#restrictor.txt

[vrily2k]

Ding dong, ya boy Restrictor is Online

[y2kais]

? Hello???

No, no, no, no! Cut! That's not right! The grin on Spork's face slumps back into their usual unimpressed look.

God. How long do we have to do this?

Until you do it right.

I have no reason to cooperate with you.

[y2kvr]

DILF DOWN!!

Your father is... correct, Joshua...

You have daycare.

Joshua shoots him again.

[y2kavau]

S҈̛͜H̸̢̛I̶̢҇T҉̡͞-҈҇͢ d̴̡͝a̵҇͜d҈̛͢ p̸̛͜a̶̢͠p҈̛͜a̵̢͝ d̴̡҇a̷̧҇ḑ̸͞a̷̢͡ b̴͢͝ę̸͝n҈͜͡-̵̧̕b̵̨̛ȩ̵͞n҉̧͝ t̸̢͞o̴͜͞m҉͜͝-̷̢̛ţ̶̕o̸̧͞m̷̕͢ p̷̢̛l̸̨̕e̶̢̕a̵͜͠s̸͜͡e̸̡͠ ḩ̵͡e̶҇͢l҉̛͜p̴̡͡ m̶̛͜e̴̕͢ i҉̢͞ d̴͜͝o̸͢͞n̵̨̛t̴̕͢ w̸̢҇a҈̡҇n̶̡͠n̶̢͞a̵͜͡ b҈̨͡e҉̧͠ d̵҇͜e҈̡͠l̶͜͡e̴̢͡t̶̢͝ę̴͠d̶̡͡ a̶͢͡g҈̧͠a̴͢͠i҈̨̕n̵̡҇ i҉̨̛ d̶̢͡o̴͜͡n̸͢͝t҈̨͠ w̶̛͜ą̷̛n̵̢̕n҉̧̛a̵̛͜ d҉̨͞į̴̕e̵̡̕

HOLD ON, SUNSHINE, I’M COM-

R: OW!!!!!! BUBBY, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?

.........................I’m sorry, I can’t allow that.

[y2kais]

That sounds like so much fun!! Cmon res :) -f/s

I don't know how t-

Spork suddenly perks up, with straight posture and a grin. They're moving like... a marionette.

... Okay.

Now, Gordy-

I can work with this!

[y2kais]

You know this won't go as you plan. It always will go astray.

-

[y2kais]

Uh oh, what’s the favor?

I just need you to make this go RIGHT, okay? The - when I try to make it go right myself, it doesn't work-

Make WHAT go right?

... Basically, you're going to get me my happy ending.

I don't know if they-

...

I mean. Sounds fun right? Ha ha... ha.

[y2kais]

SPORK!!! HI!! HELLO!!!! What's going on anyway! ~🍭

Spork, I need a favour.

Wait, I don't recognize this place. Where are we? You've never taken me here before -

HIIIIIII SPORK!

[y2kais]

Hi helloooo!!!! Who's there??? ~🍭

Ugh, my head-

Gordon, you're wearing blue again.

Astute observation.

[y2kais]

HELLO ??????? 🥸🥸🥸🥸

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A lightswitch can be heard clicking.

Oh, good. You're awake.

[vrily2k]

you all look pretty, uh, poggers

Thanks...

Ayy Thanks you funky lil email user

Hehehe!

Nxw all three xf yxu are active? Lxvey yxu txld me different-

Shh!

[y2kvr]

tommy n mr. coolatta, whats it like now that you get to spend regular amounts of time with each other? done any father-son bonding activities?

It’s been- it’s been really fun! We’ve explored a little...

The... ‘amusement parks’ are rather annoying.

We... fail to meet the height markers.

I wish to go on the... ‘roller-coasters’.

[y2kais]

well surely it would not work if you sucked everyone back in so good thing you didn't do that ahahaha

... Hm.

Good thing I didn't, huh.

[y2kais]

Wait. So you sucked everyone back in, so you could get out and have a happy ending? Sweet. -☔

Ugh- no. I didn't "suck them back in". I'm just replaying things from the computer's memory and moving around some wires and stuff, and... It keeps not WORKING.

They're still out there.

I'm half sure they know I'm stuck in here, too.

[y2kais]

Okay. So you... "Want to make things right". What does that look like for you? What do you see as "right"?

My "right" would be NOT being trapped in the dark alone with Majesty.

...

Not like that.

Oh, yay.

[y2kais]

Why? We already did this once before and got a happy ending so why again?-🐬anon

I DIDN'T get a happy ending. I went away and everyone ELSE got a happy ending because I did.

Not BECAUSE you did, they just so happened to coincide!