycare, I love you...

“love you daddy”

“i control you”

...Okay.

Atta boy.

[vry2k]

[Wait... what is firing?]

spork?

HAHAHAHA!

Spork picks out a home made rocket from the trunk of the car. Placing it proudly down as the two adults scramble to catch them.

Fire!!

Fire!!

Fire!!

[pkmnhlvrai]

I think you should try and get closer, kid

okay, I might get caught though... But I’m a spy, so I won’t!

“Fine, fine. When?” “Does it have to be tomorrow, can’t postpone it a day? I have a outing with my son planned.” “... Alright. I’ll be there. Have a good day.”

[scpmesa]

GORDON I THINK THAT'S IMPORTANT.

Joshie... Daddy's gonna go take this call in another room. Okay? You stay here.

... Okay. Come back soon please! I want CASHEW cookies-- John Metz-- YEEE!

[y2kais]

...

COWBOY!

[blackmesaerd]

*is a chinchilla. Just a straight up chinchilla* -unnamed chinchilla anon

Joshua: Fluffy!!!

Gordon: Where did this chinchilla even come from???

[kkrbvrai]

“Mr. Coolatta, Tommy, dinner’s ready!”

Darnold’s voice rings clearly from nearby, and Tommy smiles in his direction. They beckon with a wave.

Tommy: “D-Darnold, can you g-get everyone to come over? I-I think we s-should thank the spirits o-one last time before w-we turn the camera off.”

Their boyfriend’s reply is muffled, but soon the Players join Tommy and Gin in front of the camera. They turn to you, O wandering spirits. Smiling, waving. Faces that you’ve come to know, saying a goodbye to the voices that guided them to this new life. And their farewell rings out as a chorus:

“Thank you!”

KAKURENBO VR, BUT THE AI IS SELF AWARE: END.

[y2kvrp]

is there a search option? maybe try looking for it there

let's see here..

Oh jeesh, what in the-

[realllism]

why do i hate change and routine

[aogiris-writing]

can you please show us your cat if you're okay with it, i need more kitty positivity in my life 🥺👉👈, wonderful to have you back!

yo holy SHIT this was fast lmao :) thanks for the welcome!

this is regina, she’s my sister’s cat actually but she’s barely a year old. she likes screaming, opening doors, and drinking from the toilets. she has an insatiable lust for pipe cleaners. also how the hell do i do tags on ask posts anymore

[self-aware-village]

..perfect timing!

[Gordon Val and Joshua are now open for asks!]

[y2kvr]

DILF DOWN!!

Your father is... correct, Joshua...

You have daycare.

Joshua shoots him again.

[vry2k]

Oh there you are Forzen I need the support-

He left me wahhhhh. All alone!!!

Uh. Do you think the grooms can see each other yet or...

i don't think keeping them apart any longer would do good for bubby's eyes.

[But. Romance]

Uh huh.